Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Greywolfmeb
Great write up as always.


and SOONERS

underboob pick won me over.

How we are still ranked #26 sitting at 1-2 with a tourney loss is beyond me.

Originally posted by Donk3yMan
How we are still ranked #26 sitting at 1-2 with a tourney loss is beyond me.

yeah, tets are like the opposite of that and not rising very quickly. go figure.

Originally posted by dmet
yeah, tets are like the opposite of that and not rising very quickly. go figure.

tets make me rise

Bullshit, I get no props on my score in the big one?!!!!!!

Prediction
DIABLO - 32
FSS - 16
16 points (I know a few of you need this done)

Actual
DIALBO - 35
FSS - 21
14 points

BADGER'S WORLD - WEEK 5

Halfway to the halfway point of the season and someone has a new avatar for the rest of the season as the DIABLO DOTS took out the Florida State Seminoles in an illegal sanctioned event and glad I could be part of it.
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CASUAL PRO - SURVIVOR

Week 1 - 73 entered - one eliminated.
Week 2 - 68 entered - five forgot to enter and 10 eliminated.
Week 3 - 51 entered - 20 eliminated.
Week 4 - 30 entered - eight eliminated.
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BB's PREDICTION RECORD

Weeks 1-4 - 51-13
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PLAYERS OF THE WEEK

OFFENSE
RB Jeremy McCloud, DIABLO DOTS. McCloud turned beast mode in battle of the bands as he carried the ball 22 times for 243 yards and two TD's in the 35-21 victory against the Seminoles.

Not a cloud in the sky
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2546164&pbp_id=2057292

DEFENSE
DE Herp Derp Duggan, Royal Drunken Monkey Spankers. Duggan came through with a big effort in the Monkey Spankers 20-10 win over the Austin Longhorns. Herp Derp recorded four tackles, four sacks, and forced a fumble in the Moneky Spankers first win in casual pro.

Duggan with a sack nasty
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2546115&pbp_id=2058174

SPECIAL TEAMS
K Anatoly Vladislav, French Toast Mafia. Vladislav nailed the game winner in overtime as the French Toast Mafia defeated Green Bay 22-19.

Vlad did make three of three FG's but did miss an extra point earlier in the game so the dot makes that he may not be POTW.

Game winner
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2545953&pbp_id=2054761
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OOPS - THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMM

1. GBM pumping out nearly 600 yards of offense (580.5) and getting only 19 points...oh and losing in OT.
2. Peaks dropping to in a row by being outscored 30-77.
3. Five teams without a win yet (HOOD at 0-4 but a tough schedule).

BRAVO - GOLF CLAP
1. Muscle/Dirty Birds game - talk about some D being played (279-186 yards).
2. Grave Diggers Union and Royal Drunken Monkey Spankers notching that first wins in casual pro.
3. Muscle with the 20th in a row.
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WEEK 5 PICKS

EAST

Royal Drunken Monkey Spankers vs. Alaskan "War" Raven - Monkey Spankers got the first W but they'll be hard pressed to win two in a row against a red hot Raven team. Look for Alaskan to stretch there own win streak to three in a row with a dominate performance...34-7.

Motor City Mustangs vs. Bier Markt - The Mustangs have had some struggles in recent weeks and those same struggle will be a reoccuring theme as Markt will win going away...48-10.

DotBall Warriors vs. Legacy's Casual Pride - Legacy's can put up some point here and there and they'll be doing it this week against the Warriors...35-17.

London Fletchers vs. Grave Diggers Union - London had some early season chances for wins but now it seems like a distant memory. Look for the Diggers Union to grab W two on the season this week...27-13.

Fareham Hell Hounds vs. Detroit Muscle - Hell Hounds went from a pres season playoff conversation piece to a WTF happened as they start 0-4 start against a non so strong schedule - look for Detroit to add a 0-5 mark...38-0.

The Dirty Birds vs. Florida State Seminoles - Birds played Detroit strong with there solid D and it will need to play strong against the 'Noles. This one has a potential for a VGG but I think the Birds D gets them the win here...20-17.

Her Majesty's Dragons vs. Austin Longhorns - Horns had a chance to go 3-1 but a tight loss last week will be followed by a big loss this week as the Dragons will roll...37-3.

DIABLO DOTS vs. Uh Oh! HOOD gone Casual - I thought HOOD would put up more of a fight this season but may they're bidding time to shed that first tough six games and go on a win streak after for a lower seed. The DOTS will roll in this one as the HOOD will have no answers...51-10.
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WEST

San Dimas Saints vs. Sofia Spiders - Thought the Saints were primed to jump to attention but they failed to salute last week and the Spiders will keep adding to the teams lost to...31-10.

Full Perky Tets vs. High Seas Marauders - Tets playing well and High Seas don't have a win notched yet. Do the math on that and it's a tough situation for the Marauders...43-6.

