Well it is that time again .... after last nights game here is what i found out about some of our leagues leaders ...
Comoros Crocodiles
Buck-"Barhma Bull was part of a great win from the Crocs again last night overthrowing the K-Revenge by a small 37 points and from what I saw all of the WR's and HB's where in the hot tub with the babes while you got to play clean up crew in the locker room ... how are things going for you I mean that last game you had 9 Tackles 1 Hurry and 9 Sacks wow ... just wow."
Bull-"Yeah well someone has to be responsible around here the rest of the D-Line thinks that drinking a keg tossing back some shooters off some low class paid girls is the .... way ... O MAN WHY CAN I NEVER GET TO PLAY WITH THE OTHER PLAYERS ... They never let me play in any of the Linemen games."
Iowa Fortress
Buck-"Octavious Sweed the man of the hour. This was a very close game for Iowa and yet you only got the ball 7 times .... IN that seven times though you got a third of the total passing yards and a TD in the first quarter on a 47.5 yard pass for a TD. What you say?"
Sweed-"Well goood tings appen ya. I try reel hard ya and when ball comes to me ya I go tword da opposite side ya. Keep running ya know. I say hi to my Girl back home ya, Hi Helga Goosenburgin I be home soon ya, play hide the wiener shintzel ya."
UN Peacekeepers
Buck-"WatchuTalkin BoutWillis Un mentioned for yet another week wow way to be the one in the back seat of the bus that everyone spits on how does that make you feel. I mean 25 rushes 94.5 and a TD wow great game man..."
BoutWillis-"Well it is simple no one respects the willis."
Buck-"Whatcha Talking Bout willis?"
BoutWillis-" You trying to push my buttons? Ima choke you with my lean mean MP3 Playing 1 burger grilling machine you can get 1 for $40 or you could by 2 for $100. I am straight up letting everyone know right now I will be the main threat for this team as long as they give me my needed respect, Now by my grill ... You know who your messin with?"
Seattle NEThawks
Buck-"Xavier Rudd WOW you guys lost by one point ... I mean this right here could be the reason you guys get a bad seat in the playoffs ONE point man how is it even possible you had 4 tackles 3 sacks for a loss of 16 yards. Do you think that next game you will better this one?"
Xavier-"Well dear Ole chap, I think maybe next game the rest of the bloody D-Line could step it up a noch and smell out the QB. I mean we had one guy standing right next to him ready to pounce when the QB siad O look over there a topless cheerleader The Bloody Jackass started running the other way. Now I am not one to say any names but one does come to mind Kinda rhymes with Daddy Dabyfish. Now that bloody bloke thought he was king tea cup but I'll tell you what Little more time in on a rugbe team and the GLB players would be a lot better off. They just need to grow a piar the bloody nancy boys"
Cairo Centurians
Buck-"Naufahu Tahi WTF does that mean anyway? Your stats suck plane suck ... Now with that said ... You hold the holes for D3 and the rest of the HB unit to go through. with out you there would be no 50 yard runs but only 15 plays in the game, do we need to push a vote through congress to get you more time or what..."
Tahi-"Me seeya guy come. I rock it in anda push through. D3 lika stick to my backside and ride'ah right through the hole till he score big timah. Every one likah D3 to score I likah D3 to score I hold him High and scream you score good jobah me mekah hole for you to push through and mak big score!"
Botswana Brownie Eaters
Buck-"Sheena "Coverage" Candy with such a huge win over the Destroyers a lot of people stood out but you had a stats that I find very impressive which shut down the Destroyers Offense and that was the 6 Passes that you deflected in key situations i might add. O yeah and I hope you bite your toung off and die ..."
Sheena-"Ummhmmm I tellin you what little man you dont smarten that mouth up Ima put my size 13 heel right in your hide quarters you get my drift BOY! What else would you expect from me I am large and in charge baby and your QB couldn't handel his own balls if his life depended on it. I hope I did not hurt his feelings too bad .. Call me Forseth Grr tiger..."
Gambia Zulu nation
Buck-"Alex. Boone great to see your doing okay after the loss to the Big "M" I herd that everyone went out into the woods and shaved sheep and burned their wool after this devastating loss. You did hold it together for the Team though with an impressive 8 pancakes how is everything?
Alex-"well after burning the wool of all the sheep we did sacrifice about ten more and drench our selves in their blood in hopes that we will see them again in the play offs. Damn goat %$*^ers what the hell where they on I want them checked for ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE ABUSE NOW!!!!"
