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ALPHA

GAME OF THE WEEK Foy has been Destroying everyone, but the Devils will shut em down just in time to get the win
6 - 0 …… Dublin Devils 17 - 14 …… Foy Destroyers 5 - 1
In Chinese culture, the pig is associated with fertility and virility- Look out Rome, the Pigs are feeling frisky as they have that twinkle this week…….Oinkers get what they want in the end.
6 - 0 …… Aalborg Powerpigs 21 - 17 …… Rome Gladiators 2 - 4
The Bayou rednecks are known for killing and cooking up anything that moves, and today is no exception……….Badgers 'A la carte'?
4 - 2 …… Bayou Bandits 18 - 14 …… Tottenham Honey Badgers 2 - 4
River Raiders get to score this week (that seems to be this weeks theory)
4 - 2 …… Vienna Danube River Raiders 44 - 3 …… Yorkshire Warriors 0 - 6
The Dragons were exposed last week, and are looking to redeem themselves. If the Colonels don’t have a super secret gameplan, the Firebreathers will cook them.
4 - 2 …… Lewisburg Dragons 22 - 13 …… Turin Colonels 1 - 5
This will be a great game, and the Goons finally get iced in the end.
3 - 3 …… Swedish Glaciers 22 - 21 …… Lisbon Goons 3 - 3
The party boys wanted Mahi Mahi, but find Shark to be quite delectable today.
3 - 3 …… Munich Beer Drinkers 38 - 14 …… Schuylkill River Sharks 1 - 5
The Dragons will burn the castle, and fly off with all the maidens today
3 - 3 …… Cardiff Dragons 35 - 7 …… London Monarchs 1 - 5

i do i do. nice write-up.

ZETA
Marcy seems to be bullying the entire conference, and will continue to do so today
6 - 0 …… Marcy Projects 28 - 13 …… Wichita Wild 4 - 2
Nessie gets a play day today
6 - 0 …… Loch Ness Monsters 42 - 3 …… Dublin Warriors 1 - 5
Strigiformes are found in all regions of the Earth except Antarctica, most of Greenland, and some remote islands. And Manchester after today.
5 - 1 …… Manchester Devils 33 - 6 …… Munich Owls 1 - 5
So, are these Scorpions arthropods, or an 80s rock band? Well, they steal the ship from Valencia and sail off on all eight legs.
5 - 1 …… Death Valley Scorpions 17 - 16 …… Valencia Galleons 4 - 2
The Cons like em fat (or any way they can get them actually). So they get a little chubby chasing in today.
4 - 2 …… Leavenworth Inmates 17 - 14 …… Hungary Hungry Hippos 3 - 3
Slashers are thinking about joining in the Olympics skeet shooting event, after blasting falcons out of the air all day
3 - 3 …… Whitechapel Slashers 45 - 3 …… falchi Rossi Falcons 0 - 6
Warriors find ways to abuse hard shelled creatures today
3 - 3 …… Wicklow Warriors 28 - 6 …… Filthy Few Armadillos 2 - 4
Boston packs the Arabs up and sends em home.
1 - 5 …… Boston Packers 21 - 20 …… Bahgdad Bombers 0 - 6

Read and read! Plenty of time my friend! Games not until tomorrow. Humorous as usual.

"The Cons like em fat (or anyway they can get them actually). So they get a little chubby chasing in today"

Another classic.

Reader

i read before every game. i love the wordplay with the team names. i think this is great.

Originally posted by jayswisher
Reader

nice avatar............love it.

The better question is "who doesn't read these?"

Originally posted by Gammadoom
The better question is "who doesn't read these?"

I don't.

Originally posted by dreven
In Chinese culture, the pig is associated with fertility and virility- Look out Rome, the Pigs are feeling frisky as they have that twinkle this week…….Oinkers get what they want in the end.

River Raiders get to score this week (that seems to be this weeks theory)

The Dragons will burn the castle, and fly off with all the maidens today

The Cons like em fat (or any way they can get them actually). So they get a little chubby chasing in today.

Looks like somebody's got their brain in a certain place, and probably needs to bring home a bottle of wine and some candles to the wifey tonight.

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Holy shit this was classic. Drev at his finest.

Powerpigs? 6-0 becomes 6-1 cause i'm about to have a Powerbreakfast.. Bacon to go with all my pancakes!

good to know, the oinkers will be expecting sudden heart failure during tomorrow's game. That being said i did serve iju bacon bacon this morning and he seemed pretty happy about it

k.

lol.. u da man prez!