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gg godzillas

GG Yaks. Your defense is insane

GG Blitzin'.

Good game Chitz Show! You have some quick dots.

Season 121 Tournament Round TWO RESULTS

Bracket 1

Buckhead Royal Knights 14 vs Mr Coach Kline's DOTS 21

Clown Car Chitz Show: Featuring 21 vs Irridescent Ditch Fish 42

Bracket 2

Arctic Circle Grim Reapers 31 vs Tanuki Thunder 3

Blitzin' Dots 3 vs Hartford Bouncing Pickles 42

Originally posted by eastcoastbrian
GG Blitzin'.

ggs, if i survive the gold demotions this season i think I need to stop experimenting with builds lol

Season 121 Pee Wee Battle Royale! Week 8 Power Rankings!

Halfway through!

1. Arctic Circle Grim Reapers- The Grim Ones were getting a bit bored at the top and were needing some action. Godzilla answered the call and came sprinting in, he didn't look ready to fight, more ready to nap. So the Reapers sent the scythe in to tie his shoe laces together while he rested, lol! Only the scythe wasn't so good at tying, better at slicing and it shredded the laces and woke up the Beast. It jumped up and came right out of its shoes, the odor was unbearable, if skeletons could smell they would have passed out from the stank, but they don't have noses, so ignored the stench, attacked his toesies and sent the big fellow sprinting away.

2. Irridescent Ditch Fish- The Bowl loss has really seemed to spark something in the Fish this season, we are normally losing games and not focused during the regular season, but this group of minnows seems to be on a mission! Happy to move on in the tourney!

3. Martian Invasion- When the Yaks entered the Dome and took one bite of grass Marvin lost it, something was trying to take over his territory. Completely unacceptable! Zing, zoom, splat they unleashed a barrage of shots that lit up the shaggy ones, who just stood there unamussed! They even started grazing some more! The Ray Guns were ineffective! Things were looking bad when the Martians switched tactics and sent in Pepper Spray the Martian. He blasted the Yaks right in the eyes, they stumbled backwards into the endzone and blindly out of the stadium. Cheers from all the Martian fans for Peppers!

4. Buckhead Royal Knights- The Knights were rejoicing that they had the magic armour back and it proved useful right away as they got a strong challenge from the DOTS. The armour was a bit late but when it arrived it stopped Coach Kline cold and didn't allow a score for 3.5 quarters. All proud the Knights took it inside and gave it a good polishing and it completely missed the tourney game in its vanity.

5. Tanuki Thunder- The Tanukis were staying away from the water this week, instead they were playing in a large open meadow, full of birds and flying insects. This was where they belonged, killing flying things, like opponents passing attacks! Interestingly the Tanuki have not allowed a single pass TD this entire season!! The Monarchs tried but had to settle for FGS, as they kept being caught, disembodied from their wings and eaten as snacks. Thunder air defense is real!

6. Rome Gladiator Yaks- Yaks were wondering if they might be feeling those dots after all when they walked into the Martian Dome and were attacked by knee sized aliens. Was this even real, what were these things, definitely not a hallucination because those ray guns stung and burned their hair. Despite that the field was looking tasty, and they were used to stinging insects. The little guys kept going at them until one of them unloaded a pepper spray bomb right in Yaks face! That was that, they fell backwards, pass arm suspended, still in the end zone. Dinner time over!

7. Turf Warriors- The First ever Warrior Bowl didn't really live up to the preseason hype. The sod monsters dragged the Walk-ons into The Burrow and digested them into a lovely liquid fertilizer. The field looked greener than ever after a way to easy, yet still enjoyable win.

8. Mr Coach Kline's DOTS- The DOTS have been a team on the rise for a few seasons now and the double games against Buckhead proves just how tough they have become. While they let the season game slip by they made up for it with a huge win in the tourney game! The DOTS get another big one this week as they host 4th annual DOT BOWL!

9. Blitzin' Dots- Like the Yaks the Fish are also immune to the toxic little dots, so Blitzin' had no defense against the Fish ground attack. Try as they might to stab us with those pokey antlers we are just too slippery to get a horn into. No matter, there are bigger fish to fry in the games ahead for the Dots starting with this weeks DOT BOWL, a win would be huge!

10. Tokyo Godzillas- Godzilla finally found a quiet spot, he had to run all the way to the North Pole to find it. He was feeling real peaceful and drowsed off, then he felt an odd tug on his shoe laces and then another. He looked down to see them sliced through by the scythe, he jumped up angry ready to blast the nearby Grim Reapers that were laughing at him, only when he jumped up the Nikes fell completely off and his toes were exposed. They had been in those sneakers for a long time, the odor was horrid and it was even horrider when the scythe jabbed itself right under his big toe nail, yow!! He was gone, headed south fast!

11. Hartford Bouncing Pickles- Hartford isn't getting much action in silver lately, but they played one heck of a tourney game against the Dots, now the Pickles will get to battle the Scythe in the next round. I here sliced pickles are a thing!

12. Clown Car Chitz Show: Featuring- Clown Cars holding onto the 12 spot, they battled the Fish in the tourney and their offense was tough. The defense however had some holes and they will have to tighen it up to take the peewee silver crown this season.

Also receiving votes!

Texaz RailRode Commission- Choo, choo! Coming soon to a depot near you!

London Pee Wee Monarchs- Damn, it sucks to be grabbed by a raccoon have your wings ripped off and be turned into snack.

Mmm sliced pickles

Originally posted by R007C
Mmm sliced pickles

What do we say to the God of Death?

Not today.

Thankfully I’ve given up caring at this point. I would still like to win a few but if it’s not in the cards that’s ok.

I’ll either slum in silver and regroup and try some new or it’s the end of the road.

Originally posted by Robbnva
Thankfully I’ve given up caring at this point. I would still like to win a few but if it’s not in the cards that’s ok.

I’ll either slum in silver and regroup and try some new or it’s the end of the road.

I'm calling it, Monarchs making the playoffs.

8-8 Or bust!

Originally posted by Robbnva
8-8 Or bust!

Cheers to that!

Season 121 Tournament Round THREE

Bracket 1

Mr Coach Kline's DOTS vs Irridescent Ditch Fish

Bracket 2

Arctic Circle Grim Reapers vs Hartford Bouncing Pickles

Good game to everybody the Turf Warriors have played. Were on the struggle bus