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Welcome to season 55! Biff Barf here, soaking up all the news and barfing it back at you! Heart, it's all about HEART!! Let's get straight to the action!
Teams
Alpha Division
1 16th Gallic Legion -
Winners of the Plus Ultra Bowl S54 and Alpha dogs of Alpha division. Other than low-balling two guards they are sticking with what got them here. Solid team chemistry will play a part early this season and they have that.
2 Deadpool's Mercs for Money -
Were a solid 22-8 last season but 5 of those losses were all in league. They watched from home as others hoisted the trophy. Changes in QB, HB, WR, LB, FS, and even DE were in order but they added a CB and dropped a DT to totally change their look.
3 Airborne Screaming Eagles -
Were in the 'ship of another league last season and fell short. Now they here and looking to prove they got it. They didn't retool, simply reloaded and are going to be coming out the gates screaming.
4 Atlanta Wolves CPU -
Owner was quoted as saying,"Beeep, wonka wonka wonka, ththththth, Eeeeeee bip!" then handed the mike to their team star HB Steve McQueen who stated,"How the heck did I get into this mess?!"
Beta Division
1 Gridiron Goolies -
Last season they were the odds on favorite to win it all, until they didn't. Losing in the semis after securing Home field hurt. Team Owner BoDiddley has vowed to circle the wagons and try try again with the same cast of characters.
2 Black Dragon Fight Club -
Solid team with a solid record who even took out their nemesis in Gridiron in the semis. They whiffed in the ship though. Owner, G.M., Coach, Agent and Hot dog stand curator Dolemyte has given each of his players a seal of approval.
3 Washington Assassins CPU -
No comment was forth coming as they continue to scramble in the free agent market. I guess all Washington teams suck and can't get their names right. Should be called the Washington Victims...
4 Cincinnati Annihilators CPU -
A case of the rich getting poorer, Owner CPU has once again fielded the absolute cheapest team together in hope of getting his money back and then some from gate ticket receipts...
Gamma Division
1 Deadman Awakening -
Won the division then ran into the eventual champ in the semis. It looks like team owner TyDavis315 has invested some of his own players to shore up the defense and hopes that it will be the nudge needed to get them over the hump.
2 Kool-Aid Jammers -
Let a few games get past them including the 2 to Deadman. They have overhauled the run game with the help of agent Detroit Leos and the pass game with addition of S*WR Vipers #81. they're very optimistic also on defense with a new S* DT and DE in town.
3 Death Valley Deadites -
Were middle of the pack last season but felt they had potential so they're bring back the gang to sally forth once again! This is owner rch3's second team in the league so we'll see if quantity gets him the coveted title.
4 Kansas City Kings CPU -
The Kings of Kansas City keep a crappy catch phrase,"Come see us play, we're actually pretty decent at time!" We'll see how long that'll last...
Teams
Alpha Division
1 16th Gallic Legion -
Winners of the Plus Ultra Bowl S54 and Alpha dogs of Alpha division. Other than low-balling two guards they are sticking with what got them here. Solid team chemistry will play a part early this season and they have that.
2 Deadpool's Mercs for Money -
Were a solid 22-8 last season but 5 of those losses were all in league. They watched from home as others hoisted the trophy. Changes in QB, HB, WR, LB, FS, and even DE were in order but they added a CB and dropped a DT to totally change their look.
3 Airborne Screaming Eagles -
Were in the 'ship of another league last season and fell short. Now they here and looking to prove they got it. They didn't retool, simply reloaded and are going to be coming out the gates screaming.
4 Atlanta Wolves CPU -
Owner was quoted as saying,"Beeep, wonka wonka wonka, ththththth, Eeeeeee bip!" then handed the mike to their team star HB Steve McQueen who stated,"How the heck did I get into this mess?!"
Beta Division
1 Gridiron Goolies -
Last season they were the odds on favorite to win it all, until they didn't. Losing in the semis after securing Home field hurt. Team Owner BoDiddley has vowed to circle the wagons and try try again with the same cast of characters.
2 Black Dragon Fight Club -
Solid team with a solid record who even took out their nemesis in Gridiron in the semis. They whiffed in the ship though. Owner, G.M., Coach, Agent and Hot dog stand curator Dolemyte has given each of his players a seal of approval.
3 Washington Assassins CPU -
No comment was forth coming as they continue to scramble in the free agent market. I guess all Washington teams suck and can't get their names right. Should be called the Washington Victims...
4 Cincinnati Annihilators CPU -
A case of the rich getting poorer, Owner CPU has once again fielded the absolute cheapest team together in hope of getting his money back and then some from gate ticket receipts...
Gamma Division
1 Deadman Awakening -
Won the division then ran into the eventual champ in the semis. It looks like team owner TyDavis315 has invested some of his own players to shore up the defense and hopes that it will be the nudge needed to get them over the hump.
