Comoros Crocodiles
Buck-"Coming off from thier 6th win a row this season with a huge win of the Terror. makes people wonder how can the player threats really be ALL the offense Line. Now we know that if it was not for that line they would not be putting the numbers up that they are BUT lets look a little furthur into this shall we ... I am going with thier DE Barhma Bull. This man is a tank. At 6'1" Weight at 278lbs this man is passing through the Offensive line like a Mexican burrito through a fat man. Stats you say ? How about 6 sacks so far for the season 11 tackles now those sacks have resulted in 21.5 yards lost from teams Tell me that does not hurt the moral when you see him coming. Comments big guy?
Barhma-"First off you call me big man again you little punk I will EAT YOU. Second I am Barhma Bull I come from a long line of Bull's. We do not stop I plan on getting the taste of every QB in this conference while I am here. I get on the field and all I can taste is blood, I want that ball and I do not care what it takes to get it."
Seattle NEThawks
Buck-"NEThawks looking for thier 7th win this season and how could they do it with out Abd Al-Ala Beshara. AL your working on 7 TD's 91 yards a game what is next?"
Al-"Did I say you could call me Al? Are you my mother? Do you pay my rent? Are you sucking my %$#$? Then show the Greatest WR of all times some respect The name is Abd Al-Ala Beshara You got that? Now for the furtur I expect to have a great season I am as you can see the only real threat on the NETHawkes and will remain to be the go to guy when times get tuff.. Now get out of here I am trying to take a bath you sick bastard."
UN Peacekeepers
Buck-:Thier was a nomination for a FB that seem to come through the PM's and this name came up ... Heywood Ja'blome. I took a look at his stats and thought to myself ... Did someone smoke thier breakfast? But with some more digging I found that Heywood did do one thing that impressed me and that was a mixture of Blocking for 2 1200 yard rushers last season, and helped one of the best pass protecting lines in the league keep pressure off the QB all season. The other thing I saw Was his Team spirt. with only 32.5 total yards this season it is obvious that he needed to help out the team every way possible, During the last Game Mr. Heywood Placed a skirt on and started helping out the cheerleaders while a back up took some snaps. He had this too say ..."
Heywood-"I'd rather let another man bed down my wife than let another FB block for my HB's."
Buck-"Are you saying your wife is up for grabs?"
Heywood-"You really are a sad sad man arn't you? No she is not just saying that I love my job and although my stats are not all that good on paper with out me thier would not be the holes that they find and our QB would take a beating I love to crack Skulls and Bones of the other teams."
Gambia Zulu nation
Buck-"Zulu coming from Destroying the Destroyers this last game have been by far a Team to not under-estimate when it comes game time. Although It would be nice to see them bite off thier own tung and choke on the remains it seems that they are a force to be rekkon with. devier. posey Comes to my mind when reviewing the game we just had. He beat the HELL out of our CB while catching the ball with his face and one hand to trap the ball, ran for 76 yards to gian his first TD of the season. devier. what you say about this?
devier.-"Not much really glad to see that your back on your feet last I saw of you thier was a nurse by you putting an IV in your arm, what happen thier I herd you crying like a toddler who was getting thier first tooth in. All I can really say is thank you to the Destroyers for your lack of good coverage and no real competition for me. See ya next year hope you can stay healthy for our next meeting."
Iowa Fortress
Buck-"Lets get right to this here ... Scott Norwood. One word Perfect. What a game you had 4/4 FG 4/4 PAT Great job."
Scott-"Well thank you for the notice of greatness usally you do not hear about the Kicker unless they are the reason you lost the game OR if it was the last play of the game that the kicker won the game for you. I just like to keep the Balls to the wall and the Dick's to the Chick's."
Cairo Centurians
Buck-"Austin Mceuen Is the man of the Team in my opinion ... For one reason and one reason only ... He puts up with D3 and his antics. This QB is not only playing his position but has to play day care keeper as well while D3 is on the field and here is why reported stright from Austin's mouth him self."
Ausint-"Thank you for talking with me and letting me voice a few things here. D3 is probly the biggest whine ass on the whole team. You know that towel I carry around on my belt it is not for my hands it is for D3 to wipe his tears with. If the ball does not go his way enough he cries if a D-line men stops his run it is our fault for not telling him to go to another hole, the guy needs to grow a piar and saddle up on his pony and move on. I am counting down to his retirment."
