Warrior General Games

8 teams from the Western Conference will win, while 8 teams from the Eastern Conference will lose.

You heard it here first folks!

Sorry but the Musketeers will not lose this week.

I never said they would...

You're really going out on a limb here.

I know... Its a bit extreme these predictions, but hey no one else was making them!

I admire your courage.

I think you're wrong. I hope Dawg predicts an overtime tie.

Wrong.

Alright, lets try this again



EAST:

Winnipeg Wolves(1) at Hamilton Lightning(3)
This is without a doubt the "game of the week" in the East. 2 really good teams face of at Gored RAIN Stadium in a game that can be decisive as to who gains home field in the play-offs. Both offenses have shown ability to score many points, and this should be a game to remember. The Wolves suffer their first defeat this season, with the Lightning pulling of a 27-24 win.

Puvirnituq Musketeers(2) at Canadian Military(15)
Not much to say about this game, other than TD's should be plenty. Puvirnituq enter Training Grounds with an undefeated record, not only this season but last season aswell. On the other hand, Canadian Military havent won a match ever, and have yet to score their first point. If u know any bookmakers taking bets on this game, uyou better call him now, Musketeers have a picnic and win 81-0 in the meantime.

Quebec Quasars(5) at S.W.O. Swamp Donkeys(12)
Quebec had a very close loss against Antioch, and a very close win against Lancaster. Their star HB Drew Bush wants to use this game to get back to his old form, and the Donkeys are the unfortunate opponent. The Donkeys had an easy win against Sacramento last week, and they will need every ounce of energy to fight of the Quasars. It wont be enough tho, as Quebec go home with a 28-13 win.

Halifax Fighting Irish(6) at Toronto Bobcats(14)
Halifax had an, for most, unexpected loss to Niagara last week, while Toronto once again lost, and play-off seem like a distant dream now. Toronto want to be a top contester, but cant seem to get it working this season. The Irish have lost 2 of their last 4 games, and want to get back on track to ensure the play-off spot everyone expects them to claim. Halifax shows some muscle and wins 35-13 at Sean Taylor Memorial Stadium.

Lincoln Lucky(8) at Lancaster Hustlas(7)
Another great game in store here, as #7 and #8 face of in one of the most crucial matches of the season for both teams. If Lincoln can win they will get some contact to the top teams again, and if Lancaster wins they will be that much closer to ensure a play-off spot. Lincoln still have 5 players out sick tho, and this will prove to be deciding as Lancaster hustles Lincoln, winning 24-10

Yellowknife Rented Mules(13) at Blitzkrieg Bandits(9)
Yellowknife have had a horrible season so far, clearly focusing on being a contender next season. Blitzkrieg started out strong, but was victim of a embezzlement scandal witch forced the previous owner to sell the team. Luckily the board of directors stepped in and saved the franchise, and are now working on getting the team back into shape. The scandal is still fresh in the air, and is bound to affect the performance on short term. Yellowknife gets a rare victory at Hideout Stadium, but have to fight hard to ensure the 17-10 win.

Sacramento Terror(16) at Niagara Assassins(10)
Another blow out seems to be in store here, as Niagara looks to have found their A game while Sacramento still has their first victory in store. Niagara are likely already looking towards their next challenge, but this wont be too much of a distractment. Assassins win 97-0

WEST:

Port Moody Megalodon at Listowel Huskies 30-13

Gaffney Indians at Westwood Bruins 24-7

Laval Lumberjacks at B.K. Thunderbirds 36-3

Vancouver Crush at Tradewest Battletoads 20-27

Ogopogo Lake Monsters at Quebec City Dirtbags 21-34

Bologna Towers at Memphis Maulers 0-63

Saskatchewan Wolf Pack at Thunder Bay Titans 14-27

Montreal Raptors at Arctic Cricle Jerks (Hermitage Perverts) 35-10

I don't agree with the predictions with the port mooody and huskies game I think we will score more than that kind of offended that you would say the number 1 team in the west will lose that bad where is dawg with the real ''good'' predictions.

