Warrior General Games

I'm honestly surprised it took you this long to find something to bitch about. It only took four and a half weeks before you had to break my simple rule of not bitching, complaining, or whining about something I write - read them and shut the fuck up (I guess it was to much for you). Of course, it was for the all so meaningful rankings. Of course it was the retarded clown boy who just couldn't keep his mouth shut when dropped from the top five. Unlike fellow teams before them in Moscow and Charlestown who said not one word when dropped the idiot kept begging for a CPU ranking in order to compare what my opinion is against it.

Let me see:

My Top Five-CPU
1-1. Detroit Muscle - SPOT ON.
2-4. Bier Markt - Off two positions but still top five.
3-2. Her Majesty's Dragons - Off one position but still top five.
4-3. Full Perky Tets - Off one position but still top five.
5-7. Dot Fathers - Off two spots.
Others nipping at the proverbial heals of the top five
*6-6diablownout dots - SPOT ON.
*7-5Charlestown Chiefs - Off two spots.
*8-9Moscow Musketeers - Off one spot.

HOLY SHIT, THEY'RE WAY OFF. Seriously idiot, what am I missing? Also, The Dirty Birds are 20th on the list and do you really think they're the 20th ranked team in casual pro? Getting a flipping clue. "Waaah, the Dot Fathers strength of schedule is bad and you have them in the top five even if the PC ranking has the seven I'll still complain about it." This is likely due to your short stay in the GROWL tourney against the very same team you're pissing and moaning about:

http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/game.pl?game_id=2562158

Then you thought you'd be cute and do a quick scrimmage right after only to lose again:

http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/game.pl?game_id=2562875

I wouldn't expect you to understand SOS. Here's your team breakdown:

-Your three wins are against teams with records of 2-10 and the only reason your SOS is not the worst in the league is because you played the top team (and lost at home using a premium promotion). DF opponents have four wins and once again looping back to your Detroit game (which was lost) your SOS is worse than the Fathers without that game.

To make it easy I'm just not going to include you or your team in my writing so you won't have anything to complain about. To put it nicely - fuck off.

Originally posted by BADGERBACKER
The Dirty Birds are 20th on the list

DB too high

Originally posted by BADGERBACKER
I'm honestly surprised it took you this long to find something to bitch about. It only took four and a half weeks before you had to break my simple rule of not bitching, complaining, or whining about something I write - read them and shut the fuck up (I guess it was to much for you). Of course, it was for the all so meaningful rankings. Of course it was the retarded clown boy who just couldn't keep his mouth shut when dropped from the top five. Unlike fellow teams before them in Moscow and Charlestown who said not one word when dropped the idiot kept begging for a CPU ranking in order to compare what my opinion is against it.

Let me see:

My Top Five-CPU
1-1. Detroit Muscle - SPOT ON.
2-4. Bier Markt - Off two positions but still top five.
3-2. Her Majesty's Dragons - Off one position but still top five.
4-3. Full Perky Tets - Off one position but still top five.
5-7. Dot Fathers - Off two spots.
Others nipping at the proverbial heals of the top five
*6-6diablownout dots - SPOT ON.
*7-5Charlestown Chiefs - Off two spots.
*8-9Moscow Musketeers - Off one spot.

HOLY SHIT, THEY'RE WAY OFF. Seriously idiot, what am I missing? Also, The Dirty Birds are 20th on the list and do you really think they're the 20th ranked team in casual pro? Getting a flipping clue. "Waaah, the Dot Fathers strength of schedule is bad and you have them in the top five even if the PC ranking has the seven I'll still complain about it." This is likely due to your short stay in the GROWL tourney against the very same team you're pissing and moaning about:

http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/game.pl?game_id=2562158

Then you thought you'd be cute and do a quick scrimmage right after only to lose again:

http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/game.pl?game_id=2562875

I wouldn't expect you to understand SOS. Here's your team breakdown:

-Your three wins are against teams with records of 2-10 and the only reason your SOS is not the worst in the league is because you played the top team (and lost at home using a premium promotion). DF opponents have four wins and once again looping back to your Detroit game (which was lost) your SOS is worse than the Fathers without that game.

