Warrior General Games

HB E forty, DT Dumb Bob, and The Defensive coordinator for the moosejaw psycho penguins step up to the podium.

Cameronwisdom: We will now begin questions in regards to todays game and our season thus far. We will also field questions for next weeks game against the thrashers.

Reporter: Dumb Bob, you are clearly the anchor for this "relentless" defense. What can you attribute to this?

Dumb Bob: The Ability to get pressure from the Defensive Tackle position is key to our success. Most expect a Defensive Tackle to be from the same cookie cutter build of a big immovable brute whos primary concern is to take up space and running lanes. I prefer to get in the backfield every play to disrupt the run or pass.

Reporter: That was a pretty intellegent answer from someone with a name that suggest otherwise

Dumb Bob: Actually Coach and my PR guy have been training me to recite that all season. I just like to hit the guy with the ball in his hands.

Cameronwisdom: Next question

Reporter: E forty, you are leading the league in yards and are clearly lighting the field up this season. Today You managed almost 10 yards a carry when people are expecting you to run. What do you have to say to the teams you will face in the future?

E forty: You can't stop me, You can't contain me, you can't limit what i do. you just have to pray i dont get my hands on that ball.

Reporter: do you have anything to say to your future opponents?

E forty: yea umm fuc- *just then Opie Manning of the Flappin Heads rushes the podium to get an autograph from the two players while giggling like a high school cheerleader*

Cameronwisdom: Again with these flappin heads guys. We Cant keep them away from us. Just yesterday we caught their owner GIEFF drilling holes in our locker room showers. We found equipment for video recording on him as well.

Reporter: Will you be filing charges?

Cameronwisdom: No we are just hoping to meet them in the championship game to show them what real football is. Not their cupcake style of play. Next Question

Reporter: With Obviously the biggest game of the Season in the league looming what can tell us about sasketchewan?

Cameronwisdom: Sasketchewan is a good team with a schedule consisting of fairys. We will be their first real opponent they will face this season. We have already faced most of the best teams in our conference and we have come out undefeated while allowing -60 yards on the ground on D. This kind of run stopping dominance is unheard of. If they are successful on offense i can assure you it will not be on the heels of their rushing game.

Reporter: Do You have anything else to say in regards to sasketchewan?

Cameronwisdom: yeah fuc-- *GIEFF who had been quietly sitting in the back of the room blending in with his flashy E forty jersey stands up to promote his own team*

GIEFF: Can we get at least one damn reporter to cover our press conferences?! my players are tired of noone giving a crap about us. We're Legit i swear! We're 4-1 and we cant even get the amount of airtime these a-holes get! DAMN!

Cameronwisdom: Who are you? oh right.. well maybe if your games were more convincing to back up your constant self promotion then youd get the spotlight we dont really need.

GIEFF: Convincing?! SCREW YOU! We Represent this whole country! What can you say to that. No matter what you do you will never achieve our nationwide Fanbase!

Cameronwisdom: True. but that includes Quebec and nobody likes the french or their silly language.

GIEFF: ...DAMN!

Cameronwisdom: im afraid thats all the time we have for today. we will hold another conference after the game against the thrashers

Beefy McBooberton owns dumb bob. Take notes Bob and learn how to dominate like Beefy.

wow, someone spends a little too much time on this game

Originally posted by Monarchy4
Beefy McBooberton owns dumb bob. Take notes Bob and learn how to dominate like Beefy.

1 more sack and 1 more FF

beefy should have better numbers becuase hes playing with a D where he should be soaking up all the stats. especially with the fact that your D is on the field for much longer than ours is

our D is 3 and out most of the time so every little precious stat is vital. therfore Dumb Bob owns beefy

Beefy says "excuses are like @ssholes, we all have them and they all stink." Beefy for President

Dumb Bomb puts up the same stats with less chances.. Beefy wishes he could do that

Yeah, nobody is going to read all that.

I think I saw my name in there, but no, I won't give you advice on how to run your team. I assume that's what you were asking me. Try asking more nicely.

damn. i guess someone has a lot of time on their hands to write all that.

Originally posted by GIEFF
Yeah, nobody is going to read all that.

I think I saw my name in there, but no, I won't give you advice on how to run your team. I assume that's what you were asking me. Try asking more nicely.

please?

I read it...

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I needed that this morning, it was better than coffee.

yawn

seriously where the heck do you find the time to write stuff like that?

i typed that up in just about 10 minutes

i can tell. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Dumb Bob is too ugly and unattractive which leads to guys letting him go by them cause they don't want to touch his ugliness disease and be scarred for life. Dumb Bob makes Sam Cassel from the Boston Celtics look attractive when I never thought that was possible. Almost forgot your post was awful.

Lol the last team they played had about a avg. level of 7 to 8, sorry unimpressed!