Season 120 Peewee Uprising!! Week 6 Power Rankings!!
Oh yes, i remember this stretch of games where the alpha boys come over and try to steal all of our wins! And they are off to a nice 5-1 start, Go Monarchs! We will see if we can put up a little more fight than the last few seasons.
1. Buckhead Royal Knights- The music was swinging, the drinks were flowing and the guests were chatting away and starting to get hungry, It was time for appetizers and thankfully the kitchen had a truck of Fish delivered and had seared them on the grill and wrapped them up with cream cheese in a piece of seaweed, the sushi trays were demolished by the drunken ones, the Fish was delicious!
2. Arctic Circle Grim Reapers- Tripping their way merrily along the Reapers had never felt so light and free, everything was so colorful and the world seemed alive like never before. Grimness was far away and the world was fresh and new. Then came the sound revving of engines, yelling, shooting and a line of ATVs, UTVs, OTVs and rednecks was coming right at them. They were screaming at them to get out of their hunting and fishing grounds. Panic hit, happy buzz gone, the Reapers trip took a quick turn for the worse and it wasn't a turn for the worse for them. Those poor guide service fellows had no idea what hit them.
3. London Pee Wee Monarchs- Wow! Who knew you had that little trick, transforming from monarch to caterpillar and back, and just in the knick of time those Bears were ready to dine! Whiskey returner pulled off an amazing drunken stumble for the win, a 76 yard tipsy weave down the field and he didn't spill even a drop of his shine!
4. Irridescent Ditch Fish- Damn, we got swept up in an actual fishnet and they didn't even find us attractive, just looked at us like a piece of meat. And holy crap, that's what we were! Onto the grill we went, the lucky few who survived aren't wearing fishnets anymore, those are grill marks, they look the same, but they're permanent!
5. Blitzin' Dots- If having your horns sliced off and being eaten as shish kabob wasn't bad enough the Dots had just pulled it back together when they saw a giant lizard scooping up their moss grazing brethren and swallowing them whole. Blitzin' just froze and watched as the end drew near, only to see the beast impale its feet on the horns of their fallen comrades and run off cursing, leaving the rest of the herd unharmed and enjoying their good fortune.
6. Mr Coach Kline's DOTS- The DOTS were enjoying themselves as the bar closed they had whooped some yahoos and gotten good and drunk and were wandering their way home, down the road past local farms, when they were approaching the Yak farm they saw some boys trying their hand at Yask tipping, it didn't go on long and Leland and the boys had a good laugh as they ran off. As they strolled in front of the farm themselves to their dismay they heard stampling of hooves and turned to see the gate left wide open by the youth. This time it was them running and it wasn't nearly as funny as they were chased down and stampeded over like the crowd at Pamplona!
7. Rome Gladiator Yaks- Stupid kids, always fucking with us Yaks in the middle of the night. Grrrr! Look here comes some more right now, if only the gate were open we could show them a thing or two! Wait, those dumb kids did leave the gate open! Easy boys act natural, lets just graze on over and when they walk by, WHAM, we show them a little Yak power! This is gonna be fun!
8. Tokyo Godzillas- Godzilla was hopping happily along, scooping up some reindeer and popping them in his mouth. He was feeling really high and had stopped paying much attention to reality when he started stepping on something very pokey, reindeer antlers, they were everywhere like goatheads in a desert parking lot. It only took two or three getting stuck in his toes and he was off hopping on one foot and howling mad, soon he was far from reindeer land.
9. Coach Jason Browns JUCO Stogies- It has been a wild first semester at the JUCO college! After the Yak incident the coaching staff had seen enough and brought in a new motivational speaker to have a word with the boys! And boy did he ever give them a pep talk! After that meeting they Expected to crush whoever stood in their way and sure enough when they hit the field the facial hair went flying and the Stogies were on fire! WE EXPECT more of this!
10. Peewee's Biggest Adventure- Smitty and Bubba's guide services awoke early still hung over and sore from the little run in at the local bar. They loaded up the 4 wheelers, 3 wheelers and off road vehicles. They were meeting a new client Grim something or another at the trailhead. When they arrived all they found was a bunch of skeletal looking homeless folks tripping on something acting all joyful and nice. That was going to fuck up the hunting and they decided to bully those hippies right on out of there, they started up the ATVs, started firing off guns and went right for them. What happened next will never leave Smitty and Bubbas lips as folks look weird at ya when you go off talking about living skeletons and flying swords and such!
11. Arctic Snow Bears- It was getting hot, the Snow Bears had traveled further south than ever before, they didn't recognized the local foods and were dying to get a good meal. Out of nowhere a giant Moth landed in front of them, it had been fried and was still smoking, it smelled delicious! The Bears dug in only to find themselves tangled in a spider webby mess, out of the middle of which arose a giant caterpillar who chomped Bears left and right and then morphed into Moth and was gone. The remaining Bears were stuck and starving and a long way from home wondering where things had gone so weird and wrong.
12. Thunder Mountain Turtlebacks!- Thunder Mountain sort of struggled to beat the Losers. That isn't really a good sign, when you play a team named Losers you need to blow them out.
Also receiving votes!
Hartford Bouncing Pickles- Bounce, bounce, bounce, one or two more and you will be high enough to land on back on top of those Turtles.