2 Kool-Aid Jammers -
Let a few games get past them including the 2 to Deadman. They have overhauled the run game with the help of agent Detroit Leos and the pass game with addition of S*WR Vipers #81. they're very optimistic also on defense with a new S* DT and DE in town.
3 Death Valley Deadites -
Were middle of the pack last season but felt they had potential so they're bring back the gang to sally forth once again! This is owner rch3's second team in the league so we'll see if quantity gets him the coveted title.
4 Kansas City Kings CPU -
The Kings of Kansas City keep a crappy catch phrase,"Come see us play, we're actually pretty decent at time!" We'll see how long that'll last...
Edited by QuadL on Sep 1, 2021 20:32:32
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Welcome to another exciting season of HEART football! Biff Barf here! Soaking up all the news and barfing it back at you! The first league and ladder games have been played and so have some of the fans! But which teams show promise and which are pretenders to the throne? Let's get straight to the action!
(Lots-o)HEART Teams
Alpha Division
1 16th Gallic Legion 1-0-0 (2-0-0) Beat a respectable opponent in Plainville Explosion, 31-24.
2 Airborne Screaming Eagles 1-0-0 (?-?-?) Ladder incomplete at time of posting. Will update.
3 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 0-1-0 (1-1-0) Walked all over pansy in ladder.
4 Atlanta Wolves CPU 0-1-0 ((?-?-?) Ladder incomplete at time of posting. Will update.
Atlanta Wolves were skinned for pelts by the 16th Gallic Legion 0-62.
Deadpool's Mercs for Money were game for the first half until Airborne Screaming Eagles pulled away in the second half 3-31.
Beta Division
1 Gridiron Goolies 1-0-0 (1-1-0) lost to Vancouver Waterboys in the final seconds of game, 17-24.
2 Black Dragon Fight Club 1-0-0 (2-0-0) Beat a Wolverine team that lost a close one to Plainville...
3 Washington Assassins CPU 0-1-0 (1-1-0) Beat a fellow CPU team to get bragging rights.
4 Cincinnati Annihilators CPU 0-1-0 (1-1-0) Beat a fellow CPU team to get bragging rights.
Cincinnati Annihilators were um, annihilated by Gridiron Goolies 6-55.
Washington Assassins were uh, assassinated by Black Dragon Fight Club 7-51.
Gamma Division
1 Deadman Awakening 1-0-0 (1-1-0) Lost to a solid Grape Apes squad 6-31.
2 Death Valley Deadites 1-0-0 (1-1-0) Lost to a solid LogZilla Boys squad 7-34.
3 Kool-Aid Jammers 0-1-0 (1-1-0) Walked all over pansy in ladder.
4 Kansas City Kings CPU 0-1-0 (0-1-1) Kissed their sister in the ladder against an equally appalled CPU team.
Kool-Aid Jammers are worried this is becoming a trend as they are downed by Deadman Awakening 7-40.
Death Valley Deadites become the ONLY home team to win in the opening week, beating Kansas City Kings 56-18.
(Lots-o)HEART Teams
Alpha Division
1 16th Gallic Legion 1-0-0 (2-0-0) Beat a respectable opponent in Plainville Explosion, 31-24.
2 Airborne Screaming Eagles 1-0-0 (?-?-?) Ladder incomplete at time of posting. Will update.
3 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 0-1-0 (1-1-0) Walked all over pansy in ladder.
4 Atlanta Wolves CPU 0-1-0 ((?-?-?) Ladder incomplete at time of posting. Will update.
Atlanta Wolves were skinned for pelts by the 16th Gallic Legion 0-62.
Deadpool's Mercs for Money were game for the first half until Airborne Screaming Eagles pulled away in the second half 3-31.
Beta Division
1 Gridiron Goolies 1-0-0 (1-1-0) lost to Vancouver Waterboys in the final seconds of game, 17-24.
2 Black Dragon Fight Club 1-0-0 (2-0-0) Beat a Wolverine team that lost a close one to Plainville...
3 Washington Assassins CPU 0-1-0 (1-1-0) Beat a fellow CPU team to get bragging rights.
4 Cincinnati Annihilators CPU 0-1-0 (1-1-0) Beat a fellow CPU team to get bragging rights.
Cincinnati Annihilators were um, annihilated by Gridiron Goolies 6-55.
Washington Assassins were uh, assassinated by Black Dragon Fight Club 7-51.
Gamma Division
1 Deadman Awakening 1-0-0 (1-1-0) Lost to a solid Grape Apes squad 6-31.
2 Death Valley Deadites 1-0-0 (1-1-0) Lost to a solid LogZilla Boys squad 7-34.
3 Kool-Aid Jammers 0-1-0 (1-1-0) Walked all over pansy in ladder.
4 Kansas City Kings CPU 0-1-0 (0-1-1) Kissed their sister in the ladder against an equally appalled CPU team.
Kool-Aid Jammers are worried this is becoming a trend as they are downed by Deadman Awakening 7-40.
