LETS TRY NOT TO LET THIS GET TO OUT OF HAND. lol.
Remember this is based upon stats and how well the team performed. If a team didn’t perform very well maybe that means a player didn’t deserve to be on here. It’s just for fun and entertainment .. Gives everyone something new to talk about. Players got #1, #2, #3, or #4 based on the number of votes and what number they were voted for. Coaches were chosen by the two teams playing in the championship game.
Congratulations to everyone who was voted in.
Team:
The Lions
Coached By:
PsydePhuk
Offensive Coordinator:
PsydePhuk
Defensive Coordinator:
Blitz24
QUARTERBACK -
QB #1 - J.C. Unitas - Seychelles Island Sea Wolves - Unanimously voted in as the number 1 QB. Good TD : INT Ratio and high percentage completed. Very much deserved.
QB #2 - Coop DeVille - Uganda Headhunters - High yards per attempt and per completion. Good TD Count.
Honorable Mention Votes - Trace Wilkins and Marv YoungBlood.
RUNNING BACK -
RB #1 - A - Train Sanders - Seychelles Island Sea Wolves - Very close between him and Ricky Charles. Had the edge in TD’s.
RB #2 - Ricky Charles - Texas Legends - Played two less games than most of the RB’s in the league but still managed more yards and 5th most TD’s. Helped his team down the stretch and now there in the conference championship. Glad to see he made it on here.
FULLBACK -
FB #1 - Dan Hooper - Zimbabwe Beavers - Finished the season with 19 TD’s, most in the league. Averaged 4.9 yards a carry while breaking 76 tackles. Helped carry his team to the number 2 rushing offense short of number 1 by only 2 yards. Not sure if anyone deserves to be on this list more than him.
Honorable Mention Votes - Chad Martin, Frank Solich, and Jacob Smiley.
TIGHT END -
TE #1 - Theis Jørgensen - Equatorial Guinea Flames - Productive season as a TE. 100 Receptions with 9 TD’s is crazy. Wish my guy did that good!
TE #2 - Josh Swanson - Ivory Coast Long Dongs - Made a good run for number 1 but in the end was about a vote shy.
Honorable Mention Votes - Jake Stichter.
WIDE RECEIVER -
WR #1 - Rod “Deep Threat” Jones - Gabon Forest Dragons - Helped the dragons to an impressive 12 - 4 record while leading the league in passing. Didn’t record to many TD’s but he was number 1 in yards and 4th in receptions. Impressive.
WR #2 - Quincy Jackson - Tuscaloosa Bulls - Racked in the Wins, Yards, and TD’s. Speaks for itself …
WR #3 - Jeremy Little - Seychelles Island Sea Wolves - TD’s, Yards, Receptions…
WR #4 - Skye Dyver - Uganda Headhunters - I’m sure it was hard to pick a number 4 but Skye just slid in there. Any of the honorable mention guys could of grabbed this spot and held it well.
Honorable Mention Votes - Put Me In Coach, Elusive Juice, Deap Thawts and Ace Cashton.
CENTER -
C #1 - Simpson Homer - Zimbabwe Beavers - Led the league in pancakes for CENTERS. Anchored the number 2 rushing team in the league. Very nicely done.
C #2 - Corey Edwards - Gabon Forest Dragons - Gave Simpson and good run but I’m sure the Beavers running game and record had something to do with Corey only grabbing second.
Honorable Mention Votes - Ted Kawkwell.
GUARD -
G #1 - Sir Eats A Lot - Texas Legends - Uncontested for the number 1 spot … Maximum pancakes on minimal plays.
G #2 - Tommy LaSorda - Texas Legends - Great pancake count and helped lead the number 1 rushing offense.
G #3 - Anvil Stoutwell - Kalahari Thunder Lizards - They didn’t end up a top team but this guy played great for them. On minimal plays he was still 4th in pancakes.
Honorable Mention Votes - Simpson Bart.
OFFENSIVE TACKLE -
OT #1 - Big Black Boykin - Zimbabwe Beavers - Unanimously voted the number one spot. Easily deserved. Great season.
