Welcome to another edition of The Mason Cynder Story.
We have been away for quite some time as our producers were away in the Caribbean getting high with Badman an' Lil' Jacob.
Vacation's over, and now we are staffed and ready for a production.
This week, we look back on the history of Mason Cynder and childhood friend Rob Eversleigh.
Many here do not know the history between Cynder and Eversleigh, so let me fill you in.
Believe it or not, Cynder and Eversleigh grew up in the same community down in California a while back. Cynder was quite fit, highly athletic, and very popular with the ladies.
Eversleigh was a bit hefty, which lowered his self-confidence and thus he never came out to play. Never mind the fact that the odor of bacon from the rubbing of his thighs as he walked made everyone avoid the fat piece of crap.
One day, Cynder was out with his friends at the skatepark, enjoying themselves and having a good time doing 360 hardflips and 900s off a 2-foot ramp, because they have insane skills.
Out of nowhere, big fatty Eversleigh comes strolling by, hoping to make himself feel better about his weight, lack of sunlight, and the fact he hadn't seen his minute package in over a year.
Wielding a stick in hand, Eversleigh comes after Cynder...
CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq5w3SQyYCc
Following the incident, Cynder and his family was forced to leave town because Eversleigh's mother had been sleeping with the police force, private investigators, lawyers, judges, busboys at the Cheesecake Factory, the fry cooker at McDonalds... the list goes on and on.
Had the Cynders stayed in town, we might have never heard of this incident or of the greatest thing that's ever happened to USA A#3.
Thank you for joining us in this week's episode of the Mason Cynder Story.
We have been away for quite some time as our producers were away in the Caribbean getting high with Badman an' Lil' Jacob.
Vacation's over, and now we are staffed and ready for a production.
This week, we look back on the history of Mason Cynder and childhood friend Rob Eversleigh.
Many here do not know the history between Cynder and Eversleigh, so let me fill you in.
Believe it or not, Cynder and Eversleigh grew up in the same community down in California a while back. Cynder was quite fit, highly athletic, and very popular with the ladies.
Eversleigh was a bit hefty, which lowered his self-confidence and thus he never came out to play. Never mind the fact that the odor of bacon from the rubbing of his thighs as he walked made everyone avoid the fat piece of crap.
One day, Cynder was out with his friends at the skatepark, enjoying themselves and having a good time doing 360 hardflips and 900s off a 2-foot ramp, because they have insane skills.
Out of nowhere, big fatty Eversleigh comes strolling by, hoping to make himself feel better about his weight, lack of sunlight, and the fact he hadn't seen his minute package in over a year.
Wielding a stick in hand, Eversleigh comes after Cynder...
CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq5w3SQyYCc
Following the incident, Cynder and his family was forced to leave town because Eversleigh's mother had been sleeping with the police force, private investigators, lawyers, judges, busboys at the Cheesecake Factory, the fry cooker at McDonalds... the list goes on and on.
Had the Cynders stayed in town, we might have never heard of this incident or of the greatest thing that's ever happened to USA A#3.
Thank you for joining us in this week's episode of the Mason Cynder Story.
