Agent Buck Nutty in his recruiting and scouting reports today that most of the well know "Player Threats" listed on each team do not seem to be the real "Threats" So here is some updates and the remarks that he got when talking with these players.
Comoros Crocodiles
Buck-"Hello Erik Metcalf you are a WR for Comoros Crocodiles I feel I should be saying you are THE WR for Comoros Crocodiles with only 11 balls going your way this season in 3 games you are making the best of what you are given. No drops 4 TD's total of 323.5 yards what do you have to say about the fact of not being labeled as a Player Threat?"
"Well frankly if I am not labled a Threat people will under estamate me and this only pushes me more for being the best I mean if the team would rather have the Line be labled the game makers so be it but they are usally never talked about so I think that is great for the Fans to really see them and what they do. I would Like to mention someone that I think would have been a better choice then me was Vegas Daniels he grabbed a ball out of mid air and ran it back for a TD 101 yards and still played the next set of downs for us great man. He even had time to sign an auto graph or two while the team cought up to that speed demon."
Seattle NEThawks
Buck-"Hello TM Madman you are the HB for Seattle NEThawks and from what I am seeing here in your stats you are The man to beat on the ground 3 games passed 280 total yards so far and 5 TD's what is your plan for this season?
"My Plan is simple ... shut D3 UP ... he is no prodigy I mean come on he is 3 TD's behind me and 10 yards what is he doing running backwards to pad his stats. Ask me he needs to get his head in the Game and eyes on the prize I will be taking from him."
Iowa Fortress
Buck-"Hello Joshua Haverson CB of Iowa Fortress I am seeing here a great deal of tackles from you so far this season 27 but that is not the large thing that stands out to me it is the 19 Passes that you have swatted down with those hands of yours Leading the league at this point"
"Well really it is all about the team we had a not so good season last year and we are really planning on hitting the playoffs and win our team a well deserved championship.
Cairo Centurians
Buck-"Hey Darshan Armani you are the Back up HB for Ciaro and looking at your stats I am not sure why. 3 games 251 yards right now 4.7 yards a carry topping D3 it does seem though that your not used in the cluch any thoughts?"
"Well I trust the GM's and Owners and what they feel is best for the team I know that my level of playing has not reached the same caliber as D3 and I continue to work as hard as I can to show my improvments. I would be lieing if I siad that I wish D3 tripped on the field and was out for a game or two but We need him he is a solid player and only slightly annoying in the locker room."
UN Peacekeepers
Buck-"Cheeks Pounder I see your working hard on this defense for the UN that only seems to think the O-Line deserves credit. Great picture by the way on your website have you been working your buttox latly? I mean here you are 16 tackles 2 sacks for 10 yards lost and 3 Passes swated down and no mention at all ... thoughts?"
"Well it has always been this way and always will be this way. It is good that people like your self are shoing the great people on the teams that never get herd of but Ofense wins the Game and the Defense just keeps the other team from scoring too much. What picture you talking about ... that is my %$#^ing wife you pompis @$$ O YOU BETTER RUN..."
E'ci FAlkruns
Buck-"Mike D'Tigre ... 18 tackles 7 pass deflections and yet Big JD is listed as a player threat with 8 tackels and 1 pass knocked down how can this be?"
"I am not really sure why I am a team player and simply focus on what I am suppose to be doing and just love this team and my job. I can not ask for much more out of this team then maybe a bigger locker room some of these Linemen don't take a bath unless we lose a game."
Gambia Zulu nation
Buck-"nate manley How the hell are you not a player threat? I guess someone that scores 7 TD for a team is just not enough these days ..."
"Well Buck the locker room is filled with people yelling about Shaka and The rise of the Zulu kingdom under Shaka and really just drives a man nuts. I love my team and all but if your not sitting on the Shaka ban waggin your nothing to this team. O yeah and D3 you may wanna start praying to the SHAKA that i do not run into you in a back ally way one of these nights your mouth is all you have for talent ..."
Djibouti Trolls
Buck-"BIG Brad Hoover a FB with more Power then a Dodge charger 5.4 yards a carry one TD but only 7 touches on that ball what is going on?"
"Well day siad dat I eat too many goats, but i said i like da goats and den i hit the QB wit da leg bone and he cried like little sissy. So he top givin me dah ball I tell ya me bedder den dat D3 just look at me I hansome and have only 3 chins he can not even hold up his gym bag. i'm hungry you kinda look like goat ..."
Buck-"Well with that I will add in the rest of the interviews later after I have taken a shower. Never been that close to being consumed by another living thing befor Thank you Dan Fish for distracting him with the remains of the old FB."
