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Final Standings:

the inter-conference games are very unreliable as the Zeta conference is highly favored. for example, it has Knights over the Dragons, which is never going to happen.

Alpha

1. Dublin Royals 16-0
2. Dresden Dragons 14-2
3. Cleveland Colcockers 13-3
4. Amsterdam Admirals 13-3
5. Barcelona Nine Tailed Foxes 12-4
6. Tupelo Silverbullets 11-5
7. Palermo Don's 10-6
8. Gothenburg Vikings 10-6
9. Hareskov Lumberjacks 6-10
10. Arizona Wildcats 5-11
11. Shetland Marauders 5-11
12. Cologne Drenched Playboys 4-12
13. Dundee Destroyers 4-12
14. Toulouse Darkwolves 3-13
15. Manchester Boxers 2-14
16. South Yorkshire Chiefs 1-15

Zeta

1. Iceland Berserkers 15-1
2. Roman Legion 15-1
3. Highland Holy Divers 14-2
4. Dublin Ducks 13-3
5. Misc Manlets 11-5
6. Essen Crocodiles 10-6
7. Berlin Stallions 10-6
8. Israel Warriors 9-7
9. Dublin Disasterbators 8-8
10. Waterfootball Draftniks 7-9
11. Hollywood Knights 5-11
12. Chuck Norris Face 5-11
13. Milano Mamertini 3-12
14. The Hague Pirates 2-14
15. Manchester Coyotes 1-15
16. Johns Jokes 0-16

Last Week:

computer goes 13-3, some of the scores were wrong or omitted last week due to leaving town in a hurry to get drunk with hillbillies, they should all be correct below

Alpha

Dragons v. Foxes 26-9 (41-10)
Darkwolves v. Playboys 13-12 (24-27)
Vikings v. Don's 19-16 (13-16)
Colcockers v. Admirals 16-22 (23-21)
Royals v. Lumberjacks 56-3 (34-3)
Boxers v. Silverbullets 5-37 (17-23)
Marauders v. Wildcats 9-10 (14-20)
Chiefs v. Destroyers 12-19 (9-16)

Zeta

Legion v. Warriors 32-6 (45-3)
Stallions v. Divers 16-31 (12-13)
Disasterbators v. Coyotes 32-8 (35-17)
Chuck Norris v. Ducks 5-28 (10-17)
Mamertini v. Jokes 35-3 (79-0)
Manlets v. Crocodiles 13-11 (26-9)
Draftniks v. Berserkers 6-58 (10-40)
Knights v. Pirates 17-9 (34-17)

Next Week:

Alpha

Vikings v. Playboys 35-10
Colcockers v. Foxes 25-19
Darkwolves v. Lumberjacks 14-16
Dragons v. Destroyers 30-5
Boxers v. Admirals 5-58
Marauders v. Silverbullets 7-16
Royals v. Wildcats 41-2
Don's v. Chiefs 29-8

Zeta

Draftniks v. Warriors 20-25
Legion v. Ducks 25-7
Stallions v. Crocodiles 14-16
Chuck Norris v. Coyotes 16-11
Mamertini v. Divers 7-33
Knights v. Berserkers 4-37
Pirates v. Manlets 6-38
Disasterbators v. Jokes 73-2

I would like to point out that with your weekly predictions and end of season predictions combined, it is impossible for the Draftniks to finish 7-9.

And I'm not being a homer in any way, shape, or form here.

I even doubt a Knight "W" over the Dragons but, never say never.

Originally posted by Gerry Rice
I even doubt a Knight "W" over the Dragons but, never say never.

Never.

thanks for the computer predictions. keep up the good work!

I am scared of palermo. My qb owes the don a favor as a result of a little snorting coke off a dead hookers ass incident. Is it possible to PM someone a dead horses head?

25-20 loss predicted...

we won 30-7. your CPU isn't taking something into account.

Originally posted by scar988
25-20 loss predicted...

we won 30-7. your CPU isn't taking something into account.

Nope. His CPU is right on the money. You must be looking at the score wrong.

Originally posted by scar988
25-20 loss predicted...

we won 30-7. your CPU isn't taking something into account.

it couldn't be the shoddy ownership and lack of game planning that has plagued the Warriors in recent weeks. i'm sure the inactive players didn't contribute to the score at all either. what good would having those 5 starters available for the game anyways?

about to update the moral standings and wanted to run it by you. i've got a moral victory for the Warriors in staying within 50. moral loss for every other team besides the Draftniks because regardless of the other games outcomes the Draftniks juggernaut continues to steamroll mediocre competition. i'm just not sure for you guys. is it a moral victory when you beat a team you should? i wouldn't think so, but you seem to take great pride on it.

noticed you weren't bitching about my rankings from last week which had the Warriors three spots below you

wow, monty, a but defensive are we? I'm just trying to help you with your sim of the week scores.

you are doing what you always do, bitch about how your team is better than they are. feel free to bitch about my rankings, it won't change anything. my computer, however, is tired of your whining. what part of computer predictions do you have the most trouble with. is it that i enter the information, or that the spreadsheet then predicts next weeks scores? if you want i can send you a poorly illustrated diagram showing how it all works.

oh, I was saying maybe the spreadsheet should be modified to include chemistry ratings.

i'll factor that right in...

updated score for Ducks v. Draftnicks: 17-538

i didn't realize what a difference it would make when your new NT taking the entire team out to dinner the night before the game is factored in.

what? dude, you need to take a chill pill and get teh stick out of your ass. honestly, you could have us rated 16th for all I really care. we're going to be in the playoffs. and that's what matters to me.

Originally posted by scar988
I HATE JOKES!!! NO JOKES IN THE FORUM!!! MY TEAM IS NOT RANKED HIGH ENOUGH!!! MY NEW NT IS A GOD AMONG MEN!!!.

fine, no more jokes