Death Valley Deadites become the ONLY home team to win in the opening week, beating Kansas City Kings 56-18.
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Originally posted by QuadL
Welcome to another exciting season of HEART football! Biff Barf here! Soaking up all the news and barfing it back at you! The first league and ladder games have been played and so have some of the fans! But which teams show promise and which are pretenders to the throne? Let's get straight to the action!
(Lots-o)HEART Teams
Alpha Division
1 16th Gallic Legion 1-0-0 (2-0-0) Beat a respectable opponent in Plainville Explosion, 31-24.
2 Airborne Screaming Eagles 1-0-0 (?-?-?) Ladder incomplete at time of posting. Will update.
3 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 0-1-0 (1-1-0) Walked all over pansy in ladder.
4 Atlanta Wolves CPU 0-1-0 ((?-?-?) Ladder incomplete at time of posting. Will update.
Atlanta Wolves were skinned for pelts by the 16th Gallic Legion 0-62.
Deadpool's Mercs for Money were game for the first half until Airborne Screaming Eagles pulled away in the second half 3-31.
Beta Division
1 Gridiron Goolies 1-0-0 (1-1-0) lost to Vancouver Waterboys in the final seconds of game, 17-24.
2 Black Dragon Fight Club 1-0-0 (2-0-0) Beat a Wolverine team that lost a close one to Plainville...
3 Washington Assassins CPU 0-1-0 (1-1-0) Beat a fellow CPU team to get bragging rights.
4 Cincinnati Annihilators CPU 0-1-0 (1-1-0) Beat a fellow CPU team to get bragging rights.
Cincinnati Annihilators were um, annihilated by Gridiron Goolies 6-55.
Washington Assassins were uh, assassinated by Black Dragon Fight Club 7-51.
Gamma Division
1 Deadman Awakening 1-0-0 (1-1-0) Lost to a solid Grape Apes squad 6-31.
2 Death Valley Deadites 1-0-0 (1-1-0) Lost to a solid LogZilla Boys squad 7-34.
3 Kool-Aid Jammers 0-1-0 (1-1-0) Walked all over pansy in ladder.
4 Kansas City Kings CPU 0-1-0 (0-1-1) Kissed their sister in the ladder against an equally appalled CPU team.
Kool-Aid Jammers are worried this is becoming a trend as they are downed by Deadman Awakening 7-40.
Death Valley Deadites become the ONLY home team to win in the opening week, beating Kansas City Kings 56-18.
As an update:
2 Airborne Screaming Eagles 1-0-0 (2-0-0) Crushed an inactive owner with a near all CPU team by 80 points.
4 Atlanta Wolves CPU 0-1-0 ((0-2-0) Only league team to be flat out losers. This time in a close 14-17 game vs, CPU.
Welcome to another exciting season of HEART football! Biff Barf here! Soaking up all the news and barfing it back at you! The first league and ladder games have been played and so have some of the fans! But which teams show promise and which are pretenders to the throne? Let's get straight to the action!
(Lots-o)HEART Teams
Alpha Division
1 16th Gallic Legion 1-0-0 (2-0-0) Beat a respectable opponent in Plainville Explosion, 31-24.
2 Airborne Screaming Eagles 1-0-0 (?-?-?) Ladder incomplete at time of posting. Will update.
3 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 0-1-0 (1-1-0) Walked all over pansy in ladder.
4 Atlanta Wolves CPU 0-1-0 ((?-?-?) Ladder incomplete at time of posting. Will update.
Atlanta Wolves were skinned for pelts by the 16th Gallic Legion 0-62.
Deadpool's Mercs for Money were game for the first half until Airborne Screaming Eagles pulled away in the second half 3-31.
Beta Division
1 Gridiron Goolies 1-0-0 (1-1-0) lost to Vancouver Waterboys in the final seconds of game, 17-24.
2 Black Dragon Fight Club 1-0-0 (2-0-0) Beat a Wolverine team that lost a close one to Plainville...
3 Washington Assassins CPU 0-1-0 (1-1-0) Beat a fellow CPU team to get bragging rights.
4 Cincinnati Annihilators CPU 0-1-0 (1-1-0) Beat a fellow CPU team to get bragging rights.
Cincinnati Annihilators were um, annihilated by Gridiron Goolies 6-55.
Washington Assassins were uh, assassinated by Black Dragon Fight Club 7-51.
Gamma Division
1 Deadman Awakening 1-0-0 (1-1-0) Lost to a solid Grape Apes squad 6-31.
2 Death Valley Deadites 1-0-0 (1-1-0) Lost to a solid LogZilla Boys squad 7-34.
3 Kool-Aid Jammers 0-1-0 (1-1-0) Walked all over pansy in ladder.
4 Kansas City Kings CPU 0-1-0 (0-1-1) Kissed their sister in the ladder against an equally appalled CPU team.
Kool-Aid Jammers are worried this is becoming a trend as they are downed by Deadman Awakening 7-40.