(All or most of the above may or may not have been siad by any or all of them ... most likly none of this is true just deal with it and play along if you want, if not cry me a river.)
Comoros Crocodiles
Buck-"Hello Erik Metcalf you are a WR for Comoros Crocodiles I feel I should be saying you are THE WR for Comoros Crocodiles with only 11 balls going your way this season in 3 games you are making the best of what you are given. No drops 4 TD's total of 323.5 yards what do you have to say about the fact of not being labeled as a Player Threat?"
"Well frankly if I am not labled a Threat people will under estamate me and this only pushes me more for being the best I mean if the team would rather have the Line be labled the game makers so be it but they are usally never talked about so I think that is great for the Fans to really see them and what they do. I would Like to mention someone that I think would have been a better choice then me was Vegas Daniels he grabbed a ball out of mid air and ran it back for a TD 101 yards and still played the next set of downs for us great man. He even had time to sign an auto graph or two while the team cought up to that speed demon."
Seattle NEThawks
Buck-"Hello TM Madman you are the HB for Seattle NEThawks and from what I am seeing here in your stats you are The man to beat on the ground 3 games passed 280 total yards so far and 5 TD's what is your plan for this season?
"My Plan is simple ... shut D3 UP ... he is no prodigy I mean come on he is 3 TD's behind me and 10 yards what is he doing running backwards to pad his stats. Ask me he needs to get his head in the Game and eyes on the prize I will be taking from him."
Iowa Fortress
Buck-"Hello Joshua Haverson CB of Iowa Fortress I am seeing here a great deal of tackles from you so far this season 27 but that is not the large thing that stands out to me it is the 19 Passes that you have swatted down with those hands of yours Leading the league at this point"
"Well really it is all about the team we had a not so good season last year and we are really planning on hitting the playoffs and win our team a well deserved championship.
Cairo Centurians
Buck-"Hey Darshan Armani you are the Back up HB for Ciaro and looking at your stats I am not sure why. 3 games 251 yards right now 4.7 yards a carry topping D3 it does seem though that your not used in the cluch any thoughts?"
"Well I trust the GM's and Owners and what they feel is best for the team I know that my level of playing has not reached the same caliber as D3 and I continue to work as hard as I can to show my improvments. I would be lieing if I siad that I wish D3 tripped on the field and was out for a game or two but We need him he is a solid player and only slightly annoying in the locker room."
UN Peacekeepers
Buck-"Cheeks Pounder I see your working hard on this defense for the UN that only seems to think the O-Line deserves credit. Great picture by the way on your website have you been working your buttox latly? I mean here you are 16 tackles 2 sacks for 10 yards lost and 3 Passes swated down and no mention at all ... thoughts?"
"Well it has always been this way and always will be this way. It is good that people like your self are shoing the great people on the teams that never get herd of but Ofense wins the Game and the Defense just keeps the other team from scoring too much. What picture you talking about ... that is my %$#^ing wife you pompis @$$ O YOU BETTER RUN..."
E'ci FAlkruns
Buck-"Mike D'Tigre ... 18 tackles 7 pass deflections and yet Big JD is listed as a player threat with 8 tackels and 1 pass knocked down how can this be?"
"I am not really sure why I am a team player and simply focus on what I am suppose to be doing and just love this team and my job. I can not ask for much more out of this team then maybe a bigger locker room some of these Linemen don't take a bath unless we lose a game."
Gambia Zulu nation
Buck-"nate manley How the hell are you not a player threat? I guess someone that scores 7 TD for a team is just not enough these days ..."
"Well Buck the locker room is filled with people yelling about Shaka and The rise of the Zulu kingdom under Shaka and really just drives a man nuts. I love my team and all but if your not sitting on the Shaka ban waggin your nothing to this team. O yeah and D3 you may wanna start praying to the SHAKA that i do not run into you in a back ally way one of these nights your mouth is all you have for talent ..."
Djibouti Trolls
Buck-"BIG Brad Hoover a FB with more Power then a Dodge charger 5.4 yards a carry one TD but only 7 touches on that ball what is going on?"
"Well day siad dat I eat too many goats, but i said i like da goats and den i hit the QB wit da leg bone and he cried like little sissy. So he top givin me dah ball I tell ya me bedder den dat D3 just look at me I hansome and have only 3 chins he can not even hold up his gym bag. i'm hungry you kinda look like goat ..."
Buck-"Well with that I will add in the rest of the interviews later after I have taken a shower. Never been that close to being consumed by another living thing befor Thank you Dan Fish for distracting him with the remains of the old FB."
(All or most of the above may or may not have been siad by any or all of them ... most likly none of this is true just deal with it and play along if you want, if not cry me a river.)
Last edited Aug 8, 2008 11:33:44
