USA A#4 Western Conference Predictions
Pewntenheimer "Mighty" Pewnts vs Auckland Raiders
Until given reason to, I won't be going against the Pewnts, though they are currently projected to lose a few. Not including this one, however, projector calls close game in favor of the Pewnts, 32-29.
Twin Cities Wildcats vs Gotham Crusaders
Again, not need a program to tell me who wins here. Being good must suck for fun stuff like predictions and rankings, you get such boring comments. Projector says Wildcats eviscerate the Crusaders 51-9.
Hammond Bayou Bengals vs Farkistan Squirrels
Tigers are bigger and tougher than cougars, and not something to fuck with. Hammond gets ferocious on our Fark brothers, 28-11.
Tampa Bay Greyhounds vs Houston Cougars
Oh come on, we all know dogs>cats. Just ask Tom about Spike. Cougars get moidared, 45-12.
LUElinks LUEshies vs Laredo Lesbians
Lesbians are actually looking kinda fierce, in that sexy butch way. Not fierce enough however, and Mario and our beloved Yoshi continue to trample through Texas, stopping for some quick fun with lesbians, 42-12.
San Diego Bolts vs Hattiesburg Hangovers
After what Auckland did to them, I am wondered how badly they'll get jolted here. Prokector says them Bolts electrify us with a 42-15 victory.
Austin Alcoholics vs Texas Bigga Bois
Looks like we got us a civil war over in texas. Pudgy drunks vs unfit fatties, that should be an interesting, albeit funny one. Almost close, but the Alcoholics quickly finish off the Bigga Bois to run into the stands and steal beer, 33-19.
Kingston Sidewinders vs Mudville Bombers
The battle of the defeateds, one shall emerge victorious while the other fall into the abyss of a likely 0-16 record. Who will survive? Projector says not only roaches can survive a nuclear holocaust, but so can rattlers, winning 30-11.
USA A#4 Eastern Conference Predictions
Pittsburgh Steel vs New York Grizzlies
And this is it, winning team being (arguably) the best of the East. Game of the league here, and I'm sure we're all wondering how it's going to turn out. Projector doesn't show too much faith in the Grizz though, calling the Steel to reign with an iron fist, 26-10.
The Fighting Farvas vs Baton Rouge Bayou Bengals
Tough one here for the Bengals, but unless they have some serious hat tricks, this one goes to the Farvas, 29-17.
Niagra Rapids vs San Diego Sabercats
The force of the rapids is just too strong for the sabercats, and easy one to call here, as Niagra introduces another opponent to their water graves. 75-7.
Tupelo Kings vs Murfreesboro Taints
Taints beat the Crabs, who beat the Steel, who beat the Kings. While it may seem Tupelo is the superior team here, it also seems anything may happen. Projector says Tupelo kicks the taints 27-18.
Beaver City Crabs vs Funkis Town Virus
Another interesting one here, considering how games have gone in this general area of the east. I really don't know how this one is gonna go down, but the projector says Crabs are immune to the Virus, winning 18-12
Chicago Wolves vs Twin City Cobras
Any neckbeard wolfshirt can see that Chicago has the upper hand here. Projector says Wolves scare of the cobras 46-12
KingsTalk Angerswords
Angerswords up to bat again and they look good for a homerun. Projector says they make good contact and follow through, 84-12.
Mascots vs Clemson Gamecock Kickers
Here's to hopin the Kickers pull one out, though it's unlikely. Not much to say here, rather uninteresting match. Projectors say the Mascots come though with the W 40-17.
Pewntenheimer "Mighty" Pewnts vs Auckland Raiders
Until given reason to, I won't be going against the Pewnts, though they are currently projected to lose a few. Not including this one, however, projector calls close game in favor of the Pewnts, 32-29.
Twin Cities Wildcats vs Gotham Crusaders
Again, not need a program to tell me who wins here. Being good must suck for fun stuff like predictions and rankings, you get such boring comments. Projector says Wildcats eviscerate the Crusaders 51-9.
Hammond Bayou Bengals vs Farkistan Squirrels
Tigers are bigger and tougher than cougars, and not something to fuck with. Hammond gets ferocious on our Fark brothers, 28-11.
Tampa Bay Greyhounds vs Houston Cougars
Oh come on, we all know dogs>cats. Just ask Tom about Spike. Cougars get moidared, 45-12.
LUElinks LUEshies vs Laredo Lesbians
Lesbians are actually looking kinda fierce, in that sexy butch way. Not fierce enough however, and Mario and our beloved Yoshi continue to trample through Texas, stopping for some quick fun with lesbians, 42-12.
San Diego Bolts vs Hattiesburg Hangovers
After what Auckland did to them, I am wondered how badly they'll get jolted here. Prokector says them Bolts electrify us with a 42-15 victory.
Austin Alcoholics vs Texas Bigga Bois
Looks like we got us a civil war over in texas. Pudgy drunks vs unfit fatties, that should be an interesting, albeit funny one. Almost close, but the Alcoholics quickly finish off the Bigga Bois to run into the stands and steal beer, 33-19.
Kingston Sidewinders vs Mudville Bombers
The battle of the defeateds, one shall emerge victorious while the other fall into the abyss of a likely 0-16 record. Who will survive? Projector says not only roaches can survive a nuclear holocaust, but so can rattlers, winning 30-11.
USA A#4 Eastern Conference Predictions
Pittsburgh Steel vs New York Grizzlies
And this is it, winning team being (arguably) the best of the East. Game of the league here, and I'm sure we're all wondering how it's going to turn out. Projector doesn't show too much faith in the Grizz though, calling the Steel to reign with an iron fist, 26-10.
The Fighting Farvas vs Baton Rouge Bayou Bengals
Tough one here for the Bengals, but unless they have some serious hat tricks, this one goes to the Farvas, 29-17.
Niagra Rapids vs San Diego Sabercats
The force of the rapids is just too strong for the sabercats, and easy one to call here, as Niagra introduces another opponent to their water graves. 75-7.
Tupelo Kings vs Murfreesboro Taints
Taints beat the Crabs, who beat the Steel, who beat the Kings. While it may seem Tupelo is the superior team here, it also seems anything may happen. Projector says Tupelo kicks the taints 27-18.
Beaver City Crabs vs Funkis Town Virus
Another interesting one here, considering how games have gone in this general area of the east. I really don't know how this one is gonna go down, but the projector says Crabs are immune to the Virus, winning 18-12
Chicago Wolves vs Twin City Cobras
Any neckbeard wolfshirt can see that Chicago has the upper hand here. Projector says Wolves scare of the cobras 46-12
KingsTalk Angerswords
Angerswords up to bat again and they look good for a homerun. Projector says they make good contact and follow through, 84-12.
Mascots vs Clemson Gamecock Kickers
Here's to hopin the Kickers pull one out, though it's unlikely. Not much to say here, rather uninteresting match. Projectors say the Mascots come though with the W 40-17.