If by some miracle you beat PMM then you'll be #1 until then... PMM is 1 and defending league champions

Originally posted by footballsok
I don't agree with the predictions with the port mooody and huskies game I think we will score more than that kind of offended that you would say the number 1 team in the west will lose that bad where is dawg with the real ''good'' predictions.

PMM just seems to score high and keep scores against them low, even against the other top contesters. And ofc you dont agree that you will loose, but I cant predict everyone as a winner can I?

And i certainly dont agree that you are the #1 team, simply because u have had a much easier schedule so far than both PMM, Gaffney and Laval. You obviously have a very good team, i just think PMM's are better. And predicting every top game as a close game gets boring real fast.

And if you are actually offended by this, you need to grow up. Not like i said it is impossible or unthinkable for you to score more than 10, or win even. Lets hope Dawg makes some real "good" predictions

Case in Point... Listowel lost to a 5-4 team... PMM demolished the same team just last week (Listowel played them earlier in the year when they were a weaker team)

Also, Listowel has played only 2 quality opponents, and didn't look very impressive against them, Listowel also hasn't looked very impressive against any of the weaker teams they have played either.

PMM has taken on 4 quality opponents to date and looked impressive against all of them. Their only loss coming against Laval, a team who was 2nd in the league last year.

I even surprising myself by doing this. I like doing this but it takes up some valuable time. Enjoy it while you can.

Port Moody Megalodon vs Listowel Huskies - This is the game of the week in the west for sure. Both teams come in at 8-1 with Port Moody riding a 6 game win streak, while Huskies have a 4 game win streak of their own. This game is so huge, I heard that scalpers are getting over $1000.00 a ticket and that was the nose bleed seat that I got....err that the man paid for. Port Moody has been crushing everyone since their one slip up and the Huskies have crushed some but squeaked others. Winner of this game has a good step towards home field for the playoffs. This will be close until the 4th Quarter when Port Moody pulls away and wins it 30 - 20. The most interesting part of the whole game is when the cheerleaders start fighting each other. Of course that is when Port Moody scored their last TD (and I still have no clue how they did it, I was not watching).

Gaffney Indians vs Westwood Bruins - The Indians will be watching the game between Port Moody and Listowel. They are also 8-1 and they happen to be on a 5 game win streak. The Bruins are 5-4 but have had a rough time recently and dropped 2 in a row and currently hold the last playoff spot. They need to win or lose that spot. Indians need the win to get to at least 2nd place. Sorry Indians, the Bruins take this one at home by a very close score of 27 - 24 in OT (there it is folks).

Vancouver Crush vs Tradewest Battletoads - The Crush won their first game for the new owner and are trying to regain the respect in the league before the scandal. The Battletoads are on a 3 game win streak including last weeks 1 point win over Laval. They are tied record wise coming into this game at 6-3. When the Crush head back home, they will still be tied record wise after they play to a tie game of 20 - 20 (There you go Strom).

Ogopogo Lake Monsters vs Québec City Dirtbags - The Lake Monsters stop the 2 game losing streak by crushing the Thunderbirds. Even though they are 5-4, they are still one spot out of the playoff picture as of right now. The Dirtbags also stopped their 2 game slide with a crushing defeat of the Towers. They are also 5-4 but sit 7th playoff spot in the current standings. Looks like a really good game here folks. This one come down to the wire as the Dirtbags win it at home by a score of 21 - 20 with a TD in the last 2 minutes.

Bologna Towers vs Memphis Maulers - The good news for the Towers is they have scored every game. The bad news is not even close to the amount of points that they have given up this year. The Towers have lost every game they have played so far. The Maulers have lost 3 in a row but can get back into the playoff picture with a few wins. Wow, what a shock, the Tower are in this game to the end before losing 30 - 27.

Saskatchewan Wolf Pack vs Thunder Bay Titans - The Wolf Pack had their 2 game win streak stopped by the Huskies in a 7 point loss. The Titans are currently in a 2 game win streak but still have a losing record overall. The Titans say they are going to win 3 in a row and the Wolf Pack has other plans. Wolf Pack has the better plans tonight as the beat the Titans 24 - 21.

