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NiborRis
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Call the last one the Ohs. I was hoping for the Aughts like they did last time around but it never really caught on, everyone just said "In oh eight we went up to" etc. Could also call them the Twenty Ohs but then it starts to sound like a band or a bad porno.
This one, no idea yet. Probably the Teens, but you can't run with that until we actually get to 2013. Maybe the Twenty Teens? Starting to sound like a better porno, at least.
 
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Originally posted by BuddyRyans34D
Originally posted by 5STAR

Dude seriously?

I was in Vegas and then to PHX...in July 2009 and holy fuck 115 is fucking hot. It is nothing like 90 and humid like Ohio...it is so hot your shoes melt walking on the sidewalks.

Not to mention there are no trees or clouds to provide shade because it is the fucking desert.

Plus I will take bums begging for beer money over drug smuggling illegal mexicans anyday of the weak...I think the bums take more showers per month

Vegas is fun because of all the exciting things to do but PHX is a waste of civilization...seriously what do you do in PHX besides sit in your house because it is 115 outside.


You came to Phoenix in July? On purpose? Your bad then. 3 months of hell, surrounded by 9 months of bliss. I do most of my traveling in June, July, & August. 90 miles north your in Flagstaff at over 7,000 feet elevation in the forest, with the mountain peaks over 11,000 ft. in And guess what...it's bikini weather year round so only bitches with good bodies come out here. 115 is extreme. 105 is fire up the bbq, toss some horseshoes, and hit the pool. All the fatties go to Cleveland where they can cover up with sweaters most of the year and hide out in the summers. I chose not to live in the barrio, so the only drug smuggling illegal mexicans I run across are the ones who do my landscaping. And AZ passed a law attempting to deal with the illegal immigration issue, but all that accomplished was AZ getting ostracized by the media and uneducated public*.

Chaper 3 Complete.

*ITT: BuddyRyans34D intentionally choses not to take a stance on the new Arizona immigration law as GLB & politics do not mix..


So how the fuck is PHX better than Ohio?

We have 3 months of cold weather...but hey we can still go outside and do things. Then 6 months of spring/autumn followed by 3 summer months were it hits 90 but you can still do everything you want....

All the fatties in Ohio compared to the good bodies in PHX?

Meh I guess you dont get around much because Ohio has quite a few smoking hot women but yeah we have some fatties here too. You know why they are fat? Because we are not a broke ass state like yours...people can actually afford to eat EVERY DAY. Not to mention our population is what 10x more than AZ?

Honestly I could go to PHX and you could show me a rattle snake and you pool that is boiling because it is so fucking hot...then you come to Ohio and I will show you the rock n roll HOF, the NFL half of fame, a top 5 amusement park, a great lake where you can ski and actually catch fish.

Jrry and South Carolina can point and laugh at Ohio but AZ? Seriously? Get the fuck out
Edited by 5STAR on Jul 16, 2010 10:33:07
Edited by 5STAR on Jul 16, 2010 10:32:17
 
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Originally posted by ImTheScientist
+1 PHX is somewhere you go when you are old and want to retire. You don't know what to do with yourself so you move there to do nothing. There are no tree's, people don't have lawns...they have dirt. Housing is cheap there for a reason. "Dry Heat" is how they justify 100+ weather. There aint jack shit to trim...... its more like "Boy honey it looks hot outside, maybe we should go swim in that man made shithole of a lake", "no, thats the bums bath water", "honey, our AC is broke, we are going to get heat stroke, call xxx so he can fix it". "Sorry honey, xxx is busy watering our Cactus, call up xxx."


Travel more, speak less. Not defending summer in Phoenix. Have lived in Phoenix, Denver, Chicago, Charlotte, and Buffalo, and have been extensively traveling throughout the US & Canada for work for about 8 years now. Just offering up my 2 cents on each. I'm sure everyone's experience is different based on what they're into and what they happen to see/do when they are there. Buffalo is just as shitty as Cleveland imo. Albuquerque is p fuggin retarded as well. Austin is p friggin sweet. Had fun in Memphis last month but wouldn't want to live there. Hung out in Jonesboro, AR for a week last month...hope to never have to do that again... I unfortunately have to travel to Reno pretty regularly; they gets my vote for meth capital of the US.