To make it easy I'm just not going to include you or your team in my writing so you won't have anything to complain about. To put it nicely - fuck off.

Blah blah, I'm not reading your teenage rant. Father is .250, tough team, you must run them or be co-owner, only reason you rank them so high evrey season......

Originally posted by The Avenger
Blah blah, I'm not reading your teenage rant. Father is .250, tough team, you must run them or be co-owner, only reason you rank them so high evrey season......

Do your own write ups then ya fuck.

Originally posted by Rocdog21
Do your own write ups then ya fuck.

couldnt have said it better myself.

Originally posted by BADGERBACKER
I'm honestly surprised it took you this long to find something to bitch about. It only took four and a half weeks before you had to break my simple rule of not bitching, complaining, or whining about something I write - read them and shut the fuck up (I guess it was to much for you). Of course, it was for the all so meaningful rankings. Of course it was the retarded clown boy who just couldn't keep his mouth shut when dropped from the top five. Unlike fellow teams before them in Moscow and Charlestown who said not one word when dropped the idiot kept begging for a CPU ranking in order to compare what my opinion is against it.

Let me see:

My Top Five-CPU
1-1. Detroit Muscle - SPOT ON.
2-4. Bier Markt - Off two positions but still top five.
3-2. Her Majesty's Dragons - Off one position but still top five.
4-3. Full Perky Tets - Off one position but still top five.
5-7. Dot Fathers - Off two spots.
Others nipping at the proverbial heals of the top five
*6-6diablownout dots - SPOT ON.
*7-5Charlestown Chiefs - Off two spots.
*8-9Moscow Musketeers - Off one spot.

HOLY SHIT, THEY'RE WAY OFF. Seriously idiot, what am I missing? Also, The Dirty Birds are 20th on the list and do you really think they're the 20th ranked team in casual pro? Getting a flipping clue. "Waaah, the Dot Fathers strength of schedule is bad and you have them in the top five even if the PC ranking has the seven I'll still complain about it." This is likely due to your short stay in the GROWL tourney against the very same team you're pissing and moaning about:

http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/game.pl?game_id=2562158

Then you thought you'd be cute and do a quick scrimmage right after only to lose again:

http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/game.pl?game_id=2562875

I wouldn't expect you to understand SOS. Here's your team breakdown:

-Your three wins are against teams with records of 2-10 and the only reason your SOS is not the worst in the league is because you played the top team (and lost at home using a premium promotion). DF opponents have four wins and once again looping back to your Detroit game (which was lost) your SOS is worse than the Fathers without that game.

To make it easy I'm just not going to include you or your team in my writing so you won't have anything to complain about. To put it nicely - fuck off.

BB, you realize that you just cant help or fix stupid.

Originally posted by BADGERBACKER
kept begging for a CPU ranking in order to compare what my opinion is against it.

Sorry man. Never considered that was his intentions, just though he was curious on the CPU ranks so I ran and posted them since I have the script.

Just wanrted to know why a 4-0 team with the weakest opponents combined is top 5 in all of Casual Pro......swallon groin measuring tape I guess....

Originally posted by sunder B
Sorry man. Never considered that was his intentions, just though he was curious on the CPU ranks so I ran and posted them since I have the script.

I was curious. So what? If I could get any script to work I would do it, no biggie.

Originally posted by The Avenger
Originally posted by sunder B

Sorry man. Never considered that was his intentions, just though he was curious on the CPU ranks so I ran and posted them since I have the script.

