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Good Game Thunder. Fish don't trust raccoons, so happy to get the win!

Yikes! gg Yaks

GG to the mighty Fish. Looking like a bunch of pros out there

GG TURF. closer than the score

gg Knights

Originally posted by gooder
Yikes! gg Yaks

Yikes is right. GG

Season 121 Pee Wee Battle Royale! Week 7 Power Rankings!

1. Arctic Circle Grim Reapers- The Reapers were having fun capturing butterflies, roasting them over the fire and popping them in their mouths, if they had tongues they would have burnt them for sure. Life is good at the top!

2. Irridescent Ditch Fish- We Fish have been grabbed by those furry little paws before, so when they show up at the Ditch we stay away from the edge, now if they jump into the Ditch like the Tanuki youth did it is game on, we have the advantage, just send catfish in and he grabs them and under they go and they don't come back up.

3. Martian Invasion- The Martians saw a lovely field of grass below them, they fired up the afterburners and dropped from the clouds in front of a stadium of stunned fans. The field caught on fire from the Engine's, the doors opened and Marvin and the crew walked out and planted the Invasion flag at midfield, claiming yet more territory conquered. He and Vick ran all over the field having great fun, the field didn't think so and started to fight back, blast, zap, zap, ka-pow, they let the living turf have it and before long their was nothing left but the flag and and empty stadium. Success!

4. Rome Gladiator Yaks- The Yaks have eaten so much reindeer shit over the seasons that they are immune, it fertilizes their favorite arctic grazing areas and they love that hallucinogenic grass. They could have taken that dose that fried Godzilla and not felt a thing. The reindeer had no answers at all to the Yak Attack this week, as the Yaks stay perfect against their former conference!

5. Buckhead Royal Knights- The Royal Ones all panicked when Godzilla leaped into the moat, no one said a word, they just stared out the windows at him as he waded around, he was looking crazed and they knew it might get ugly. He let out a growl that made everyone jump, he ripped something from the moat, it was the magic armour! The crowd rejoiced as their lost artifact showed Godzilla the exit. Things were looking up in Buckhead!

6. Tanuki Thunder- It was a lovely evening, Mama Tanuki was out for an evening stroll with the young uns, they were catching crayfish along the ditch and enjoying themselves. The youngest wasn't paying attention and slipped in and was grabbed by a bass and pulled under, Mama and kids to the rescue! They all jumped on Bass, to no avail, they only attracted Grouper, Gar and Catfish they were hungry and sadly all of the Tanuki family were never seen again.

7. Mr Coach Kline's DOTS- Bye week for the DOTS, Huey felt perfect afterwards, Ron Q Doobie had a huge smoke session and felt on top of the world. Mike L. Bubbly drank way too much champagne. Rockey K.icker was the only DOT not to relax, he hiked the entire state of Montana and exhausted his legs. Nothing like vacation.

8. Turf Warriors- The Warrior fans were ready to see what the living field would do this week, they were not ready for a huge spaceship to drop into the stadium and set the field on fire as it landed! The door opened and hideous little spacemen jumped out and started torching the field with their ray guns. It of course fought back and had moments where it was looking green and lush only to get hit with burst after burst of plasma until it their was nothing but charcoal and dirt.

9. Blitzin' Dots- The Dots saw the Yaks as the often do sharing the same arctic ecosystem they thought they would have some fun and sneak up behind them and stab them with a horn or two. They did and the Yaks didn't even budge, not even sure it felt more than a little Busby all game long. The Dots put up their ugliest performanceof the season and after the hot start seem to have ran into some struggles.

10. Tokyo Godzillas- Godzilla hot and still tripping on reindeer shit when he saw a lovely castle and moat, he needed to cool down and jumped right in, to his delight there were no Fish. He waded around feeling better, he kicked into something under the water and it gouged his Nike. He growled and yanked a chained up box out of the moat! He crushed it, a suit of armour jumped out, he felt like he was still tripping until the armour flew right at his noggin and smacked him. He roared and blasted it with his eyes, it deflected the blast back and it smacked him. That was enough of that he was of to the races again, in search of a nice quiet spot to rest.

11. Hartford Bouncing Pickles- The Kosher Kowalski is thee Bouncing Pickle! 29 broken tackles this week bringing this season total up to 184! Its like there is two of him or something!

12. Clown Car Chitz Show: Featuring- The First Lady of Porn, all three of her, put on quite the show! That other Warrior team was way to distracted to play dotball.

Also receiving votes!

Texaz RailRode Commission- Alright! We have another new entrant to the rankings this week, Texaz rode right over King Trump 62-14! They knock the Tyrants out of the rankings completely and look to have smooth sailing until week 15!

London Pee Wee Monarchs- Maybe This One's number came up a few times in the 4th, who knows what happens if he carries it 20 times instead of 4. The Monarchs still have some life left in them as they at least caused the Grim Ones some bad indigestion, if its possible for a rib cage to have indigestion.





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Always love your writeups. Much better than anything Pro has to offer

Blast, zap, zap, kapow

life is good at the top...i wonder for how much longer

Originally posted by R007C
life is good at the top...i wonder for how much longer

1 more week?

GG Martians.

https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=102588&pbp_id=430862

gg fish

Good game Dots

Originally posted by SmithsterSmitty
Always love your writeups. Much better than anything Pro has to offer

Blast, zap, zap, kapow

Thanks! Enjoyable season for the write ups!

gg reapers our a-i went crazy(had its own mind)