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JKlipp17
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Originally posted by demonicangel
Originally posted by JKlipp17

Originally posted by derek1222


I editted once, and it was simply to add a 4th verse last time.


which makes my point for me... freestyle = cool. grammy winning millionare rappers = cool. this internet rap-off is making both of you guys look like virgins.


lol i cant rap I know I cant. Im just trying to kill time. I love starting arguements.

Im 26 and god damn that would be something since I have two kids and im still a virgin wooohoooaaaa I need to talk to the wife.


do they look anything like me? im popular...
 
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Originally posted by JKlipp17
Originally posted by demonicangel

Originally posted by JKlipp17


Originally posted by derek1222



I editted once, and it was simply to add a 4th verse last time.


which makes my point for me... freestyle = cool. grammy winning millionare rappers = cool. this internet rap-off is making both of you guys look like virgins.


lol i cant rap I know I cant. Im just trying to kill time. I love starting arguements.

Im 26 and god damn that would be something since I have two kids and im still a virgin wooohoooaaaa I need to talk to the wife.


do they look anything like me? im popular...


Well.... I cant really tell. I do know my children have a year around tan And I get sun burnt pretty easily
 
Bob Probert
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hey guys thanks for playing along. i am not some egotistical dick that wants you to write me love letters as suggested by some but i must admit i was bored and looking to try something different with this free agency. that being said i think we are all having fun with this. the final 5 are:
Superman2218
the47x
Wavoka
jrry32
coachviking

the final challenge is to pm me with the reason why bill laimbeer was the best basketball player to ever lace up the sneakers.

i will be leaving until monday to go shark fishing on the coast. i will make the final decision when i get back. thanks again to everyone for playing along. theres like 150 posts in this thread or something so i hope everyone is having as much fun with this as i am.
later!
bob
 
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Originally posted by Bob Probert
hey guys thanks for playing along. i am not some egotistical dick that wants you to write me love letters as suggested by some but i must admit i was bored and looking to try something different with this free agency. that being said i think we are all having fun with this. the final 5 are:
Superman2218
the47x
Wavoka
jrry32
coachviking

the final challenge is to pm me with the reason why bill laimbeer was the best basketball player to ever lace up the sneakers.

i will be leaving until monday to go shark fishing on the coast. i will make the final decision when i get back. thanks again to everyone for playing along. theres like 150 posts in this thread or something so i hope everyone is having as much fun with this as i am.
later!
bob


Yall are spun round his fingers, lookin like some bitches
he got a spell on yall like you tryna sign some witches
he finds it christmas, they gettin played like a fiddle
waited and debated all your time belittled
signed like a consigment riddle a WR running off the line a little
i give time the middle and make a sandwhich
so they eating off my plate but i aint givin up the bandwidth
damn this, kids hot, not the wide-out with these sick loops to jump thru
my Cornerback'd shut em down, any day this punk, who?
nah not him dawg, if i press he wont get off the line
stick-em for a minute, never let em get the ball in time...NOPE
 
oldarmy1
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I'm sorry, who is Bill Laimbeer?
 
coachviking
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BOB I AM UP TO THE THIS ONE NO DOUBT

I don't have to Rap or write a poem about BILL JUST THE FACTS BABY
 
Bob Probert
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Originally posted by oldarmy1
I'm sorry, who is Bill Laimbeer?

google is your friend

 
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Originally posted by Bob Probert
Originally posted by oldarmy1

I'm sorry, who is Bill Laimbeer?

google is your friend



googled his name and it posted: Biggest crybaby player to ever be allowed in the nba. also see - can't play defense? just hack like laimbeer.

i ggiled at google
 
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Originally posted by oldarmy1
Originally posted by Bob Probert

Originally posted by oldarmy1


I'm sorry, who is Bill Laimbeer?

google is your friend



googled his name and it posted: Biggest crybaby player to ever be allowed in the nba. also see - can't play defense? just hack like laimbeer.

i ggiled at google


you must be a bird fan. laimbeer layed him on his ass more than once

 
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Originally posted by Bob Probert
Well let me tell you a little about the man you have named your WR after. A man of conviction. A man of caring and warmth. A man who would help little old ladies...........Wait, what the hell!!!!!

No, the REAL Bill Laimbeer was the toughest, meanest SOB that would be found on the court every night. He was so despised by fans of other teams that freaking Beastie Boys wrote a song about him called "Tough Guy" from their 1994 album Ill Communication. That takes some damn dedication there to instill that much hatred from rival fans.

Let me give you a few other "Did you know's" about the man/myth/legend that is Bill Laimbeer. He shot over 200 3 pointers in his time while running those crazy pick and rolls with Isaiah and Dumars. He is the only player (other than his Detroit teamates) to have a winning record against Larry Bird, Magic Johnson, AND Michael Jordan in his time. The NBA hasn't seen anyone like Bill Laimbeer since that time and there will never be another. Let me ask you, is you guy worthy of the name he carries? Does he play this game like the toughest SOB on the field; diving for catches, blocking the snot out of some DB's, laying out an LB while coming across the middle on a running play?

You want to be wowed by this letter, well I tell you what, join my team and WOW me... Then we'll see if you deserve to be wowed. Bill Laimbeer doesn't need any pansy letter, he shows it on the field, and that is what I would expect from you. No thrills, no frills, just broken limbs and bloody spills to show that he was there. That is what makes you into a man, a myth, a GLB legend. Let me see it from you....




So if the person who sent this is still in the runnings I guess he kinda blew his load already, what is he going to do copy and paste the same thing?
 
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Originally posted by coachviking
Derek (nice spelling) don't take this wrong way but the GLB universe didn't need to Know that you never had any. A little tooooo much info bro.



i agree with the coach! lol.....but congrats on making it so far
 
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Originally posted by Superman2218
Originally posted by Bob Probert

Well let me tell you a little about the man you have named your WR after. A man of conviction. A man of caring and warmth. A man who would help little old ladies...........Wait, what the hell!!!!!

No, the REAL Bill Laimbeer was the toughest, meanest SOB that would be found on the court every night. He was so despised by fans of other teams that freaking Beastie Boys wrote a song about him called "Tough Guy" from their 1994 album Ill Communication. That takes some damn dedication there to instill that much hatred from rival fans.

Let me give you a few other "Did you know's" about the man/myth/legend that is Bill Laimbeer. He shot over 200 3 pointers in his time while running those crazy pick and rolls with Isaiah and Dumars. He is the only player (other than his Detroit teamates) to have a winning record against Larry Bird, Magic Johnson, AND Michael Jordan in his time. The NBA hasn't seen anyone like Bill Laimbeer since that time and there will never be another. Let me ask you, is you guy worthy of the name he carries? Does he play this game like the toughest SOB on the field; diving for catches, blocking the snot out of some DB's, laying out an LB while coming across the middle on a running play?

You want to be wowed by this letter, well I tell you what, join my team and WOW me... Then we'll see if you deserve to be wowed. Bill Laimbeer doesn't need any pansy letter, he shows it on the field, and that is what I would expect from you. No thrills, no frills, just broken limbs and bloody spills to show that he was there. That is what makes you into a man, a myth, a GLB legend. Let me see it from you....




So if the person who sent this is still in the runnings I guess he kinda blew his load already, what is he going to do copy and paste the same thing?


I want to read what was sent this round. Nothing can be funnier than the darwin awards.
 
the47x
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I'm in the runnings and I don't even have my team yet, son!
 
JKlipp17
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conspiracy...
 
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All of you are going to lose, my letter was amazing!
 
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