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Standard predictions are in........

1.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.488 ........ 14-2.... Graz Grizzlies
2.. ........ 5 ........ 4 ........ 0.477 ........ 12-4.... Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
3.. ...... 12 ........ 3 ........ 0.480 ........ 13-3.... Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
4.. ........ 3 ........ 5 ........ 0.512 ........ 12-4.... Asau Golden Eagles
5.. ...... 16 ........ 1 ........ 0.461 ........ 13-3.... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
6.. ........ 7 ...... 13 ........ 0.473 ........ 12-4.... Coxsackie HOOD Hugos
7.. ...... 11 ........ 8 ........ 0.469 ........ 13-3.... Republic of Benin
8.. ........ 8 ...... 14 ........ 0.488 ........ 11-5.... South Side Mafia
9.. ........ 4 ...... 17 ........ 0.492 ........ 11-5.... Odessa Mojo
10 ........ 2 ...... 15 ........ 0.500 ........ 10-6.... Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
11 ...... 21 ...... 12 ........ 0.500 ........ 11-5.... Orlando Prime Timers
12 ...... 10 ........ 7 ........ 0.488 ........ 10-6.... The Dogs of War
13 ...... 15 ...... 10 ........ 0.520 ........ 9-7...... Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies
14 ...... 20 ........ 6 ........ 0.512 ........ 9-7...... New Orleans Gurupies
15 ........ 9 ...... 18 ........ 0.508 ........ 8-8...... Cincinnati Shockers
16 ...... 18 ........ 9 ........ 0.477 ........ 8-8...... Brazilian Dirty Sanchez
17 ...... 23 ...... 11 ........ 0.492 ........ 8-8...... STEEL City Mafia
18 ........ 6 ...... 16 ........ 0.523 ........ 7-9...... Venom Dotball Academy
19 ...... 14 ...... 22 ........ 0.488 ........ 8-8...... Carthage Clash
20 ...... 13 ...... 21 ........ 0.508 ........ 7-9...... Sunday Funday
21 ...... 17 ...... 19 ........ 0.512 ........ 6-10.... Definition of Insanity
21 ...... 22 ...... 27 ........ 0.484 ........ 6-10.... E-City Mercenaries
21 ...... 25 ...... 20 ........ 0.527 ........ 6-10.... All The King's Royal Men
24 ...... 27 ...... 25 ........ 0.531 ........ 4-12.... OffTopica Miracle
25 ...... 29 ...... 24 ........ 0.512 ........ 4-12.... District 9 Prawns
26 ...... 28 ...... 23 ........ 0.488 ........ 5-11.... Porto People Eaters
27 ...... 24 ...... 30 ........ 0.504 ........ 4-12.... Miami Red Hawks
28 ...... 19 ...... 31 ........ 0.496 ........ 4-12.... Ultimate Fighting Championship
29 ...... 26 ...... 26 ........ 0.516 ........ 3-13.... La Flama Blanca
30 ...... 30 ...... 28 ........ 0.523 ........ 3-13.... Nairobi Warthogs
31 ...... 31 ...... 29 ........ 0.539 ........ 2-14.... Moose Jaw Roughriders
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.512 ........ 3-13.... The Cult of Personalities, Wu!

FANTASY MATCHUP
Exp Score  Matchup
  21 -   20    Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies def. New Orleans Gurupies
  25 -   20    Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated def. Cincinnati Shockers

The World League writeup......................(the playoffs are here!!!!!)

AND THEN THERE WERE 4......................

Seems the UPSET BUFFET IS STILL OPEN FOR BUSINESS!!!!!!

