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TyDavis315
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Deadpool with a S* QB would be hot to see should it come down to it
 
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Originally posted by kcgsc
I have contacted the owner of my team, Sokia Beasts to see if any plans are in the works to replace the CPU players. If I don't hear back or find that it's dead here...Anyone looking for a QB? lol


As the rumors indicate Deadpool's Mercs For Money will be evaluating our talent at the end of the league season.
That will include all positions.
 
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Let me know. I do not plan on renewing. Would like to stay in the league though if someone could use him.
 
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GG Deadmen
 
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Biff Barf here, soaking up all the news and barfing it back at you! We've past the half way point in ladder and are two games shy of the second wave of divisional games or, as I like to call them, revenge mode! Let's get straight to the action!

. : Heart League : .


Alpha Division
1 16th Gallic Legion 9-0-0
2 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 5-4-0
3 Virginia Stags CPU 2-7-0
4 Sokia Beasts 2-7-0
We have two of the best here. 16th Gallic Legion has proven themselves the best of the best by beating everyone they've met so far. Deadpool's Mercs have prove they are the best of the worst by beating all the scrubs and losing to all the elites... whatever.

Beta Division
1 Gridiron Goolies 8-1-0
2 Black Dragon Fight Club 7-2-0
3 Maine Grizzlies CPU 2-7-0
4 San Francisco Stunners CPU 1-8-0
Gridiron is still smarting from the smacketh downeth they received from 16th Gallic but can't overlook BDFC who are still hot on their heels. Meanwhile Black Dragon Fight Club has a chip on their shoulder and itching to prove their place in the race.

Gamma Division
1 Deadman Awakening 7-2-0
2 Kool-Aid Jammers 6-3-0
3 Nashville Pistons CPU 3-6-0
4 Oakland Parrots CPU 2-7-0
Both Deadman and Kool-Aid are still at each others throats in the division with the loser realizing it's very likely they will be sitting out the playoffs with all the other losers!
 
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Good Going BDFC. The first half was our window to steal this game from you and we failed to capitalize on our opportunities. Best of luck in the future this season.
 
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Good Game. I must say, I wasn't expecting that outcome.
 
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Biff Barf here! I'm soaking up all the sports news and barfing it back at you! We have reached the revenge series, better known as the divisional games part deux. Most of the real drama of the season is done but it's not all said and done! Let's get straight to the action!

League of (Legendary) Heart

Alpha Division
1 16th Gallic Legion 10-1-0
2 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 6-5-0
3 Virginia Stags CPU 3-8-0
4 Sokia Beasts 3-8-0
The 16th Gallic Legion are already locked in as the Alpha division winners and need to only win out while Gridiron loses to BDFC to be assured home field. No other teams in division will be in the show. DMFM could still play spoiler for home field but not this weak as it's Sokia Beasts chance.

Beta Division
1 Gridiron Goolies 10-1-0
2 Black Dragon Fight Club 9-2-0*
3 Maine Grizzlies CPU 3-8-0
4 San Francisco Stunners CPU 1-10-0
Gridiron Goolies are assured a spot in the big show but what kind of a spot is still not official. If Black Dragon Fight Club can find a beat down formula against them they would be tied record wise and it'll come down to tie breakers. But the Goolies need only to worry about that one match up. BDFC for their part are in a must win out or cry and pout situation until they are either hoisting the 'ship or, not.

Gamma Division
1 Deadman Awakening 9-2-0
2 Kool-Aid Jammers 7-4-0
3 Nashville Pistons CPU 3-8-0
4 Oakland Parrots CPU 2-9-0
Normally you'd find a total scrum at the top here in Gamma but not this season. Nay, instead we have Deadman Awakening in a two game lead while Kool-Aid Jammers are clinging on to quickly fading hopes. In fact I'd like to say the Deadman has Awakened but the Jammers clearly drank the wrong kool-aid.
 
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Originally posted by TyDavis315
Yeah it freaking is tbh, however last season I dare say he was unmatched in terms of pure passing. If 472 completions at at a 67% clip with 37 TDs & 13 ints can’t get him in then he’s not getting in anytime soon smh.

Who wants to run a QB side game?

First one to throw for 40 wins.
45 if you’re feeling cheeky.
50 for all the marbles.

It was a close race to 40 last season, I decided to go easy on you guys at the end



F**k, I was mostly joking but GG Jupiter. Fingers crossed they stop you from 50
 
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Biff Barf here! I'm soaking up all the news and barfing it back at you! Today's news is brought to you by the movie Freaky Friday, Part 2, Remake 4! Also BDFC and KFC are teaming up to make "Stunner Sliders!" They're finger sticking edible... Whatever, let's get straight to the action!

Teams
Alpha Division
1 16th Gallic Legion 11-2-0
2 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 8-5-0
3 Sokia Beasts 4-9-0
4 Virginia Stags CPU 3-10-0
Sokia Beast finally separate themselves from the CPU riff raff by beating the Virginia Stags in a close contest. The Beasts first gave the Stags 6 unanswered points in the first quarter before QB Patrick "These aren't" Mahomes reeled off three straight second quarter TD passes, then went back to sleep with the rest of the offense. Doesn't help they have 2 QBs when one is a S*. Virginia Stags 24 AT Sokia Beasts 27.

