Originally posted by Jiddy78
So the f*cking wife decides she's gonna cook up something natural and sh*t for dinner...so she's making some cous cous and squash...so I'm like..."You think this is going to feed me? I could eat 17 bowls of this and still be hungry?" So naturally after bowl #2 I give up and look to other ways to satsify my hunger when the wife says "There's some burritos in the fridge I picked up"
WTF WOMAN? WHERE WAS THIS INFORMATION TWO BOWLS AGO?!?
Natural high speed dash to the fridge...Smash toe on leg of kitchen table...Swears and bitten lip in process but I will not be deterred and I pop open the refrigerator door.
"Uhhh...Where's the burritos?"
"They're in the freezer...duh."
WAT
Frozen crap?!? You cannot be serious.
After a small round of bickering, I decided to cut my losses and go to bed hungry and disappointed.
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So at this point, I must add another rule:
People use the word "burrito" in vain far too often. A massive campaign of false advertising is going on out there. What Taco Bell sells you on the dollar menu....Uh uh...Don't even think about it....Also, if it is in the frozen foods section of the grocery store, I don't care if they call it a burrito on the box...It is NOT a burrito...It will never be a burrito. Ever. It is slop in a tortilla. "Amy's organic slop on a tortilla" should be a regulated name by the FDA.
Good rule of thumb: Unless it is leftover REAL burrito, if you have to nuke it in the microwave, it's not a burrito...It is an imposter and will only lead to your eventual unhappiness.
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REAL burrito reports from last week: I had Chipotle twice. I haven't had a breakfast burrito in a long time...but am overdue...I'm very particular about my eggs, though....so any of that fast food garbage fakeass egg crap isn't going to cut it....probably the biggest reason I don't get them often.
So the f*cking wife decides she's gonna cook up something natural and sh*t for dinner...so she's making some cous cous and squash...so I'm like..."You think this is going to feed me? I could eat 17 bowls of this and still be hungry?" So naturally after bowl #2 I give up and look to other ways to satsify my hunger when the wife says "There's some burritos in the fridge I picked up"
WTF WOMAN? WHERE WAS THIS INFORMATION TWO BOWLS AGO?!?
Natural high speed dash to the fridge...Smash toe on leg of kitchen table...Swears and bitten lip in process but I will not be deterred and I pop open the refrigerator door.
"Uhhh...Where's the burritos?"
"They're in the freezer...duh."
WAT
Frozen crap?!? You cannot be serious.
After a small round of bickering, I decided to cut my losses and go to bed hungry and disappointed.
______________________________
So at this point, I must add another rule:
People use the word "burrito" in vain far too often. A massive campaign of false advertising is going on out there. What Taco Bell sells you on the dollar menu....Uh uh...Don't even think about it....Also, if it is in the frozen foods section of the grocery store, I don't care if they call it a burrito on the box...It is NOT a burrito...It will never be a burrito. Ever. It is slop in a tortilla. "Amy's organic slop on a tortilla" should be a regulated name by the FDA.
Good rule of thumb: Unless it is leftover REAL burrito, if you have to nuke it in the microwave, it's not a burrito...It is an imposter and will only lead to your eventual unhappiness.
_____
REAL burrito reports from last week: I had Chipotle twice. I haven't had a breakfast burrito in a long time...but am overdue...I'm very particular about my eggs, though....so any of that fast food garbage fakeass egg crap isn't going to cut it....probably the biggest reason I don't get them often.
