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vjburnette
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STARTS SHIT WITH ME TOO. SAYIN.
 
MushMouthMike
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I like the "special" kids. I'm just sayin' too
 
LouDawg
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Who's starting something with Hans?

Just a couple of questions: Who are you? Are you someone we should fear? Like a MMA master, a secret agent, or IRS auditor? Do you kick or bite, claw or gouge? Are you contagious? I'd like to know this before potentially starting anything with Hans and - by extension - you.

Also, do you, Hans, or any of his 100 level 1 players named Hammer know how to turn off the Caps Lock?
 
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Originally posted by LouDawg
Who's starting something with Hans?

Just a couple of questions: Who are you? Are you someone we should fear? Like a MMA master, a secret agent, or IRS auditor? Do you kick or bite, claw or gouge? Are you contagious? I'd like to know this before potentially starting anything with Hans and - by extension - you.

Also, do you, Hans, or any of his 100 level 1 players named Hammer know how to turn off the Caps Lock?


MANY HUMANS ARE START SOMETHING WITH I. THAT BECAUSE I GREAT WITH ALL AND EVERYTHING. YOU WANT KNOW WHO vjburnette IS? I TELL YOU. IT CAN BE THAT HE MAYBE MIGHT POSSIBLE BE BEST OWNER IN ALL GOALLINEBLITZ. HE GIVE ME MONEYS HELP AND SAY I AM CAN BORROW HE PETS.

WHY YOU ARE SHOULD FEAR HE: HE KICK YOUR ASSES IN ALL PLACES. IF YOU IN DISCO FUNERAL WEDDING BATHROOM BROTHEL MOON IT NOT MATTER HE ALWAYS KICK YOU ASS WHILE HE BETTER AS YOU. ME TOO.

I KNOW HOW PUSH CAPS LOCK. BUT WHEN I PUSH IT DO NOTHING. LOOK. I PUSH ONE TIME AND LIGHT GO OFF BUT NOTHING HAPPEN. THERE WITH I PUSH TWO TIMES EVERY TIMES SO I BE SURE IT NOT WORK. IT DEFINITE NOT WORK BUT GREEN LIGHT IS WORK AGAIN.
 
MushMouthMike
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I luv me some Hans!!!
 
zeobi
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Originally posted by MushMouthMike
I like the "special" kids. I'm just sayin' too


lol
 
Miyuso
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Originally posted by Hans Hammer


MANY HUMANS ARE START SOMETHING WITH I. THAT BECAUSE I GREAT WITH ALL AND EVERYTHING. YOU WANT KNOW WHO vjburnette IS? I TELL YOU. IT CAN BE THAT HE MAYBE MIGHT POSSIBLE BE BEST OWNER IN ALL GOALLINEBLITZ. HE GIVE ME MONEYS HELP AND SAY I AM CAN BORROW HE PETS.

WHY YOU ARE SHOULD FEAR HE: HE KICK YOUR ASSES IN ALL PLACES. IF YOU IN DISCO FUNERAL WEDDING BATHROOM BROTHEL MOON IT NOT MATTER HE ALWAYS KICK YOU ASS WHILE HE BETTER AS YOU. ME TOO.

I KNOW HOW PUSH CAPS LOCK. BUT WHEN I PUSH IT DO NOTHING. LOOK. I PUSH ONE TIME AND LIGHT GO OFF BUT NOTHING HAPPEN. THERE WITH I PUSH TWO TIMES EVERY TIMES SO I BE SURE IT NOT WORK. IT DEFINITE NOT WORK BUT GREEN LIGHT IS WORK AGAIN.


Are you like Mikebones's Retarded kid brother or something? you both have a fascnation with the caps lock, but at least he makes sense
 
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Originally posted by Miyuso
Are you like Mikebones's Retarded kid brother or something? you both have a fascnation with the caps lock, but at least he makes sense


I EAT YOU'RE HEAD. YOU MOVE YOU MOUTH AND I MOVE YOU FACE IN MINE HANDSQUEEZINGS.
 
ICRockets
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Ok, it's official. Hans Hammer is my favorite person in the history of ever.

I haven't laughed that hard in days.
 
Scoot
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i have no idea what he just said but it was awesome.
 
LouDawg
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I think Hans Hammer is my mother-in-law.
 
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I THINK THAT EVERYONE SHOULD TYPE THIS WAY...OR MAYBE HIS OWNER NEEDS TO PAY HIM MORE MONEY SO HE CAN GET A NEW KEYBOARD...ONE OF THE TWO...
 
GoHooterGo
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WHAT?

MUST YOU SHOUT?
 
Pvt Phin
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IM NOT SHOUTING ANYTHING. I'M NOT EVEN TALK, IM JUST TYPING BIG FAT LETTERS.
 
vjburnette
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Originally posted by Miyuso
Originally posted by Hans Hammer



MANY HUMANS ARE START SOMETHING WITH I. THAT BECAUSE I GREAT WITH ALL AND EVERYTHING. YOU WANT KNOW WHO vjburnette IS? I TELL YOU. IT CAN BE THAT HE MAYBE MIGHT POSSIBLE BE BEST OWNER IN ALL GOALLINEBLITZ. HE GIVE ME MONEYS HELP AND SAY I AM CAN BORROW HE PETS.

WHY YOU ARE SHOULD FEAR HE: HE KICK YOUR ASSES IN ALL PLACES. IF YOU IN DISCO FUNERAL WEDDING BATHROOM BROTHEL MOON IT NOT MATTER HE ALWAYS KICK YOU ASS WHILE HE BETTER AS YOU. ME TOO.

I KNOW HOW PUSH CAPS LOCK. BUT WHEN I PUSH IT DO NOTHING. LOOK. I PUSH ONE TIME AND LIGHT GO OFF BUT NOTHING HAPPEN. THERE WITH I PUSH TWO TIMES EVERY TIMES SO I BE SURE IT NOT WORK. IT DEFINITE NOT WORK BUT GREEN LIGHT IS WORK AGAIN.


Are you like Mikebones's Retarded kid brother or something? you both have a fascnation with the caps lock, but at least he makes sense


THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU START SHIT WITH HANS. YOU LOSE BY A POINT TO US IN THE PLAYOFFS BECAUSE THERE'S NO 2 POINT CONVERSIONS.
 
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