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reports are still flying in, but some time this morning at lest 1 player from every team in the east was arrested in connection to the vandalism of all scope's in the ambush's locker room.
Early reports are saying that intimidated players from the east broke in and started destroying the teams equipment to try and gain a fair edge against the team that is surely going to dominate the east. After speaking with there GM Eastcoastbrian, we were told that the team is fine and all equipment would be replaced before the start of the new season. there only concern was for there lowly kicker who may have been abducted and being held hostage by the rouge players still at large.

Team owners were not available for comment.
 
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UPDATE

TEAM GM MRojas, WAS JUST ARRESTED FOR QUESTING AFTER RELEASING THIS STATEMENT

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-Week 11 Already Chalked in the W.
Last edited Jul 31, 2008 12:34:29
 
Gator93
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Tigol Bitties, http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=133687 the fastest man on the earth with the biggest man boobs is currently sitting on the kickers face.
 
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An Anonymous source has said "the kicker is going to die of suffocation", but demands have not yet been sent to local authority.
 
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LOL! I'm not the team owner just the DC I'll have some surprises instore for your O line....if you can even call it that.

As for the kicker, I think your waterboy would do a better job.
 
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ok buddy that's it. i am pulling the plug on your pond!
 
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HAHA!
 
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It's all love, should be a good matchup week 11 once your players have boosted and maxed XP.
 
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i hope its a good match up every week! or every two days i should say!
lol.
Last edited Jul 31, 2008 12:45:06
 
Buzz Kill
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man always talking about me and my kicking skills. i know you guys are jealous but stop. your making me blush. lol
 
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rotflmao....

UPDATE kicker was release because the abductors just couldn't handle his gloating any longer.
 
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ahh dang it. i have to turn into a Qb now. space i am coming for your job.
 
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[IMG]http://i35.tinypic.com/33wqxqt.jpg[/IMG]

bet you no one has that choice and i mean noone.
 
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Pshh this is football who cares who gets arrested as long as its a good player, with the right lawyer, you can get away with anything, *pokes michael vick for being an idiot and pleading guilty*
 
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LOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!
 


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