E'ci FAlkruns
Buck-"Nemyar Nanzata was there a down you did not play on? You where on fire last night 9 tackles you where playing left playing right all over the place out there good work man."
Nanzata-"OOOOOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMMMMM YOOOUUU AAARRREEE IIINNNTTTEEERRRUUPPPTTIINNGG MMYYY OOOOOOHHHHHMMMMMIIIINNNNGGG GGGGEEETTT TTTTHHHHEEEE HEEELLL OOOOFFFFFFFF FFFFRRROOOMMM MMMYYY WWWWIIIIFFFEEE YYYYOOOUUUU SSSSIIICCCKKK BBBAAASSSSTTTTUUUURRRRDDDD..."
Djibouti Trolls
Buck-"Johan Runyan what do you have to say about this great win last night over the Swingers last night? You where pushing them around all night 9 Pancakes I mean I do not think I have seen that many guys lie'ing on the their backs since the last time D3 got a TD."
Runyan-"I LIKE to hit. LITTLE guys ALL so Very FUNNY when day CRY HAHAHA I do NOT even HALF to LOOK up I just close MY eyes and then stand up they FALL OVAH HAHAHA."
Tripoli Terror
Buck-"Joker Wild Jesus christ superstar WTF where you doing out there man 26 Pancakes in one game man wow... wow..."
Wild-"Well when you do not take a bath but every other month tends to help a I am really busy right now trying to dig a hole for all these dead bodies from the game do you mind moving? O yeah and if your going to stand around here and ask me more questions could you at least put on some pants? Really to cold out tonight for it to matter much ... I mean it is SHORT notice but pants are required out here in my presence."
Khodumodumo's Revenge
Buck-"Jeffrey Case despite your 13 tackles your team lost the game does that make you feel good inside? oOr does it make you feel like your part of the "Hail Bob Cult" and no one left you any punch to drink."
Case-"I would Like to smack the shit out of our O-Line 9 sacks WTF put the damn D-Line on offense and let us show you how it is done guys GOD bunch of slackers someone needs to show them that staying up all night partying the the "Big M" milking the sheep is not really the best idea befor a game."
MaRAWK!! o
Buck-"COMPLETE CHAOS DOWN HERE I AM NOT SURE IF I CAN GET Mr Chunkleton TO TALK BUT WHAT A GAME GUYS THE INTERCEPTION HE HAD WAS IN THE END A GREAT MESS UP FOR THE ZULU NATION ..."
Chunkleton-"I LOVE GOATS I LOVE SHEEP I LOVE THE FURRY BEAST THAT NIBBLE ON MY FEETS YEAH BABY WE ARE 2 AND 0 YEAH YEAH YEAH I LOVE THE GOATS I LOVE THE SHEEP I LOVE THE FURRY BEAST THAT NIBBLE ON MY FEETS!!!!!!"
Dakar Lightning
Buck-"Ruebenduebel Kamikaze 8 tackles in a tuff game what is going through your head right now ..."
Kamikaze-"I hate Ciaro. I hate Ciaro I hate Ciaro D3 will die D3 will die D3 will die Jenkins will die Jenkins will die Jenkins will die Mceuen's will die Mceuen's will die Mceuen's will die KAMIKAZE!!!!!!"
Liberty City Swingers
Buck-"Remington Steel sorry for the hard night last night and you had 8 tackles and really played your heart out."
Steel-"I just *sniffle* wanted to win last night *sniffle* I don't wanna talk anymore and you have just stepped on my pet frog Leonardo and killed him I NEED TO BE ALONE!"
Microdizzle Destroyers
Buck-"WTF get your heads out of the fucking clouds guys. NAP TIME IS OVER. No one cares that you have played your games with out back ups if it does not place a W on the board it means NOTHING! Now The BigBoot here is nothing but consistant ont he field and knocking it 32.7 yards on average."
BigBoot-"Well I love this team plane and simple. The more we do bad the more play time I get by this time next season I will have passed every punter in this league I mean I started on this Team at lvl 14 and now ... I am ... lvl 15 GOD I HATE THIS ..."
Minisink Warriors
Buck-"Wyatt Owen WTF where you doing getting Pancakes OMG your a beast man! 3 pancakes from a TE I mean you where on fire last night."
Owen-"hey when your on a Perfect season like us everyone has to step it up and play with all their hearts on the field in every position THIS IS THE BEST TEAM EVER BABY KEEP IT UP GUYS PERFECT SEASON ON THE WAY!!!!"