OT #2 - Shock Shock Boom - Gambia Diamond Cutters - Winning team with high amount of pancakes for an OT …
OT #3 - Theodore Long - Seychelles Island Sea Wolves - Even though he is no longer in our league, this is where he would have been. Blocking for a team that ended up with good rushing stats and pancakes.
Honorable Mention Votes - Heavens Wall, ILA VEATINCLAM, Don’t Hate While Your On Your Back ( He Is Also No Longer With Us ).
DEFENSIVE TACKLE / NOSE TACKLE -
DT / NT #1 - Kibbles N' Bits - Texas Legends - Very close with The Governator but he got voted number 1 on more ballots than The Governator. Both deserve the number one spot.
DT / NT #2 - The Governator - Texas Legends - Sacks, Tackles, Hurries… Great season overall. Cant complain. Good luck next year.
DT / NT #3 - Halfman Halfamazing - Kalahari Thunder Lizards - Played well throughout the whole season just hard to compare what the Texas Legends DT / NT brought to the table.
Honorable Mention Votes - Shawn Bayne.
DEFENSIVE END -
DE #1 - Jason Titsworth - Gabon Forest Dragons - Finished the season tied for Sack lead and very high in tackles compared to most other DE’s.
DE #2 - Donny Humphrey - Zimbabwe Beavers - Helped create an amazing defense with the Beavers. Came through for us when we needed him most. Definitely a captain on our team.
DE #3 - Hurry Back - Texas Legends - Was very close to being number 2 but I believe it was Donny’s FF’s and hurries that got him on top. Also, Donny is on the team representing the Lion Conference.
Honorable Mention Votes - NJ Feaster and Brass Ball Distraction.
LINEBACKER -
LB #1 - George Rose - Ivory Coast Long Dongs - Put together a nice season as a LB. Some of the better teams didn’t get as many opportunities to make tackles and everything but he still did a nice job.
LB #2 - JOE O… - Bombali Brown-Browns - Got tackles and forced fumbles. Probably had more chances at tackles as well.
LB #3 - Henry Flag - Kalahari Thunder Lizards - Racked in the tackles while also getting a defensive TD. Something no other Linebacker on here did.
LB #4 - Julian Peterson Jr. - Seychelles Island Sea Wolves - Good combination of FF’s, INT’s, and tackles. On a good team I’m sure he had less chances that most .. Good job.
LB #5 - Ulrich Von Lichtenstein - Zimbabwe Beavers - Slipped in at number 5. Would of liked to see him a little higher, but didn’t get the stats some of the other players got. Led a great defense with a good FF / INT count which most came late in the season.
Honorable Mention Votes - Flamin’ Wang, and multiple others with one vote each.
CORNERBACK -
CB #1 - Jeremiah Castille - Tuscaloosa Bulls - INT’s, FF’s, Fumble Recoveries and PD’s .. All very nice. Probably helped his team win a couple games.
CB #2 - Samuel Shutdown - StingTalk Yellow Jackets - Leading the league in INT’s caught owners eyes I’m sure. My CB has two awards for INT’s
. Good job.
CB #3 - Uriah Heap - Gambia Diamond Cutters - Led one of the better teams on defense. Good pass defense and INT Count.
CB #4 - Lee Young - Zimbabwe Beavers - Glad owners saw his shut down ability over his lack of stats. Not many QB’s threw his way and my owner could vouch for that. Great ability to get down field on special teams and good vision. Even though my own owner didn’t vote for him, glad he still made it in by one position vote.
Honorable Mention Votes - Lockdown Brown and Javy Arenas.
FREE SAFETY -
FS #1 - Eldrickk Woods - Bombali Brown-Browns - Tackles and PD’s… And the votes of course.
FS #2 - Josh Gattis - Cape Town Crusiaders - Tackles and PD’s …
Honorable Mention Votes - Brent Alves ( I believe he deserved a spot .. ).
STRONG SAFETY -
SS #1 - Ali Bee - StingTalk Yellow Jackets - Great amount of tackles and INT’s for a safety..
SS #2 - Inhumane Torpedo - Seychelles Island Sea Wolves - Tackles, winning record, PD’s, FF’s .. Not bad. Congratz.
KICKER / PUNTER -
K - Bradley Vinateri - Texas Legends - Good stats all around. High percentages.