Death Valley Deadites become the ONLY home team to win in the opening week, beating Kansas City Kings 56-18.
As an update:
2 Airborne Screaming Eagles 1-0-0 (2-0-0) Crushed an inactive owner with a near all CPU team by 80 points.
4 Atlanta Wolves CPU 0-1-0 ((0-2-0) Only league team to be flat out losers. This time in a close 14-17 game vs, CPU.
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Really stresses me that you're QB was able to sauce us up like that BDFC. O-line is buying him a meal.
GG.
GG.
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Biff Barf here! Soaking up all the news and barfing it back at you! Well, well, well, we've hit the halfway mark and what have we here?! It's the halfway mark! Yes that's right Half of the league season is in the books with a mere 7 games left to play before all the CPU teams fold their doors and lick their wounds. Some things have transpired the way we all expected while others, did not. Let's get straight to the action!
First thing is all the CPU teams are exposed as the fillers they are. Not one has a win-loss record of more than one win. In the (All) Heart League that equates to, "No play-off soup for you!"
Next we have the "Pack" of struggling but still not completely out of it teams. These are all the teams who can still see the Division titles within reach but are on the outside looking in.
Finally we get the "If the play-offs started today, we'd be in it to win it" group. Division leaders and teams with only one loss blemish on their ledgers.
Alpha Division
1 16th Gallic Legion 7-0-0
2 Airborne Screaming Eagles 6-1-0
3 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 3-4-0
4 Atlanta Wolves CPU 0-7-0
Cincinnati Annihilators were um, annihilated by the Alpha dogs of 16th Gallic Legion, 0-119. 16th would be the Regular season "Team to beat."
Airborne Screaming Eagles squeaked by the Gridiron Goolies 48-42 in a 4th Qtr comeback win. The Eagles scored 20 in the fourth and got their go ahead score with 2:53 left in the game when QB Lt. Col Hal Moore threw a pass to TE Joe Galloway, who made the catch for a 7 yard gain and a touchdown! A FG a minute or so later sealed the deal.
Beta Division
1 Gridiron Goolies 6-1-0
2 Black Dragon Fight Club 4-3-0
3 Washington Assassins CPU 1-6-0
4 Cincinnati Annihilators CPU 1-6-0
Gridiron Goolies Lost a heart-breaker to Airborne Screaming Eagles 42-48. They are now trailing in the homefield advantage race and have fallen from the ranks of the undefeated.
Black Dragon Fight Club dethroned the Kansas City Kings, 41-0. Make up a game on the Goolies but are still two out.
Gamma Division
1 Deadman Awakening 5-2-0
2 Kool-Aid Jammers 4-3-0
3 Death Valley Deadites 4-3-0
4 Kansas City Kings CPU 1-6-0
Deadman Awakening get a hard fought defensive win against Deadpool's Mercs for Money, 10-6. Keep the pressure on the rest of the division to keep pace.
Washington Assassins were made to drink the Kool-Aid as the Jammers win easily, 0-73.
Death Valley Deadites skin the Atlanta Wolves in a blow out, 45-0.
First thing is all the CPU teams are exposed as the fillers they are. Not one has a win-loss record of more than one win. In the (All) Heart League that equates to, "No play-off soup for you!"
Next we have the "Pack" of struggling but still not completely out of it teams. These are all the teams who can still see the Division titles within reach but are on the outside looking in.
Finally we get the "If the play-offs started today, we'd be in it to win it" group. Division leaders and teams with only one loss blemish on their ledgers.
Alpha Division
1 16th Gallic Legion 7-0-0
2 Airborne Screaming Eagles 6-1-0
3 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 3-4-0
4 Atlanta Wolves CPU 0-7-0
Cincinnati Annihilators were um, annihilated by the Alpha dogs of 16th Gallic Legion, 0-119. 16th would be the Regular season "Team to beat."
Airborne Screaming Eagles squeaked by the Gridiron Goolies 48-42 in a 4th Qtr comeback win. The Eagles scored 20 in the fourth and got their go ahead score with 2:53 left in the game when QB Lt. Col Hal Moore threw a pass to TE Joe Galloway, who made the catch for a 7 yard gain and a touchdown! A FG a minute or so later sealed the deal.
Beta Division
1 Gridiron Goolies 6-1-0
2 Black Dragon Fight Club 4-3-0
3 Washington Assassins CPU 1-6-0
4 Cincinnati Annihilators CPU 1-6-0
Gridiron Goolies Lost a heart-breaker to Airborne Screaming Eagles 42-48. They are now trailing in the homefield advantage race and have fallen from the ranks of the undefeated.
