Goal Line Blitz - American Football MMORPG

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pinto
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Dec 7, 2009 13:55:10

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Originally posted by tautology

lol...awesome!

Here is an excerpt from an actual memo I wrote earlier this year.

Trim inspection:

"Gentlemen,

The quality of our trim offerings has declined a bit in recent months, much to the distress of our customers. I would like to initiate a a daily inspection of all trim for the next month in order to put us back on track.

Specifically, all trim should be evaluated on the following criteria:

1) All trim should have a deep pink coloration, pale and purgy trim should be sorted out.
2) All trim should have a desirable appearance, loose and sloppy trim should be rejected as seconds.
3) Close inspection should be made of all trim for hair, boils and pustules, which should be considered defects.
4) Clotted blood should not be present in any of our trim.

I would like to personally inspect all trim upon my next visit.

Thanks!"

That is shockingly close to verbatim, believe it or not...

Freakin' Porn director....lol

NiborRis
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Dec 7, 2009 14:30:15

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Originally posted by tautology

lol...awesome!

Here is an excerpt from an actual memo I wrote earlier this year.

Trim inspection:

"Gentlemen,

The quality of our trim offerings has declined a bit in recent months, much to the distress of our customers. I would like to initiate a a daily inspection of all trim for the next month in order to put us back on track.

Specifically, all trim should be evaluated on the following criteria:

1) All trim should have a deep pink coloration, pale and purgy trim should be sorted out.
2) All trim should have a desirable appearance, loose and sloppy trim should be rejected as seconds.
3) Close inspection should be made of all trim for hair, boils and pustules, which should be considered defects.
4) Clotted blood should not be present in any of our trim.

I would like to personally inspect all trim upon my next visit.

Thanks!"

That is shockingly close to verbatim, believe it or not...

Man, that's better than the Mouse Ball FRU memo from IBM.

TrevJo
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Dec 7, 2009 14:34:38

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Originally posted by PLAYMAKERS
http://i47.tinypic.com/1jm3jn.png

I always wondered where the "happiness" came from in that comic strip title. Now I know!

bobbydigital66
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Dec 7, 2009 14:41:34

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Originally posted by tautology
That's roughly how I started in this biz about 5 years, tbh. Long story behind that...

Hey taut, Im graduating soon with a finance degree and you should give me a job.

tautology
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Dec 7, 2009 14:42:29

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Originally posted by Dirtmcgirt66
Originally posted by tautology

That's roughly how I started in this biz about 5 years, tbh. Long story behind that...

Hey taut, Im graduating soon with a finance degree and you should give me a job.

I am pretty sure I can get you on the trim inspection line.

SLZmonster
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Dec 7, 2009 15:02:21

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Originally posted by tautology
Originally posted by Dirtmcgirt66

Originally posted by tautology

That's roughly how I started in this biz about 5 years, tbh. Long story behind that...

Hey taut, Im graduating soon with a finance degree and you should give me a job.

I am pretty sure I can get you on the trim inspection line.

sign me up!

GP1
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Dec 7, 2009 15:16:11

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I think he lives in Seattle tbh

Tigerbait0307
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Dec 7, 2009 15:30:44

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Greatest thread ever. Taut is a trim inspector.

cincredfan
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Dec 7, 2009 16:19:49

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Originally posted by chronoaug
Honey Baked Ham Co? I think the headquarters is somewhere nearby in mass. If so, i'd love a nice ham for the holidays.

Would be my guess as well

Bladnach
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Dec 7, 2009 21:55:55

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If that's true and he's in mass and there is a meetup with lots of nice porks and hams and good beer i'd be down to consume some

Wrath Of Conor
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Dec 7, 2009 21:59:30

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Did someone say Scrapple?

tyante
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Dec 7, 2009 23:12:18

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It isn't Taut's dad who owns the company, but maybe his father-in-law?

Jack Del Rio
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Dec 7, 2009 23:15:57

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Originally posted by tautology

lol...awesome!

Here is an excerpt from an actual memo I wrote earlier this year.

Trim inspection:

"Gentlemen,

The quality of our trim offerings has declined a bit in recent months, much to the distress of our customers. I would like to initiate a a daily inspection of all trim for the next month in order to put us back on track.

Specifically, all trim should be evaluated on the following criteria:

1) All trim should have a deep pink coloration, pale and purgy trim should be sorted out.
2) All trim should have a desirable appearance, loose and sloppy trim should be rejected as seconds.
3) Close inspection should be made of all trim for hair, boils and pustules, which should be considered defects.
4) Clotted blood should not be present in any of our trim.

I would like to personally inspect all trim upon my next visit.

Thanks!"

That is shockingly close to verbatim, believe it or not...

hair stylist, i knew it

fool
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Dec 7, 2009 23:44:26

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Originally posted by tyante
It isn't Taut's dad who owns the company, but maybe his father-in-law?

you think a wife would allow that kind of flex expenditure?

jktooley
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Dec 8, 2009 00:00:55

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let's get another clue ffs.

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