Warrior General Games

Intrepid Floozy Nancy Andrews: Coach, you gave up 14 fourth quarter points to lose to The Lightning today 14-17. Including a turnover with 1:47 left in the game that they were able to turn into the final points.

Coach BSS: Today we took the field and played well. The Lightning are a strong matchup for us and we knew we would have a FIGHT on our hands. We weren't surprised by them because we knew who they were. The Lightning are who we thought they were.

<Coach glares at the assembled press>

We played these guys last year and we know who they are.

<Glaring, but even harder now>

They are who we thought they were.

<short pause complete with crazy in the eyes!>

THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!!!!!!!!

<Steam coming out of ears and blood streaming from the tear ducts>

THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!!!!!!

<Coach starts counting backwards from a million to calm down>

And let me say something else.... Our QB threw a pick late in the game and I'm sure tomorrow there is going to be another article in the paper about him that is full of lies. Well...IF YOU WANT TO GO AFTER ONE OF MY ATHLETES, YOU GO AFTER ME. I'M A 4O0 YEAR OLD VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT A MAN!!!! I'M IMMORTAL!!!!!!!!

<coach makes eye contact with each member of the press>

You just think about that when you write your next article. Nancy - don't bother coming over tonight, I'm gonna be busy until sun rise.

<Coach start to float out of the room, but just says screw it and turns into a bat and flies out>

lmao, great compilation and modification of some of the best press conferences ever!

Who do you think we are?

In a press release today QB Guns McCloed's mother jumped into the fray defending her son....

"So he's a little slow and can't recognize the difference between double and single coverage. He is my little boy and he is only 2 seasons old. That coach had no business going off like that. Embarassing him and all."

On a related note still no response on why after air mailing approx 8,000,000 passes into the seats of royal stadium and later boone pickens stadium bobby reid.... I mean Guns McCloed was surprised he was pulled from the game.

interesting to say the least

Originally posted by sndhillshntr
Who do you think we are?


D3's new team.

Originally posted by BillSaidSux
Originally posted by sndhillshntr

Who do you think we are?


D3's new team.


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