Black Dragon Fight Club dethroned the Kansas City Kings, 41-0. Make up a game on the Goolies but are still two out.
Gamma Division
1 Deadman Awakening 5-2-0
2 Kool-Aid Jammers 4-3-0
3 Death Valley Deadites 4-3-0
4 Kansas City Kings CPU 1-6-0
Deadman Awakening get a hard fought defensive win against Deadpool's Mercs for Money, 10-6. Keep the pressure on the rest of the division to keep pace.
Washington Assassins were made to drink the Kool-Aid as the Jammers win easily, 0-73.
Death Valley Deadites skin the Atlanta Wolves in a blow out, 45-0.
Edited by QuadL on Sep 21, 2021 14:34:04
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Biff Barf here! Soaking up all the news and barfing it bleck at you! Wow what a season it's been! New teams proving their mousey worth while old teams telling what the Heart league is all about! With one game left in league regular season we have pretty much answered all the legit Qs of this T&A fest, except one! Where's my underwear?! I need this weeks underwear! OK, maybe two questions...
Let's get straight to the action!
_ - = The (All) Heart League = - _
Alpha Division
1- 16th Gallic Legion 11-2-0
2- Airborne Screaming Eagles 11-2-0
3 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 8-5-0
4 Atlanta Wolves CPU 0-13-0
Deadpool's Mercs for Money 16th Gallic Legion 19-7
GAME OF THE WEAK, I mean WEEK!!! Once again DMFM has proven they are like krypto-currency fraud to 16th Gallic's NASDAC offense. Using their homefield advantage, to negate some of the vaunted Legion's toughness and endurance, the Mercs with the mouths constantly stymied drives to force FG attempts that K Hadrian Varo just wasn't ready for prime time. Going 0-2 and drowning the Legion morale through out the first half. A deep drive killing INT by CB2 and the DMFM faithful held a narrow 7-0 lead at the half. DT Great Klingon Warrior had forced a hurried pass by QB Patrick Mahomes to TE Machine-Gun Murphy, who made a diving catch for a 10 yard gain and a touchdown to end the first quarter! When the second half opened up the Legion O kept faltering on those crucial third downs where in these teams' first meet and greet they were balls on. Meanwhile D-pool just kept chipping away with spot on FG kicking by K Fail who went 4 for 4 in the second half and on the day. Finally 16th legion hit pay (Joe) dirt when on a 1st and goal LOLB Backscratch Whalesdick forced a hurried pass by QB Jupiter Optimus Drusus to TE Leto Veridian Tacitus, who made the catch for a 5 yard gain and a touchdown! But it was too little too late. TE Machine-Gun Murphy won OMVP honors for his early momentum saving TD while DT General Mulan and WR Pinball Wizard won DMVP and STMVP respectively in losing efforts.
Atlanta Wolves Airborne Screaming Eagles 0-58
Airborne had a day to fiesta when they not only saw their rivals, 16th Gallic Legion, lose a second straight in the division but also pulled themselves into a tie with them for the division lead by utterly dismantling the Wolves. HB Sgt. Maj. Plumley Rushed for 4TDs, 197 Rush Yards and 14 1stDn while LB Eagles SLB's stat line went Sack: 6.5, FFum: 2, FumRec: 1, Tk: 3, TFL: 2, and Hry: 2. They enjoyed their respective MVP honors for the game.
Beta Division
1* Gridiron Goolies 11-2-0
2 Black Dragon Fight Club 8-5-0
3 Washington Assassins CPU 3-10-0
4 Cincinnati Annihilators CPU 1-12-0
Washington Assassins Gridiron Goolies 0-77
Cementing yet another Division title, Gridiron Goolies laid waste to the hapless Washing (a) ton (of) Ass assins...
Cincinnati Annihilators Black Dragon Fight Club 0-40
Cincinnati walked into it this time by finding themselves on the wrong end of BDFC's ire of missing the play-offs. While BDFC clearly were not on their game in general this season they still knew how to easily manhandle the Annihilated of Cinci.
Gamma Division
1* Deadman Awakening 9-4-0
2 Kool-Aid Jammers 7-6-0
3 Death Valley Deadites 6-7-0
4 Kansas City Kings CPU 3-10-0
Death Valley Deadites Deadman Awakening 3-43
A funny thing happened on the way to the stadium... Deadites were suppose to be playing this one for the game of the week since the division was on the line. Win and they are one game out and looking for the Jammers to do the same to the Deadman. It would have been a chaotic 3 way at the top on the boards just like in my college d... never mind. Instead the Deadman Awakened trounced the unsuspecting Deadites to secure the division title and the chance to play at the other non-homefield throughout getting division winner. Deadman will more than likely use their final game against the Kings as a tune up while Deadites can only wonder, what if?
