Welcome to week 16, our favorite week of the regular season, where trash talking is at it's finest and the two conferences battle it out to see who is really tops.
Last year Zeta was pretty sure they were far superior to Alpha, but the games ended in a 8-8 draw.
This year Zeta still thinks highly of itself, but also grudgingly accepts that the Alpha teams have not only kept pace but have gotten better than the year before.
We all know SEA AA#1 is the best league, but who is the best conference? After these 16 matches are played, we'll see who is bragging and who is weeping. I predict Alpha triumphs by a slight margin, taking 9 of the contests to Zeta's 7.
Game on!
Singapore Flames at Sumatra Swarm:
- The Flames are a solid team, one of Zeta's elite, but are they hot enough to hold off Alpha's best? Singapore fails to ignite.
SWARM by 13
Bangkok Blue Demons at Algeria Addiction:
- The Blue Demons are a great team, solid on both sides of the ball. But it will take everything they have to beat the Addiction. Take my advice, go to rehab, you ain't going to kick this on your own.
ADDICTION by 9
Krungthep Garudas at Thailand Cheap Toys:
- The Cheap Toys are a good team, and no doubt would be a contender in one of the softer AA leagues. They play tough and make a fight out of it, but the Garudas are just too much to overcome.
GARUDAS by 7
The Elephant Riders at Padang Lighting:
- Both of these teams are good enough to win it all, and they are determined to belabor that point as they tear each other apart this week. Padang is very dangerous, but have lost a little steam since the ownership change, and the Riders are able to pull out a close victory.
ELEPHANT RIDERS by 3
Hong Kong Hustlers at Ho Chi Minh Hookers:
- The Hookers turn tricks for a living, but after getting bitch slapped by the Hustlers, they learn the difference between pimp and ho.
HUSTLERS by 14
Mongolian Horde at San Fran Gold Rush:
- San Fran rushes to defend it's home turf against the Mongolian invasion, but find the Horde's multitudes too many to turn back. San Fran battles with determination, but fall away late in the game.
HORDE by 6
SBI Waves at Hiroshima Radiation:
- The boys from SBI, bend over and say "thank you sir, may I have another" as Hiroshima waves to them, while nuking them from orbit.
RADIATION by 21
Salford Storm at Thung Yai Tigers:
- The Tigers run for shelter as the Storm from Salford pounds the living hell out of them. Claws and teeth do very little against lightning and pouring rain.
STORM by 17
Columbus Black Knights at Sault Ste Marie Metalheads:
- Columbus will be Knights in blood red satin after the Metalheads get through with them. The Knights retreat, clutching their ringing helmets in agony the whole way home.
METALHEADS by 24
Phuket Water Dragons at Xi'an Xplosivo:
- Xian plans a leisurely day fishing - with dynamite. The shock waves carry, and leave the Dragons with little chances of survival.
XPLOSIVO by 18
Hagatna Dogs at Manila Envelopes:
- Postal workers have never gotten along well with canines, and the mutts from Hagatna aim to show Manila why. A close, brutal fight here, but the Dogs chase them off the lawn.
DOGS by 3
Davao Destructobots at Cambodia Mountain Men:
- The Cambodians run to the hills as the 'bots rampage through the countryside destroying all they see. Mountain Men are quick to rebuild, and we'll see a much more cohesive team next year.
DESTRUCTOBOTS by 21
Jakarta Jackhammers at Pontianak Firebirds:
- The gutted Jackhammers should rename their team, Santa's Sack, because they bring the gift of victory to every team they face. The Firebirds are happy to oblige them.
FIREBIRDS by 35
Manila Cyberballers at Yamato Spirit:
- The Cyberballers roll easily to their fourth win of the season with a dominating display against the downtrodden Spirit.
CYBERBALLERS by 30
Phnom Penh Samurai at Garut Fire Horses:
- The Samurai get kicked in the head by the Fire Horses, who trample them easily in this lopsided win.
FIRE HORSES by 35
Maldives Munching Moles at Rolla Miners:
- The ever-improving Moles show the Miners who's more at home underground. Miners leave before coming anywhere close to striking pay dirt.
