Originally posted by Draven
I just got to ask why is your stadium called Vampire Stadium. It should be called "The Cemetery" that would be scary. LOL !!!
We are coming with our Holy Water and Wooden Stakes. All our players custom equipment is Crucifixes, we are going to roll some Vampire heads.
Good luck guys !!! Actually I've thought of changing the name about a dozen times from the Coffin to Tomb of the Undead to the Red Cross Donation Center but haven't been able to commit. We've been to busy installing the new dome that will block out the days light and training a new security staff to make sure you and your fans don't bring any unwanted paraphernalia. You may want to warn them now that no cavity will go un checked and since security is the living dead they have been told to enchant a few fans to make sure they really enjoy the search ( rumor is it will be tough to find one that doesn't, but you know how rumors are )( rumor allso has it that all rumors start in Serbia, but again who really knows ) We've also gone to great lengths to hire Matthew Estrella, and even though he doesn't know football, Tim Donaghy is going to be the umpire, ref and line judge. We've also brought back Jim Jones from the dead ( hey we're Vampires we can do these things ) he's brought his own gatorade for the visitors bench. Satan will be there of course, I used to like Satan but he came with contracts for all of your players and when I asked about signing a couple of our guys to the big team he just lauged and said something about not signing what he all ready owns. I have been on the phone with Scott Boris's secretary all day but he won't return my call to tell me what we signed. Last but not least, just to show you we are good sports, we've flown in Bubbles from trailer park boys ( knew you'd be excited! ) he will be manning the Medical tent to make sure of all of the hurt pussy cats get special attention.
Let's have a great game guys we've been looking forward to this for weeks