Kool-Aid Jammers Kansas City Kings 73-0
Jammers win the ones they are expected to. It's too bad the toss ups tended to not go their way this season. They rolled the Kings like the American colonies did old King George's troops by in the late 18th century.They would have been playing for the division tie up if the Deadites would have done their part, now it's simply a bragging rights match-up. But that's why they play the games!
Let's get straight to the action!
_ - = The (All) Heart League = - _
Alpha Division
1- 16th Gallic Legion 11-2-0
2- Airborne Screaming Eagles 11-2-0
3 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 8-5-0
4 Atlanta Wolves CPU 0-13-0
Deadpool's Mercs for Money 16th Gallic Legion 19-7
GAME OF THE WEAK, I mean WEEK!!! Once again DMFM has proven they are like krypto-currency fraud to 16th Gallic's NASDAC offense. Using their homefield advantage, to negate some of the vaunted Legion's toughness and endurance, the Mercs with the mouths constantly stymied drives to force FG attempts that K Hadrian Varo just wasn't ready for prime time. Going 0-2 and drowning the Legion morale through out the first half. A deep drive killing INT by CB2 and the DMFM faithful held a narrow 7-0 lead at the half. DT Great Klingon Warrior had forced a hurried pass by QB Patrick Mahomes to TE Machine-Gun Murphy, who made a diving catch for a 10 yard gain and a touchdown to end the first quarter! When the second half opened up the Legion O kept faltering on those crucial third downs where in these teams' first meet and greet they were balls on. Meanwhile D-pool just kept chipping away with spot on FG kicking by K Fail who went 4 for 4 in the second half and on the day. Finally 16th legion hit pay (Joe) dirt when on a 1st and goal LOLB Backscratch Whalesdick forced a hurried pass by QB Jupiter Optimus Drusus to TE Leto Veridian Tacitus, who made the catch for a 5 yard gain and a touchdown! But it was too little too late. TE Machine-Gun Murphy won OMVP honors for his early momentum saving TD while DT General Mulan and WR Pinball Wizard won DMVP and STMVP respectively in losing efforts.
Atlanta Wolves Airborne Screaming Eagles 0-58
Airborne had a day to fiesta when they not only saw their rivals, 16th Gallic Legion, lose a second straight in the division but also pulled themselves into a tie with them for the division lead by utterly dismantling the Wolves. HB Sgt. Maj. Plumley Rushed for 4TDs, 197 Rush Yards and 14 1stDn while LB Eagles SLB's stat line went Sack: 6.5, FFum: 2, FumRec: 1, Tk: 3, TFL: 2, and Hry: 2. They enjoyed their respective MVP honors for the game.
Beta Division
1* Gridiron Goolies 11-2-0
2 Black Dragon Fight Club 8-5-0
3 Washington Assassins CPU 3-10-0
4 Cincinnati Annihilators CPU 1-12-0
Washington Assassins Gridiron Goolies 0-77
Cementing yet another Division title, Gridiron Goolies laid waste to the hapless Washing (a) ton (of) Ass assins...
Cincinnati Annihilators Black Dragon Fight Club 0-40
Cincinnati walked into it this time by finding themselves on the wrong end of BDFC's ire of missing the play-offs. While BDFC clearly were not on their game in general this season they still knew how to easily manhandle the Annihilated of Cinci.
Gamma Division
1* Deadman Awakening 9-4-0
2 Kool-Aid Jammers 7-6-0
3 Death Valley Deadites 6-7-0
4 Kansas City Kings CPU 3-10-0
Death Valley Deadites Deadman Awakening 3-43
A funny thing happened on the way to the stadium... Deadites were suppose to be playing this one for the game of the week since the division was on the line. Win and they are one game out and looking for the Jammers to do the same to the Deadman. It would have been a chaotic 3 way at the top on the boards just like in my college d... never mind. Instead the Deadman Awakened trounced the unsuspecting Deadites to secure the division title and the chance to play at the other non-homefield throughout getting division winner. Deadman will more than likely use their final game against the Kings as a tune up while Deadites can only wonder, what if?
Kool-Aid Jammers Kansas City Kings 73-0
Jammers win the ones they are expected to. It's too bad the toss ups tended to not go their way this season. They rolled the Kings like the American colonies did old King George's troops by in the late 18th century.They would have been playing for the division tie up if the Deadites would have done their part, now it's simply a bragging rights match-up. But that's why they play the games!
Edited by QuadL on Oct 9, 2021 20:02:22
Edited by QuadL on Oct 9, 2021 19:59:39
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Always good QuadL - FYI last run of the 16th Gallic Legion in this League
Resetting and it's planned for sometime now.
Gallic was my first team back after taking a step away from the game and I wanted to try some new things for a bit now.
Resetting and it's planned for sometime now.
Gallic was my first team back after taking a step away from the game and I wanted to try some new things for a bit now.