E'ci FAlkruns
Buck-" Coming from a crushing loss recently against the Fortress I had seen a great deal of talent in the E'ci FAlkruns. Synge "Ice Comet" McFizzle had a decent game with 2 TDs 145 yards and going 17/25. It seems though in this game that his counter part Johnny Rager had a great game as well 9/16 109 yards total. The Comet would not speak with me at all so I did get to talk to johnny and this is what he had to say."
Johnny-" The Comet just is really taking these loses hard and seems to get down on him self way to easy. The man is just what his name represents. Ridged cold and always right where you do not want him to be and that is right on spot. He places that ball into spots that I can not even fathem. I saw him in practice working on throwing the ball AROUND someone like they do with a bullet in that movie ... it was amazing."
Botswana Brownie Eaters
Buck-"Two names came through the wire late last night to me and that was the following people ... CB Cheesy Burrito, and thier Backup RB JT Sanders. Cheesy has been a great back up for the Team and is working hard to help out. he may only be third string right now for the #1 CB slot but his stats are looking very well. 14 tackles 1 Interception 1 FF and 9 PD this guy could light up the Offense if given a starter role. Sanders in this last game was doing very well and has keep the same flow thourhg out the season. Total season stats right now are 2 TD's 285 total yards and his average Yards a carry is 4.5 ..."
Sanders-"game time is Game time baby I am here when the starter gets tired I stay up late working on memorizing the routes and the plan for the next day I am Game time ready every day baby PUT ME IN COACH ..."
Cheesy-" Yes ... I like de ahhh foootball ... Very happy to be in America ... I would like to say Hi to my Family ... Ello to my loving wife My son Teddy My other soon Juan My other son Pablo My Other son George My other son Paco My other son Padre My other son Pablo My other son Teeto My daughters Mary Jennifer Sally I would like to say thank you to my mother for beating me when I was bad ... I would also like to say GO TO HELL DADDY Look at me know Bendayho I am in america while you rot in Cuba prison.."
(Bendayho spelling is off it is spanish Drill sargents use to call us it all the time A$$hole-Buck)
Djibouti Trolls
Buck-"Ole the Knife was working his toes out in this last game trying to give the Def as much room to work with as possible. 5 punts and 29 yard average the most you can ask from a seasoned kicker. Ole is def starting to make some improvments overall from last season and is a great asset to the Team."
Ole-"It has been a great season and will continue to be a great season. We work hard we trian hard and we make sure to play hard as well."
Khodumodumo's Revenge
Buck-"The revenge having a simialr start to the season as Microdizzle still have a few people working really hard to improve the team. Evan Faith Has been one of those players. With only 17 balls going his way so far this season he has gotten 170 yards total."
Evan-"This year has been tough but every great Team has a bad season. We will continue to work through this season and take it as a learning time. We will contend next season!"
MaRAWK!! o
Buck-"Keyaron Brooking has lead the team in tackles thus far into the seaosn with 39 and forced 5 fumbles with his head. I was surprised to get him away from his sheep grooming detials long enough to get to talk a bit with him."
Keyaron-"I play Football? BillSaidSux told me that we where playing a game of grab ass and I was suppose to be the main Ball handeler but that the other team keeps stopping me from having the ball. Hey do you like sheep? I got this pretty little girl here you could have for the night for only a doller, she is a good girl but new to the business ..."
Tripoli Terror
Buck-"Reyodin of Frostwolf has been a force on this team with 4 TD's with only 15 rushes per game.The man is working hard even though this season seems to have us all confused to where the Hell the Terror went from this team ..."
Reyodin-"After the win over MaRAWK!! o The team got a very strange sickness. We all have been in and out of the Hospital here and they all say the same thing. Having Everyone Play Between the Sheep Better know as H.E.P. B. really effected everyone they Bahh in thier sleep nightmares of wool falling from the stadium are just killing the team. We are in hopes of being healthy by the time we face you guys losing to MaRAWK!! o is one thing but losing to Microdizzle is another."
Dakar Lightning
Buck-"Peter Giuntoli although we all know his Teeth are something to be afriad of this man is a real Defensive threat. 40 HUGE tackles this season and is simply looking to add some more onto the list. Althought the team as a hole is struggeling your really making the best out of this how come your able to do this .."
Peter-"Well buck it is easy, befor every game I make a little doll of all the WR's and HB's of the other team. Right befor each play I run to the side lines and EAT ONE. I rip the head right off and sometimes put some gravy on them and EAT THEM. I really think that ding this helps not only to CRUSH my oppenents but is helping me too work on a great smile.
