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A couple in the middle of a messy divorce case find themselves in court battling over custody of little Johnny, their only child. In order to make a fair decision over the boys future, the Judge takes Johnny into his private chambers so that he can find out which of the parents the boy would prefer to live with.

"Well, Johnny" says the Judge, "Would you like to live with your Mother?"

"No" replied Johnny, "she hits me all the time"

"Well then," the Judge continues, "Would you like to live your your Father?"

"No" replied Johnny again, "He hits me all the time too!"

The Judge looks exasperated and says to the boy "Well Johnny, who would you like to live with?"

"I'd like to live with Morroco Football Club" the boy replied quickly.

"Why on earth would you want to live with the Morroco Football Club?" replied the now extremely puzzled Judge.

"Well" replied Johnny, "They never beat anyone"

hehehe that's messed up.

ROFL thats great

Looks like the Crocs traded away one big mouth RB for another

HAHA!

that was good.

HAHA

LMAO!!!

Ok, I went and tried to find what team you are on to insult you, but I stopped scrolling when my hand cramped up. I give up.

However, I'll offer to tell you the clown joke if you want....

Originally posted by Dr. Acula
Ok, I went and tried to find what team you are on to insult you, but I stopped scrolling when my hand cramped up. I give up.

However, I'll offer to tell you the clown joke if you want....

He's the RB for the Crocs

Scowiii

1. That sounds like something Hitler would say.

2. Wow, if Doc Ac's hand cramps up! Well...That must be an impressive list he was scrolling through.

3. That kid is not mine. The tests prove that. Stop calling me at work.

4. I can't stop laughing at you icon. Do you need a roommate in Hell?

5. I wish I knew you well enough to bring "Your Mother" jokes into this conversation.

Instead I will tell you my favorite joke:

Pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel in his pants.
Bartender "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
Pirate: "Aaaayy! And its drivin' me nuts."

Q: How do you make Morrocco Flames cookies?

A: Put them in a Big Bowl and beat them for 3 hours.



One day in an elementary school in Morrocco a teacher asks her class if the Morroco Flames are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes, except for Little Jimmy.

The teacher asks, "What's your favorite football team Jimmy?"

Little Jimmy says, "The Crocs "

The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?"

Little Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Crocs fan, my mom is a Crocs fan, I guess that makes me a Crocs fan."

The teacher angered by his reply says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?"

Little Jimmy says, "Well, I guess that would make me a Morroco fan."

We will not believe your lies

http://despair.com/propaganda.html

Needs a little color. Maybe throw in some fluffy throw pillows.

Originally posted by scowiii
Q: How do you make Morrocco Flames cookies?

A: Put them in a Big Bowl and beat them for 3 hours.




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Morrocco is Ohio St?

Q. Why does Morocco have six points all season and the Crocs have scowii?

A. Morocco picked first.

Originally posted by BillSaidSux
Q. Why does Morocco have six points all season and the Crocs have scowii?

A. Morocco picked first.


ROFL