Warrior General Games

Here we go, first the east. These will be quick and dirty.

Icestorm/Nashville - Nashville is overwhelmed by the stronger team and has no f-ing chance here...btw Vermont pays me to stroke their egos in this column and that was a factor in my pick.

the Brah/Marauders - game of the week. I'm going to take the upset and pick the Marauders. They're on a role, appear to be figuring some things out to get the most efficient game out of their team and muster up the plan to win this one. The Brah can use my now patented line "good game, but we didn't game plan" excuse for a nominal charge of $65 after this one.

Rhode Island/Georgia - This will be a bigger spanking than the last time onepeat had sex with his "cool" auntie. Rhode Island by a bunch.

Reamstown/Highwaymen - the bye week falls for the Ramrods this week.

NY/Bowdoin - The Strikers have been a bit fickle at times this season, but I think they have enough to put away Bowdoin.

Manhattan/Grizz - The Massacre are in a position where every game is like a playoff game for them. They have more than enough talent to put away the Grizz. Their only enemy in this game will be themselves and if they out-think themselves in making their plan. I don't see that scenario happening, so I'll take the Massacre.

Destin/Detroit - Detroit is one of those teams that is just better than their record shows. They should win this game but it will likely be closer than they'd like.

Cleveland/Baltimore - Titans going toe-to-toe under the lights in our feature game. Cleveland by 24.

Now the West.

Putnam/Lemurs - This one is going to be a solid battle. All playoff teams in the west will be watching this one. It's too close to call. Is that a cop-out? Okay, if that's a cop out then I'll take the Lemurs. But this one could be played 50 times and probably end up with a 25/25 split.

Phoenix/Austin - Austin is another of those teams that is sitting way lower in the standings than they should be. While on paper they should win this by about 14, the reality is I'll give them the nod by 3 because they're just not playing up to their talent level.

Florida/Orlando - I'll give the Freeballers a win by 7.

Vegas/Green Bay - Vegas baby Vegas! No way they lose this. My lock of the week.

Sharks/Crunches - The Sharks have had some tough losses of late ruining a promising season...but they get to take out their frustrations on the Crunches and give a major beating like Enoch takes out his sexual frustrations with a copy of Plumpers and box of kleenex.

Oakland/Tucson - We'll take the Plunderererers in a game of also-rans.

Seatlle/Indiana - The Cru are another of those teams that had the season get away on them and are now pretty much out of the playoff hunt but will relish the chance to bring the wood to Indiana in a beat down.

Waller/Shriners - Waller is undefeated for a reason...they're good. I don't pick my own teams games but it will take a lot for us to win. That's why I'm hoping the Lemurs can beat Putnam, so at least we can stay tied for 2nd...

For some reason this has turned into a rebuild year for the Cru. And if it hasn't it should.

Waller/Shrines - With the Shriners down by 6 with a minute o nine left, they're staring at the opposing goal line 36 yards away. It's 4th and 3rd, but they're going to go for it. Wala lines up in a 4 man out shotgun formation. Bug Eyes snaps the ball, but it's wide! Seth Hinrichs jumps to the left to catch it, and immediately starts panicking as he sees a huge blitz coming down at him. He winds back, and lobs the ball with a prayer.

All of a sudden, a faint but growing voice begins to bellow, "FOORRRRR SPAAAAAARTTAAAAAA!"

Wayne Rooney from the Orlando Moon Doggies is running onto the field. The ball is sailing through the air! Podn Odn is backpedaling to follow the path of the ball, and his marked man trips! The interception is his! If he can just catch the ball, the game will be over and Waller can run the clock for the win!

"SPAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAAAA!"

Suddenly Odn gets punched right in the teeth by Wayne Rooney, who jumps 12 feet into the air and miraculously catches the ball. He starts running towards the goal line, bowling over Gareth Enoch who was staring stupidly at what just happened. He's at the 20! The 10! TOUCH DOWN!!!!!

Wala and Waller both are standing on the field with their jaws dropped, as Rooney runs out of the stadium with the football, continuing his war cry.

Wala wins by 1.

Originally posted by avalon
Waller/Shrines - With the Shriners down by 6 with a minute o nine left, they're staring at the opposing goal line 36 yards away. It's 4th and 3rd, but they're going to go for it. Wala lines up in a 4 man out shotgun formation. Bug Eyes snaps the ball, but it's wide! Seth Hinrichs jumps to the left to catch it, and immediately starts panicking as he sees a huge blitz coming down at him. He winds back, and lobs the ball with a prayer.

All of a sudden, a faint but growing voice begins to bellow, "FOORRRRR SPAAAAAARTTAAAAAA!"

