On opening night in their new stadium "The Slaughterhouse", the Montengro Meat will be planning to give away free kitchen knives and Vodka to the first 6000 fans through the gate. Police Officers and EMT's will be on hand to assist with any unfrotunate incidences. We will also be sponsoring a canned crab meat food drive benefiting the local sexual predators halfway house. We are planning to construct a playground next door for the area children. The Meat, Montenegro's local social givers, are always eager to help out in the community!
BTW, stay tuned for game two when we had out 3 day old fish, bourbon, and mace to the first 5000 lucky fans.
BTW, stay tuned for game two when we had out 3 day old fish, bourbon, and mace to the first 5000 lucky fans.
Last edited Jul 27, 2008 10:17:12
