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Breaking news reports are coming out of Iowa, which indicate that the Fortress have acquired the services of a new starting Quarterback. Carson Palmer Jr will be named the new starting QB for the Fortress, but the owner isn't writing off a QB competition just yet..

When reached for a comment, the owner had the following to say:

"This has nothing to do with the value of Kerry Collins, or his recent performances. This has to do with a feeling in the locker room that the center piece of the offense, our QB, has failed to be a leading voice in and out of the locker room. Communication between myself and Kerry have stalled out in numerous instances, and it's hard for our offense to be at 100% when this is the case, and I think it shows in situations like our last game, when we had 2 red zone INTs, one of which was picked off in the opposing end zone for a touchback. I take partial blame for a bad call, but communication NEEDS to exist between an owner and his QB to correct the situations leading to plays like that. The same agent represents our Kicker, Scott Norwood, on our team, and we're going to do everything possible to prevent any bad blood forming from this. Kerry has obligations outside of football, and because we're not a pro league team, it's understandable, and we're simply going to move forward. At this time, a QB contest is not out of the question, but I'd need to see substantially higher levels of communication coming from Kerry's end. That's all I have to say for now, this has already drug on far too long."

This is an odd time to make such a roster change to any team, being that it's mid-season. We'll continue to follow this developing story closely. In the mean time, Carson Palmer Jr. and the Iowa Fortress take on the Liberty City Swingers in approximately 17 hours from now, in what is certain to be a game full of dramatic moments.
 
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interesting several news organizations will keep on eye on this development.
 
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Press releases will be released from the team at appropriate times.

By tomorrow we'll probably have a thought out response from Kerry Collins. In the meantime, the team is focused on the game at hand, and Carson is excited to show what he can do for us.
 
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Good thing we already blew it against you guys anyway...
 
techiejacket
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This would have nothing to do with the fact that at the first MaRAWK!!o victory party that Kerry Collins was seen walking down the street with a cigar in his mouth, a drink in one hand, and a goat in the other would it?
 
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Lol, it quite possibly could. I've never heard of such a sighting before, but it's something that should be brought to Kerry's attention. The plot thickens... =P
 
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Originally posted by techiejacket
This would have nothing to do with the fact that at the first MaRAWK!!o victory party that Kerry Collins was seen walking down the street with a cigar in his mouth, a drink in one hand, and a goat in the other would it?


That was a goat? I thought it was Sarah Jessica Parker.
 
techiejacket
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Originally posted by BucktheFroncos
That was a goat? I thought it was Sarah Jessica Parker.


There is a difference?
 
BillSaidSux
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There is a difference! If you own a goat, you do not have to mow your lawn.
 
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Originally posted by BillSaidSux
There is a difference! If you own a goat, you do not have to mow your lawn.


LMAO!!!

 
techiejacket
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Originally posted by BillSaidSux
There is a difference! If you own a goat, you do not have to mow your lawn.


But do you still have to mow SJPs lawn (if you know what I mean)?
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Originally posted by techiejacket
Originally posted by BillSaidSux

There is a difference! If you own a goat, you do not have to mow your lawn.


But do you still have to mow SJPs laen (if you know what I mean)?


Now I'm going to be sick, great, thanks.
 
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Not if you have a goat! Am I stuttering?

Just mean:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=637569
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what part of Africa is Iowa in? the midwest part?
 
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I think you'll get a reminder on October 11th.
 


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