PeeWee Gold Season 118 Week 11 Power Rankings!!
6-0 this week! Clean sweep! Lost track of how many games more alpha won than beta did, but it was a lot. At least 2.
1. Schmuckhead Loyal Knights- Yes, very well done, Loyal ones!! Couldn't let them desert dwellers catch us! Wait, i actually slandered you in your name this week!? Yay! First time! Must be getting sick of that stoopid winning streak. Only a true Schmuckhead would go this long without giving any joy to his lesser opponents and letting us win one!
2. Blitzin' Dots- And the Dots just keep winning every week, pretty soon we will start to feel about you like we do about the Knights! Though in the meantime its great watching you kick ass this season!
3. PeeWee Deadmen- Why are the Deadmen seeming so damn lively, time to crawl back to your graves where you belong! Otherwise you will start to forget your actually dead and start to think you can win the whole thing this season.
4. Going North- Still Going North and leaving us far behind in a pile of shit and feathers, sort of like being tarred and feathered only so stinking worse! The North defense played great and the offense had no problem finding points against our suspect defense. Nice game!!
5. Rome Gladiator Yaks- Still in 5th and now 5th in the polls too, poor Yaks just can't get a break all them dumb teams above them just keep winning. No worries furry friends you will make the playoffs! But who will you stomple to get there?
6. Irridescent Ditch Fish-Well it wouldnt be fair to let the rest of the alpha teams beat us and not the North! Whats that Yaks, oh keep quiet! Now you are all on fair ground to battle it out amongst yourselves. The next time any of you meets a Beta Fish watch out!
7. North Texas Mean Green- Wow! That was a good one! Nearly had them, ground and pound strategy i hear! Or slamball! I like it maybe we should just turn squid loose on our opposition. all these spread defenses to stop the outside run, just need to smash them in the middle!! Will be nice getting back to our side and getting a win again!
8. Philly Philly- I Phear that Philly is Phlightless. More resembling ground dwelling birds like the emu, kiwi, ostrich, dodo or the penguin! The Eagles will soar onto greener pastures soon, meanwhile they can try and get a last fish dinner, which seems to be an easy task this season.
9. Kinnik Legends- Niks Kin wasn't to legendary today, they could not even find the end zone, not sure they ever even saw it from their own side of the field.
10. Idaho Muscrats- Hell yeah!! Way to attack that lady stretching at the lake! What a splendid amazing creature! Such speed and cunning! Only a matter of time before they take over peewee for good.
11. Berlin Baldies- Things you resemble: an egg, a watermelon, a snow covered mountain, a naked mole rat, a skull, a Babirusa, a Sphynx cat, but not a football team.
12. Borts Pleasant Pilates- Pilates is so calming, didn't even feel that muscrat gnaw off your arms and legs! King Dot to the Endzone!! Heck yeah! We demand him at QB!