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Always good QuadL - FYI last run of the 16th Gallic Legion in this League
Resetting and it's planned for sometime now.
Gallic was my first team back after taking a step away from the game and I wanted to try some new things for a bit now.
Well, if any of your guys want to do one more last hurrah the Mercs could use a few "upgrades" here and there. Mostly a number of rch3's dots are not fully cooked if you know what I mean. He just doesn't have the time to really commit to builds we didn't expect to hold on to this long!
Always good QuadL - FYI last run of the 16th Gallic Legion in this League
Resetting and it's planned for sometime now.
Gallic was my first team back after taking a step away from the game and I wanted to try some new things for a bit now.
Well, if any of your guys want to do one more last hurrah the Mercs could use a few "upgrades" here and there. Mostly a number of rch3's dots are not fully cooked if you know what I mean. He just doesn't have the time to really commit to builds we didn't expect to hold on to this long!
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Originally posted by QuadL
Well, if any of your guys want to do one more last hurrah the Mercs could use a few "upgrades" here and there. Mostly a number of rch3's dots are not fully cooked if you know what I mean. He just doesn't have the time to really commit to builds we didn't expect to hold on to this long!
I'm certainly retiring the Superstars because I need the new spots for the new team.
That said some of the others are well cooked and might be available if the right team is seeking depth.
Nothing wrong with the team obviously just wanted to try some new things after I'd started this one and with the sim changes on passing also wanted to do some new concepts.
Well, if any of your guys want to do one more last hurrah the Mercs could use a few "upgrades" here and there. Mostly a number of rch3's dots are not fully cooked if you know what I mean. He just doesn't have the time to really commit to builds we didn't expect to hold on to this long!
I'm certainly retiring the Superstars because I need the new spots for the new team.
That said some of the others are well cooked and might be available if the right team is seeking depth.
Nothing wrong with the team obviously just wanted to try some new things after I'd started this one and with the sim changes on passing also wanted to do some new concepts.
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Originally posted by william78
Always good QuadL - FYI last run of the 16th Gallic Legion in this League
Resetting and it's planned for sometime now.
Gallic was my first team back after taking a step away from the game and I wanted to try some new things for a bit now.
Sorry to see you guys resetting. Won't be the same without 16th
Always good QuadL - FYI last run of the 16th Gallic Legion in this League
Resetting and it's planned for sometime now.
Gallic was my first team back after taking a step away from the game and I wanted to try some new things for a bit now.
Sorry to see you guys resetting. Won't be the same without 16th
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Originally posted by BoDiddley
Sorry to see you guys resetting. Won't be the same without 16th
That's the truth. They've won the title twice here in Heart and twice in Dove for four straight seasons... OK, actually they need to be broken up.
Sorry to see you guys resetting. Won't be the same without 16th
That's the truth. They've won the title twice here in Heart and twice in Dove for four straight seasons... OK, actually they need to be broken up.
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Biff Barf here, soaking up all the news and barfing it back t you! Final week of the regular season! Last chance to dance! It's gonna get REAL really fast as the play-offs barrel down on us! Let's get straight to the action!
(It's all about) HEART LEAGUE
Alpha Division
1 16th Gallic Legion 12-2-0
2 Airborne Screaming Eagles 11-3-0
3 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 9-5-0
4 Atlanta Wolves CPU 0-14-0
16th Gallic Legion Smacks around the Atlanta Wolves as they wallop them 83-9.
With 16th Gallic having defeated the Gridiron Goolies in head to head, the Legion now has won the home-field advantage throughout the playoffs. The current two time, back to back, Heart league Champions will now have the inside track to defend their title.
Airborne Screaming Eagles get ambushed by Deadpool's Mercs for Money to lose 14-26.
In their second straight game of the week Deadpool's Mercs For Money manage to stun the Screaming Eagles in their own home. The same stingy D and aggressive air attack that waylaid the Legion to tie up the Alpha Div. top rung has now also solved that sticky wicket. Airborne will get the last laugh though as they go on to get a rubber match remix against 16th Gallic while DMFM get to watch the games from home. It still leaves a bad taste in Airborne's mouth to back into the play-offs rather than with momentum.
Beta Division
1 Gridiron Goolies 12-2-0
2 Black Dragon Fight Club 9-5-0
3 Washington Assassins CPU 3-11-0
4 Cincinnati Annihilators CPU 1-13-0
Gridiron Goolies Slaughter the silly Cincinnati Annihilators 70-3.
The Gridiron Goolies prepare for their match up at home against the Gamma title hold by utterly man handling the second worse team in the league.
Black Dragon Fight Club whip the weak willed Washington Assassins 58-2
BDFC will miss the play-offs and due to a mid-season loss to DMFM find themselves as the #6 team in the league. Washington unfortunately get to witness their anguish and anger from the business end of BDFC game plans...