Montreal Raptors vs Hermitage Perverts (Arctic Cricle Jerks) - The Raptors have only won one game this season and are stuck in a 6 game slide. The Cricle Jerks (their spelling not mine) are the new name for the Perverts. They have lost all 9 games so far this year and only manage to score a total of 6 points all season. Both teams are looking for some sign of life from their players. A new name does not make a difference to the Jerks as the Raptors win an easy one 40 - 7. A surprised Jerk fan was heard saying "We scored a touchdown!!! We are going to the Super Bowl now!!!" right before he walked into a lamp post and knocked himself out.

Winnipeg Wolves vs Hamilton Lightning - The Wolves are one of two teams in the league with a perfect records. The Lightning are 7-2 and are on a 3 game winning streak. This one has the game of the week for the East written all over it. In a surprise pass with under 1 minute to go in the game, Lightning hands the Wolves their first loss by beating them 31 - 28.

Puvirnituq Musketeers vs Canadian Military - Puvi is the other undefeated team in the whole league. They envision a perfect season because they believe nobody in the East can compete with them. The Military has not only lost everything but they have yet to score a point. They know that if they beat Puvi, then they would gain instant success. I read a memo by the Military owner asking the rest of the league "Is this season pick on Canadian Military season?". Puvi shows them it is by beating them 88 - 0. A frustrated Military player was over heard saying "We had them until the coin toss".

Nova Scotia Snakes vs Antioch Inferno - The Snakes might of lost 6 of their first 7 games but they are red hot and on a 2 game win streak. If the Snakes are red hot with a two game win streak, then the Infernos are on fire (excuse the pun) with a 4 game win streak. Some body is going to have their win streak halted today. Sorry Snakes but the Inferno keep burning bright with a 30 - 24 victory.

Quebec Quasars vs S.W.O. Swamp Donkeys - The Quasars stop their 1 game losing streak and start a new winning streak by beating the Hustlas 10-7. The Donkeys won their second game of the season by destroying the Terror. Speaking of destroying, that is what the Quasars do to the Donkeys by beating them 64 - 0.

Halifax Fighting Irish vs Toronto Bobcats - Before losing a tough one to the Assassins last week, the Irish had won 6 of their previous 7 games. The Bobcats have lost 2 in a row and have only won 2 games all season. Going near the locker room of the Bobcats, I could hear them blaring Aretha Franklin singing "R-E-S-P-E-C-T" in hope to start getting some from the league. The song sounded good but the Bobcats are off tune this game as the Irish win this one going away 34 - 10.

Lincoln Lucky vs Lancaster Hustlas - The Lucky had their nice 3 game wining streak quenched by the Inferno last week in an great defeat. The Hustlas heads are still spinning trying to figure out how they have lost 4 of the last 5 with the only win against the whipping post Terrors. This one is another one of my OT specials with the Hustlas getting back to the winning ways by beating the Lucky 20 - 17.

Yellowknife Rented Mules vs Blitzkrieg Bandits - The Mules have won only 2 games all year and are currently in a 4 game slide. The Bandits started the season with 3 wins in a row but have now lost 5 out of the last 6 games. Fans in Blitzkrieg are wondering why the owner would buy the team and turn them into a crappy team. One fan told me "It must be one hell of a tax break for him to screw with a perfectly good team". Another one was heard saying "He is such a lousy owner, that he will never win a game". Strong words from your own fans. Strong words that are not correct either. The new owner of the Bandits gets his first win by beating the Mules 33 - 27.

Sacramento Terror vs Niagara Assassins - The Terror are glad to be on the road today because they get booed less while on the road than at home. The Terror season has been a dismal 0-9 without the offense, defense or even special teams scoring a single point this season. The Assassins are just out of playoff spot but stopped a 2 game slide by beating the Irish last week. Now the face the Terror at home and they are not worried. They should not be because the whip ass on the Terror 73 - 0.

Wow, another crazy week with even more crazy predictions. I would like to get one OT game right this season.

Coach Dawg

Nice read guys, as always.

Looking forward to replays of the cheerleader brawl.

Good luck to everyone tomorrow.