Sorry I missed a week <_< I have a knack for being lazy especially when I sleep all day and stay up all night. Anyway, let's get to the good stuff.
USA A4 West Predictions
Pewntenheimer Pewnts vs Hammond Bayou Bengals
Game of the season here, and all of the west are gonna want to know the results. I would call this for the Pewnts but the projector says there will be some major upsets today, with this being one of them. Bengals edge out over the unboosted Pewnts 23-29.
Twin Cities Wildcats vs Tampa Bay Greyhounds
The second of the two upsets. Regardless though, I gotta say I don't think there's any way TC will lose. But yeah, as mention, the projector disagrees with me, calling this one for the Greyhounds 18-16.
LUElinks LUEshies vs Auckland Raiders
While LL may be a bit above the Raiders, there is of course a chance that they could fight for this one, and I imagine that after our past few games, they'll give us a run for our money. Ultimately though, LL wins, yayformeagainstbitchasoaklandbasedteam<_<, 32-25.
Austin Alcoholics vs Kingston Sidewinders
I hate saying "easy one here" for these types of games, I'm probably offending and/or hurting the spirit of these teams <_< However, easy one here for the Alcoholics, winning 40-16
San Diego Bolts vs Mudville Bomers
>_> yeah I'm too lazy to write filler for this one. Bolts get it 52-7.
Farkistan Squirrels vs Hattiesburg Hangovers
The Battle of the Playoff Hopefuls. This is probably the decider for the west's last spot and it could be very hard fought. But being that the Hangovers have had some major troubles this season, Fark is the frontrunner for this one 35-16.
Houston Cougars vs Texas Bigga Bois
to be honest I'd expect Cougars to win here, in the battle of 2-6, however the projector says differently and the Bigga Bois sit on the cougars, smothering a close 26-24 win.
Laredo Lesbians vs Gotham Crusaders
Despite my loss of respect for Laredo, I still gotta say that they've improved much and will likely easily take this one. Projector says it's close for Laredo, "cutting" down the crusaders 22-14.
USA A4 East Predictions
Pittsburgh Steel vs Baton Rouge Bayou Bengals
It's not unreasonable to think the Steel will go undefeated for the rest of this year, making Baton Rouge just another obstacle on their road to the top. Steel take it 27-6.
Niagra Rapids vs Mascots
With the Mascots not in any real danger of relegation, this is just another filler game for the Rapids' record. Mascots drown 64-7.
The Fighting Farvas vs Thundertown Brawlers
Same as SD vs Mudville. Meh. Farvas fighting technique will obviously be superior to the reckless Brawlers, winning...126-6 >_> No, but yeah they'll dominate. if you actually score that much though I'll eat a cookie or something.
New York Grizzlies vs Murfreesboro Taints
Never know what could happen with this conference, and with a Taints home playoff spot on the line, they'll be fighting. If they take it, it'll be interesting that they'll likely have a rematch immediately in the playoffs. Grizz takes it though, 24-18.
Beaver City Crabs vs San Diego Sabercats
While I may have said you can never know what happens here, I may have been just a tad bit off on that one. Crab Rush, kekekeke, 78-9.
Tupelo Kings vs Twin City Cobras
One of the most inconsistent teams in the East, and it seems any game could go any way at any time <_< Logically though, Tupelo should take this one 49-15.
Chicago Wolves vs Funkis Town Virus
Interesting one here, playoff battle. Wolves seem to have rebounded from their rough start while Funkis has done the opposite, so the outcome of this is hard to say. Good thing I have this nifty thing, which says Wolves barely edge it out 18-16. Temporary ebola or something, not pretty.
KingsTalk Angerswords vs Clemson Gamecock Kickers
So far Clemson hasn't shown any ability to really pull some hattricks, so Angerswords easily pull this one out 51-10.
Enjoy, please. You better.
USA A4 West Predictions
Pewntenheimer Pewnts vs Hammond Bayou Bengals
Game of the season here, and all of the west are gonna want to know the results. I would call this for the Pewnts but the projector says there will be some major upsets today, with this being one of them. Bengals edge out over the unboosted Pewnts 23-29.
Twin Cities Wildcats vs Tampa Bay Greyhounds
The second of the two upsets. Regardless though, I gotta say I don't think there's any way TC will lose. But yeah, as mention, the projector disagrees with me, calling this one for the Greyhounds 18-16.
LUElinks LUEshies vs Auckland Raiders
While LL may be a bit above the Raiders, there is of course a chance that they could fight for this one, and I imagine that after our past few games, they'll give us a run for our money. Ultimately though, LL wins, yayformeagainstbitchasoaklandbasedteam<_<, 32-25.
Austin Alcoholics vs Kingston Sidewinders
I hate saying "easy one here" for these types of games, I'm probably offending and/or hurting the spirit of these teams <_< However, easy one here for the Alcoholics, winning 40-16
San Diego Bolts vs Mudville Bomers
>_> yeah I'm too lazy to write filler for this one. Bolts get it 52-7.
Farkistan Squirrels vs Hattiesburg Hangovers
The Battle of the Playoff Hopefuls. This is probably the decider for the west's last spot and it could be very hard fought. But being that the Hangovers have had some major troubles this season, Fark is the frontrunner for this one 35-16.
Houston Cougars vs Texas Bigga Bois
to be honest I'd expect Cougars to win here, in the battle of 2-6, however the projector says differently and the Bigga Bois sit on the cougars, smothering a close 26-24 win.
Laredo Lesbians vs Gotham Crusaders
Despite my loss of respect for Laredo, I still gotta say that they've improved much and will likely easily take this one. Projector says it's close for Laredo, "cutting" down the crusaders 22-14.
USA A4 East Predictions
Pittsburgh Steel vs Baton Rouge Bayou Bengals
It's not unreasonable to think the Steel will go undefeated for the rest of this year, making Baton Rouge just another obstacle on their road to the top. Steel take it 27-6.
Niagra Rapids vs Mascots
With the Mascots not in any real danger of relegation, this is just another filler game for the Rapids' record. Mascots drown 64-7.
The Fighting Farvas vs Thundertown Brawlers
Same as SD vs Mudville. Meh. Farvas fighting technique will obviously be superior to the reckless Brawlers, winning...126-6 >_> No, but yeah they'll dominate. if you actually score that much though I'll eat a cookie or something.
New York Grizzlies vs Murfreesboro Taints
Never know what could happen with this conference, and with a Taints home playoff spot on the line, they'll be fighting. If they take it, it'll be interesting that they'll likely have a rematch immediately in the playoffs. Grizz takes it though, 24-18.
Beaver City Crabs vs San Diego Sabercats
While I may have said you can never know what happens here, I may have been just a tad bit off on that one. Crab Rush, kekekeke, 78-9.
Tupelo Kings vs Twin City Cobras
One of the most inconsistent teams in the East, and it seems any game could go any way at any time <_< Logically though, Tupelo should take this one 49-15.
Chicago Wolves vs Funkis Town Virus
Interesting one here, playoff battle. Wolves seem to have rebounded from their rough start while Funkis has done the opposite, so the outcome of this is hard to say. Good thing I have this nifty thing, which says Wolves barely edge it out 18-16. Temporary ebola or something, not pretty.
KingsTalk Angerswords vs Clemson Gamecock Kickers
So far Clemson hasn't shown any ability to really pull some hattricks, so Angerswords easily pull this one out 51-10.
Enjoy, please. You better.
Last edited Aug 21, 2008 12:04:00
start predicting we win please