Gamma Division
1 Deadman Awakening 10-4-0
2 Kool-Aid Jammers 7-7-0
3 Death Valley Deadites 7-7-0
4 Kansas City Kings CPU 3-11-0
Deadman Awakening defeat Kool-Aid Jammers coasting to a 21-7
Deadman prove they deserve to represent the Gamma as they have now beat both Jammers and Deadites back to back. They prepare to go face the Goolies in a hostile environment. They score early and had 21 unanswered points before the Jammers made a weak effort fall flat in the second half.
Kansas City Kings are made to eat cake as Death Valley Deadites defeat them 10-40
Avoiding a losing record the Deadites answered every Kings attempt to be relevant in the game with harsh, swift scores and wash rinse repeat.
Playoffs!!!
Alpha Div. #1 16th Gallic Legion (12-2-0) host the Wildcard Airborne Screaming Eagles (11-3-0)
Beta Div. #1 Gridiron Goolies (12-2-0) host the Gamma Div. #1 Deadman Awakening (10-4-0)
Final ranking in League.
16th Gallic Legion 12-2-0
Gridiron Goolies 12-2-0
Airborne Screaming Eagles 11-3-0
Deadman Awakening 10-4-0
Deadpool's Mercs for Money 9-5-0
Black Dragon Fight Club 9-5-0
Kool-Aid Jammers 7-7-0
Death Valley Deadites 7-7-0
Kansas City Kings CPU 3-11-0
Washington Assassins CPU 3-11-0
Cincinnati Annihilators CPU 1-13-0
Atlanta Wolves CPU 0-14-0
(It's all about) HEART LEAGUE
Alpha Division
1 16th Gallic Legion 12-2-0
2 Airborne Screaming Eagles 11-3-0
3 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 9-5-0
4 Atlanta Wolves CPU 0-14-0
16th Gallic Legion Smacks around the Atlanta Wolves as they wallop them 83-9.
With 16th Gallic having defeated the Gridiron Goolies in head to head, the Legion now has won the home-field advantage throughout the playoffs. The current two time, back to back, Heart league Champions will now have the inside track to defend their title.
Airborne Screaming Eagles get ambushed by Deadpool's Mercs for Money to lose 14-26.
In their second straight game of the week Deadpool's Mercs For Money manage to stun the Screaming Eagles in their own home. The same stingy D and aggressive air attack that waylaid the Legion to tie up the Alpha Div. top rung has now also solved that sticky wicket. Airborne will get the last laugh though as they go on to get a rubber match remix against 16th Gallic while DMFM get to watch the games from home. It still leaves a bad taste in Airborne's mouth to back into the play-offs rather than with momentum.
Beta Division
1 Gridiron Goolies 12-2-0
2 Black Dragon Fight Club 9-5-0
3 Washington Assassins CPU 3-11-0
4 Cincinnati Annihilators CPU 1-13-0
Gridiron Goolies Slaughter the silly Cincinnati Annihilators 70-3.
The Gridiron Goolies prepare for their match up at home against the Gamma title hold by utterly man handling the second worse team in the league.
Black Dragon Fight Club whip the weak willed Washington Assassins 58-2
BDFC will miss the play-offs and due to a mid-season loss to DMFM find themselves as the #6 team in the league. Washington unfortunately get to witness their anguish and anger from the business end of BDFC game plans...
Gamma Division
1 Deadman Awakening 10-4-0
2 Kool-Aid Jammers 7-7-0
3 Death Valley Deadites 7-7-0
4 Kansas City Kings CPU 3-11-0
Deadman Awakening defeat Kool-Aid Jammers coasting to a 21-7
Deadman prove they deserve to represent the Gamma as they have now beat both Jammers and Deadites back to back. They prepare to go face the Goolies in a hostile environment. They score early and had 21 unanswered points before the Jammers made a weak effort fall flat in the second half.
Kansas City Kings are made to eat cake as Death Valley Deadites defeat them 10-40
Avoiding a losing record the Deadites answered every Kings attempt to be relevant in the game with harsh, swift scores and wash rinse repeat.
Playoffs!!!
Alpha Div. #1 16th Gallic Legion (12-2-0) host the Wildcard Airborne Screaming Eagles (11-3-0)
Beta Div. #1 Gridiron Goolies (12-2-0) host the Gamma Div. #1 Deadman Awakening (10-4-0)
Final ranking in League.
16th Gallic Legion 12-2-0
Gridiron Goolies 12-2-0
Airborne Screaming Eagles 11-3-0
Deadman Awakening 10-4-0
Deadpool's Mercs for Money 9-5-0
Black Dragon Fight Club 9-5-0
Kool-Aid Jammers 7-7-0
Death Valley Deadites 7-7-0
Kansas City Kings CPU 3-11-0
Washington Assassins CPU 3-11-0
Cincinnati Annihilators CPU 1-13-0
Atlanta Wolves CPU 0-14-0
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