...and what kind of rednecks regularly swim in lakes? Lakes are stagnant bodies of water that breed disease. Unless you're boating, jet skiing, or wakeboarding, GTFO of the lake, cleanse your colon, and GTFI a sanitary pool, or at least an ocean*.

* Gulf of Mexico discouraged.
 
5STAR
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Originally posted by BuddyRyans34D


...and what kind of rednecks regularly swim in lakes? Lakes are stagnant bodies of water that breed disease. Unless you're boating, jet skiing, or wakeboarding, GTFO of the lake, cleanse your colon, and GTFI a sanitary pool, or at least an ocean*.

* Gulf of Mexico discouraged.


lol seriously?

We are talking about real lakes bud something you and your desert know nothing about
 
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Originally posted by 5STAR
So how the fuck is PHX better than Ohio?

We have 3 months of cold weather...but hey we can still go outside and do things. Then 6 months of spring/autumn followed by 3 summer months were it hits 90 but you can still do everything you want....

All the fatties in Ohio compared to the good bodies in PHX?

Meh I guess you dont get around much because Ohio has quite a few smoking hot women but yeah we have some fatties here too. You know why they are fat? Because we are not a broke ass state like yours...people can actually afford to eat EVERY DAY. Not to mention our population is what 10x more than AZ?

Honestly I could go to PHX and you could show me a rattle snake and you pool that is boiling because it is so fucking hot...then you come to Ohio and I will show you the rock n roll HOF, the NFL half of fame, a top 5 amusement park, a great lake where you can ski and actually catch fish.

Jrry and South Carolina can point and laugh at Ohio but AZ? Seriously? Get the fuck out


Dude, it's not ur fault u were born in OH and couldn't afford out of state tuition. You didn't have a choice. But why defend it? It's not your daddy. I'm sure the campus and screne at OSU is great, but the rest of the state I've seen is a shithole. When you get out of college, travel a bit. If you end up back in Ohio, urdoinitwrong.

And if you don't know about the women of Arizona State University (which I did not go to), I suggest you do a little research on the internet.

Tell us more about ur team and less about ur unfortunate location.
 
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BR, you're a riot. Love your posts.
 
5STAR
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Originally posted by BuddyRyans34D
Originally posted by 5STAR

So how the fuck is PHX better than Ohio?

We have 3 months of cold weather...but hey we can still go outside and do things. Then 6 months of spring/autumn followed by 3 summer months were it hits 90 but you can still do everything you want....

All the fatties in Ohio compared to the good bodies in PHX?

Meh I guess you dont get around much because Ohio has quite a few smoking hot women but yeah we have some fatties here too. You know why they are fat? Because we are not a broke ass state like yours...people can actually afford to eat EVERY DAY. Not to mention our population is what 10x more than AZ?

Honestly I could go to PHX and you could show me a rattle snake and you pool that is boiling because it is so fucking hot...then you come to Ohio and I will show you the rock n roll HOF, the NFL half of fame, a top 5 amusement park, a great lake where you can ski and actually catch fish.

Jrry and South Carolina can point and laugh at Ohio but AZ? Seriously? Get the fuck out


Dude, it's not ur fault u were born in OH and couldn't afford out of state tuition. You didn't have a choice. But why defend it? It's not your daddy. I'm sure the campus and screne at OSU is great, but the rest of the state I've seen is a shithole. When you get out of college, travel a bit. If you end up back in Ohio, urdoinitwrong.

And if you don't know about the women of Arizona State University (which I did not go to), I suggest you do a little research on the internet.

Tell us more about ur team and less about ur unfortunate location.


lol I graduated 7 years ago

all of the 5 decent jobs in AZ were taken so I stayed here

That is the difference...Arizone State has hot women but terrible education. You and Jrry are all interested in hot bodies. That tells me you are fatties that swim with your shirt on...most likely working at taco bell.