P - Sal E. Mander - Morocco Hairs - Punt yards with a good average …
KICK RETURNER / PUNT RETURNER -
KR - Lee Young - Zimbabwe Beavers - Tied for most kick returns for a TD and highest average.
PR - Lee Young - Zimbabwe Beavers - Most punt returns for a TD along with highest punt return average. Well deserved.
Team: | Positions Voted In:
Zimbabwe Beavers - 8 Positions. (3 By Lee Young)
Texas Legends - 7 Positions.
Seychelles Island Sea Wolves - 6 Positions.
Gabon Forest Dragons - 3 Positions.
Kalahari Thunder Lizards - 3 Positions.
Gambia Diamond Cutters - 2 Positions.
Uganda Headhunters - 2 Positions.
Tuscaloosa Bulls - 2 Positions.
StingTalk Yellow Jackets - 2 Positions.
Ivory Coast Long Dongs - 2 Positions.
Bombali Brown-Browns - 2 Positions.
Cape Town Crusiaders - 1 Position.
Equatorial Guinea Flames - 1 Position.
Morocco Hares - 1 Position.
Kenya Naturals - ZERO.
Madagascar Horn Farm - ZERO.
Team:
The Elephants (Boooo)
Coached By:
theonlynuts
Offensive Coordinator:
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Defensive Coordinator:
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QUARTERBACK -
QB #1 - JACQUE STRAPPIN' - Transatlantic Fear - Led the whole league in pass yards and TD’s. Also led his team to an undefeated regular season. Very well deserved.
QB #2 - Leopold "Butters" Stotch - Somalia Wildcats - Had a higher percentage then Jacque, but couldn’t get close enough in TD’s. Great season for you though. Good luck in the championship.
Honorable Mention Votes - Jimmy McMahon.
RUNNING BACK -
RB #1 - Light Saber - Central African Wild Dogs - Led the whole league in rushing yards. Also finished with the highest TD count. No one could replace him.
RB #2 -Stew Cambell - Kibwezi Choppaholix - Second highest average next to Light Saber. Sufficient yards with nice TD count.
FULLBACK -
FB #1 - Ameer Reema - Central African Wild Dogs - Blocked for the number 1 running back. Not much more to say.
TIGHT END -
TE #1- Kyle Longwanger - Kibwezi Choppaholix - Highest receiving yards for a TE in the conference. Deserved to be on here somewhere.
TE #2 - Lol Pikachu - Casablanca Sultans - His team and stats kind of flew under the radar. Productive season for a TE. Wish my TE had performed this well.
WIDE RECEIVER -
WR #1 - Chest Rockwells - Transatlantic Fear - Unanimous decision. Helped Jacque become the number one QB and helped Transatlantic be the number one team during the regular season. All his stats accumulated in 13 games.
WR #2 - Jordan Yantha - Krakow Tigers - Yards, Receptions, and TD’s. Just hard to compete with Chest’s performance.
WR #3 - Juice Powers - Somalia Wildcats - Led the league in receptions .. Great yardage and TD count. But again, hard to compete with the two above.
WR #4 - Jeremiah "Grease" Malone - Las Vegas Knights - TD’s, yards, receptions.. Team finished second in conference passing. Not bad at all.
CENTER -
C #1 - Southern Flavor- Tanzanian Terror - Second highest pancake count in the conference. Most for a center.
C #2 - Eon Blue - Krakow Tigers - Third highest pancake count in the conference. Second as a center.
GUARD -
G #1 - Mikey Hawk - Somalia Wildcats - Unanimous by obviously leading the league in pancakes and anchoring a line for a great passing team.
G #2 - Tomas Falkelind - Transatlantic Fear - Another great passing team and I’m sure he helped build that. Good pancake count.
G #3 - Arturo Sandoval - Tanzanian Terror - With minimal plays he had a high pancake count.
OFFENSIVE TACKLE -
OT #1 - Gunner Stall - Somalia Wildcats - Helped anchor a great passing team by protecting the QB. Also finished with a large amount of pancakes. Unanimous vote.
OT #2 - John Barstow - Tunis Asps - Good pancake count compared to most OT’s in the league.
