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Originally posted by GoGetta
GG BMS. Tough game for me, top 3 in difficulty this season.

I don't even feel like being salty. GG

Dollar Bills seems to be ahead of Moran in the MVP race, although Moran has better stats around the board. I'd like a full investigation. They've not only been paying the refs, but the league officials too!

Clearly Outside House blitz is the shittiest play for defending the sweep.
Oh how I miss the custom DPC right about now.

GG LUElinks, and happy new years.

Wow. Exceptional game Steeldogs. You gave me a huge scare when I watched the first few drives and realized it wasn't the offense I scouted. You guys were even pretty solid on defense from the start. I usually think wins by FGs are pretty lame, but both our teams battled back and forth in OT and ended up screwing up opportunities to score. I'll take this FG victory with 27 seconds left on the clock. Really great game between our two teams. Didn't think you guys had all that passing offensive power; plus the HBs pretty much battled it out when we each really needed them to. Can't wait til our next matchup, you guys are really solid.

Seems like the closer the playoff race gets, the quieter the forums get. Doesn't matter to me right now anyways. After we beat LUE LUE, I'm looking forward to taking first in the division

Originally posted by TyDavis315
Seems like the closer the playoff race gets, the quieter the forums get. Doesn't matter to me right now anyways. After we beat LUE LUE, I'm looking forward to taking first in the division

And I'm looking forward to disappointing you on your quest to win the division. Deez Nuts is going for a late season rally. I'm channeling my inner Tom Coughlin, and we'll be helmet catching all over you next week bruh.

Originally posted by MileHighShoes
And I'm looking forward to disappointing you on your quest to win the division. Deez Nuts is going for a late season rally. I'm channeling my inner Tom Coughlin, and we'll be helmet catching all over you next week bruh.

Sorry, but if we lose this game I'll have to abruptly end your season like the 18-0 Patriots. Considering we play the same two opponents after each other, our game will pretty much determine who sees the postseason.

Couple big weeks worth of matchups.

Alpha division I see as most likely to send one team to the playoffs. Bottoms got a dance with Nuts this week that could set them back, but I don't think it matters much. They have a significant lead in the tiebreaker (isn't it points allowed?) so all they really need to do is win one of the next two games, and it's smooth sailing from there. Phoenix has an easy slate, but I think they need to have an extra game up on the Bottoms to make it.

Odds of Bottoms Upp winning division: 85%

Phoenix is a great team, they're just in a tougher spot right now, and it really sucks to not have total control over your destiny.

Beta is a bit trickier. Both teams in the hunt start out tomorrow with real tricky games against top ten teams. Then they face off the next week to play each other. There's so many ways these can play out. I think the safest guess is that whoever wins the head to head will win the division. BMS has an extra way to screw with the playoffs though. Beating Luelinks may change up the wild card race a bit.

Odds of Deez winning division:60%
Odds of BMS screwing the wild card slot up with a win over Luelinks:30%

Before they played me I wouldn't think they'd stand a chance. But the games they really want to win, they can ball out.

Gamma Division top seed has been all but locked up. LLUA is top seed UNLESS Luelinks wins out AND Alabama upsets LLUA in the last week. The first part is believable, I'm doubting the second part. If LLUA loses to both BMS and LLUA in back to back weeks, they might be sitting out. But my guess is they win one or two of those, and become a really crappy first round draw for someone (probably LLUA)

Chances of LLUA wildcard: 90%

Playoff Games

Round 1
#1 LLUA vs. #4 LUE
#2 Bottoms Upp vs. #3 Deez Nuts

Championship Game
#1 LLUA vs. #2 Bottoms Upp

Season 15 Dachshund League Champions
Bottoms Upp




Just my prediction.

GG LUE LUE. Sim isn't done, but its already over. All these plays that should be for loss aren't racking up. You guys showed me that my defenders are extremely slow.

Every quarter we decided to play like shit, but apparently when the 4th quarter rolls around, everybody suddenly knows how to get to the ball carrier behind the line of scrimmage.

Originally posted by TyDavis315
Every quarter we decided to play like shit, but apparently when the 4th quarter rolls around, everybody suddenly knows how to get to the ball carrier behind the line of scrimmage.

Don't feel bad, we put up 500+ yards on offense but turned the ball over 4 times, twice in the red zone, so we took an L today too. You're still in the running to knock us off the top of our division.

Originally posted by MileHighShoes
Don't feel bad, we put up 500+ yards on offense but turned the ball over 4 times, twice in the red zone, so we took an L today too. You're still in the running to knock us off the top of our division.

We put up 495 yards on offense, with Moran somehow throwing over 400 yards and only one touchdown. We'd start a drive so well and then all of a sudden we're punting the ball. We stop the HB for a while, then he'd get a long ass TD. I would be perfectly fine with this L. But then (running the same exact plays too) at the end of the game everybody wants to catch the ball and take town the ball carrier. I didn't see the point. If the sim had at least blessed us with that at the beginning of the third it could've been a bit closer game.

This next game decides who goes to playoffs Phoenix vs bottoms

Same for bms vs dees