Warrior General Games

Originally posted by whotookmybowtie
Well, you see, I have a low self-esteem and am socially awkward. I struggle making friends and people find me to be strange. My awkwardness makes me look dumber than I am. However, I can get online and feel a false sense of confidence. This lovely barrier where I don't have to see you allows me to feel more sure of myself. Because of this, I feel like I should argue until I have been proven right. I get so few wins in real life, I have to take what I get online.

A retard who knows he's a retard is still a retard.

whoa dude, like, total buzz kill my man.

Originally posted by Gturtle
Are you even in contention?

I mean, is that what this is about, you really want that trophy?

Holy living fuck dude, breathe once in a while.

Obviously someone on the "don't care" team wanted that trophy bad enough to pull some shit to get it. Just love the irony.

Originally posted by Gturtle
No, I want you to justify it form your perspective. I want a list of every agent that the actions of these two teams realistically hurt. These would be the three former leaders in each individual trophy category who have lost their spot to a player on Halifax as a direct result of this most recent game.

That list, would be the individuals who "we hurt"

So it's ok to steal from 3 people or just kill 3 people since it doesn't hurt the mass population?

Yessiree bob, maybe if people from the "we care a lot" camp cared more, they'd win more trophies

Originally posted by datongw
So it's ok to steal from 3 people or just kill 3 people since it doesn't hurt the mass population?

Whoa whoa whoa dude, you're making these fucking analogies that are literally batshit insane. Like, thank god you're not somebody who is actually important because holy fucking shit

I mean you're not as bad as Drago and his "THIS IS AS BAD AS RAPE" but still, that assertion there just makes you look like an idiot.

Originally posted by Gturtle
Originally posted by Sik Wit It

Is Gart willing to testify?

Sorry, I'm operating under the presumption that somehow someway the american justice department got a few of the basics right. Burden of proof being in certain places, etc.

The burden of proof doesn't matter when you're dealing with a piece of shit that everyone knows is a piece of shit.

Originally posted by Gturtle
I mean you're not as bad as Drago and his "THIS IS AS BAD AS RAPE" but still, that assertion there just makes you look like an idiot.

Funny how morons figure out a way to twist words around.

Originally posted by Gturtle
Whoa whoa whoa dude, you're making these fucking analogies that are literally batshit insane. Like, thank god you're not somebody who is actually important because holy fucking shit

That is what you are saying though right? Only the 3 people that would win the trophy gets cheated out, thus is ok, isn't that what you are saying? How about the rest of the players in the WL trying to win that trophy? They don't matter?

I'm not the one calling people out about "caring" for the game while himself cares enough to cheat about it.

Seriously, if you don't care about those trophies, why pull that shit? What did you expect from people when you pull shit like that? You are not even man enough to be a punk. You are the pussy that goes around stealing shit and make all sort of excuses trying to justify your actions.

Originally posted by r87
Fuckin' Neville...


That dude got shat on every day of his goddamn life from step one. Marla Sanger drove his parents completely fucking crazy, and he had to go live with his crippled old grandma. Obviously the kid had serious issues but it doesn't seem like hogwarts has any kind of fucking dedicated counselor to help kids work through emotional and psychological problems, but if you're Harry Goddamn Potter you can waltz in wherever you want and bitch until people help you. Poor fucking neville made to suffer in silence and obscurity using taped-together hand-me-down relics from his parents, who are in an insane asylum, as a constant reminder of what he almost certainly perceives as a failure to help them. Meanwhile, 'Arry fucking potter has to suffer the Immense hardship of living with a fat kid for 10 years before discovering that he's actually super fucking rich and a celebrity. So meanwhile everyone sees neville as some fuckup when the reason he ain't too good at spells is because every time he has to cast one, he's put face to face with an heirloom that reminds him that his father is so crazy that he doesn't even recognize his own son. The only thing he's any good at is herbology, and everyone's like "oh, look, he found his niche" He didn't find his goddamn niche, he found the only realm of study where he isn't bombarded with constant images of his own inadequacy. He can just grow shit in peace and no one will fuck with him.

