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Harrison Wegener the new Rb for Comoros has such a story behind him. His childhood saw it's ups and downs and before he was taking hard hits in GLB, life was dealing him even harder hits.

Born to a local tribe in the bushes of Africa, Harrison Wegener got his name from his condition he was born with.

You see when little Harrison was born he was born with a rare illness and came into this world without any eyelids.

Tribal witch doctors were at a loss of words at the mere site of little harrison. Some tribesman called the little one an abomination and demand his blood be spilled. His parents against tribal order fleed their village and took little Harrison into the city where he underwent surgery.

8 hours after going under the knife little Harrison was given new hope in life, he recieved eyelids. Doctors used foreskin from his circumcision to make him eyelids and the surgery was a great sucess.

However now little harrison suffers from another condition.













HES COCKEYED!

This of course is where his name comes from. Wegener is a simple yet fancy African spelling of the word Weener.

THIS HAS BEEN A PAID ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE D3 CAMP!

Remember Weenie eyes, you will never be the Grindiron Messiah, you may run behind the line the great one use to run behind, but you will always rehind behind D3 in every aspect of life!

D3 is the blood god and demands more blood !!

A Coach Willm walked into the locker room before the big game, looked over to his star Running Back D3 and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play."

D3 agreed, so coach looked into his eyes intently and asked, "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?"

The player thought for a moment and then answered, "4?"

"Did you say 4?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he had got it right.

Suddenly all the other players on the team began screaming..., "Come on coach, give him another chance!"

This has been a paid announcement made by N.I.F.A. (National Illiteracy Foundation of Africa).

Originally posted by scowiii


A Coach Willm walked into the locker room before the big game, looked over to his star Running Back D3 and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play."

D3 agreed, so coach looked into his eyes intently and asked, "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?"

The player thought for a moment and then answered, "4?"

"Did you say 4?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he had got it right.

Suddenly all the other players on the team began screaming..., "Come on coach, give him another chance!"

This has been a paid announcement made by N.I.F.A. (National Illiteracy Foundation of Africa).
That's what inbreeding does to you...

thomas drake cant spell for shit

This has been a paid announcement made by N.I.F.A. (National Illiteracy Foundation of Africa).

That should be an organization concerning reading and writing, not math.

National Arithmatic Foundation would make you sound a little better.

Originally posted by psuman
thomas drake cant spell for shit

Really? Let's take a look shall we?


thomas drake cant spell for shit

Interesting.

How about this.

Thomas Drake can't spell for shit.

If your going attempt your hand at playing a grammer Nazi, at least use proper grammer yourself.

i said spell not use grammar, and its grammar not grammer, but dont take it too seriously

You say Potato I say Potayto! LOL

And since when did "can't spell for shit" become proper English?

That's broken Amercian slang. It may work well when speaking but when writing in slang and as if you were making a statement you come off sounding like a moron. Really so when your doing so in an attempt to talk badly about someones grammar.

Originally posted by psuman
i said spell not use grammar, and its grammar not grammer, but dont take it too seriously

I'm just pointing out the facts. I'm not going to sit around and worry about your grammar or spelling usage that you apply on the internet. It's the bloody internet. Who really sits around and spell/grammar checks what they post? If you do then you need to get a life.

But seriously if your going to point out bad spelling or grammar errors then please lead by example. Otherwise your a moron.

and you left out a ' again. It's is the correct usage, not its. Don't needs one as well.

I was just saying it, i wasnt trying to make you sound like an idiot or someone who cant spell. Cool your jets boss man

lol

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