Liberty City Swingers
Buck-"Frederick A. "Ogre" Palowakski you are a very large man at only 229 LBS ... are you sure that roster card is right? You are leading the league right now just recently passing Jeff Lindsey in Tackles with 45 so far for this season 2 sacks/FF and PD what would you like to tell the teams you will be facing in the upcoming games"
Fred-"GOD I LOVE THIS GAME I was going to run for Govenor of California but instead I came her to hurt people and make thier dreams NOT come true. Unless being in the hospital or a coma was thier dream then i CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN. Just hear me know and listen to me later I am hear TO WRAP *clap* YOU UP!
Microdizzle Destroyers
Buck-"Now being from the team I had a great deal of talent that I could speak with From the GREAT tackling machine Jeff Lindsey, to our GREAT QB Vetle Forseth but no one person has really been the one to speak of. If I had to pick someone it would be Bruce Almighty With all the hopes and dreams of a star and the Power of God he has managed to pull off 2 TD's 290 yards so far this season. We are glad to have him as part of the team and we are in hopes that he stays another Bruce speak up"
Bruce-" This team has been good to me although i do wish for more. Money is good but more so the Wins. We are having some problems pulling everything together but in the long run I am sure we will do fine."
Minisink Warriors
Buck-"Pat Connor on this team that is having the same problem that MaRAWK!! o had last season is striving to be the best. Only 5 tackles behind the Oger he may end this season on the leader boards for the team. 40 tackles is nothing to look away from and on top of that he has a sack and a FF. Lets here it Pat."
Pat-"Plan and simple NON of you thought we would be able to do it but we are going for the perfect season MaRAWK!! odid it last season and we are trying our best to top them. I mean you should see our home town ... all 30 people thier have been jumping around in thier huts when we come back into town cheering us on. *tearing* I mean *little sob* my mother God rest her soul wanted me to do great things ... well MOM HERE I AM ON ROUTE TO A PERFECT SEASON !!!!!!!!
Well this is it for last nights games hope you all have a good read. More shall come after the next games.
(All or most of the above may or may not have been siad by any or all of them ... most likly none of this is true just deal with it and play along if you want, if not cry me a river. No I am not racist. No i do not care if your feelings are hurt. This is a game guys come on have some fun.)
Buck-"Coming off from thier 6th win a row this season with a huge win of the Terror. makes people wonder how can the player threats really be ALL the offense Line. Now we know that if it was not for that line they would not be putting the numbers up that they are BUT lets look a little furthur into this shall we ... I am going with thier DE Barhma Bull. This man is a tank. At 6'1" Weight at 278lbs this man is passing through the Offensive line like a Mexican burrito through a fat man. Stats you say ? How about 6 sacks so far for the season 11 tackles now those sacks have resulted in 21.5 yards lost from teams Tell me that does not hurt the moral when you see him coming. Comments big guy?
Barhma-"First off you call me big man again you little punk I will EAT YOU. Second I am Barhma Bull I come from a long line of Bull's. We do not stop I plan on getting the taste of every QB in this conference while I am here. I get on the field and all I can taste is blood, I want that ball and I do not care what it takes to get it."
Seattle NEThawks
Buck-"NEThawks looking for thier 7th win this season and how could they do it with out Abd Al-Ala Beshara. AL your working on 7 TD's 91 yards a game what is next?"
Al-"Did I say you could call me Al? Are you my mother? Do you pay my rent? Are you sucking my %$#$? Then show the Greatest WR of all times some respect The name is Abd Al-Ala Beshara You got that? Now for the furtur I expect to have a great season I am as you can see the only real threat on the NETHawkes and will remain to be the go to guy when times get tuff.. Now get out of here I am trying to take a bath you sick bastard."
UN Peacekeepers
Buck-:Thier was a nomination for a FB that seem to come through the PM's and this name came up ... Heywood Ja'blome. I took a look at his stats and thought to myself ... Did someone smoke thier breakfast? But with some more digging I found that Heywood did do one thing that impressed me and that was a mixture of Blocking for 2 1200 yard rushers last season, and helped one of the best pass protecting lines in the league keep pressure off the QB all season. The other thing I saw Was his Team spirt. with only 32.5 total yards this season it is obvious that he needed to help out the team every way possible, During the last Game Mr. Heywood Placed a skirt on and started helping out the cheerleaders while a back up took some snaps. He had this too say ..."
Heywood-"I'd rather let another man bed down my wife than let another FB block for my HB's."
