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GG Martians. Thought I lost it after your first QB rush play.

Wow our offense didn't load. That's annoying as hell. It's default and only AI lol. Jeez.

GG though. Forgot to add that

Season 121 Pee Wee Battle Royale! Week 5 Power Rankings!

1. Arctic Circle Grim Reapers- Shucks! The announcers jinx didn't work! The Grim ones were ready for the maddened, horny ones and had little problem holding off their attack. Some fancy sword work and an over powering run game led them to a win and a delicious pot full of stewed meat. While having no digestive system the Reapers sure seem to enjoy eating their opponents, odd. The Grim ones are sitting on top of the World and ready for a visit to the Beta conference!

2. Irridescent Ditch Fish- Yikes! Godzilla was back in the Ditch, last time he fried us all and we were scared. We scurried underneath the bank, dove behind rocks, and hid in submerge logs. Nothing happened! We snuck close to his end zone only to panic and scatter on 4th down, then did it again, still nothing. Another quarter went by, nothing happened! We got our courage up and bit him hard, he flinched and we ran and hid while he scored. Still no atomic blast! Something was off and it was time to take advantage! Fish swam up field scored and then held off his counter attack with some fine end game programming!

3. Tanuki Thunder- Tanukis Fans were gathered for the game when a huge noise came from above, they thought it was the stadium speakers, but when a spaceship dropped from the sky onto midfield they scattered, they were god fearing beasts and this just may be one! The hid under bleachers, in the stadium tunnels and under the turf itself. A small thing came out and stabbed the logo with a flag and declared itself god of this place and ran into the end zone. Then nothing, no ray guns, no lasers, no Invasion. The Raccoons cut the stadium lights in the 3rd and attacked! The Martians apparently didn't have good night vision as they were getting chewed up and spit out left and right and chased all over the field by a horde of demon like trash pandas! They fled and the Tanukis fans came out from hiding and the celebration was on!

4. Buckhead Royal Knights- Buckhead needed another win and it wasn't hard to pick it up against the Walk-Ons, as they were mediocre at dotball but horrid at jousting. While they put up a good fight and even landed a lance blow in the 2nd, it was no match in the end and they were all ran through, dead limp bodies, shish-kabobed up on the lances, the life drained out of them and their souls were replaced by cpus! That execution was not lost on the rest of the league and the Knights win streak has put the other teams on notice, they won't go down as easily as hoped.

5. Turf Warriors- The Warriors fans were gathered, enjoying how lovely the field was looking all mowed and repainted. Huey P. and the Kline boys took the field, they looked a rough bunch and didn't heed the keep off the grass signs, the crowd booed! They booed even more when Stevey B. ran into the end zone twice in the 1st quarter and then again when Huey Peed on the midfield logo after a big sack before the half. That was the DOTS big mistake, grass loves pee, fertilizer heaven and the Warriors triplet QBs came out of the locker room looking more like superweeds than turf, the triplets went off through the air tying the game at the end of the 4th. In over time they drove right down field and instead of powering it into the end zone they tried a FG on 2nd down, which of course missed! Defense stepped it up and they got another chance which thankfully was good. Great win!

6. Mr Coach Kline's DOTS- Huey and the Boyz hit arrived at "The Burrow" to Keep off the Grass sign,. the field looked great and the home team wanted to keep it that way. They roared in anger when the DOTS kicker Rocky started leaving huge divots out in warmups. Stevey B. churned up more turf in the 1st quarter and Huey mocked the crowd before half, showering the logo in pee. Oops, from that point on things took a turn for the worse and deflections and dropped balls plagued the DOTS in the 2nd half. It went to OT but by that point the turf was getting the best of them and they were booted off the grass.

7. Martian Invasion- The Alien ship descended into "Rattlers Stadium" they landed on the logo, Marvin jumped out planted his flag and declared it Alien territory. Vick the Martian quickly took care of conquering the locals and at halftime the Invasion had faced no resistance at all and were feeling quite pleased with themselves. Then the stadium lights went out and all hell broke loose. Swarmed by furry, sharp teethed locals, they fled back to the ship and back into the skies.