Macon Mo Bacon vs. Prussian Revolution - Revolution's losses to some good squads so they can bounce back and they'll need to this week. Mo Bacon looking to show they can nab a win and move over the .500 mark...I don't think it will happen but it will be close...24-23.

Baltimore Crimewave vs. Moscow Musketeers - I like this match up as I expect a low scoring defensive battle. I got Moscow bouncing back from the loss this week and holding on against the Crimewave...23-20.

Dot Fathers vs. Green Bay Maulers - Maulers coming off an OT loss and with the backs against the ball they'll face a team that beat up on them last season and who'll be looking to do the same this season...34-24.

Twin Peaks vs. Washington Wildcats - Peaks with two in a row but they'll get back on track this week against the Wildcats. Look for the Peaks O to shine a bit here tack on some points...45-17.

Manchester United vs. Potent Potables - Every time I'm about to pick United something tells me "no." Potables at 2-2 and looking to peak above .500. These two had a 19-16 wild game last season and I expect the Potent D to play a key roll here in getting the win in a low scoring game...17-14.

Charlestown Chiefs vs. French Toast Mafia - Should be interesting to who can get that ground game going. The Chiefs O looked the best they have on the season and that trend will continue here as Charlestown's ground game will be better than the Mafia's....27-17.
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BADGER'S TOP FIVE

1. Detroit Muscle - Won a hard fought game against The Dirty Birds 13-3.

2. Bier Markt - Markt rolled over the HOOD by 34.

3. Her Majesty's Dragons - Shutout Legacy's 33-0.

4. Full Perky Tets - Cruised a W over Potent 43-3.

5. Dot Fathers - Came up with a big win over Twin Peaks 41-7.

Others nipping at the proverbial heals of the top five
*DIABLO DOTS - Beat FSS by 14.
*Charlestown Chiefs - Took down the Musketeers by 32.
*Moscow Musketeers - Got taken to the woodshed by the Chiefs (see above).

Dropped Out
None
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GLB TOP FIVE

Uh, we keep getting worse.

From 3/18/2014 at 3:10 a.m.
18. Detroit Muscle
37. Florida State Seminoles
41. Her Majesty's Dragons
45. DIABLO DOTS
46. Full Perky Tets

PREVIOUS UPDATE on 3/13
15. Moscow Musketeers
20. Detroit Muscle
26. Florida State Seminoles
41. DIABLO DOTS
46. Her Majesty's Dragons
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WEEK 4 - LONGHORNS versus SOONERS - Fan Poll

Longhorns - 1
Sooners - 2

Googling "Texas Longhorn bikini v. Oklahoma Sonner bikini"


All safe for work.

TEXAS

1. http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/68738-beyonce-fit-body-texas-longhorns-jersey-bikini-bottom-picture/1386777033_beyonce-knowles-zoom.jpg

2. http://images.footballfanatics.com/FFImage/thumb.aspx?i=/productImages/_519000/ff_519544_xl.jpg&w=180

3. http://www.pitch.com/imager/screencapping-kansas-fans-and-deadspin-create-a-star/b/original/2568384/1ff5/longhorngirl.png

OKLAHOMA

1. http://lh5.ggpht.com/-BM3ibjzy7RU/TkZ72fivwwI/AAAAAAAACI8/gCTwB5ojQAg/s9000/Oklahoma-Bikini-Top1%252Ba1.jpg

2. http://www.soonerplanet.com/ProductImages/65285_m_634998347311020133.jpg

3. http://images.footballfanatics.com/FFImage/thumb.aspx?i=/productImages/_519000/ff_519541_xl.jpg&w=180

MY VOTE GOES TO Longhorns - that first Sooner gal just didn't quite do it for me.
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TOURNEY ACTION - GROWL & GLB

GROWL

Round 1:
French Toast Mafia - bye
Peaks over the Chiefs

Tets/Wilcats - need to play
Raven/Saints - need to play
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Dirty Birds - bye
Fathers over DOTS

Maulers over Markt
Revolution over Seminoles

GLB Tourney
Will wait for a few more rounds are completed.
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GL in week five...bitches.

Originally posted by BADGERBACKER
BADGER'S WORLD - WEEK 5


MY VOTE GOES TO Longhorns - that first Sooner gal just didn't quite do it for me.
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I agree, Jesus, Ive seen better heads on lettuce.

props for the write-ups BB

wth...Texas #2 and ousux #3 are the same pic...just photoshopped.
at least give Texas the Brooke Burns bottoms

What's the machine predicting and what's the machine ranks look like?

Texas and it wasn't close....

Originally posted by The Avenger
What's the machine predicting and what's the machine ranks look like?

Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 8 ........ 2 ........ 0.313 ........ 4-0...... Detroit Muscle
2.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.375 ........ 4-0...... Her Majesty's Dragons
3.. ........ 6 ........ 5 ........ 0.375 ........ 4-0...... Full Perky Tets
4.. ........ 2 ...... 13 ........ 0.313 ........ 4-0...... Bier Markt
5.. ...... 14 ........ 4 ........ 0.563 ........ 3-1...... Charlestown Chiefs
6.. ........ 9 ........ 6 ........ 0.375 ........ 3-1...... DIABLO DOTS
7.. ........ 4 ...... 12 ........ 0.250 ........ 4-0...... Dot Fathers
8.. ........ 3 ........ 7 ........ 0.438 ........ 3-1...... French Toast Mafia
9.. ...... 15 ........ 9 ........ 0.563 ........ 3-1...... Moscow Musketeers
10 ...... 11 ........ 3 ........ 0.250 ........ 3-1...... Alaskan "War" Raven
11 ...... 19 ...... 10 ........ 0.313 ........ 3-1...... Baltimore Crimewave
11 ........ 7 ...... 14 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-2...... Green Bay Maulers
11 ...... 23 ...... 16 ........ 0.563 ........ 2-2...... Macon Mo Bacon
11 ........ 5 ...... 20 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-2...... Manchester United
11 ...... 13 ...... 23 ........ 0.563 ........ 2-2...... Sofia Spiders
11 ...... 26 ...... 22 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-2...... Washington Wildcats
11 ...... 20 ...... 18 ........ 0.625 ........ 2-2...... Potent Potables
11 ...... 18 ...... 21 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-2...... Twin Peaks
11 ...... 10 ...... 17 ........ 0.625 ........ 1-3...... Prussian Revolution
11 ...... 16 ........ 8 ........ 0.625 ........ 2-2...... The Dirty Birds
11 ...... 12 ...... 11 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-2...... Legacy's Casual Pride
11 ...... 22 ...... 30 ........ 0.813 ........ 1-3...... DotBall Warriors
11 ...... 17 ...... 19 ........ 0.563 ........ 1-3...... Florida State Seminoles
24 ...... 29 ...... 24 ........ 0.813 ........ 0-4...... Uh Oh! HOOD gone Casual
25 ...... 27 ...... 28 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-4...... San Dimas Saints
26 ...... 25 ...... 25 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-3...... Grave Diggers Union
27 ...... 24 ...... 27 ........ 0.250 ........ 2-2...... Austin Longhorns
28 ...... 30 ...... 26 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-4...... High Seas Marauders
29 ...... 32 ...... 29 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-3...... Motor City Mustangs
30 ...... 28 ...... 15 ........ 0.563 ........ 0-4...... London Fletchers
31 ...... 31 ...... 32 ........ 0.375 ........ 1-3...... Royal Drunken Monkey Spankers
32 ...... 21 ...... 31 ........ 0.500 ........ 0-4...... Fareham Hell Hounds


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
  50 -     6    Full Perky Tets (4-0) def. High Seas Marauders (0-4)
  37 -   26    Dot Fathers (4-0) def. Green Bay Maulers (2-2)
  21 -   17    French Toast Mafia (3-1) def. Charlestown Chiefs (3-1)
  19 -   13    Moscow Musketeers (3-1) def. Baltimore Crimewave (3-1)
  34 -   17    Prussian Revolution (1-3) def. Macon Mo Bacon (2-2)
  38 -   20    Manchester United (2-2) def. Potent Potables (2-2)
  45 -   17    Sofia Spiders (2-2) def. San Dimas Saints (0-4)
  23 -   17    Twin Peaks (2-2) def. Washington Wildcats (2-2)
  75 -     3    Her Majesty's Dragons (4-0) def. Austin Longhorns (2-2)
  56 -     6    Detroit Muscle (4-0) def. Fareham Hell Hounds (0-4)
  73 -     7    Bier Markt (4-0) def. Motor City Mustangs (1-3)
  54 -     6    Alaskan "War" Raven (3-1) def. Royal Drunken Monkey Spankers (1-3)
  41 -     6    DIABLO DOTS (3-1) def. Uh Oh! HOOD gone Casual (0-4)
  24 -   13    The Dirty Birds (2-2) def. Florida State Seminoles (1-3)
  46 -   13    Legacy's Casual Pride (2-2) def. DotBall Warriors (1-3)
  17 -   16    London Fletchers (0-4) def. Grave Diggers Union (1-3)


Head-to-Head Fantasy matchup
Exp Score  Matchup
  19 -     9    Detroit Muscle (4-0) def. Full Perky Tets (4-0)

That's what I thought. Fathers has had the very easiest schedule in Casual Pro yet they top 5 Badger?

I'd bet Badger has a better record than the machine in picks over the last 4 weeks.

Hardly a reliable source until at least a few more weeks...

Originally posted by The Avenger
That's what I thought. Fathers has had the very easiest schedule in Casual Pro yet they top 5 Badger?

Usually around this time it gets close. First 4 like you said, not so.