Buck-"Are you saying your wife is up for grabs?"
Heywood-"You really are a sad sad man arn't you? No she is not just saying that I love my job and although my stats are not all that good on paper with out me thier would not be the holes that they find and our QB would take a beating I love to crack Skulls and Bones of the other teams."
Gambia Zulu nation
Buck-"Zulu coming from Destroying the Destroyers this last game have been by far a Team to not under-estimate when it comes game time. Although It would be nice to see them bite off thier own tung and choke on the remains it seems that they are a force to be rekkon with. devier. posey Comes to my mind when reviewing the game we just had. He beat the HELL out of our CB while catching the ball with his face and one hand to trap the ball, ran for 76 yards to gian his first TD of the season. devier. what you say about this?
devier.-"Not much really glad to see that your back on your feet last I saw of you thier was a nurse by you putting an IV in your arm, what happen thier I herd you crying like a toddler who was getting thier first tooth in. All I can really say is thank you to the Destroyers for your lack of good coverage and no real competition for me. See ya next year hope you can stay healthy for our next meeting."
Iowa Fortress
Buck-"Lets get right to this here ... Scott Norwood. One word Perfect. What a game you had 4/4 FG 4/4 PAT Great job."
Scott-"Well thank you for the notice of greatness usally you do not hear about the Kicker unless they are the reason you lost the game OR if it was the last play of the game that the kicker won the game for you. I just like to keep the Balls to the wall and the Dick's to the Chick's."
Cairo Centurians
Buck-"Austin Mceuen Is the man of the Team in my opinion ... For one reason and one reason only ... He puts up with D3 and his antics. This QB is not only playing his position but has to play day care keeper as well while D3 is on the field and here is why reported stright from Austin's mouth him self."
Ausint-"Thank you for talking with me and letting me voice a few things here. D3 is probly the biggest whine ass on the whole team. You know that towel I carry around on my belt it is not for my hands it is for D3 to wipe his tears with. If the ball does not go his way enough he cries if a D-line men stops his run it is our fault for not telling him to go to another hole, the guy needs to grow a piar and saddle up on his pony and move on. I am counting down to his retirment."
E'ci FAlkruns
Buck-" Coming from a crushing loss recently against the Fortress I had seen a great deal of talent in the E'ci FAlkruns. Synge "Ice Comet" McFizzle had a decent game with 2 TDs 145 yards and going 17/25. It seems though in this game that his counter part Johnny Rager had a great game as well 9/16 109 yards total. The Comet would not speak with me at all so I did get to talk to johnny and this is what he had to say."
Johnny-" The Comet just is really taking these loses hard and seems to get down on him self way to easy. The man is just what his name represents. Ridged cold and always right where you do not want him to be and that is right on spot. He places that ball into spots that I can not even fathem. I saw him in practice working on throwing the ball AROUND someone like they do with a bullet in that movie ... it was amazing."
Botswana Brownie Eaters
Buck-"Two names came through the wire late last night to me and that was the following people ... CB Cheesy Burrito, and thier Backup RB JT Sanders. Cheesy has been a great back up for the Team and is working hard to help out. he may only be third string right now for the #1 CB slot but his stats are looking very well. 14 tackles 1 Interception 1 FF and 9 PD this guy could light up the Offense if given a starter role. Sanders in this last game was doing very well and has keep the same flow thourhg out the season. Total season stats right now are 2 TD's 285 total yards and his average Yards a carry is 4.5 ..."
Sanders-"game time is Game time baby I am here when the starter gets tired I stay up late working on memorizing the routes and the plan for the next day I am Game time ready every day baby PUT ME IN COACH ..."
Cheesy-" Yes ... I like de ahhh foootball ... Very happy to be in America ... I would like to say Hi to my Family ... Ello to my loving wife My son Teddy My other soon Juan My other son Pablo My Other son George My other son Paco My other son Padre My other son Pablo My other son Teeto My daughters Mary Jennifer Sally I would like to say thank you to my mother for beating me when I was bad ... I would also like to say GO TO HELL DADDY Look at me know Bendayho I am in america while you rot in Cuba prison.."
(Bendayho spelling is off it is spanish Drill sargents use to call us it all the time A$$hole-Buck)
Djibouti Trolls
Buck-"Ole the Knife was working his toes out in this last game trying to give the Def as much room to work with as possible. 5 punts and 29 yard average the most you can ask from a seasoned kicker. Ole is def starting to make some improvments overall from last season and is a great asset to the Team."
