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Originally posted by rams78110
Fucking stupid people! In advance I unfriended this moron shortly after our exchange

So a girl got pregnant again about 4 months ago (her boyfriend was in basic at the time, he thinks its his, they're both stupid) at 20, she had her first kid when we were in high school, that one isn't his either. She asks if it's possible to have withdrawals from coke. I almost lose my shit on her. She said she meant the soda. I asked why she didn't say Coca Cola. She asks what that is. Apparently it's possible to drink 5 cans a day and not know what you're drinking or buying. I said no it's not the soda particularly, it's probably the caffeine, cuz I'm trying to be nice to the pregnant dipshit. She argues with me for 10 mins, adamant that she doesn't drink caffeine. I prove her wrong like it was all that hard. She proceeds to tell me she just drank an energy drink cuz coke is totally unsafe for the baby (yet she drank enough to have 'withdrawals') but caffeine is healthy. I think I wanna apply to be one of the people sent to Mars so I don't even have to be on the same planet as that kind of stupidity

I sincerely hope that child is put in the care of someone safer when it's born.



more than likely in situations like that it probably wont until childcare services renders her from the mother....or maybe the idiot boyfriend can take care of the children....otherwise i've had this type of discussion with some of my "friends" before....it's a hard ordeal

best idea would be to send those stupid people to mars.
 
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Originally posted by rams78110
Fucking stupid people! In advance I unfriended this moron shortly after our exchange

So a girl got pregnant again about 4 months ago (her boyfriend was in basic at the time, he thinks its his, they're both stupid) at 20, she had her first kid when we were in high school, that one isn't his either. She asks if it's possible to have withdrawals from coke. I almost lose my shit on her. She said she meant the soda. I asked why she didn't say Coca Cola. She asks what that is. Apparently it's possible to drink 5 cans a day and not know what you're drinking or buying. I said no it's not the soda particularly, it's probably the caffeine, cuz I'm trying to be nice to the pregnant dipshit. She argues with me for 10 mins, adamant that she doesn't drink caffeine. I prove her wrong like it was all that hard. She proceeds to tell me she just drank an energy drink cuz coke is totally unsafe for the baby (yet she drank enough to have 'withdrawals') but caffeine is healthy. I think I wanna apply to be one of the people sent to Mars so I don't even have to be on the same planet as that kind of stupidity

I sincerely hope that child is put in the care of someone safer when it's born.


sorry, the application period is over. you're stuck with stupid people for the rest of your life.
 
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Originally posted by mat5592
sorry, the application period is over. you're stuck with stupid people for the rest of your life.


http://hungrylobbyist.com/wp-content/themes/bbq/engine/timthumb.php%3Fsrc%3Dhttp://hungrylobbyist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/kate-upton1.jpg%26w%3D730%26h%3D338%26q%3D90%26a%3Dc

Originally posted by lVlellovv

more than likely in situations like that it probably wont until childcare services renders her from the mother....or maybe the idiot boyfriend can take care of the children....otherwise i've had this type of discussion with some of my "friends" before....it's a hard ordeal

best idea would be to send those stupid people to mars.


The boyfriend is actually nice and he would in all honesty probably try to google it or learn in her situation. But being in the military, he won't be around the kids enough to override the mom's stupidity. It is a bit difficult, especially knowing she's in charge of 2 human beings' lives.

Lol that actually would be a better solution.
 
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Originally posted by rams78110
Fucking stupid people! In advance I unfriended this moron shortly after our exchange

So a girl got pregnant again about 4 months ago (her boyfriend was in basic at the time, he thinks its his, they're both stupid) at 20, she had her first kid when we were in high school, that one isn't his either. She asks if it's possible to have withdrawals from coke. I almost lose my shit on her. She said she meant the soda. I asked why she didn't say Coca Cola. She asks what that is. Apparently it's possible to drink 5 cans a day and not know what you're drinking or buying. I said no it's not the soda particularly, it's probably the caffeine, cuz I'm trying to be nice to the pregnant dipshit. She argues with me for 10 mins, adamant that she doesn't drink caffeine. I prove her wrong like it was all that hard. She proceeds to tell me she just drank an energy drink cuz coke is totally unsafe for the baby (yet she drank enough to have 'withdrawals') but caffeine is healthy. I think I wanna apply to be one of the people sent to Mars so I don't even have to be on the same planet as that kind of stupidity

I sincerely hope that child is put in the care of someone safer when it's born.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/
 
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Just stumbled across this and it seemed appropriate for rams' post

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/F3S8wtU.jpg
 
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Originally posted by blackdog3377
Just stumbled across this and it seemed appropriate for rams' post

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/F3S8wtU.jpg


I applaud the lesson of that picture

When people can't even read a can they're shoving into their faces...
 
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So...All of the water lines at my apartment complex keep exploding lol. Hope I'm not next
 
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Originally posted by mat5592
So...All of the water lines at my apartment complex keep exploding lol. Hope I'm not next


my wife manages an apartment complex, they had 40 different water lines bust. apartments flooding everywhere. one empty apartment flooded so much the water leaked into the parking lot and became a sheet of ice
 
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Originally posted by foshizzel17
my wife manages an apartment complex, they had 40 different water lines bust. apartments flooding everywhere. one empty apartment flooded so much the water leaked into the parking lot and became a sheet of ice


At what point did she think to instruct residents to let their faucets drip?

1 or 2, sure...40?
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Originally posted by InRomoWeTrust
At what point did she think to instruct residents to let their faucets drip?

1 or 2, sure...40?


they came in that morning and the calls started coming in. they sent out letters giving people winterizing tips, but it was too little too late


this is in North Carolina, it hasnt been this cold in 35yrs, so no one was prepared
 
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Originally posted by InRomoWeTrust
At what point did she think to instruct residents to let their faucets drip?

1 or 2, sure...40?


would that help prevent the sprinkler pipes from busting? that's what was breaking here
 
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Originally posted by mat5592
would that help prevent the sprinkler pipes from busting? that's what was breaking here


i'll go ahead and add they already stated "there is nothing the residents can do to help prevent this from happening" lol
 
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Originally posted by mat5592
would that help prevent the sprinkler pipes from busting? that's what was breaking here


There's really not a lot to be done in that case unfortunately. You can wrap any parts that stick up, but for the most part sprinkler pipes are uninsulated and buried, no way to get to em. Make sure you flush them obviously, and wrap the hell out of any external parts, and hope for the best.
 
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Originally posted by rams78110
There's really not a lot to be done in that case unfortunately. You can wrap any parts that stick up, but for the most part sprinkler pipes are uninsulated and buried, no way to get to em. Make sure you flush them obviously, and wrap the hell out of any external parts, and hope for the best.


if you actually ran them it should help. you have to get pretty damned cold for quite a while to freeze moving water.
 
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Pomegranates are sooooo fucking good
 
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