8. Tokyo Godzillas- Godzilla jumped into the ditch looking to wipe away some of the filth from the past two weeks. He had a lovely bath for 2 quarters and the biting fish left him alone. When one did finally sneak up and try to bite his toes, it only got a mouthful of sneaker. He twitched his foot and it darted away frightened. It wasn't until the 4th quarter the biting fish got bad, started nipping his legs, thighs, etc. He started feeling uncomfortable and let off a atomic burst trying to fry the fish as before, only the shoes insulated it from the water and nothing happened. The Fish swarmed, biting everywhere, he was out of the ditch and gone.

9. Rome Gladiator Yaks- The Yaks were angry, they had been used once too many times this season and when the Monarchs came migrating by they just started slapping them from the sky and smushing them. They body slammed a big swarm and sat on them laughing and plucking wings, the bugs fought and struggled until the final whistle but the Yaks just smothered them and held them down until they had expired.

10. Blitzin' Dots- The Dots showed up at the Artic Circle looking to bounce back and upset the Grim ones. They flew over the stadium walls in all their reindeer finest, antlers polished, eyes and noses blazing red, ready for attack. They went straight at the skeletons only to be met time and time again bye the dreaded scythe. It had de-boned them before and no matter how hard they fought it block them at every turn and slowly skinned and cubed them all Into the skeleton stew pot they went yet again.

11. King Trumps Tyrants- Here it is the first Silver team to make the jump into the polls! Tyrants are undefeated with the biggest win in Silver so far. We will disregard whatever happened in the tourney! Huge game this week to secure the coveted #11 spot for themselves.

12. London Pee Wee Monarchs- The Monarchs were feeling down, the world wasn't for them anymore, too many pesticides, herbicides and pollution had destroyed their glory days, when they would take over the sky and block out the sun. Now down to a sad trickle of a migration, with industrial agriculture growing ever more toxic it seemed as if their end was near.

Also receiving votes!

Walk-On Warriors- Well not really receiving votes, just more a good-bye to all the lads who have walked-on, tried out made the team and then gotten destroyed by the real athletes of the world.

Hartford Bouncing Pickles- Having Silver games a day different than Gold hasn't left time for the game against the Tyrants to happen, so here they are still stuck out of the rankings. Tyrants are sitting right there for the taking, going to be a good one!

Interesting standings! Same on both sides. only the win streaks just a tad different.

Originally posted by *Birdman*

Season 121 Pee Wee Battle Royale! Week 5 Power Rankings!
3. Tanuki Thunder- Tanukis Fans were gathered for the game when a huge noise came from above, they thought it was the stadium speakers, but when a spaceship dropped from the sky onto midfield they scattered, they were god fearing beasts and this just may be one! The hid under bleachers, in the stadium tunnels and under the turf itself. A small thing came out and stabbed the logo with a flag and declared itself god of this place and ran into the end zone. Then nothing, no ray guns, no lasers, no Invasion. The Raccoons cut the stadium lights in the 3rd and attacked! The Martians apparently didn't have good night vision as they were getting chewed up and spit out left and right and chased all over the field by a horde of demon like trash pandas! They fled and the Tanukis fans came out from hiding and the celebration was on!


I'll have to print and frame this one

gg fish

gg dots

gg tanuki

Originally posted by rj24221
gg dots

ggs

GG Coach Kline

My team is scitzo lol. GG Monarchs

Originally posted by rj24221
(For the pee wee gold league teams) If any one wants an animated logo or player logo i can do it for free! PM ME

Thank you. The new Yaks logo (s) are awesome.

Originally posted by SmithsterSmitty
My team is scitzo lol. GG Monarchs

Didn’t have you tagged so that’s one problem lol.

I’ve had the longest week of my life. Haven’t had much time for glb unfortunately.

Season 121 Pee Wee Battle Royale! Week 6 Power Rankings!

Interconference battles have began and it looks like the Alpha is off to their normal strong start!

