Well, the universe of AA#4 Elephant is still out of whack after last week. I anticipated things finally settling down as levels continued to grow and the seemingly front loaded schedule backed off a bit... was I ever wrong.
Egypt unexpectedly got bounced by the Freetown Jayhawks (although, I believe Egypt's in for a few more considering their early opponents - sorry Sniper!) and Algeria finally climbed out of the basement. Okay, Algeria made it off the floor of the basement at least, while P-Town found their all too familiar spot. Nigerian, one of the surprises of the Elephant Conference, nearly knocked off a shaky Casablanca team as Madagascar climbed back into the playoff hunt at 5-4. I'll leave out any Congo comments since I wouldn't want to hurt Chaosdog's feelings - just kiddin' with ya' man!
Who in the hell would have expected all of that? Now, the unpredictions for week 10:
P-Town @ Madagascar
The Not-So-Ballaz (sorry to keep picking on you guys) are going to have their hands full this week with a Madagascar team that took out the Pharaoh Kings in what appeared to be a 4th quarter classic. Fortunately for Madagascar, they can continue to build momentum for a playoff push against the weaker teams that they generally pick on (Luxor does not qualify for that!). Madagascar easy - friggin' bullies.
Ethiopia Hippos @ Freetown
Freetown certainly must be flying high after their much noted dismantling of the Egypt Dragons offense. Guess what Kansas fans? It continues through this week. Look for another public display of offense from the Jayhawks as they'll have this one wrapped up shortly after half time. Thankfully for Freetown, concession sales don't stop until the end of the game, not when everyone leaves... that must be one drunk bastard left in the end zone in this blowout.
Nigeria Warriors @ Congo
I almost feel bad for the Warriors in this matchup. The former owner of Mozambique/Warren/Nigeria/Whoknowswhatcity sold the team pretty quickly after putting together a solid start for the team. One can only hope that the new owner is competent and everyone clicks. They certainly have the potential to be good in another season (unless some miracle happens in the next 5 days). Unfortunately, they meet the team that's rolling on through the season while they're trying to figure out their tactics and roster. I don't see any Vince Papale miracle stories here. We might see the first 100 point game by a single team of the season here.
Gunston @ Algeria
This matchup certainly has the capability for an upset. Gunston is coming off a pretty solid beating by my boys while Algeria's finally putting the cogs together. Gunston definitely has a potent offense and I think it will carry them through this game if they gameplan smart enough. Has Algeria put things together yet? This may be a good test against a team who played well early, but has been hit hard by other tough teams in the league. If Algeria pulls this off chaosdog may be able to take jdog's face off of the milk cartons.
Ethiopian Food Mongers @ Casablanca
It pains me to say this because of how classy their agents are, but Casablanca has outright struggled this season compared to expectations. They're in danger of missing the playoffs, however have 4 very winnable games on their schedule... and this is one of them. I'd expect the Mongers to keep up with their ways as Casablanca gets into the W column again. Bignasty, name this movie: "When you win two games in a row, it's called a winning streak."
Luxor @ Carthage
In case you're curious Gretho: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luxor Hell, I'll admit I had no idea where or what the hell Luxor was either. Unfortunately for Luxor, all of their wins have come against the basement dwellers of the Elephant Conference. Carthage isn't one. Carthage, like Casablanca, has struggled a bit this season, but have won the games they should have. Carthage's defense will be mean and be ready if JIX's caps lock key can remain unstuck while he types out tactics - otherwise, Carthage might get hosed in this one! The caps lock key falls in Carthage's favor in this matchup.
Cairo @ Nigerian Nightmares
While the Nightmares decided to name their team after an adjective instead of a noun, they have the potential to pull this off as Rook's boys have been having some fun. Unfortunately for Cairo they don't have hosh's SS to cause a fumble on the goal line... and that could be the key to Nigerian winning - that sounds like a damned style of winning. What's better than Nigerian winning? Everyone else's style! Sorry, afk slaying crowds at comedy clubs.
Hopefully you guys had a laugh or two while reading these - I'm in a hella' good mood and enjoyed razzing everyone a little. I will not be posting predictions for week 11 and 12. I am moving to my new place this weekend (it's so nice!) and I won't have new internet service set up until Monday the 25th.
