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if its not from some hole in the wall shack in california, its probably not worth eating

Originally posted by Wat
I ate a burrito today from freebirds. P good

It's official- I read the liquor license application in the window yesterday.

The next Freebirds! World Burrito is opening about a mile from my house.

So about how big is a Super Monster burrito from Freebirds?

What is the Jiddy Llamas opinion on the bastard cousin...the breakfast burrito

Originally posted by Joebarber
What is the Jiddy Llamas opinion on the bastard cousin...the breakfast burrito

How dare you smite the breakfast burrito. That's the finest invention since lesbians.

Originally posted by motownjunk
So about how big is a Super Monster burrito from Freebirds?

About elbow-to-fingertip length, bicep in circumference.

It's two of the Freebird Monster tortillas overlapped by about 1/3 then filled by about 50% more stuff.

Even in college I didn't attempt the Super Monster. Nowadays I can eat a Monster if I don't mind the regret afterwards. A Freebird is about all I can handle. I've turned into a lightweight. I have the shame. Delicious, delicious shame.

This is the only WL thread I really pay attention to.

needs more jiddy

i remember when jiddy would have a burrito story every week

i guess he misses rusty

Favorite burrito from chipotle is a Steak burrito2x meat with black beans extra scoop of rice, extra cheese, sour cream, and extra hot sauce.. Then get 2 sides of guacamole and dip that burrito into it, because with 1 side you always run out and this way you can just pound it down

Originally posted by Dpride59
Favorite burrito from chipotle is a Steak burrito2x meat with black beans extra scoop of rice, extra cheese, sour cream, and extra hot sauce.. Then get 2 sides of guacamole and dip that burrito into it, because with 1 side you always run out and this way you can just pound it down

rusty said you would say this

Originally posted by jdbolick
needs more jiddy

WTF JIDDY?!?!?!?

So the f*cking wife decides she's gonna cook up something natural and sh*t for dinner...so she's making some cous cous and squash...so I'm like..."You think this is going to feed me? I could eat 17 bowls of this and still be hungry?" So naturally after bowl #2 I give up and look to other ways to satsify my hunger when the wife says "There's some burritos in the fridge I picked up"

WTF WOMAN? WHERE WAS THIS INFORMATION TWO BOWLS AGO?!?

Natural high speed dash to the fridge...Smash toe on leg of kitchen table...Swears and bitten lip in process but I will not be deterred and I pop open the refrigerator door.

"Uhhh...Where's the burritos?"

"They're in the freezer...duh."

WAT

Frozen crap?!? You cannot be serious.

After a small round of bickering, I decided to cut my losses and go to bed hungry and disappointed.
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So at this point, I must add another rule:


People use the word "burrito" in vain far too often. A massive campaign of false advertising is going on out there. What Taco Bell sells you on the dollar menu....Uh uh...Don't even think about it....Also, if it is in the frozen foods section of the grocery store, I don't care if they call it a burrito on the box...It is NOT a burrito...It will never be a burrito. Ever. It is slop in a tortilla. "Amy's organic slop on a tortilla" should be a regulated name by the FDA.

Good rule of thumb: Unless it is leftover REAL burrito, if you have to nuke it in the microwave, it's not a burrito...It is an imposter and will only lead to your eventual unhappiness.

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REAL burrito reports from last week: I had Chipotle twice. I haven't had a breakfast burrito in a long time...but am overdue...I'm very particular about my eggs, though....so any of that fast food garbage fakeass egg crap isn't going to cut it....probably the biggest reason I don't get them often.

Originally posted by Joebarber
What is the Jiddy Llamas opinion on the bastard cousin...the breakfast burrito

Nothing, absolutely NOTHING, wrong with extending burritos into all phases of one's life....and I like to dissect my life phases into meals....