Here is what I predicted!!!! (How could I be so wrong and so right at the same time?? )

26 - 24 Asau Golden Eagles vs. New Orleans Gurupies
16 - 13 Odessa Mojo vs. Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies


Here is what actually happened................................
The Duckies beat the Odessa. WOW!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!
The Odessa Mofo's lost their Mojo on the Duckies. I told you that T2 can now talk all the crap he wants!!!! And what did you do? What did you do? What... can't talk with all that Cro.....(Nom... Nom... Nom... Nom... Nom... Nom...) Such an awful sight!!!! So awful!!! Question is....how much Cro do they have? Everyone is eating it like it is a fad diet or something!!! Were they saving it or something? So bad... YUCK!!!! See what you have done!!!! But I degress. Let's take a look at the game for posterity sake. There were 5 interceptions and 2 fumbles resulting in turnovers. That is a lot for a playoff game. The first half looked like it was all the Ducks because Odessa only scored on a fumbled punt return and a FG late in the 2nd quarter which is where I started to see the Mojo coming back. The Duckies, on the other hand, were marching down the field with big play after big play. A really exciting first half. The third quarter saw Odessa step out with a long run score. That was followed by 2 interceptions which stopped each team twice. The Duckies were able to score on two drives in the third quarter though. I believed the Duckies were having a better game because without the interceptions/fumbles, their drives were going better. The fourth quarter started and Odessa scored and then scored again quickly on a interception return for a touchdown. 38 - 35 at 13:36 to play. Close game. Then it all came down to solid dotball where the Duckies keyed on the 2nd/3rd down conversions with TE Avery Sparks and just outplayed Odessa. Was a good game!!!! Congrat Duckies!!!! Odessa is just the Mojo's now!!! GL next season. While the ducks are quacking, smacking, and flapping while Madmustaff is hooked up to the pumping rubber bottle!!! (Against his will I might add!!!) YUCK!!!!!! T2 is talking a lot of SMACK now.... I'm sorry, let me rephrase .... T2 is talking a lot of QUACK now!!!! GL next game Duckies!!!! 2 games to go and you can talk all the QUACK you want and everyone, including JB, JT, and JD, will have to take it!!!!!!



New Orleans Gurupies beat the Asau Golden Eagles WOW!!!!! WOW!!!!! WOW!!!!! WOW!!!!!
Against all predictions. Word on the street is that Asau was going to run away with this this game literally. The Gurupies were a long shot prediction. They even made Eagles conference champions tee-shirts and paraphernalia before this game. Interesting..... Another playoff upset that proves that on any given day!!!! I did say that the Gurupies were a proven team!!! I just did not believe they could dis-prove Asau. Interesting. Lot of money lost betting on that game. Well done there Gurupies. Post game reviews say a 6.1 average run yardage will be taken every day. Plus, the number of sacks was high....again!!! Let's take a closer look...... Initial drive by new Orleans shows they were firing on all cylinders....run, short pass, long pass. The next drive by Asau showed they were running on all cylinders also. The drives were long though with only 2 .5 drives in the 1st quarter. In the 2nd quarter we started to see some sacks and fumbles as the Gurupies started to wear down the Asau offense where we saw score for score until 5:50 in the second where Asau did not score in response to the Gurupies who continued to score. 20 - 14 in favor of the Gurupies at halftime. The rest of the game was a slug fest. Neither team really scoring until late in the game where Asau had a turn over on downs at their 4 because there was nothing left to lose. Time of death, or should I say when the Eagle landed, was declared at 1:09 in the 4th when Lucas Sanderson scored on a 1st and goal from the 4. This was a great game from 2 solid teams that game it everything and gave up nothing!!!!!! Asau is a solid team with previous WL championship trophies proudly displayed on their team page!!! Much respect!!!! Was a great run this season !!!!! GL next season!!!! For the Gurupies, no pain, no game!!! No rest!!! No respite!!! I hear quacking in the distance!!!!!! Get ready to rumble. More than you ever had is at stake!!!!! Game Face!!!!


I think that is it for the words.....................My prediction for the 3rd round is in..........

22 - 16 New Orleans Gurupies vs. Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies


Congrats to the round 2 winners.......

Suffer baby Suffer to the round 2 losers!!!!!


