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rams78110
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In order to complete for the loan I'm applying for, I have to list 2 references. One must be a parent or guardian, The line under that says the references must not share my address. Earlier in the application I indicated I moved back with my parents.

There needs to be a new word for this type of incompetence.

Or maybe the government frowns upon living with your parents.
 
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Keira Knightley in pirates of the Caribbean
ugh marry me
 
foshizzel17
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Originally posted by Ahrens858
Keira Knightley in pirates of the Caribbean
ugh marry me


not enough tits for me


still hot though
 
MissingNola
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Originally posted by Ahrens858
Keira Knightley in pirates of the Caribbean
ugh marry me


Very nice to look at, but I cringed every time she yelled in those movies and most of the time when she spoke. She shoulda done pron instead.
 
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As the World Turns, With Seths99's plumbing/septic: A story to amuse (for you) and piss off (for me)

so there I am on Monday afternoon, enjoying a nice snow day due to severely icy roads. anyway, my brother flushed the toilet in one part of the house, and another toilet gurgled. 'huh', I say to myself, 'that doesn't seem normal'. especially so when it gurgled on its own a few minutes later. Upon investigation at that point, the toilets were not flushing, but did drain water slowly. And so I say, 'okay, partial clog somewhere, or freeze'. So my dad comes over, he and I go down the the basement, and begin to (slowly and carefully) open the cleanouts in the plumbing in an attempt to find a clog. Nothing until the last one, closest to the exit, and then....BAM! pressure galore, and I got doused in a good dose of stagnant shit water. Awesome. (expected it, still did not enjoy).
At this point, it's about 7 o'clock and I say 'fuck it, it's clogged or frozen at the exit from the house, or between there and the septic, so I'll call a plumber tomorrow).

About an hour later, it occurs to me (keep in mind I've lived in this house for two years) that my system includes a pump station, due to a slight incline from my septic to my leech field. So I check the breaker box. Sure enough, tripped. Bad news. A clog could have been snaked or blasted out. This meant likely a fried pump.

Which brings us to yesterday. I take a personal day so I can clear out the pumping station and septic tank cover so the septic vac people can empty out my system. Pump station, no problem, the access is above ground, so I just had to shovel out the snowbank. done. Then the septic. keep in mind it was 0F yesterday here, and the wind had started to pick up. Ive worked and played in colder weather, but not by much. I knew right where the tank was, so my brother and I start hacking at the frozen ground with pickaxes. After about an hour and managing to clear about 3" down, I gave up and decided to pay the septic vac people to do it. So they break out the jackhammer, find the tank, and empty everything out. Great.

And now today, the pump guy is currently on site. What he basically said is the people who replaced it last time went as cheap as they could, and now I'm paying the price for that. Figure about $800 for a new pump there.

Home ownership ain't all it's cracked up to be.
Edited by seths99 on Jan 8, 2014 09:29:49
Edited by seths99 on Jan 8, 2014 09:29:49
 
revolution17
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eat more fiber and/or mexican food?!?

keep your chin up dude...some day soon you'll never pay off that mortgage
 
InRomoWeTrust
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only poop at work

problem solved
 
Ahrens858
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Originally posted by InRomoWeTrust
only poop at work

problem solved


i always try to end my day at work by droppin a deuce on the clock
 
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Originally posted by revolution17
eat more fiber and/or mexican food?!?

keep your chin up dude...some day soon you'll never pay off that mortgage


ha, that's the part that pisses me off. I'm putting this house on the market in the spring....if only that goddamned pump had lasted another few months....
 
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Originally posted by Ahrens858
i always try to end my day at work by droppin a deuce on the clock


yes...leave all the stress at the door

...in a flaming paper bag
 
Ahrens858
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Originally posted by revolution17
yes...leave all the stress at the door

...in a flaming paper bag


well usually if we are not on assignment, the last like half hour is just sitting around cleaning up the shop

4:00- go to the office and fill out time/discuss plan for following day
4:15- leave office, enter bathroom. play a few games of candy crush while dropping a deuce off
4:30- wiped and relieved with a cigarette and a ride home

litereally the best 7 dollars I make every day
 
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except that one time I took an hour nap in the weight room
 
rams78110
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Fucking stupid people! In advance I unfriended this moron shortly after our exchange

So a girl got pregnant again about 4 months ago (her boyfriend was in basic at the time, he thinks its his, they're both stupid) at 20, she had her first kid when we were in high school, that one isn't his either. She asks if it's possible to have withdrawals from coke. I almost lose my shit on her. She said she meant the soda. I asked why she didn't say Coca Cola. She asks what that is. Apparently it's possible to drink 5 cans a day and not know what you're drinking or buying. I said no it's not the soda particularly, it's probably the caffeine, cuz I'm trying to be nice to the pregnant dipshit. She argues with me for 10 mins, adamant that she doesn't drink caffeine. I prove her wrong like it was all that hard. She proceeds to tell me she just drank an energy drink cuz coke is totally unsafe for the baby (yet she drank enough to have 'withdrawals') but caffeine is healthy. I think I wanna apply to be one of the people sent to Mars so I don't even have to be on the same planet as that kind of stupidity

I sincerely hope that child is put in the care of someone safer when it's born.
 
rams78110
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I bought myself a 2003 blazer from a dealership with a warranty and a full inspection. It cost more so I got a loan cuz I'm tired of stupid independent sellers and I need to build credit anyway so hey why not. 4.9% ftw cuz my parents had been with the bank for 25 years and I've had a savings account since I was born. It's a beautiful vehicle
 
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Seths- that sucks. No way to avoid it really and they love reaming you on prices cuz it's a pretty damn essential part of your home
 
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