Comoros Crocodiles
Buck-"Barhma Bull was part of a great win from the Crocs again last night overthrowing the K-Revenge by a small 37 points and from what I saw all of the WR's and HB's where in the hot tub with the babes while you got to play clean up crew in the locker room ... how are things going for you I mean that last game you had 9 Tackles 1 Hurry and 9 Sacks wow ... just wow."
Bull-"Yeah well someone has to be responsible around here the rest of the D-Line thinks that drinking a keg tossing back some shooters off some low class paid girls is the .... way ... O MAN WHY CAN I NEVER GET TO PLAY WITH THE OTHER PLAYERS ... They never let me play in any of the Linemen games."
Iowa Fortress
Buck-"Octavious Sweed the man of the hour. This was a very close game for Iowa and yet you only got the ball 7 times .... IN that seven times though you got a third of the total passing yards and a TD in the first quarter on a 47.5 yard pass for a TD. What you say?"
Sweed-"Well goood tings appen ya. I try reel hard ya and when ball comes to me ya I go tword da opposite side ya. Keep running ya know. I say hi to my Girl back home ya, Hi Helga Goosenburgin I be home soon ya, play hide the wiener shintzel ya."
UN Peacekeepers
Buck-"WatchuTalkin BoutWillis Un mentioned for yet another week wow way to be the one in the back seat of the bus that everyone spits on how does that make you feel. I mean 25 rushes 94.5 and a TD wow great game man..."
BoutWillis-"Well it is simple no one respects the willis."
Buck-"Whatcha Talking Bout willis?"
BoutWillis-" You trying to push my buttons? Ima choke you with my lean mean MP3 Playing 1 burger grilling machine you can get 1 for $40 or you could by 2 for $100. I am straight up letting everyone know right now I will be the main threat for this team as long as they give me my needed respect, Now by my grill ... You know who your messin with?"
Seattle NEThawks
Buck-"Xavier Rudd WOW you guys lost by one point ... I mean this right here could be the reason you guys get a bad seat in the playoffs ONE point man how is it even possible you had 4 tackles 3 sacks for a loss of 16 yards. Do you think that next game you will better this one?"
Xavier-"Well dear Ole chap, I think maybe next game the rest of the bloody D-Line could step it up a noch and smell out the QB. I mean we had one guy standing right next to him ready to pounce when the QB siad O look over there a topless cheerleader The Bloody Jackass started running the other way. Now I am not one to say any names but one does come to mind Kinda rhymes with Daddy Dabyfish. Now that bloody bloke thought he was king tea cup but I'll tell you what Little more time in on a rugbe team and the GLB players would be a lot better off. They just need to grow a piar the bloody nancy boys"
Cairo Centurians
Buck-"Naufahu Tahi WTF does that mean anyway? Your stats suck plane suck ... Now with that said ... You hold the holes for D3 and the rest of the HB unit to go through. with out you there would be no 50 yard runs but only 15 plays in the game, do we need to push a vote through congress to get you more time or what..."
Tahi-"Me seeya guy come. I rock it in anda push through. D3 lika stick to my backside and ride'ah right through the hole till he score big timah. Every one likah D3 to score I likah D3 to score I hold him High and scream you score good jobah me mekah hole for you to push through and mak big score!"
Botswana Brownie Eaters
Buck-"Sheena "Coverage" Candy with such a huge win over the Destroyers a lot of people stood out but you had a stats that I find very impressive which shut down the Destroyers Offense and that was the 6 Passes that you deflected in key situations i might add. O yeah and I hope you bite your toung off and die ..."
Sheena-"Ummhmmm I tellin you what little man you dont smarten that mouth up Ima put my size 13 heel right in your hide quarters you get my drift BOY! What else would you expect from me I am large and in charge baby and your QB couldn't handel his own balls if his life depended on it. I hope I did not hurt his feelings too bad .. Call me Forseth Grr tiger..."
Gambia Zulu nation
Buck-"Alex. Boone great to see your doing okay after the loss to the Big "M" I herd that everyone went out into the woods and shaved sheep and burned their wool after this devastating loss. You did hold it together for the Team though with an impressive 8 pancakes how is everything?
Alex-"well after burning the wool of all the sheep we did sacrifice about ten more and drench our selves in their blood in hopes that we will see them again in the play offs. Damn goat %$*^ers what the hell where they on I want them checked for ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE ABUSE NOW!!!!"
