Originally posted by Rob.
Dodged a big bullet on that one. GG Multi-Marvin.Woh, did not expect it to be that close. Anywhere near that close. 3 timeouts do wonders for a pass heavy attack. 12 offensive plays in only 1:39 of game clock.
Cause I'm bored, here's a play by play (I forgot the name of the PBP guy):
PBP guy (whose name I forget): Well John, things are not looking good for PORN right now. They need a touchdown to win, a FG just won't be enough.
John Madden: That's right, in order to win, you need to score more points than the other team.
PBP guy: PORN opens up in a classic 3 Wide set, while Sharks line up in a 3-3 Man Base look. Sharks do not appear to be blitzing here John.
John Madden: It's a conservative call aimed at clogging the middle so PORN can't throw to their TE in all of that traffic.
PBP guy: And the ball's snapped, everyone's going downfield, and Dr. Pain finds Ashland Dock Her down the right sideline for 17 yards...but wait! He can't hang on!
John Madden: That corner really plastered him. In GLB2, concussions don't exist.
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay/208266/1414537PBP guy: 2nd and 10, 2 WR set vs 5-2 formation
John Madden: I'm not sure why the Sharks are stacking the line of scrimmage like this, PORN isn't going to risk the clock by running the ball.
PBP guy: And with only 2 targets going downfield, Dr. Pain fires at the TE who was well covered.
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay/208266/1414544PBP guy: 3rd and 10, things are looking bleak for PORN, oh but what's this, gone is the 3-3-5 defense. In comes the Dime formation. The TE slants to the middle of the field, breaks the linebackers ankles, jumps up, and makes the grab for a new set of downs.
John Madden: Sharks went from protecting the middle of the field to abandoning it. I thought the strong safety was going to come down into the box to take away that TE route that's simply killing GLB2 defenses right now. Instead it's a 2 deep shell. The MLB is already beat at the snap, he has to turn and run just to get to where the TE is. Simple shimmy move and the TE's free.
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay/208266/1414553PBP guy: 69 yards to go and a desperately needed new set of downs. What's this? Sharks have decided to to send a heavy blitz after PORN.
John Madden: Don't like this one either, if PORN calls the right play here, it's a pitch and catch for the TE as the LILB is way out of position.
PBP guy: And that's exactly what happens, the blitz can't get there, and the TE picks up 9.
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay/208266/1414561PBP guy: Timeout to stop the clock. It's 2nd and 1, and this opens up options for PORN.
PBP guy: Sharks send the house to stop the inside run but PORN pitches it outside. The RT almost misses the linebacker, but picks him up at the last second. Nothing but daylight in front of Bong Rip. But he simply runs out of gas and the safety from the other side of the field chases him down with ease for a 20 yard gain.
John Madden: Didn't even think he had to tackle him, Bong Rip basically fell down on the field and gave up!
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay/208266/1414574PBP guy: Timeout taken, and the offense comes out in 22 personnel here, popular passing formation right now.
John Madden: Conventional 4-3 defense, what you want to see is the safety come down into the middle or the MLB to drop back and muck up those passing lanes.
PBP guy: Neither happens, as Hilariously Amazing Hairy Anal picks up almost a full 10 yards. They're not bringing out the chains to measure it though.
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay/208266/1414584PBP guy: Sharks again stack the box to try and stuff the easy conversion, but PORN surprises them with a pitch outside, this time Bong Rip hasn't even made it to the line of scrimmage and he's already waving to the trainers to bring out oxygen. He runs out of bounds to the 23 yard line, stops the clock, and he's still running, straight to the trainers.
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay/208266/1414590 PBP guy: I formation against a 3-4 defense. Haven't seen that in awhile.
John Madden: That's because it's weak against just about everything.
PBP guy: Only 2 guys sent downfield, both double covered, and the QB tosses up a lame duck. He's lucky that wasn't picked off.
John Madden: The defense left the middle of the field uncovered as per usual, but this time it worked out for them.
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay/208266/1414598PBP guy: 2nd and 10, 3 WR's against a Dime defense. Last time the Sharks ran this it didn't work out for them.
John Madden: If the TE runs a post, it's game over.
PBP guy: And the TE does run a post route, but Dr. Pain looks off of him! Instead he sees Fister Mantastic streaking past 3 defenders towards the pylon! All the QB has to do is loft it into the end zone and it's game blouses, I mean, game PORN. Instead Dr. Pain appears to have pulled a muscle, he throws a wobbly duck that's nowhere near where he wanted it to go. Fister Mantastic is forced to stop and wait for the pass to come to him. Still waiting. Two of the defenders don't even see the ball's thrown yet, the safety makes an attempt at the pass, misses, and Fister Mantastic pulls in the 19 yard completion that brings PORN to the 5 yard line!
John Madden: Surprised Dr. Pain didn't throw to the TE for the easy catch, he took a risk and it paid off.
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay/208266/1414611PBP guy: Timeout taken.
PBP guy: Back to what worked for the defense. 3-3-5 Man Base look against 3WR.
John Madden: If it's a TE Slant/Post route, this play will be bottled up.
PBP guy: The TE comes off the line, he turns inside, right into the thick of the defense. The QB holds the ball, panicks, and delivers to the RB for a 2 yard gain.
John Madden: Better off throwing the ball away here, it's a meaningless gain that drains the clock.
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay/208266/1414619PBP guy: Out of timeouts and 16 seconds have ticked off the clock since the last play. Only 18 seconds left in the game!
John Madden: This is a disaster.
PBP guy: Sharks look to be selling out against the run here. What's this play called?
John Madden: It's called a disaster.
PBP guy: I think it's called Middle Overload.
John Madden: They should rename it after this.
PBP guy: The balls snapped, and surprise surprise, PORN is not running it inside. Dr. Pain panics and throws it at the fullback!
John Madden: Good thing he can't catch, that not only would've been a loss of 3 yards, but might've ended the game as well!
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay/208266/1414629 PBP guy: 14 seconds on the clock, 3rd and Goal, and it's the same offensive and defensive formation as last time.
John Madden: I can't watch this, someone should call somebody, this is a crime against humanity.
PBP guy: The fullback is held in to block this time, so the QB can't do something stupid. He waits, and fires to Lixi Taint who just froze the corner, comes open and catches the game winning touchdown.
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay/208266/1414638 