By the way it is 86 here in Ohio Sunny with a light breeze....I am sitting by my pool on the lap top. Did you walk outside today without the flesh melting off your body?
Edited by 5STAR on Jul 16, 2010 10:46:37
 
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i heard Phoenix gets up to like 120 degrees....count me out. I'll stick with my breezy 65-90 CA weather all year round!
 
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Screw all ya'll.

Missouri has everything you want.

Except winning football teams.
 
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Originally posted by 5STAR


By the way it is 86 here in Ohio Sunny with a light breeze....I am sitting by my pool on the lap top. Did you walk outside today without the flesh melting off your body?


It's only 1 PM, wait 2 more hours and it'll be 90+ and no breeze for the next 4 hours.
 
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Originally posted by StoutOne DTD
Originally posted by 5STAR



By the way it is 86 here in Ohio Sunny with a light breeze....I am sitting by my pool on the lap top. Did you walk outside today without the flesh melting off your body?


It's only 1 PM, wait 2 more hours and it'll be 90+ and no breeze for the next 4 hours.


lol aint that the truth
 
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Originally posted by BuddyRyans34D
Ranks up there with Dallas and Houston on my top list of major cities I'd rather die before living in


I grew up in Houston, and I love it. Dallas isn't really my thing but at least it's still Texas. Cleveland, though, I'm not even sure a good wildfire would fix. They had just gotten the river put out a little while before I got there, after all.


Originally posted by BuddyRyans34D
You came to Phoenix in July? On purpose?


Side note, one year in college I went to Minnesota for spring break.
It was 4 degrees that first night and I slept about 2 inches from a not-very-well insulated window. It wasn't above freezing the entire trip. In retrospect,

 
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Originally posted by NiborRis
Originally posted by BuddyRyans34D

Ranks up there with Dallas and Houston on my top list of major cities I'd rather die before living in


I grew up in Houston, and I love it. Dallas isn't really my thing but at least it's still Texas. Cleveland, though, I'm not even sure a good wildfire would fix. They had just gotten the river put out a little while before I got there, after all.


Originally posted by BuddyRyans34D

You came to Phoenix in July? On purpose?


Side note, one year in college I went to Minnesota for spring break.
It was 4 degrees that first night and I slept about 2 inches from a not-very-well insulated window. It wasn't above freezing the entire trip. In retrospect,



lol Minnesota in early spring is very cold
 
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Originally posted by 5STAR
lol I graduated 7 years ago

all of the 5 decent jobs in AZ were taken so I stayed here

That is the difference...Arizone State has hot women but terrible education. You and Jrry are all interested in hot bodies. That tells me you are fatties that swim with your shirt on...most likely working at taco bell.

By the way it is 86 here in Ohio Sunny with a light breeze....I am sitting by my pool on the lap top. Did you walk outside today without the flesh melting off your body?


Lol, my bad, based on ur posts I figured u were a 19 year old freshman at OSU. I'm not going to get into an epeen contest with you about education, job, or body type. Enjoy life in OH. The less you venture out the better you'll feel about it.
 
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Originally posted by 5STAR
Originally posted by NiborRis

Originally posted by BuddyRyans34D


Ranks up there with Dallas and Houston on my top list of major cities I'd rather die before living in


I grew up in Houston, and I love it. Dallas isn't really my thing but at least it's still Texas. Cleveland, though, I'm not even sure a good wildfire would fix. They had just gotten the river put out a little while before I got there, after all.


Originally posted by BuddyRyans34D


You came to Phoenix in July? On purpose?


Side note, one year in college I went to Minnesota for spring break.
It was 4 degrees that first night and I slept about 2 inches from a not-very-well insulated window. It wasn't above freezing the entire trip. In retrospect,



lol Minnesota is always very cold



I used to travel there for the government. "Gray" is how I would describe the twin cities--I don't recall the sun ever shining there during the winter months. It was just days on end of cold, cold, cold, cold.

 
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