I was curious. So what? If I could get any script to work I would do it, no biggie.

ask your mom to fix them for you

BADGER'S WORLD - WEEK 6

Cranking out on the season and a few scenarios are starting to play out but plenty of time left in the season to make your own noise.
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CASUAL PRO - SURVIVOR

Week 1 - 73 entered - one eliminated.
Week 2 - 68 entered - five forgot to enter and 10 eliminated.
Week 3 - 51 entered - 20 eliminated.
Week 4 - 30 entered - eight eliminated.
Week 5 - 22 entered - three eliminated.
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BB's PREDICTION RECORD

Weeks 1-4 - 51-13
Week 5 - 11-5
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PLAYERS OF THE WEEK

OFFENSE
RB 11 Ton Butterfly, Dotball Warriors. In a tight 30-27 come from behind win the Warriors defeated the Legacy's Casual Pride squad. Butterfly emerged from his cacoon and carried the ball 189.5 yards with two rushing TD's to help lead the comeback charge.

TD to tie it up in the 4th
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2546171&pbp_id=2313628

DEFENSE
DT Randy_ Starks, Prussian Revolution. Starks held down the middle in the Revolution's 14-6 win over the Macon Mo Bacon team. Starks racked up a game high seven tackles and forced a fumble which was recovered by his teammates that led to a short field and quick TD for the offense.

Starks with a FF
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2545996&pbp_id=2306746

SPECIAL TEAMS
K Anatoly Vladislav, French Toast Mafia. When you score all your teams points you become a stud. When you get all your teams points in an upset win you become a legend. Vladislav hit both of his FG's tries in scoring his teams six point in the 6-3 win over Charlestown.

Game winner - in the 3rd
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2546056&pbp_id=2308430
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OOPS - THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMM

1. Clown crying about the rankings. His team is currently suspended from the write ups (good job, my first ban).
2. Chiefs starting 3-2 - it being the slowest start since the team had the same record in season 33.
3. HOOD - what in the world is going on there with an 0-5 start and a seven game losing streak.

BRAVO - GOLF CLAP

1. Clown crying about the rankings. Since he won't be written about he shouldn't have much to say (much = anything, dare to dream).
2. Only three new teams searching for that first win.
3. Detroit with 21 in a row.
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WEEK 6 PICKS

EAST

Florida State Seminoles vs. Fareham Hell Hounds - 'Nole got a very nice win over the Birds this past week and will now start adding to the win column rather quickly. The Hell Hounds are hurting and are about to get some more infliction...34-10.

Austin Longhorns vs. DotBall Warriors - The Warriors have won two straight games and will be looking to add that third in a row for the ole turkey. The Longhorns won't be an easy out but Dotball will get the win here (gobble gobble)...31-21.

Legacy's Casual Pride vs. Motor City Mustangs - Motor City hasn't been playing well and while the Pride is coming off a loss this one is there's to win or lose. My money is on the Casual Pride to win going away...30-10.

Grave Diggers Union vs. Royal Drunken Monkey Spankers - Could be a good one and I'll chuck the coin on this one and the Diggers Union get the nod...24-17.

Alaskan "War" Raven vs. Her Majesty's Dragons - Alaskan sitting pretty but they're about to run into a buzz saw and they'll be no kill switch...37-9.

Detroit Muscle vs. London Fletchers - The Fletchers won't be much more than a speed bump in this one as it will get ugly quick...77-0.

Bier Markt - If you play hoops you know what a lay up is....77-0.

Uh Oh! HOOD gone Casual vs. The Dirty Birds - HOOD has dropped five straight this season and the way they've played we can put them out of their misery and hand this one to the Birds...48-3.
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WEST

Prussian Revolution vs. San Dimas Saints - I sense the Revolution D will take charge of this game and get them a win in a very low scoing game...17-13.

Washington Wildcats vs. Dot Fathers - Wildcats coming on as of late but it won't be enough to slow the Dot Fathers down...38-13.

Moscow Musketeers vs. Full Perky Tets - Should be an entertaining ball game with whomever can get the ground game going. I expect the Tets to have the slightly better O in a defensive ball game...27-17.

High Seas Marauders vs. Manchester United - United looks much better as the season's gotten underway and I expect a big offensive performace this week...51-10.

