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In response to the requests from many of our fans that it really is too hot at the Hawks Nest during our games (temperatures around 30 degrees centigrade) or (1000 female fans circulating in their lingerie), Lefkada are pleased to announce that - effective immediately - there will be upgrades to the comfort level of the fans.

Foggers to spray cooling water upon the fans will be placed at strategic positions in the stands.

Foam paddling pools will be placed near the sidelines for any of the female fans who wish to cool off.

(and if that doesn't distract attention from the performances on the field, I don't know what will).

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I'm thinking clothing optional days should eb the next order of business. Or how about "half off for those who take all off"?
 
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Originally posted by MeatBomb
I'm thinking clothing optional days should eb the next order of business. Or how about "half off for those who take all off"?


certainly not. This is a highly respectable outfit. And popular - did I mention that the number of female fans attending our games has increased?

 
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(1000 female fans circulating in their lingerie)
Foggers to spray cooling water upon the fans will be placed at strategic positions in the stands.

Foam paddling pools will be placed near the sidelines for any of the female fans who wish to cool off.

(and if that doesn't distract attention from the performances on the field, I don't know what will).

Have you considered this might have something to do with that losing streak? Zombies don't care about all those hot chicks while I'm certain its causing distractions for your own team lol. All joking aside I'm rooting for you Sea Hawks! Until we meet that is of course.
 
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Originally posted by blackic_menace
(1000 female fans circulating in their lingerie)
Foggers to spray cooling water upon the fans will be placed at strategic positions in the stands.

Foam paddling pools will be placed near the sidelines for any of the female fans who wish to cool off.

(and if that doesn't distract attention from the performances on the field, I don't know what will).

Have you considered this might have something to do with that losing streak? Zombies don't care about all those hot chicks while I'm certain its causing distractions for your own team lol. All joking aside I'm rooting for you Sea Hawks! Until we meet that is of course.



Lefkada is a zombie free zone. I inspect the place personally every day, and I can assure you - we have no zombies!
 
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Hmm, guess I wasn't clear with what I was getting at! Your players are more interested in those chicks in lingerie then the zombies you have been playing. Try raw steak on sticks that may get their attention.
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