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Originally posted by foshizzel17
look, if you are walking thru a parking lot, and im nice enough to let you cross the lane.......show some fcking hustle. dont......walk.....as......slow......as you fcking can. thats why your ass is soo fat now. fcking cunt.

I hate it when people crossing a parking lane insist on walking the diagonal, because it is the most direct route to the door. They wind up blocking traffic for most of their stroll. When I'm on foot, I angle to cross the lane completely first, then head to the door just so I'm not an asshole holding everyone else up. I'm an asshole enough as it is, I don't need to add bullshit reasons like that for people to hate me.

Sometimes I get real tempted to provide these people a free physics demonstration of big object hitting little object.

Originally posted by MissingNola
I hate it when people crossing a parking lane insist on walking the diagonal, because it is the most direct route to the door. They wind up blocking traffic for most of their stroll. When I'm on foot, I angle to cross the lane completely first, then head to the door just so I'm not an asshole holding everyone else up. I'm an asshole enough as it is, I don't need to add bullshit reasons like that for people to hate me.

Sometimes I get real tempted to provide these people a free physics demonstration of big object hitting little object.

and they'll soon show you their lawyer is bigger than your lawyer...not worth it. just exhale and say these magic words:

SERENITY NOW!

goodbye porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0csrAjchT4#t=53

good times

Originally posted by MissingNola
When I'm on foot, I angle to cross the lane completely first, then head to the door just so I'm not an asshole holding everyone else up. I'm an asshole enough as it is, I don't need to add bullshit reasons like that for people to hate me.

Pretty sure the rule is to be as much of an asshole as you possibly can to everyone in any and every possible situation. Then, when everybody hates you, say that they're just mad jelly hating on your swag.

My thermo and electrochemistry teacher sounds exactly like Norm Macdonald, including the laugh and most of the jokes he tells.

The class sucks ass but hearing Norm Macdonald doing standup about thermochemistry is entertaining

Alright relationship question.

A girl and I get super close and shit all the time, cuddling, etc, then she breaks out the 'youre a friend' thing. Thing is she literally kicked a guy out of her dorm as they were about to shag to come watch a free basketball game with me, and changed with me in the room looking at her. What in the fuck do I take from that? I remember the convo, she literally said 'I only think of you as a friend' but I'm getting a fuckall mixed bag of signals over here. Don't usually turn to an internet forum for this shit but even my female friends couldn't figure out wtf she's doing

Originally posted by rams78110
Alright relationship question.

A girl and I get super close and shit all the time, cuddling, etc, then she breaks out the 'youre a friend' thing. Thing is she literally kicked a guy out of her dorm as they were about to shag to come watch a free basketball game with me, and changed with me in the room looking at her. What in the fuck do I take from that? I remember the convo, she literally said 'I only think of you as a friend' but I'm getting a fuckall mixed bag of signals over here. Don't usually turn to an internet forum for this shit but even my female friends couldn't figure out wtf she's doing

She thinks of you as a friend and is very comfortable with you and obviously herself. Don't expect anything romantic. Not really all that complicated.

Originally posted by rams78110
Alright relationship question.

A girl and I get super close and shit all the time, cuddling, etc, then she breaks out the 'youre a friend' thing. Thing is she literally kicked a guy out of her dorm as they were about to shag to come watch a free basketball game with me, and changed with me in the room looking at her. What in the fuck do I take from that? I remember the convo, she literally said 'I only think of you as a friend' but I'm getting a fuckall mixed bag of signals over here. Don't usually turn to an internet forum for this shit but even my female friends couldn't figure out wtf she's doing

Sounds like you're getting used.

Here's a general rule of thumb, if you feel way more confused about what the relationship is than the other person does, you're likely getting used.

Originally posted by rams78110
Alright relationship question.

A girl and I get super close and shit all the time, cuddling, etc, then she breaks out the 'youre a friend' thing. Thing is she literally kicked a guy out of her dorm as they were about to shag to come watch a free basketball game with me, and changed with me in the room looking at her. What in the fuck do I take from that? I remember the convo, she literally said 'I only think of you as a friend' but I'm getting a fuckall mixed bag of signals over here. Don't usually turn to an internet forum for this shit but even my female friends couldn't figure out wtf she's doing

just act tlike you are not interested at all, hit on other girls right in front of her. make plans with her and then blow them off a couple of times. then one night you both get really drunk and BAM. no more friendzone. it probably wont work out and you will lose a friend, but at least you can hit

Edit: you are in your early 20s right? if you are over 30 and so is she, disregard everything i said

Originally posted by Vuijox
Pretty sure the rule is to be as much of an asshole as you possibly can to everyone in any and every possible situation. Then, when everybody hates you, say that they're just mad jelly hating on your swag.

Hmm... That makes me look at molluscs, Ph.D.s, and incontinence in an entirely different light. I must ponder this.

Originally posted by rams78110
Alright relationship question.

A girl and I get super close and shit all the time, cuddling, etc, then she breaks out the 'youre a friend' thing. Thing is she literally kicked a guy out of her dorm as they were about to shag to come watch a free basketball game with me, and changed with me in the room looking at her. What in the fuck do I take from that? I remember the convo, she literally said 'I only think of you as a friend' but I'm getting a fuckall mixed bag of signals over here. Don't usually turn to an internet forum for this shit but even my female friends couldn't figure out wtf she's doing

I would get the hell away from that. She is only going to fuck with your head more and more, and not the one you want her to mess with.

Looks like everyone is pretty well saying it's a bad thing, I'm gunna distance myself from her