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Algeria Addiction at Cambodia Mountain Men:
- The Cambodians find winning games an addicting feeling, but Algeria show them most habits have quite a come down from from their staggering heights.
ADDICTION by 18
The Vestibule Rickrollers at Sumatra Swarm:
-Depressed from last week's upset loss, the Rickrollers just want to tell Sumatra how they're feeling. Never the best of listeners, the Swarm rip them to shreds.
SWARM by 21
Krungthep Garudas at Manila Cyberballers:
- The Garudas continue to roll on with their win streak. Manila, while more than a bump in the road, aren't able to stop them despite their best efforts.
GARUDAS by 14
Hagatna Dogs at Bay Area Riders:
- The strays, hungry for another win this season, find the Bay Area a rough place for a mutt. The Riders take the Dogs to obedience school.
RIDERS by 17
Mongolian Horde at Ho Chi Minh Hookers:
- This has all the makings of a great match. Hordes vs Whores, this contest will have both sides hitting the mattresses. Hookers keep it close, but the Horde come out on top.
HORDE by 6
Phuket Water Dragons at Columbus Black Knights:
- A mythological clash of the ages, the Knights try to defend their castle against the Dragon siege. These teams match up very evenly, so it's anybody's game. I predict the Knights holding on in a battle of attrition.
BLACK KNIGHTS by 2
Hong Kong Gunslingers at Hiroshima Radiation:
- Tips to remember.. 1) Do not bring a knife to a gunfight. 2)Do not bring a gun to total nuclear war. Gunslingers get nuked back to the Stone Age.
RADIATION by 49
Salford Storm at Phnom Penh Samurai:
- The Samurai try to keep it respectable, but are unable to drive back the Storm. Katanas are great lightning rods, if you remember not to hold them.
STORM by 24
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Singapore Flames at Manila Envelopes:
- Manila mails it in, and provides nothing more than fuel for Singapore's fire. The Flames continue to build momentum as the bonfire builds to inferno level.
FLAMES by 16
Bangkok Blue Demons at San Fran Gold Rush:
- This could be a preview game of the Zeta playoffs. Two powerhouses of the conference go all out to see who's made of stronger stuff. A very close game, but Bangkok's passing game finishes the Rush off in the final moments of the match.
BLUE DEMONS by 6
Sault Ste Marie Metalheads at Thung Yai Tigers:
- The tigers press forward with a fierce attack, but the Metalheads are survivors, plucking the eyes from the tiger. Blinded, Thung Yai falter in the second half.
METALHEADS by 12
The Elephant Riders at Jakarta Jack Hammers:
- The Riders are cruising along the path to the playoffs, until they find the Jack Hammers have demolished the road. A classic gridiron stuggle, these two teams go back and forth all game and into overtime. Jack Hammers secure the upset with a long field goal.
JACK HAMMERS by 3
Bien Hoa Bushidos at Davao Destructobots:
- Another close match, but the Destructobots are fed up losing close games, and make sure they win this one. Bushidos fight admirably but Davao seals the deal.
DESTRUCTOBOTS by 4
Hong Kong Hustlers at Maldives Munching Moles:
- Moles are improving game by game, but still don't have what it takes to hang with the Hustlers, who turn this trick with the ease and sleaze of a pro.
HUSTLERS by 28
Xi'an Xplosivo at Thailand Cheap Toys:
- Long overdue for a win, the Toys face off against Xi'an hoping to get things turned around. Unfortunately for them, the plan blows up in thier faces.
XPLOSIVO by 9
Garut Fire Horses at Yamato Spirit:
- Both teams are pumped up for this match, each hoping to get their first win of the season. The horses gallop over the Spirit to chalk up their first W, and with having already played several of Zeta's better teams, hope to maintain their pace into a more respectable standing.
FIRE HORSES by 30
Algeria Addiction at Cambodia Mountain Men:
- The Cambodians find winning games an addicting feeling, but Algeria show them most habits have quite a come down from from their staggering heights.
ADDICTION by 18
The Vestibule Rickrollers at Sumatra Swarm:
-Depressed from last week's upset loss, the Rickrollers just want to tell Sumatra how they're feeling. Never the best of listeners, the Swarm rip them to shreds.
SWARM by 21
Krungthep Garudas at Manila Cyberballers:
- The Garudas continue to roll on with their win streak. Manila, while more than a bump in the road, aren't able to stop them despite their best efforts.
GARUDAS by 14
Hagatna Dogs at Bay Area Riders:
- The strays, hungry for another win this season, find the Bay Area a rough place for a mutt. The Riders take the Dogs to obedience school.
RIDERS by 17
Mongolian Horde at Ho Chi Minh Hookers:
- This has all the makings of a great match. Hordes vs Whores, this contest will have both sides hitting the mattresses. Hookers keep it close, but the Horde come out on top.
HORDE by 6
Phuket Water Dragons at Columbus Black Knights:
- A mythological clash of the ages, the Knights try to defend their castle against the Dragon siege. These teams match up very evenly, so it's anybody's game. I predict the Knights holding on in a battle of attrition.
BLACK KNIGHTS by 2
Hong Kong Gunslingers at Hiroshima Radiation:
- Tips to remember.. 1) Do not bring a knife to a gunfight. 2)Do not bring a gun to total nuclear war. Gunslingers get nuked back to the Stone Age.
RADIATION by 49
Salford Storm at Phnom Penh Samurai:
- The Samurai try to keep it respectable, but are unable to drive back the Storm. Katanas are great lightning rods, if you remember not to hold them.
STORM by 24
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Singapore Flames at Manila Envelopes:
- Manila mails it in, and provides nothing more than fuel for Singapore's fire. The Flames continue to build momentum as the bonfire builds to inferno level.
FLAMES by 16
Bangkok Blue Demons at San Fran Gold Rush:
- This could be a preview game of the Zeta playoffs. Two powerhouses of the conference go all out to see who's made of stronger stuff. A very close game, but Bangkok's passing game finishes the Rush off in the final moments of the match.
BLUE DEMONS by 6
Sault Ste Marie Metalheads at Thung Yai Tigers:
- The tigers press forward with a fierce attack, but the Metalheads are survivors, plucking the eyes from the tiger. Blinded, Thung Yai falter in the second half.
METALHEADS by 12
The Elephant Riders at Jakarta Jack Hammers:
- The Riders are cruising along the path to the playoffs, until they find the Jack Hammers have demolished the road. A classic gridiron stuggle, these two teams go back and forth all game and into overtime. Jack Hammers secure the upset with a long field goal.
JACK HAMMERS by 3
Bien Hoa Bushidos at Davao Destructobots:
- Another close match, but the Destructobots are fed up losing close games, and make sure they win this one. Bushidos fight admirably but Davao seals the deal.
DESTRUCTOBOTS by 4
Hong Kong Hustlers at Maldives Munching Moles:
- Moles are improving game by game, but still don't have what it takes to hang with the Hustlers, who turn this trick with the ease and sleaze of a pro.
HUSTLERS by 28
Xi'an Xplosivo at Thailand Cheap Toys:
- Long overdue for a win, the Toys face off against Xi'an hoping to get things turned around. Unfortunately for them, the plan blows up in thier faces.
XPLOSIVO by 9
Garut Fire Horses at Yamato Spirit:
- Both teams are pumped up for this match, each hoping to get their first win of the season. The horses gallop over the Spirit to chalk up their first W, and with having already played several of Zeta's better teams, hope to maintain their pace into a more respectable standing.
FIRE HORSES by 30