OT #3 - Alex Boon - Central African Wild Dogs - Helped make one of the best rushing offenses. Could of possibly been OT #2 but didn’t get the owner votes.
DEFENSIVE TACKLE / NOSE TACKLE -
DT / NT #1 - Levin Cyrus - Central African Wild Dogs - 16 Forced Fumbles speaks for itself. 47 Tackles and 5 sacks as well.
DT / NT #2 - Frodo Baggens - Transatlantic Fear - Led EASILY one of the best defenses. Good sack numbers.
DT / NT #3 - InTheZone Chief - Transatlantic Fear - Again, helped build one of the best defenses. To bad there still not around in the championship game but best of luck to all of you’ll next year.
DEFENSIVE END -
DE #1 - Johann Spoonhammer - Tanzanian Terror - 73 Tackles is a great amount and also to be high on sacks.
DE #2 - Chris Kimbrell - Somalia Wildcats - 81 Tackles and 32 hurries! Very nice.
DE #3 - L.J. Lawson II - Tanzanian Terror - 2 INT’s along with sacks, tackles, and hurries.
LINEBACKER -
LB #1 - Jimbo The Rampage Slice - Sahara Spartans - 9 Sacks as a LB is great on this game. Also 98 tackles,16 hurries and a defensive TD to top it off.
LB #2 - Pops McBruser - Ghana Billy Goats - Tackles, INT’s, FF’s.
LB #3 - Raging Speedhorn - Kibwezi Choppaholix - Tackles.
LB #4 - Erique Dozier - Casablanca Sultans - 8 Forced fumbles with a good tackle count.
LB #5 - Slate Rock - Tunis Asps - 6 sacks along with 8 hurries.
CORNERBACK -
CB #1 - Galen Cisco - Central African Wild Dogs - One spot higher than I would of put him but still a good season.
CB #2 - HotRodJackson LINCOLNWASHINGTON - Transatlantic Fear - Shutdown defense along with leading the conference in INT’s. 51 Passes deflected is very good to.
CB #3 - Bartek Woodcock - Krakow Tigers - One of the highest level CB’s in the league. Good INT count along with 129 tackles. (Not always good as a cornerback but he got voted).
CB #4 - Mike Epp - Somalia Wildcats - Slipped in at number 4. INT’s probably helped with that.
FREE SAFETY -
FS #1 - Riley Murkowski - Somalia Wildcats - INT’s by a FS always grabs attention. Also played shutdown defense.
FS #2 - NULL VOTE!!
STRONG SAFETY -
SS #1 - Jack McSack - Gotham City Jokers - 142 tackles and 8 forced fumbles. Wow.
SS #2 - Terry Jacobs - Tunis Asps - Tackles tackles tackles. Fumbles forced as well.
KICKER / PUNTER -
K - Shooter Gilmore - Somalia Wildcats - Might not make a 50 yard game winning field goal but you can count on him to be clutch when it comes to short kicks.
P - George Fitzpatrick - Tanzanian Terror - Didn’t get the yards others got simply because his team didn’t punt as much but he still led the conference in punt average.
KICK RETURNER / PUNT RETURNER -
KR - Crazy Legs Ditka - Chicago Killer Frogs - Got a TD and was good in average.
PR - Kory Sheets - Las Vegas Knights - Plenty of yards and opportunities.
Teams: | Positions Voted:
Somalia Wildcats - 8 Positions.
Transatlantic Fear - 6 Positions.
Central African Wild Dogs - 5 Positions.
Tanzanian Terror - 5 Positions.
Tunis Asps - 3 Positions.
Kibwezi Choppaholix - 3 Positions.
Krakow Tigers - 3 Positions.
Las Vegas Knights - 2 Positions.
Casablanca Sultans - 2 Positions.
Chicago Killer Frogs - 1 Position.
Gotham City Jokers - 1 Position.
Sahara Spartans - 1 Position.
Ghana Billy Goats - 1 Position.
Lacashire Wolverines Colts - ZERO.
Kilimanjaro Sno-Caps - ZERO.
Namibia Piranhas - ZERO.
And that wraps up the Elephant Conference.
Congratulations to everyone.
So, for my final burn (Jim Rome) ..