Good luck next round in the playoffs everyone.
THIS IS WORLD LEAGUE!!!!! NO PITY FOR THE WEAK!!!!!!

GET HOTTT!!!!!
Game Face!!!!! .

Awesome man, great as always! I agree with the prediction too, New Orleans defense is too stingy.

The World League writeup......................(the playoffs are here!!!!!)

AND THEN THERE WERE 2......................

Seems the UPSET BUFFET IS STILL OPEN FOR BUSINESS but we are almost out!!!!!!

Here is what I predicted!!!! (How could I be so wrong and so right at the same time?? )

22 - 16 New Orleans Gurupies vs. Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies

Here is what actually happened................................
The Duckies beat the New Orleans Gurupies WOW!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!! Un - Quacking - Be - Leeve - Able!!!!
Seems New Orleans, in all its lack-luster, could not stop the incessant quacking of the Ducks!!!! What'd I say? If it looks like a duck, walks like a Duck, and quacks, it must be a duck!!!! I told you that T2 can now talk all the crap he wants!!!! And what did you do? What did you do? Let's look at the game...... 1st Quarter open with two unanswered TD's by the ducks. One from a punt return. For New Orleans, it was two 3 and outs. Offense not firing really strong on any cylinders it seems. The 2nd quarter saw each team score field goals. Was a boring quarter . The second half started..... The third quarter was once again a tit for tat...where each team scored a FG followed by punts. Into the fourth, the Duckies were up by 14, new Orleans with the initial drive. They were stopped and settled for a FG. There is still time Coach told us. Morale still up. The Duckies came back with an insanely long drive that took 20 plays and chewed 10 minutes off the clock. WOW!!!! We have seen games where teams had 8 plays in under 90 seconds......so this is huge. It also seemed that New Orleans could not stop the 3rd down conversions. The New Orleans defense then just stopped moving.....like this play ...
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2388790&pbp_id=7653518 ....
I cannot go into it anymore that that. There was a buzzing sound about 5:03 after the third 3rd down conversion. Which changed into a more distinct sort of drumming sound at the fourth 3rd down conversion. Sounded like "nom - nom - nom - nom - nom - ...." OH NO!!!!! Cried Coach Arscola as a roar of Quacking began from the sideline. Feathers flying everywhere ...... large VATS of stuff being wheeled into the stadium. The OC Zable yelling, "Get the offense back on the Field!!!!!" Personally, I was trying to be cool and bribe my way out of the upcoming festivities.... But, unfortunately I cannot speak DUCK!!!!! The Quacking was deafening..... The Defense maintained and it came down to a play with 4th and 2 at 2:49 remaining. Time of death was pronounced at 59 seconds with a fifth 3rd/4th down conversion followed by a TD. In comes a "Pumping Rubber Bottle" and the old man Cro, trailed by his pesty side-kick - T2, both with a shit-eating grins on their faces!!!!! Not good New Orleans goes down for the last time. Game Over. Duckies played a great game and now even New Orleans has to pay the price. I ran, not for my life, but for my pride ..... to be beaten by a duck!!!! We shoud have won!!!! It was a DUCK for GLB sake!!! I thought I escaped. The head coach and OC were not so lucky. Sorry Arscola and Zable!!!! So Sorry!!! Fat lady singing a flappin' Jazz tune to the rhythm of a tapping webbed foot. I mean....We should have won with ease. Not us..... Not New Orleans. We had so much to gain but we did not realize how much we had to lose. It was just not proper southern hospitality post game!!!! We eat Turkey, Duck, Chicken, and TerDucken. But never Cro. Now, we join the rest of the has been teams that have been made to repeat that awful after game ritual. Before I go, it was a great season. Both teams played hard and well to get here. Great game planning by the Duckies. The Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies are the WL Zeta Conference Champions and now represent Zeta in the Championship. Bring home the Gold!!!! GL!!!! QUACK - QUACK!!!!
1 game to go and you can talk all the QUACK you want and everyone, including JB, JT, JD, and everyone else will have to take it!!!!!! SO it shall be written in the Archives.
Oh noooo .... they are here ...... I thought I had more time!! At least, from Zeta, we were last in line!!!!!
... Nom - Nom - Nom - Nom - ....




