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Most Prolific Offense Award:
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Most Prolific Passing Award:
Stuttgart Blitzkrieg
Homer pick

This dynamic passing offense speaks for itself. "NV Brocklin to Deon Long for the touch" is the mantra heard from the Public Address announcers league wide this season. I have not even mentioned the other 2 Krieg receivers in the top 5 TDs individually this season yet so I will now: Sir Cliff Branch and the silent, but deadly, Mr. Hummer Johnson. Hik, Couchpotatoe and the "boss" Steelraptors have really put together a juggernaut.


Most Prolific Rushing Award:
Cosa Nostra Hitmen

Firmly placed in the log jam at the top of the league team rushing stats, this team had 3 1,000 yard Half Backs. That easily gives them the deepest backfield. With all of them signed for several seasons (of course 2 owned by Ragu). Not one of the HBs appear on the individual league rushing leaders but no team has such a dynamic tandem strait to the bottom the depth chart.

Most Prolific Defense Award:
Frankfurt Funky Monkeys

What can be said about this squad that numbers don't say already. They have given up 10.1 average points a game while battling Zeta's powerful offenses. They held the much hyped Spartan's Offense to their lowest point output of the season by 11 points. Don't think for a second that the Monkey's Offense just kept the D off the field because the Monk's D was tasked with an average of 84.1 plays a game. That puts them in the top 10 of the league in D plays a game. The Monkeys are lead by their secondary, arguably the best in the league. With 3 of the teams top performers lining up in the secondary; Riley, Elias and RJ Death. Between the three of them they have 193 TKLS with only 19 missed all season. The two DE's, Impact! and Meredith, have 9 sacks and 17 hurries on the season. As a whole this squad is dynamic and the best in the league.

Most Interesting Personality Award:
Ambrose

Is there a contest here? I think not. Love the guy, hate the guy. Ambrose is passionate, crass and bold. EE A #4 would not be the same without him. Cheers sir.

Most Irrelevant, Insignificant and Impotent Award:
Berlin *Fake* Blitzkrieg
Homer pick
ynvslam, all thier gm's and any agents that voted on that name change.

What can be said here that is not screamed loudly from the name of team. They are kinda like the Clippers, if only the Clippers changed their name to say......the Lakers.

These are all opinions of the poster and do note reflect the view of GLB, Bort or any free thinking person on the planet.

Cheers!
Great Season EE A #4.
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Spanky216
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Nice write up crockrh...

Ambrose made the forums fun for me... he by far was the main reason to keep me coming back to read them... just never knew what he was going to say... worth the price of admission... It also helps to have the team to back up his words...

I would say, see you in the finals Ambrose, but you have us losing in the first round...

Good Luck to all teams in the playoffs...
 
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rofl, I didn't vote for the name change.....only another week or two until we change it again
 
Ambrose
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change it to 8======D
Last edited Sep 1, 2008 20:07:51
 
jmt7
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I was thinking Pelopennese Hitmen or Stuttgart Funky Monkeys
 
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Coney Island Whitefish!
 
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Nice jobs. Stuff like this always adds more to the forum
 


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