Beta Division
1 Gridiron Goolies 12-1-0
2 Black Dragon Fight Club 10-3-0
3 Maine Grizzlies CPU 4-9-0
4 San Francisco Stunners CPU 1-12-0
Black Dragon Fight Club stunned the San Francisco Stunners 55-0 to secure the Wild Card with 1 game still to go.
Gridiron Goolies ganked the Maine Grizzlies 24-6 in a game that gave them the inside track to home-field throughout the playoffs.

Gamma Division
1 Deadman Awakening 11-2-0
2 Kool-Aid Jammers 8-5-0
3 Nashville Pistons CPU 4-9-0
4 Oakland Parrots CPU 2-11-0
Deadman Awakening and Kool-Aid Jammers played a tough inter-divisional mash-up that saw Deadman grind out a 3.9 yard ground average to control the clock 34 minutes to 26. The Jammers' Defense though was owning the skies as they picked off QB Osiris D. Minton four times! Still, despite enjoying a 5:1 turnover advantage Kool-Aid fell to the Awakening 14-7 when QB Osiris D. Minton threw a pass to WR2 Asta Staria, who made the catch for a 7 yard gain and a touchdown mid-way through the fourth!
Nashville Pistons pounded the Oakland Parrots 24-14.

Game of the Week!
Deadpool's Mercs for Money at 16th Gallic Legion
League game on Season 54, Day 37 at 11:00. 28°F, Wind: 4mph.
T e a m . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1st 2nd 3rd 4th OT Total
Deadpool's Mercs for Money . 3 . 3 . 0 . 14 . 0 ..20 ... Final ...
16th Gallic Legion . . . . . . . . 0 . 0 . 0 . 7 . 0 . . . 7
Playing before a home crowd thirsty for blood and home-field through out the play offs 16th Gallic Legion looked primed to hoist another W on the mantle. They had already shut out a turnover prone Deadpool's Mercs 22-0 early in the season. Then they stepped out onto the whitened field. It was like the teams had switched souls and 16th Gallic turned out gifting the DMFM team 5 picks while the Mercs only coughed up the rock once. The run games were barely able to grind out 90 some odd yards each and both passing games could get no more than 22 or 23 completions. In the end though the differences were the turn overs which normally plague Deadpool's Mercs For Money instead infested 16th Gallic Legion to cause a 20-7 victory for the visiting team.
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Biff Barf here! Soaking up that hot and spicy Heart news and, barfing it back at you! It is official, I feel much better now! (after using the restroom) The regular league season is over and we now know what we knew last week as official! Let's get straight to the action!
. - : Heart League Standings : - .

Alpha Division
1 16th Gallic Legion 12-2-0
2 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 9-5-0
3 Sokia Beasts 4-10-0
4 Virginia Stags CPU 3-11-0
Deadpool's Mercs for Money defense hounded and harassed a potential team mate on Sokia Beasts and the offense did the rest as DMFM won 58-0.
Virginia Stags were turned into venison by 16th Gallic Legion in a rout, 3-51. QB Jupiter Optimus Drusus of the Legion threw 4 TD passes to finish with 45, but still fell to third in the OMVP Race behind second place QB Freddy Kruger.

Beta Division
1 Gridiron Goolies 13-1-0
2 Black Dragon Fight Club 11-3-0
3 Maine Grizzlies CPU 4-10-0
4 San Francisco Stunners CPU 1-13-0
Maine Grizzlies' Powerful defensive effort against Black Dragon Fight Club proved to be the game of the week but they still lost as expected 3-10.
San Francisco Stunners were trounced in a terrible tussle of titanic proportions as Gridiron Goolies walk away with this one, 6-54.

Gamma Division
1 Deadman Awakening 12-2-0
2 Kool-Aid Jammers 9-5-0
3 Nashville Pistons CPU 4-10-0
4 Oakland Parrots CPU 2-12-0
Oakland Parrots were served tartar as Deadman Awakening win away 3-48.
Kool-Aid Jammers, Nashville Pistons... Oh the humanity! 76-7. The Pistons will be placed on the scrap heap at seasons end.

Play-offs! Heart League style!
Gridiron Goolies win homefield throughout as long as they win out. But get to face an old division rival for the third time in Black Dragon Fight Club!

Second place and Alpha Division winners, 16th Gallic Legion will be home to face the Gamma Division winners Deadman Awakening! Due to 16th winning their head to head meeting.
 
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17-3 was enough, we should’ve resigned quietly.
 
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Originally posted by TyDavis315
17-3 was enough, we should’ve resigned quietly.


Tough physical game. Nicely played I got a lead and then just kinda grinded it out.

-- Though my real atta-boy has to go to the gents over at BDFC who came back from 10 down and grinded out a win against the Goolies.
Edited by william78 on Aug 23, 2021 11:48:38
 
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GG Black Dragon. Turnovers were brutal to us today. Disappointing way to end the season
 
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