Who would win in a game. The Lions or Elephants?!?
Remember this is based upon stats and how well the team performed. If a team didn’t perform very well maybe that means a player didn’t deserve to be on here. It’s just for fun and entertainment .. Gives everyone something new to talk about. Players got #1, #2, #3, or #4 based on the number of votes and what number they were voted for. Coaches were chosen by the two teams playing in the championship game.
Congratulations to everyone who was voted in.
Team:
The Lions
Coached By:
PsydePhuk
Offensive Coordinator:
PsydePhuk
Defensive Coordinator:
Blitz24
QUARTERBACK -
QB #1 - J.C. Unitas - Seychelles Island Sea Wolves - Unanimously voted in as the number 1 QB. Good TD : INT Ratio and high percentage completed. Very much deserved.
QB #2 - Coop DeVille - Uganda Headhunters - High yards per attempt and per completion. Good TD Count.
Honorable Mention Votes - Trace Wilkins and Marv YoungBlood.
RUNNING BACK -
RB #1 - A - Train Sanders - Seychelles Island Sea Wolves - Very close between him and Ricky Charles. Had the edge in TD’s.
RB #2 - Ricky Charles - Texas Legends - Played two less games than most of the RB’s in the league but still managed more yards and 5th most TD’s. Helped his team down the stretch and now there in the conference championship. Glad to see he made it on here.
FULLBACK -
FB #1 - Dan Hooper - Zimbabwe Beavers - Finished the season with 19 TD’s, most in the league. Averaged 4.9 yards a carry while breaking 76 tackles. Helped carry his team to the number 2 rushing offense short of number 1 by only 2 yards. Not sure if anyone deserves to be on this list more than him.
Honorable Mention Votes - Chad Martin, Frank Solich, and Jacob Smiley.
TIGHT END -
TE #1 - Theis Jørgensen - Equatorial Guinea Flames - Productive season as a TE. 100 Receptions with 9 TD’s is crazy. Wish my guy did that good!
TE #2 - Josh Swanson - Ivory Coast Long Dongs - Made a good run for number 1 but in the end was about a vote shy.
Honorable Mention Votes - Jake Stichter.
WIDE RECEIVER -
WR #1 - Rod “Deep Threat” Jones - Gabon Forest Dragons - Helped the dragons to an impressive 12 - 4 record while leading the league in passing. Didn’t record to many TD’s but he was number 1 in yards and 4th in receptions. Impressive.
WR #2 - Quincy Jackson - Tuscaloosa Bulls - Racked in the Wins, Yards, and TD’s. Speaks for itself …
WR #3 - Jeremy Little - Seychelles Island Sea Wolves - TD’s, Yards, Receptions…
WR #4 - Skye Dyver - Uganda Headhunters - I’m sure it was hard to pick a number 4 but Skye just slid in there. Any of the honorable mention guys could of grabbed this spot and held it well.
Honorable Mention Votes - Put Me In Coach, Elusive Juice, Deap Thawts and Ace Cashton.
CENTER -
C #1 - Simpson Homer - Zimbabwe Beavers - Led the league in pancakes for CENTERS. Anchored the number 2 rushing team in the league. Very nicely done.
C #2 - Corey Edwards - Gabon Forest Dragons - Gave Simpson and good run but I’m sure the Beavers running game and record had something to do with Corey only grabbing second.
Honorable Mention Votes - Ted Kawkwell.
GUARD -
G #1 - Sir Eats A Lot - Texas Legends - Uncontested for the number 1 spot … Maximum pancakes on minimal plays.
G #2 - Tommy LaSorda - Texas Legends - Great pancake count and helped lead the number 1 rushing offense.
G #3 - Anvil Stoutwell - Kalahari Thunder Lizards - They didn’t end up a top team but this guy played great for them. On minimal plays he was still 4th in pancakes.
Honorable Mention Votes - Simpson Bart.
OFFENSIVE TACKLE -
OT #1 - Big Black Boykin - Zimbabwe Beavers - Unanimously voted the number one spot. Easily deserved. Great season.