Wayne Rooney from the Orlando Moon Doggies is running onto the field. The ball is sailing through the air! Podn Odn is backpedaling to follow the path of the ball, and his marked man trips! The interception is his! If he can just catch the ball, the game will be over and Waller can run the clock for the win!

"SPAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAAAA!"

Suddenly Odn gets punched right in the teeth by Wayne Rooney, who jumps 12 feet into the air and miraculously catches the ball. He starts running towards the goal line, bowling over Gareth Enoch who was staring stupidly at what just happened. He's at the 20! The 10! TOUCH DOWN!!!!!

Wala and Waller both are standing on the field with their jaws dropped, as Rooney runs out of the stadium with the football, continuing his war cry.

Wala wins by 1.

37-35 Waller.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDW0ZnZxjn4

Thanks for picking us over the Brah, griz! Your kickback fee is in the mail!

damn you griz, damn you to hell!!!

good game crimson!

Originally posted by griz


Icestorm/Nashville - Nashville is overwhelmed by the stronger team and has no f-ing chance here...btw Vermont pays me to stroke their egos in this column and that was a factor in my pick.



Thanks for the bulletin board material Griz <3

GG Putnam. I definately don't want to face you guys again, I had to gameplan my ass off to get that win.

Good luck the rest of the year.

Originally posted by Buzzkill
Originally posted by griz



Icestorm/Nashville - Nashville is overwhelmed by the stronger team and has no f-ing chance here...btw Vermont pays me to stroke their egos in this column and that was a factor in my pick.



Thanks for the bulletin board material Griz <3





yeah, I should give our team some of that bulletin board material. We got spanked bad by Waller....yeah the score was close...but they dragged us out of the backseat of the car by the hair and beat us down.

Good game to Waller.

Originally posted by griz

Destin/Detroit - Detroit is one of those teams that is just better than their record shows. They should win this game but it will likely be closer than they'd like.


That was one helluva game! PIMPS tied the score with a TD at :01 second remaining, and won in OT on the leg of Nev Harrison. It was redeeming moment for Harrison, who earlier in the game, missed three other FG attempts. Harrison was 3 for 6 in FG for the game, but made the ones that counted!

Things didn't look good in the 1st Q when the Destroyers marched right down the field on their opening possession, and easily scored the first TD. Detroit's kicker missed the PAT, and then the PIMPS drove down for a 37 yd FG attempt, and missed. Two missed kicks in a row. Harrison missed his 2nd FG attempt the next drive. After that the PIMPS defense stood up in a big way.

That Detroit is TOUGH looking on paper, and barely lost to Da NOLA which is a tough playoff team. I knew we'd be in for a battle this game, and was surprised by the W.. especially one so closely fought! Good game Detroit, and now the PIMPS go to Manhattan for another tough game on the schedule.

PIMPS UP hoes down

Great Game Walla Walla!

Good fun, the Int returned for a touchdown was a big difference maker

Originally posted by avalon
Waller/Shrines - With the Shriners down by 6 with a minute o nine left, they're staring at the opposing goal line 36 yards away. It's 4th and 3rd, but they're going to go for it. Wala lines up in a 4 man out shotgun formation. Bug Eyes snaps the ball, but it's wide! Seth Hinrichs jumps to the left to catch it, and immediately starts panicking as he sees a huge blitz coming down at him. He winds back, and lobs the ball with a prayer.

All of a sudden, a faint but growing voice begins to bellow, "FOORRRRR SPAAAAAARTTAAAAAA!"

Wayne Rooney from the Orlando Moon Doggies is running onto the field. The ball is sailing through the air! Podn Odn is backpedaling to follow the path of the ball, and his marked man trips! The interception is his! If he can just catch the ball, the game will be over and Waller can run the clock for the win!

"SPAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAAAA!"

Suddenly Odn gets punched right in the teeth by Wayne Rooney, who jumps 12 feet into the air and miraculously catches the ball. He starts running towards the goal line, bowling over Gareth Enoch who was staring stupidly at what just happened. He's at the 20! The 10! TOUCH DOWN!!!!!

Wala and Waller both are standing on the field with their jaws dropped, as Rooney runs out of the stadium with the football, continuing his war cry.

Wala wins by 1.

Awesome Orlando, The Cescc Fabregas Passing attack means you are never out of any game!!!

Originally posted by griz
Now the West.

Sharks/Crunches - The Sharks have had some tough losses of late ruining a promising season...but they get to take out their frustrations on the Crunches and give a major beating like Enoch takes out his sexual frustrations with a copy of Plumpers and box of kleenex.


Sad, but true. The Sharks were hoping for a much more promising and better season; however they can still turn it around and try to finish 9-7, like last season, but will be tough.

Hey griz you were WRONGGG!!!!!

We only lost by 6!