Egypt unexpectedly got bounced by the Freetown Jayhawks (although, I believe Egypt's in for a few more considering their early opponents - sorry Sniper!) and Algeria finally climbed out of the basement. Okay, Algeria made it off the floor of the basement at least, while P-Town found their all too familiar spot. Nigerian, one of the surprises of the Elephant Conference, nearly knocked off a shaky Casablanca team as Madagascar climbed back into the playoff hunt at 5-4. I'll leave out any Congo comments since I wouldn't want to hurt Chaosdog's feelings - just kiddin' with ya' man!
Who in the hell would have expected all of that? Now, the unpredictions for week 10:
P-Town @ Madagascar
The Not-So-Ballaz (sorry to keep picking on you guys) are going to have their hands full this week with a Madagascar team that took out the Pharaoh Kings in what appeared to be a 4th quarter classic. Fortunately for Madagascar, they can continue to build momentum for a playoff push against the weaker teams that they generally pick on (Luxor does not qualify for that!). Madagascar easy - friggin' bullies.
Ethiopia Hippos @ Freetown
Freetown certainly must be flying high after their much noted dismantling of the Egypt Dragons offense. Guess what Kansas fans? It continues through this week. Look for another public display of offense from the Jayhawks as they'll have this one wrapped up shortly after half time. Thankfully for Freetown, concession sales don't stop until the end of the game, not when everyone leaves... that must be one drunk bastard left in the end zone in this blowout.
Nigeria Warriors @ Congo
I almost feel bad for the Warriors in this matchup. The former owner of Mozambique/Warren/Nigeria/Whoknowswhatcity sold the team pretty quickly after putting together a solid start for the team. One can only hope that the new owner is competent and everyone clicks. They certainly have the potential to be good in another season (unless some miracle happens in the next 5 days). Unfortunately, they meet the team that's rolling on through the season while they're trying to figure out their tactics and roster. I don't see any Vince Papale miracle stories here. We might see the first 100 point game by a single team of the season here.
Gunston @ Algeria
This matchup certainly has the capability for an upset. Gunston is coming off a pretty solid beating by my boys while Algeria's finally putting the cogs together. Gunston definitely has a potent offense and I think it will carry them through this game if they gameplan smart enough. Has Algeria put things together yet? This may be a good test against a team who played well early, but has been hit hard by other tough teams in the league. If Algeria pulls this off chaosdog may be able to take jdog's face off of the milk cartons.
Ethiopian Food Mongers @ Casablanca
It pains me to say this because of how classy their agents are, but Casablanca has outright struggled this season compared to expectations. They're in danger of missing the playoffs, however have 4 very winnable games on their schedule... and this is one of them. I'd expect the Mongers to keep up with their ways as Casablanca gets into the W column again. Bignasty, name this movie: "When you win two games in a row, it's called a winning streak."
Luxor @ Carthage
In case you're curious Gretho: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luxor Hell, I'll admit I had no idea where or what the hell Luxor was either. Unfortunately for Luxor, all of their wins have come against the basement dwellers of the Elephant Conference. Carthage isn't one. Carthage, like Casablanca, has struggled a bit this season, but have won the games they should have. Carthage's defense will be mean and be ready if JIX's caps lock key can remain unstuck while he types out tactics - otherwise, Carthage might get hosed in this one! The caps lock key falls in Carthage's favor in this matchup.
Cairo @ Nigerian Nightmares
While the Nightmares decided to name their team after an adjective instead of a noun, they have the potential to pull this off as Rook's boys have been having some fun. Unfortunately for Cairo they don't have hosh's SS to cause a fumble on the goal line... and that could be the key to Nigerian winning - that sounds like a damned style of winning. What's better than Nigerian winning? Everyone else's style! Sorry, afk slaying crowds at comedy clubs.
Hopefully you guys had a laugh or two while reading these - I'm in a hella' good mood and enjoyed razzing everyone a little. I will not be posting predictions for week 11 and 12. I am moving to my new place this weekend (it's so nice!) and I won't have new internet service set up until Monday the 25th.
Last edited Aug 21, 2008 08:17:22
Seriously, keep up the good work I enjoy reading your predictions. 