MUNCHING MOLES by 18
Last year Zeta was pretty sure they were far superior to Alpha, but the games ended in a 8-8 draw.
This year Zeta still thinks highly of itself, but also grudgingly accepts that the Alpha teams have not only kept pace but have gotten better than the year before.
We all know SEA AA#1 is the best league, but who is the best conference? After these 16 matches are played, we'll see who is bragging and who is weeping. I predict Alpha triumphs by a slight margin, taking 9 of the contests to Zeta's 7.
Game on!
Singapore Flames at Sumatra Swarm:
- The Flames are a solid team, one of Zeta's elite, but are they hot enough to hold off Alpha's best? Singapore fails to ignite.
SWARM by 13
Bangkok Blue Demons at Algeria Addiction:
- The Blue Demons are a great team, solid on both sides of the ball. But it will take everything they have to beat the Addiction. Take my advice, go to rehab, you ain't going to kick this on your own.
ADDICTION by 9
Krungthep Garudas at Thailand Cheap Toys:
- The Cheap Toys are a good team, and no doubt would be a contender in one of the softer AA leagues. They play tough and make a fight out of it, but the Garudas are just too much to overcome.
GARUDAS by 7
The Elephant Riders at Padang Lighting:
- Both of these teams are good enough to win it all, and they are determined to belabor that point as they tear each other apart this week. Padang is very dangerous, but have lost a little steam since the ownership change, and the Riders are able to pull out a close victory.
ELEPHANT RIDERS by 3
Hong Kong Hustlers at Ho Chi Minh Hookers:
- The Hookers turn tricks for a living, but after getting bitch slapped by the Hustlers, they learn the difference between pimp and ho.
HUSTLERS by 14
Mongolian Horde at San Fran Gold Rush:
- San Fran rushes to defend it's home turf against the Mongolian invasion, but find the Horde's multitudes too many to turn back. San Fran battles with determination, but fall away late in the game.
HORDE by 6
SBI Waves at Hiroshima Radiation:
- The boys from SBI, bend over and say "thank you sir, may I have another" as Hiroshima waves to them, while nuking them from orbit.
RADIATION by 21
Salford Storm at Thung Yai Tigers:
- The Tigers run for shelter as the Storm from Salford pounds the living hell out of them. Claws and teeth do very little against lightning and pouring rain.
STORM by 17
Columbus Black Knights at Sault Ste Marie Metalheads:
- Columbus will be Knights in blood red satin after the Metalheads get through with them. The Knights retreat, clutching their ringing helmets in agony the whole way home.
METALHEADS by 24
Phuket Water Dragons at Xi'an Xplosivo:
- Xian plans a leisurely day fishing - with dynamite. The shock waves carry, and leave the Dragons with little chances of survival.
XPLOSIVO by 18
Hagatna Dogs at Manila Envelopes:
- Postal workers have never gotten along well with canines, and the mutts from Hagatna aim to show Manila why. A close, brutal fight here, but the Dogs chase them off the lawn.
DOGS by 3
Davao Destructobots at Cambodia Mountain Men:
- The Cambodians run to the hills as the 'bots rampage through the countryside destroying all they see. Mountain Men are quick to rebuild, and we'll see a much more cohesive team next year.
DESTRUCTOBOTS by 21
Jakarta Jackhammers at Pontianak Firebirds:
- The gutted Jackhammers should rename their team, Santa's Sack, because they bring the gift of victory to every team they face. The Firebirds are happy to oblige them.
FIREBIRDS by 35
Manila Cyberballers at Yamato Spirit:
- The Cyberballers roll easily to their fourth win of the season with a dominating display against the downtrodden Spirit.
CYBERBALLERS by 30
Phnom Penh Samurai at Garut Fire Horses:
- The Samurai get kicked in the head by the Fire Horses, who trample them easily in this lopsided win.
FIRE HORSES by 35
Maldives Munching Moles at Rolla Miners:
- The ever-improving Moles show the Miners who's more at home underground. Miners leave before coming anywhere close to striking pay dirt.
MUNCHING MOLES by 18