Green Bay Maulers vs. Charlestown Chiefs - Chiefs O struggling but they've always had the remedy to slow the passing game of the Maulers down...24-20.

Potent Potables vs. Macon Mo Bacon - Potables will be need a win to push that record to .500 and they'll get it with a late game saving FG...24-23.

Sofia Spiders vs. Twin Peaks - Peaks not looking in peak performance early in the season so I'll go with a Spiders squad who let's me down more often than not...27-20.

French Toast Mafia vs. Baltimore Crimewave - Mafia's making a strong statement early this season and they can make a louder one with a win over the Crimewave (seem like I've picked against Baltimore every week)...27-24.
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BADGER'S TOP FIVE

1. Detroit Muscle - Got a four TD win over the Hell Hounds.

2. Bier Markt - Beat up on Motor City to win by 117.

3. Her Majesty's Dragons - Blanked the Longhorns in winning by 55.

4. Full Perky Tets - Won by 34 in the shutout over High Seas.

5. Dot Fathers - Tripped up GBM to win by 24.

Others nipping at the proverbial heals of the top five

-Moscow Musketeers - Put up a 10 point win over the Crimewave.
-French Toast Mafia - got a nice three point win over the Chiefs.

Dropped out
Charlestown Chiefs
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CP's TOP DOTS

Offensive Current Season
12. Bier Market, Bier Markt
15. Don Majkowski, Green Bay Maulers
33. Mighty Montana II, Her Majesty's Dragon
56. Ben Gorman (QB), Manchester United
61. Roger Starbuck, Sofia Spiders

Defensive Current Season
7. Garret Ziemer, French Toast Mafia
11. Ryan Rusherman, Her Majesty's Dragons
25. Jumping Bean, The Diry Birds
27. Terrell Buckley, Bier Markt
28. Majestic Fly'in Dragon, Her Majesty's Dragons

LIVING LEGENDS - O - Overall GLB Top 500 active casual pro dots.
35. Don Majkowski, Green Bay Maulers
118. Bier Market, Bier Markt
500. Red Corvette™, Detroit Muscle

LIVING LEGENDS - D - Overall GLB Top 500 active casual pro dots.
None - the top overall defensive dot is CB Everson. Walls of the London Fletchers at 1,873.
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WEEK 5 - LONGHORNS versus SOONERS - Fan Poll

I'll try to avoid duplicates (yes, I'll keep it safe for work).

Longhorns - 2
Sooners - 2

Googling "Texas Longhorn hotties v. Oklahoma Sonner hotties"

TEXAS

1. http://www.pubclub.com/mediafiles/images/top-party-schools/UTTailgateHotties.jpg

2. http://bigpapadaddy.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/texas-tailgating-girls.jpg

3. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-CtKKYn8C8DE/UHj1I4BVdtI/AAAAAAAAFuk/iLagGQ1BzHE/s1600/texas+LonghornElle.jpg

OKLAHOMA

1. http://losersbracket.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Sooners.jpg

2. http://a3.img.mobypicture.com/5b5bc9df8eeb3d4c7064b21db26efcf7_view.jpg

3. http://www.ticketsolutions.com/blogs/intentional-foul/images/soonercheer.jpg

MY VOTE GOES TO Texas but probably the closest contest to date.
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GL in week six...bitches.

sorry OU but my vote goes to Texas..

Badger, I truely belive your under the age of 15. Ban from Write-ups because I challenged your LOL rankings based on actual fact?

I could whack a bee's nest with a toothpick and you'd stil fill your diaper right up from such anger.....my GOD this is easy!!

Two in a row for Texas.

Chick in the first Texas pic rocking Sooner colors pwned

Not a single one of Badger's picks were more than 2 spots of from the lolweek4CPU. The only fact of the matter is that you will find something to bitch and complain about no matter what is posted or by whom. You did it when MK made them, you do it now, it is quite sad. Just shut the fuck up if you don't like it. You are the only person in the history of the write ups who has complained about them, presumably because there are no other women in the league.