E'ci FAlkruns
Buck-"Nemyar Nanzata was there a down you did not play on? You where on fire last night 9 tackles you where playing left playing right all over the place out there good work man."
Nanzata-"OOOOOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMMMMM YOOOUUU AAARRREEE IIINNNTTTEEERRRUUPPPTTIINNGG MMYYY OOOOOOHHHHHMMMMMIIIINNNNGGG GGGGEEETTT TTTTHHHHEEEE HEEELLL OOOOFFFFFFFF FFFFRRROOOMMM MMMYYY WWWWIIIIFFFEEE YYYYOOOUUUU SSSSIIICCCKKK BBBAAASSSSTTTTUUUURRRRDDDD..."
Djibouti Trolls
Buck-"Johan Runyan what do you have to say about this great win last night over the Swingers last night? You where pushing them around all night 9 Pancakes I mean I do not think I have seen that many guys lie'ing on the their backs since the last time D3 got a TD."
Runyan-"I LIKE to hit. LITTLE guys ALL so Very FUNNY when day CRY HAHAHA I do NOT even HALF to LOOK up I just close MY eyes and then stand up they FALL OVAH HAHAHA."
Tripoli Terror
Buck-"Joker Wild Jesus christ superstar WTF where you doing out there man 26 Pancakes in one game man wow... wow..."
Wild-"Well when you do not take a bath but every other month tends to help a I am really busy right now trying to dig a hole for all these dead bodies from the game do you mind moving? O yeah and if your going to stand around here and ask me more questions could you at least put on some pants? Really to cold out tonight for it to matter much ... I mean it is SHORT notice but pants are required out here in my presence."
Khodumodumo's Revenge
Buck-"Jeffrey Case despite your 13 tackles your team lost the game does that make you feel good inside? oOr does it make you feel like your part of the "Hail Bob Cult" and no one left you any punch to drink."
Case-"I would Like to smack the shit out of our O-Line 9 sacks WTF put the damn D-Line on offense and let us show you how it is done guys GOD bunch of slackers someone needs to show them that staying up all night partying the the "Big M" milking the sheep is not really the best idea befor a game."
MaRAWK!! o
Buck-"COMPLETE CHAOS DOWN HERE I AM NOT SURE IF I CAN GET Mr Chunkleton TO TALK BUT WHAT A GAME GUYS THE INTERCEPTION HE HAD WAS IN THE END A GREAT MESS UP FOR THE ZULU NATION ..."
Chunkleton-"I LOVE GOATS I LOVE SHEEP I LOVE THE FURRY BEAST THAT NIBBLE ON MY FEETS YEAH BABY WE ARE 2 AND 0 YEAH YEAH YEAH I LOVE THE GOATS I LOVE THE SHEEP I LOVE THE FURRY BEAST THAT NIBBLE ON MY FEETS!!!!!!"
Dakar Lightning
Buck-"Ruebenduebel Kamikaze 8 tackles in a tuff game what is going through your head right now ..."
Kamikaze-"I hate Ciaro. I hate Ciaro I hate Ciaro D3 will die D3 will die D3 will die Jenkins will die Jenkins will die Jenkins will die Mceuen's will die Mceuen's will die Mceuen's will die KAMIKAZE!!!!!!"
Liberty City Swingers
Buck-"Remington Steel sorry for the hard night last night and you had 8 tackles and really played your heart out."
Steel-"I just *sniffle* wanted to win last night *sniffle* I don't wanna talk anymore and you have just stepped on my pet frog Leonardo and killed him I NEED TO BE ALONE!"
Microdizzle Destroyers
Buck-"WTF get your heads out of the fucking clouds guys. NAP TIME IS OVER. No one cares that you have played your games with out back ups if it does not place a W on the board it means NOTHING! Now The BigBoot here is nothing but consistant ont he field and knocking it 32.7 yards on average."
BigBoot-"Well I love this team plane and simple. The more we do bad the more play time I get by this time next season I will have passed every punter in this league I mean I started on this Team at lvl 14 and now ... I am ... lvl 15 GOD I HATE THIS ..."
Minisink Warriors
Buck-"Wyatt Owen WTF where you doing getting Pancakes OMG your a beast man! 3 pancakes from a TE I mean you where on fire last night."
Owen-"hey when your on a Perfect season like us everyone has to step it up and play with all their hearts on the field in every position THIS IS THE BEST TEAM EVER BABY KEEP IT UP GUYS PERFECT SEASON ON THE WAY!!!!"