Ole-"It has been a great season and will continue to be a great season. We work hard we trian hard and we make sure to play hard as well."
Khodumodumo's Revenge
Buck-"The revenge having a simialr start to the season as Microdizzle still have a few people working really hard to improve the team. Evan Faith Has been one of those players. With only 17 balls going his way so far this season he has gotten 170 yards total."
Evan-"This year has been tough but every great Team has a bad season. We will continue to work through this season and take it as a learning time. We will contend next season!"
MaRAWK!! o
Buck-"Keyaron Brooking has lead the team in tackles thus far into the seaosn with 39 and forced 5 fumbles with his head. I was surprised to get him away from his sheep grooming detials long enough to get to talk a bit with him."
Keyaron-"I play Football? BillSaidSux told me that we where playing a game of grab ass and I was suppose to be the main Ball handeler but that the other team keeps stopping me from having the ball. Hey do you like sheep? I got this pretty little girl here you could have for the night for only a doller, she is a good girl but new to the business ..."
Tripoli Terror
Buck-"Reyodin of Frostwolf has been a force on this team with 4 TD's with only 15 rushes per game.The man is working hard even though this season seems to have us all confused to where the Hell the Terror went from this team ..."
Reyodin-"After the win over MaRAWK!! o The team got a very strange sickness. We all have been in and out of the Hospital here and they all say the same thing. Having Everyone Play Between the Sheep Better know as H.E.P. B. really effected everyone they Bahh in thier sleep nightmares of wool falling from the stadium are just killing the team. We are in hopes of being healthy by the time we face you guys losing to MaRAWK!! o is one thing but losing to Microdizzle is another."
Dakar Lightning
Buck-"Peter Giuntoli although we all know his Teeth are something to be afriad of this man is a real Defensive threat. 40 HUGE tackles this season and is simply looking to add some more onto the list. Althought the team as a hole is struggeling your really making the best out of this how come your able to do this .."
Peter-"Well buck it is easy, befor every game I make a little doll of all the WR's and HB's of the other team. Right befor each play I run to the side lines and EAT ONE. I rip the head right off and sometimes put some gravy on them and EAT THEM. I really think that ding this helps not only to CRUSH my oppenents but is helping me too work on a great smile.
Liberty City Swingers
Buck-"Frederick A. "Ogre" Palowakski you are a very large man at only 229 LBS ... are you sure that roster card is right? You are leading the league right now just recently passing Jeff Lindsey in Tackles with 45 so far for this season 2 sacks/FF and PD what would you like to tell the teams you will be facing in the upcoming games"
Fred-"GOD I LOVE THIS GAME I was going to run for Govenor of California but instead I came her to hurt people and make thier dreams NOT come true. Unless being in the hospital or a coma was thier dream then i CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN. Just hear me know and listen to me later I am hear TO WRAP *clap* YOU UP!
Microdizzle Destroyers
Buck-"Now being from the team I had a great deal of talent that I could speak with From the GREAT tackling machine Jeff Lindsey, to our GREAT QB Vetle Forseth but no one person has really been the one to speak of. If I had to pick someone it would be Bruce Almighty With all the hopes and dreams of a star and the Power of God he has managed to pull off 2 TD's 290 yards so far this season. We are glad to have him as part of the team and we are in hopes that he stays another Bruce speak up"
Bruce-" This team has been good to me although i do wish for more. Money is good but more so the Wins. We are having some problems pulling everything together but in the long run I am sure we will do fine."
Minisink Warriors
Buck-"Pat Connor on this team that is having the same problem that MaRAWK!! o had last season is striving to be the best. Only 5 tackles behind the Oger he may end this season on the leader boards for the team. 40 tackles is nothing to look away from and on top of that he has a sack and a FF. Lets here it Pat."
Pat-"Plan and simple NON of you thought we would be able to do it but we are going for the perfect season MaRAWK!! odid it last season and we are trying our best to top them. I mean you should see our home town ... all 30 people thier have been jumping around in thier huts when we come back into town cheering us on. *tearing* I mean *little sob* my mother God rest her soul wanted me to do great things ... well MOM HERE I AM ON ROUTE TO A PERFECT SEASON !!!!!!!!
Well this is it for last nights games hope you all have a good read. More shall come after the next games.
(All or most of the above may or may not have been siad by any or all of them ... most likly none of this is true just deal with it and play along if you want, if not cry me a river. No I am not racist. No i do not care if your feelings are hurt. This is a game guys come on have some fun.)
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