OT #2 - Shock Shock Boom - Gambia Diamond Cutters - Winning team with high amount of pancakes for an OT …
OT #3 - Theodore Long - Seychelles Island Sea Wolves - Even though he is no longer in our league, this is where he would have been. Blocking for a team that ended up with good rushing stats and pancakes.
Honorable Mention Votes - Heavens Wall, ILA VEATINCLAM, Don’t Hate While Your On Your Back ( He Is Also No Longer With Us ).
DEFENSIVE TACKLE / NOSE TACKLE -
DT / NT #1 - Kibbles N' Bits - Texas Legends - Very close with The Governator but he got voted number 1 on more ballots than The Governator. Both deserve the number one spot.
DT / NT #2 - The Governator - Texas Legends - Sacks, Tackles, Hurries… Great season overall. Cant complain. Good luck next year.
DT / NT #3 - Halfman Halfamazing - Kalahari Thunder Lizards - Played well throughout the whole season just hard to compare what the Texas Legends DT / NT brought to the table.
Honorable Mention Votes - Shawn Bayne.
DEFENSIVE END -
DE #1 - Jason Titsworth - Gabon Forest Dragons - Finished the season tied for Sack lead and very high in tackles compared to most other DE’s.
DE #2 - Donny Humphrey - Zimbabwe Beavers - Helped create an amazing defense with the Beavers. Came through for us when we needed him most. Definitely a captain on our team.
DE #3 - Hurry Back - Texas Legends - Was very close to being number 2 but I believe it was Donny’s FF’s and hurries that got him on top. Also, Donny is on the team representing the Lion Conference.
Honorable Mention Votes - NJ Feaster and Brass Ball Distraction.
LINEBACKER -
LB #1 - George Rose - Ivory Coast Long Dongs - Put together a nice season as a LB. Some of the better teams didn’t get as many opportunities to make tackles and everything but he still did a nice job.
LB #2 - JOE O… - Bombali Brown-Browns - Got tackles and forced fumbles. Probably had more chances at tackles as well.
LB #3 - Henry Flag - Kalahari Thunder Lizards - Racked in the tackles while also getting a defensive TD. Something no other Linebacker on here did.
LB #4 - Julian Peterson Jr. - Seychelles Island Sea Wolves - Good combination of FF’s, INT’s, and tackles. On a good team I’m sure he had less chances that most .. Good job.
LB #5 - Ulrich Von Lichtenstein - Zimbabwe Beavers - Slipped in at number 5. Would of liked to see him a little higher, but didn’t get the stats some of the other players got. Led a great defense with a good FF / INT count which most came late in the season.
Honorable Mention Votes - Flamin’ Wang, and multiple others with one vote each.
CORNERBACK -
CB #1 - Jeremiah Castille - Tuscaloosa Bulls - INT’s, FF’s, Fumble Recoveries and PD’s .. All very nice. Probably helped his team win a couple games.
CB #2 - Samuel Shutdown - StingTalk Yellow Jackets - Leading the league in INT’s caught owners eyes I’m sure. My CB has two awards for INT’s
. Good job.CB #3 - Uriah Heap - Gambia Diamond Cutters - Led one of the better teams on defense. Good pass defense and INT Count.
CB #4 - Lee Young - Zimbabwe Beavers - Glad owners saw his shut down ability over his lack of stats. Not many QB’s threw his way and my owner could vouch for that. Great ability to get down field on special teams and good vision. Even though my own owner didn’t vote for him, glad he still made it in by one position vote.
Honorable Mention Votes - Lockdown Brown and Javy Arenas.
FREE SAFETY -
FS #1 - Eldrickk Woods - Bombali Brown-Browns - Tackles and PD’s… And the votes of course.
FS #2 - Josh Gattis - Cape Town Crusiaders - Tackles and PD’s …
Honorable Mention Votes - Brent Alves ( I believe he deserved a spot .. ).
STRONG SAFETY -
SS #1 - Ali Bee - StingTalk Yellow Jackets - Great amount of tackles and INT’s for a safety..
SS #2 - Inhumane Torpedo - Seychelles Island Sea Wolves - Tackles, winning record, PD’s, FF’s .. Not bad. Congratz.
KICKER / PUNTER -
K - Bradley Vinateri - Texas Legends - Good stats all around. High percentages.
