The LumberJacks have set aside a small portion of our Ballin-Ass Budget to create and maintain wall-sized team portrait in the A7 League Office. We realize we're like that friend that comes over for Thanksgiving, eats all your stuffing, and then clogs up your downstairs toilet before leaving....so we want to leave you with something to remember us by that'll last a lil longer than that turkey dump.
We're even gonna make it where the eyes of every player is cut out and recessed a lil bit....you know, so they follow you around the room. The Jacks just want you all to know that even though we'll be bendin folks over in another league, we will always look back on the A7 and get a semi goin every time we remember how we ass-raped all of your beloved teams.
For the playoffs, we have worked out a deal with all your local CVS Stores. The good folks there have agreed to run a special on KY for you guys that you don't wanna miss out on. For every 2 bottles you buy, they're gonna throw in a big bag of ice and some ruby-red lipstick. How sweet of them.
CB Dunfuckwit Gilligan
DoBI
Austin LumberJacks
We're even gonna make it where the eyes of every player is cut out and recessed a lil bit....you know, so they follow you around the room. The Jacks just want you all to know that even though we'll be bendin folks over in another league, we will always look back on the A7 and get a semi goin every time we remember how we ass-raped all of your beloved teams.
For the playoffs, we have worked out a deal with all your local CVS Stores. The good folks there have agreed to run a special on KY for you guys that you don't wanna miss out on. For every 2 bottles you buy, they're gonna throw in a big bag of ice and some ruby-red lipstick. How sweet of them.
CB Dunfuckwit Gilligan
DoBI
Austin LumberJacks