A couple years pass and they make the DADA club because there's no actual professor, and Neville can start to grow in a proper environment that allows him to actually feel like he's gaining the power that he would have needed to protect his parents, and he becomes a damn fine wizard. Then they get a decent DADA teacher, and harry shuts down the one productive outlet Neville had, sending him back into his spiral

But he finally says "fuck it" And neville, devoid of the sage advice of the most powerful wizard a-fucking-live, with nothing but his own two hands to deal with, steels himself and starts fucking fighting. Hogwarts is under attack by a goddamn evil wizard army and here is harry potter, bitching in a corner and being mopey as hell, and that motherfucker has destiny on his side. Clotho, Atropos, and Lachesis; The only three unde-fucking-niable forces in the entire goddamn universe, who have play over the gods themselves have backed this little shithead with a squiggly line on his face and all he can think to do is go on a goddamn scavenger hunt. Enter Neville "Fuck You, Asshole" Longbottom, practically stepping over the sobbing body of "our hero" to charge out onto the grounds of hogwarts, to what is an almost certain death, displaying unprecedented military genius in stopping the death eaters from killing people, even as he is dragging the wounded to safety.

Even when all shit seems lost, and "our hero" is in a crumpled pile at Snakefucker's feet, Neville tells that asshole to eat shit and shrugs off some bitch-ass spell, pulls a sword out of a fucking hat, and kills a 40 foot fucking magic snake, then, just to top that shit off, he kills a goddamn werewolf.

Harry "Worthless Shithead" Potter, meanwhile, suddenly gains a shitload of confidence when he discovers that all the smartest fucking wizards on earth have been playing him like chess to make it so that he literally cannot lose his fight with Snakeface McAssmouth and suddenly he is the goddamn hero again.

Originally posted by Bushido Zin

That dude got shat on every day of his goddamn life from step one. Marla Sanger drove his parents completely fucking crazy, and he had to go live with his crippled old grandma. Obviously the kid had serious issues but it doesn't seem like hogwarts has any kind of fucking dedicated counselor to help kids work through emotional and psychological problems, but if you're Harry Goddamn Potter you can waltz in wherever you want and bitch until people help you. Poor fucking neville made to suffer in silence and obscurity using taped-together hand-me-down relics from his parents, who are in an insane asylum, as a constant reminder of what he almost certainly perceives as a failure to help them. Meanwhile, 'Arry fucking potter has to suffer the Immense hardship of living with a fat kid for 10 years before discovering that he's actually super fucking rich and a celebrity. So meanwhile everyone sees neville as some fuckup when the reason he ain't too good at spells is because every time he has to cast one, he's put face to face with an heirloom that reminds him that his father is so crazy that he doesn't even recognize his own son. The only thing he's any good at is herbology, and everyone's like "oh, look, he found his niche" He didn't find his goddamn niche, he found the only realm of study where he isn't bombarded with constant images of his own inadequacy. He can just grow shit in peace and no one will fuck with him.

A couple years pass and they make the DADA club because there's no actual professor, and Neville can start to grow in a proper environment that allows him to actually feel like he's gaining the power that he would have needed to protect his parents, and he becomes a damn fine wizard. Then they get a decent DADA teacher, and harry shuts down the one productive outlet Neville had, sending him back into his spiral

But he finally says "fuck it" And neville, devoid of the sage advice of the most powerful wizard a-fucking-live, with nothing but his own two hands to deal with, steels himself and starts fucking fighting. Hogwarts is under attack by a goddamn evil wizard army and here is harry potter, bitching in a corner and being mopey as hell, and that motherfucker has destiny on his side. Clotho, Atropos, and Lachesis; The only three unde-fucking-niable forces in the entire goddamn universe, who have play over the gods themselves have backed this little shithead with a squiggly line on his face and all he can think to do is go on a goddamn scavenger hunt. Enter Neville "Fuck You, Asshole" Longbottom, practically stepping over the sobbing body of "our hero" to charge out onto the grounds of hogwarts, to what is an almost certain death, displaying unprecedented military genius in stopping the death eaters from killing people, even as he is dragging the wounded to safety.

Even when all shit seems lost, and "our hero" is in a crumpled pile at Snakefucker's feet, Neville tells that asshole to eat shit and shrugs off some bitch-ass spell, pulls a sword out of a fucking hat, and kills a 40 foot fucking magic snake, then, just to top that shit off, he kills a goddamn werewolf.

Harry "Worthless Shithead" Potter, meanwhile, suddenly gains a shitload of confidence when he discovers that all the smartest fucking wizards on earth have been playing him like chess to make it so that he literally cannot lose his fight with Snakeface McAssmouth and suddenly he is the goddamn hero again.



this thread is so shitty that this is the best post in it

I found it a little silly that she spent six books making Potter a courageous bad ass, and in the end he kills Voldemort because his wand was fucking Benedict Arnold or some shit.

That post was amazing BZ.