P - Sal E. Mander - Morocco Hairs - Punt yards with a good average …
KICK RETURNER / PUNT RETURNER -
KR - Lee Young - Zimbabwe Beavers - Tied for most kick returns for a TD and highest average.
PR - Lee Young - Zimbabwe Beavers - Most punt returns for a TD along with highest punt return average. Well deserved.
Team: | Positions Voted In:
Zimbabwe Beavers - 8 Positions. (3 By Lee Young)
Texas Legends - 7 Positions.
Seychelles Island Sea Wolves - 6 Positions.
Gabon Forest Dragons - 3 Positions.
Kalahari Thunder Lizards - 3 Positions.
Gambia Diamond Cutters - 2 Positions.
Uganda Headhunters - 2 Positions.
Tuscaloosa Bulls - 2 Positions.
StingTalk Yellow Jackets - 2 Positions.
Ivory Coast Long Dongs - 2 Positions.
Bombali Brown-Browns - 2 Positions.
Cape Town Crusiaders - 1 Position.
Equatorial Guinea Flames - 1 Position.
Morocco Hares - 1 Position.
Kenya Naturals - ZERO.
Madagascar Horn Farm - ZERO.
Team:
The Elephants (Boooo
)Coached By:
theonlynuts
Offensive Coordinator:
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Defensive Coordinator:
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QUARTERBACK -
QB #1 - JACQUE STRAPPIN' - Transatlantic Fear - Led the whole league in pass yards and TD’s. Also led his team to an undefeated regular season. Very well deserved.
QB #2 - Leopold "Butters" Stotch - Somalia Wildcats - Had a higher percentage then Jacque, but couldn’t get close enough in TD’s. Great season for you though. Good luck in the championship.
Honorable Mention Votes - Jimmy McMahon.
RUNNING BACK -
RB #1 - Light Saber - Central African Wild Dogs - Led the whole league in rushing yards. Also finished with the highest TD count. No one could replace him.
RB #2 -Stew Cambell - Kibwezi Choppaholix - Second highest average next to Light Saber. Sufficient yards with nice TD count.
FULLBACK -
FB #1 - Ameer Reema - Central African Wild Dogs - Blocked for the number 1 running back. Not much more to say.
TIGHT END -
TE #1- Kyle Longwanger - Kibwezi Choppaholix - Highest receiving yards for a TE in the conference. Deserved to be on here somewhere.
TE #2 - Lol Pikachu - Casablanca Sultans - His team and stats kind of flew under the radar. Productive season for a TE. Wish my TE had performed this well.
WIDE RECEIVER -
WR #1 - Chest Rockwells - Transatlantic Fear - Unanimous decision. Helped Jacque become the number one QB and helped Transatlantic be the number one team during the regular season. All his stats accumulated in 13 games.
WR #2 - Jordan Yantha - Krakow Tigers - Yards, Receptions, and TD’s. Just hard to compete with Chest’s performance.
WR #3 - Juice Powers - Somalia Wildcats - Led the league in receptions .. Great yardage and TD count. But again, hard to compete with the two above.
WR #4 - Jeremiah "Grease" Malone - Las Vegas Knights - TD’s, yards, receptions.. Team finished second in conference passing. Not bad at all.
CENTER -
C #1 - Southern Flavor- Tanzanian Terror - Second highest pancake count in the conference. Most for a center.
C #2 - Eon Blue - Krakow Tigers - Third highest pancake count in the conference. Second as a center.
GUARD -
G #1 - Mikey Hawk - Somalia Wildcats - Unanimous by obviously leading the league in pancakes and anchoring a line for a great passing team.
G #2 - Tomas Falkelind - Transatlantic Fear - Another great passing team and I’m sure he helped build that. Good pancake count.
G #3 - Arturo Sandoval - Tanzanian Terror - With minimal plays he had a high pancake count.
OFFENSIVE TACKLE -
OT #1 - Gunner Stall - Somalia Wildcats - Helped anchor a great passing team by protecting the QB. Also finished with a large amount of pancakes. Unanimous vote.
OT #2 - John Barstow - Tunis Asps - Good pancake count compared to most OT’s in the league.