I think that is it for the words.....................My prediction for the League Championship is in..........

24 - 28 Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies vs Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated


Congrats to the round 3 winners.......

Suffer baby and Suffer More to the round 3 losers!!!!!


Good luck next round in the League Championship!!! . We are now 1 and we are all DUCKS!!!! GO DUCKS!!!!!
THIS IS WORLD LEAGUE!!!!! NO PITY FOR THE WEAK!!!!!!

Game Face!!!!! .

The World League writeup......................(the playoffs are over!!!!)

AND Now there is 1. THE ONE!!!!....


Here is what I predicted!!!! ---> 24 - 28 Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies vs Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated



Here is what actually happened................................
The Fire breathing Rubber Duckies beat Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
Both teams brought their A-Game to the field on this one. Doof started with some good running and then an interception for a TD was scored by the Duckies on the opening Doofenshmirtz drive. Captain Hood rallied the team back together and capitalized on the third drive resulting from a Duckie fumble at their 28.5 yard line. Score tied at 7 with 7:16 left in the first. Defenses got their stuff together and no more scoring in the first quarter. First class teams. Going to be a good game. The second quarter opens with a missed 56 yard field goal by the duckies. Doofenshmirtz gets the ball but Captain Hood is stopped cold by a sack and a hurry. Ducks NT Bob Jolly made that sack on a 3 man rush triple teamed. WOW!!!! Ducks defense firing on all cylinders. Ducks begin a long drive after the resulting punt and just trudge down the field to score. SLUGFEST out there!!! I'm sweating just watching my screen!!! 14 - 7 favor the Ducks with 6:55 left in the 2nd quarter. Then things started to favor the Duckies, where later in the 2nd quarter, a punt was fumbled and the Ducks capitalized at Doofenshmirtz's 16 yard line, but only with a field goal. Can you say the "Black Ice" is dangerous. OH YEAH!!!! 17 to 7 favor of the Ducks at halftime. Captain Hood with the inches pep talk during the intermission. And we start the second half.........
They heard the talk Capt. but it was not enough. The opening drive by the Ducks was a hard fought war on the gridiron where we saw eight 3rd/4th down conversions. WOW!!! Very similar to the Ducks Conference Championship!!!! New Orleans knows what that felt like. The Ducks finally score with 5:18 left in the third quarter. But Doofenshmirtz cannot seem to respond as two later drives in the 3rd result in nothing. Cannot get a break. where you are either a half yard short or dropping the pass after the hit. We end the third at 24 -7, Ducks winning. The start of the fourth brings more devastation as the Ducks score a TD at 24 seconds into the fourth. Then it is all the Duckies as Doofenshmirtz's defense holds on but the offense cannot get it going. And then Captain Hood went down with the ship!!!!!!!

And there it is... DUCKS WIN!!!!!!

The end of another WL season comes to a close!!! The archive will be appropriately updated with the Ducks Win. Cro and T2 will be immortalized!!!!! There will be rejoicing in Duck City when they return home. It was a long and arduous journey pointed with pain and disappointment. But no worry, in a few days it will start all over again. And besides, the Hidden Dragons will be back!!!!!

I think that is it for the words.....................Everyone, enjoy the off Season!!!!

Congrats to the CHAMPS!!!! You definitely earned it!!!!! Let the Quacking Begin!!!!!

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Man, I have to say...you were the best thing about this season. Thank you so much for doing these! Just one write up like this can be a chore and you did a ton of them. Amazing stuff! Thank you!

This thread has to win the award for most emoticons ever in a thread.

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