1. Arctic Circle Grim Reapers- The Grim Reapers had joined the world cup and were to play Brazil in the opener. The only problem was the futbal team needed a nicer field than the frozen tundra the Reapers played on. What luck! Just so happened that the Turf Warriors were in town! The Turf took the Reapers by surprise when they entered the stadium, but the scythe saw its chance, it wasted no time cutting the Turf into lovely little strips, loading them up onto a flatbed and sending them to the soccer club, who had a lovely field to play on. Much nicer than the Reapers own field.

2. Irridescent Ditch Fish- Fish enjoying the bye week and even more watching our nearest competiton all drop 3 games back! Time for a vacation to some nice tropical island and some fresh, clean water.

3. Tanuki Thunder- The Trash loving ones were enjoying a nice meal in a dark alley, when Huey P. did exactly that on their dinner! They didn't take kindly to it and a flying furball of teeth ripped Huey a new one, it latched on to his rear and sent him screaming and squealing out of Thunder territory at a sprint, Tanuki waving behind like a new tail still bitten in.

4. Martian Invasion- Zipping and zapping away the Invasion had an easy time with the Monarchs. Felt like they were playing Duck Hunt only for insects, great target practice for the ray guns and the little Martian fellows.

5. Rome Gladiator Yaks- The Yaks have always seemed to have the Knights number, well at least during the regular season. Sure enough the furry ones prevailed again. I think it was the flashy new logo! Fish just might need one of those! Well done Rome, way to represent the Beta conference!

6. Buckhead Royal Knights- Right when the win streak was starting to look dangerous the Knights run into their former Alpha rivals and the result was a familiar one as the Furry Ones stompled Buckhead and keep them out of the playoff picture for another week.

7. Mr Coach Kline's DOTS- Huey needed to pee and hit a dark alley, he whipped it out behind a dumpster and relieved himself on what looked to be an old furry blanket, only it was really a Tanuki having dinner. It didn't appreciate the bath and flew at Huey teeth bared, He turned and ran while trying to get his pants up at the same time. The creature sunk its teeth right into his ass and shook like a pitbull. Ouch!

8. Turf Warriors- The Warriors arrived in the Arctic early and disguised themselves as the Reapers football field. When the Grim ones started playing they tried the usual trick of coming alive and burying their opponent. So much for that idea, a huge blade split them right open and then sliced them into nice rolls of sod and sent them to be used as a futbal field, humiliating!

9. Blitzin' Dots- When the reindeer saw Godzilla they were scared, might even have produced a pile or two of reindeer droppings at the sight. And it was a good thing they did as it was their only defense against the big lizard. They formed the hallucinogenic shit into a fake reindeer and went and hid. It worked he ate it, they let it kick in and then charged! It didn't take long to overwhelm him and cause a panic attack, which sent him fleeing.

10. Tokyo Godzillas- Godzilla was on the move, he was mad and hungry. When he was a big fat deer sitting there, he snatched it up and swallowed it whole, delicious! He was ready for the game, or was he, things started spinning when the Dots kicked in. The herd charged him horns scuffing his Nikes, they started flying, impossible! He was pricked and poked in places he didn't enjoy. He tried to blast, he tried his breath, nothing! He was stunned with multi colored reindeer swarming him, time to do what he does best. Panic and run away fast!

11. Hartford Bouncing Pickles- Yep! Still the team to beat in Silver, we always knew you were. Boosting and custom equip. are no match for a good cured cucumber. What flavor!

12. King Trumps Tyrants- Ouch! Not sure if they belong in the 12 spot after that crushing, but no other teams are making a stronger case for the spot at the moment.

Also receiving votes!

London Pee Wee Monarchs- Aliens were the last straw, dealing with humanities problems is bad enough, the Monarchs weren't at all ready for ray guns and they sadly bow out of the top 12.

Clown Car Chitz Show: Featuring- A new arrival to the rankings this season! The Chitz Show is looking solid in Silver and has eyes on the #11 spot! First time for 3 Silver teams to make the rankings!