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Yo! While you are having fun with your cute little playoffs. Tanzania and MaRAWK!!o have instituted house rules for the next game.

Rule 1: No offensive players on offense and no defensive players on defense.

I think that is the only rule so far, but we may be open to other rules if they sound fun. Did I miss any rules? Help a brother out Tanzania. Getting people to attend these exhibition games is hard work. We are husslin!

lol that game should be epic.

You forget no Kicker/Punter under 300lbs!

I've also told my guys their will be no KR/PR under about 240 lbs to show the fat boys a bit more love.... so it's up to them to be the first one to post on our message boards and get first pick on what position they want to play... basically rewarding our active forum guys most of all.

We're also actively trying to put any glory hound positions in their place! Our QB's will be tasting the dirt of the double team by playing the Nose Tackle Position!

All that being said.... YOU GOING DOWN MaRAWK!! o

Fear Tanzania*

Originally posted by smallbugger
You forget no Kicker/Punter under 300lbs!

I've also told my guys their will be no KR/PR under about 240 lbs to show the fat boys a bit more love.... so it's up to them to be the first one to post on our message boards and get first pick on what they want to play.

We're also actively trying to put any glory hound positions in their place! Our QB's will be tasting the dirt of the double team by playing the Nose Tackle Position!

All that being said.... YOU GOING DOWN MaRAWK!! o

Fear Tanzania*


I really have to see this. Pure genius!

Whos going to play QB?

The greatest Kicker in the world at warming a BENCH! Ruffled Feathers will be getting the start at QB for us!

Fear Tanzania*

I love this! haha

lol

Originally posted by BillSaidSux
Yo! While you are having fun with your cute little playoffs. Tanzania and MaRAWK!!o have instituted house rules for the next game.

Rule 1: No offensive players on offense and no defensive players on defense.

I think that is the only rule so far, but we may be open to other rules if they sound fun. Did I miss any rules? Help a brother out Tanzania. Getting people to attend these exhibition games is hard work. We are husslin!

Sweet, we did that against.......uh Lima I think last scrim of the year. Was SO MUCH FUN!

Originally posted by chriscuster
Sweet, we did that against.......uh Lima I think last scrim of the year. Was SO MUCH FUN!


Yep, Freddie Mitchell was 8/16 with a TD and no INTs at QB and he had a few tackles and PDs on defense.

I would like to see a match were the same 11 guys play the whole game; offense, defense, and also special teams with no backups.

Originally posted by thakh
I would like to see a match were the same 11 guys play the whole game; offense, defense, and also special teams with no backups.

That would be good... not sure how to appease the guys left out though.... but yeh I'd love to see a "all star 11" match type deal

Originally posted by FredEx
Originally posted by chriscuster

Sweet, we did that against.......uh Lima I think last scrim of the year. Was SO MUCH FUN!


Yep, Freddie Mitchell was 8/16 with a TD and no INTs at QB and he had a few tackles and PDs on defense.

3 catches for 75 and 2 TD's at WR, 2/2 XP's, and 3 tackles and a PD at S!

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=77388

my LB had 3 rushes in that game, all for losses.

Ruffled Feather is ready to ruffle some feathers and to prove to smallbugger that kickers rule!! He's just upset that Favre Wannabe has to kneel in reverence every time he holds for him!! He wouldn't miss a kick if he Wannabe could just get the hold right.
I see 300 yards and 4 scores in his future, in the first quarter!!

Fear Tanzania*
But most of all...FEAR THE KICKER!!!

SPECIAL REPORT
Tanzania is CHEATING!

Reports are already out that Tanzania having just created the 300lbs kicker rule has given their punter to job a light weight of officially only 297 lbs!

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Tanzania's official response:

Having seen these reports we can assure you that those weight reports are from several seasons ago and having just opened our first McDonald's during season 3 in Tanzania... we are actually worried about the fact that much of our team is pushing 300-400 lbs which might be part of the reason for our sometimes sluggish field performances in some games. In conclusion we'd love to reweigh Big Ricky to set the record straight, but Ricky's gut is too large to fit on any normal scale. We are hoping to bring in an "elephant scale" in the near future so we can update our players stats.

We will also be looking for an appropriate updated photo to this on his profile as it was made well before the new developments within Tanzania
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=511000

PS: Fear Tanzania*