OT #3 - Alex Boon - Central African Wild Dogs - Helped make one of the best rushing offenses. Could of possibly been OT #2 but didn’t get the owner votes.
DEFENSIVE TACKLE / NOSE TACKLE -
DT / NT #1 - Levin Cyrus - Central African Wild Dogs - 16 Forced Fumbles speaks for itself. 47 Tackles and 5 sacks as well.
DT / NT #2 - Frodo Baggens - Transatlantic Fear - Led EASILY one of the best defenses. Good sack numbers.
DT / NT #3 - InTheZone Chief - Transatlantic Fear - Again, helped build one of the best defenses. To bad there still not around in the championship game but best of luck to all of you’ll next year.
DEFENSIVE END -
DE #1 - Johann Spoonhammer - Tanzanian Terror - 73 Tackles is a great amount and also to be high on sacks.
DE #2 - Chris Kimbrell - Somalia Wildcats - 81 Tackles and 32 hurries! Very nice.
DE #3 - L.J. Lawson II - Tanzanian Terror - 2 INT’s along with sacks, tackles, and hurries.
LINEBACKER -
LB #1 - Jimbo The Rampage Slice - Sahara Spartans - 9 Sacks as a LB is great on this game. Also 98 tackles,16 hurries and a defensive TD to top it off.
LB #2 - Pops McBruser - Ghana Billy Goats - Tackles, INT’s, FF’s.
LB #3 - Raging Speedhorn - Kibwezi Choppaholix - Tackles.
LB #4 - Erique Dozier - Casablanca Sultans - 8 Forced fumbles with a good tackle count.
LB #5 - Slate Rock - Tunis Asps - 6 sacks along with 8 hurries.
CORNERBACK -
CB #1 - Galen Cisco - Central African Wild Dogs - One spot higher than I would of put him but still a good season.
CB #2 - HotRodJackson LINCOLNWASHINGTON - Transatlantic Fear - Shutdown defense along with leading the conference in INT’s. 51 Passes deflected is very good to.
CB #3 - Bartek Woodcock - Krakow Tigers - One of the highest level CB’s in the league. Good INT count along with 129 tackles. (Not always good as a cornerback but he got voted).
CB #4 - Mike Epp - Somalia Wildcats - Slipped in at number 4. INT’s probably helped with that.
FREE SAFETY -
FS #1 - Riley Murkowski - Somalia Wildcats - INT’s by a FS always grabs attention. Also played shutdown defense.
FS #2 - NULL VOTE!!
STRONG SAFETY -
SS #1 - Jack McSack - Gotham City Jokers - 142 tackles and 8 forced fumbles. Wow.
SS #2 - Terry Jacobs - Tunis Asps - Tackles tackles tackles. Fumbles forced as well.
KICKER / PUNTER -
K - Shooter Gilmore - Somalia Wildcats - Might not make a 50 yard game winning field goal but you can count on him to be clutch when it comes to short kicks.
P - George Fitzpatrick - Tanzanian Terror - Didn’t get the yards others got simply because his team didn’t punt as much but he still led the conference in punt average.
KICK RETURNER / PUNT RETURNER -
KR - Crazy Legs Ditka - Chicago Killer Frogs - Got a TD and was good in average.
PR - Kory Sheets - Las Vegas Knights - Plenty of yards and opportunities.
Teams: | Positions Voted:
Somalia Wildcats - 8 Positions.
Transatlantic Fear - 6 Positions.
Central African Wild Dogs - 5 Positions.
Tanzanian Terror - 5 Positions.
Tunis Asps - 3 Positions.
Kibwezi Choppaholix - 3 Positions.
Krakow Tigers - 3 Positions.
Las Vegas Knights - 2 Positions.
Casablanca Sultans - 2 Positions.
Chicago Killer Frogs - 1 Position.
Gotham City Jokers - 1 Position.
Sahara Spartans - 1 Position.
Ghana Billy Goats - 1 Position.
Lacashire Wolverines Colts - ZERO.
Kilimanjaro Sno-Caps - ZERO.
Namibia Piranhas - ZERO.
And that wraps up the Elephant Conference.
Congratulations to everyone.
So, for my final burn (Jim Rome
) ..Who would win in a game. The Lions or Elephants?!?
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