Originally posted by BuddyRyans34D
Originally posted by 5STAR
Dude seriously?
I was in Vegas and then to PHX...in July 2009 and holy fuck 115 is fucking hot. It is nothing like 90 and humid like Ohio...it is so hot your shoes melt walking on the sidewalks.
Not to mention there are no trees or clouds to provide shade because it is the fucking desert.
Plus I will take bums begging for beer money over drug smuggling illegal mexicans anyday of the weak...I think the bums take more showers per month
Vegas is fun because of all the exciting things to do but PHX is a waste of civilization...seriously what do you do in PHX besides sit in your house because it is 115 outside.
You came to Phoenix in July? On purpose? Your bad then. 3 months of hell, surrounded by 9 months of bliss. I do most of my traveling in June, July, & August. 90 miles north your in Flagstaff at over 7,000 feet elevation in the forest, with the mountain peaks over 11,000 ft. in And guess what...it's bikini weather year round so only bitches with good bodies come out here. 115 is extreme. 105 is fire up the bbq, toss some horseshoes, and hit the pool. All the fatties go to Cleveland where they can cover up with sweaters most of the year and hide out in the summers. I chose not to live in the barrio, so the only drug smuggling illegal mexicans I run across are the ones who do my landscaping. And AZ passed a law attempting to deal with the illegal immigration issue, but all that accomplished was AZ getting ostracized by the media and uneducated public*.
Chaper 3 Complete.
*ITT: BuddyRyans34D intentionally choses not to take a stance on the new Arizona immigration law as GLB & politics do not mix.. So how the fuck is PHX better than Ohio?
We have 3 months of cold weather...but hey we can still go outside and do things. Then 6 months of spring/autumn followed by 3 summer months were it hits 90 but you can still do everything you want....
All the fatties in Ohio compared to the good bodies in PHX?
Meh I guess you dont get around much because Ohio has quite a few smoking hot women but yeah we have some fatties here too. You know why they are fat? Because we are not a broke ass state like yours...people can actually afford to eat EVERY DAY. Not to mention our population is what 10x more than AZ?
Honestly I could go to PHX and you could show me a rattle snake and you pool that is boiling because it is so fucking hot...then you come to Ohio and I will show you the rock n roll HOF, the NFL half of fame, a top 5 amusement park, a great lake where you can ski and actually catch fish.
Jrry and South Carolina can point and laugh at Ohio but AZ? Seriously? Get the fuck out