The Capital Times
Volume 2, Issue 3
And they sing as they march with their flags unfurled.
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At the Quarter Way Mark
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Week 4’s matchups are in the books and, with the first quarter of the season now behind us, it’s time to take a look at where things stand across our Pro Leagues. Without further adieu, let’s dive in…
Pro League 1 – Alpha Conference
1 - High Plains Mustangs – 3-1
We begin our coverage with the High Plains Mustangs, who currently sit atop the Pro League’s Alpha Conference standings. One of the recently promoted teams to arrive in the Pros, the Mustangs began their time in the big leagues with a 1-and-1 preseason split. In Week 1, High Plains would lose a hard-fought contest against SWAT before romping back in Week 2 to beat the Nebraska Blackshirts 29-21 in a highly-entertaining game, scoring the go-ahead touchdown with under a minute to play: https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=45235&pbp_id=208320 . Another close game followed in Week 3 when High Plains defeated the Sea Wasps in overtime. Week 4 was to be another thriller, as the ‘Stangs came from behind to defeat the C-Town MF’ers in the final minute, 26-24. The Mustangs’ 3-and-1 record through the first 4 games would be good enough to land them in 1st place in the conference.
Mustangs pivot General Hunter Gathers has passed for 962 yards so far, while HB PEGASAS I has rushed for 457 yards. Run-stuffer George Wellman leads the Mustangs with 23 tackles through 4 games.
2 - C-Town MF’n Hood – 3-1
The Mothers finished season 108 with an impressive 10-and-6 record, and look to continue their winning ways into the current tour. Undefeated in the preseason, they bounced the Nebraska Blackshirts 51-37 in Week 1, before besting the Florida Frenzy by an even more convincing margin in Week 2. In Week 3, it was SWAT that would fall to C-Town, with the Mothers holding on to win a close game 38-34. The clock on their bid for an undefeated season struck midnight in the final minute of their Week 4 match against the High Plains Mustangs however, as Mustangs kicker Nicen Straight split the uprights with a minute left to secure a thrilling come-from-behind victory - https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=45247&pbp_id=305921. Nevertheless, the MF’ers 3-and-1 record through 4 games would be good enough to land them in 2nd place in the Alpha Conference.
Quarterback MF’n Flamethrower is once again an early contender for MVP honors with 1,330 passing yards through the first four games. Meanwhile, power back MF’n Hood MF’er continues to complement C-Town’s aerial attack with 256 rushing yards. Watch for these MF’ers to remain in contention as the young season continues to unfold.
3 - Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps – 2-2
Returning to GLB's biggest stage, the Wasps have had a solid start, following a lacklustre preseason in which they dropped both their opening test matches. Following a Week 1 loss to the Florida Frenzy, they turned things around in Week 2, besting the SWAT Team 23-10. It was to be a heartbreaking overtime loss for the Wasps in Week 3 however, as they fell to Mustangs after High Plains pivot, General Hunter Gathers connected with WR Stiltman in the endzone to secure the win for the visiting team - https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=45242&pbp_id=257269. Week 4 would see the Wasps return to the win column however, as they defeated the Nebraska Blackshirts 28-17, to arrive at the quarter mark of the season with a split record, 2-and-2, good enough for 3rd place.
The Wasps are riding the arm of KoB QB Dick Shiner who’s thrown for 669 yards, and the rushing attack of HB KoB’s John Henry Johnson, who’s rushed for 264 yards. Linebacker Jack Handsbert leads the Wasps with 26 tackles.
4 - SWAT Team – 2-2
Sitting in fourth place in Alpha is SWAT. The former Razorback Nation split their preseason games, but began their regular season with a solid victory against the High Plains Mustangs in Week 1, beating the ‘Stangs 33-24. They came out flat against the Tyrrhenian Seas Wasps the next week but put up a more spirited effort in Week 3 against C-Town. Alas, it wasn’t enough, and SWAT would be defeated by the MF’ers in a closely contested 34-38 loss. Week 4 would see them bounce back however, as they held on to beat the Florida Frenzy in a 40-28 slugfest. The SWAT Team would arrive at the quarter-way mark with a 2-and-2 record.
SWAT QB Dan Pastorini threw for 1,069 yards over the first four games while HB Emmitt Smith rushed for 225 yards. Cornerback George Van Slyke leads SWAT with 19 tackles and 5 passes batted down.
5 - Florida Frenzy – 2-2
Sitting in fifth place in the Alpha standings, we come to the Florida Frenzy. A RyanCane team, the Frenzy finished last season atop their conference before a surprise first-round upset to the unheralded Cherokee Nation brought their season to an abrupt end. The Frenzy split their preseason test matches before thumping the Sea Wasps in their Week 1 matchup, 42-10. A tough loss to the C-Town MF’ers in Week 2 followed. In Week 3, Florida easily handled the Blackshirts, delivering to Nebraska a convincing 38-13 loss, but the Frenzy was once again defeated in Week 4 by the SWAT Team, 40-28. Their 2-and-2 start to the season leaves them in fifth place at the quarter mark.
Florida pivot KoB’s Ken Anderson has thrown for 1,523 yards while HB KoB’s Marcus Allen has rushed for 204 yards. Run-stuffing defensive tackle Archibald McIntyre leads the Frenzy with 20 tackles while coverage linebacker Alonzo Jewell has 4 interceptions. That’s right, I said it. 4 interceptions.
6 - Nebraska Blackshirts – 0-4
Coming off a tough championship title match against the Laos Chaos, the Blackshirts look to bounce back in Season 109. Their preseason was inauspicious however, dropping their first two test matches against the Alamo City Spurs, and the Cherokee Nation. Their first couple of regular season games were to prove no easier unfortunately, as they dropped a Week 1 match against the C-Town Mothers before losing a soul-crushing Week 2 heartbreaker against the High Plains Mustangs in the game’s dying minutes. Week 3 was not as close, and Nebraska fell convincingly to the Florida Frenzy. And alas for the Blackshirts, they would drop their Week 4 match against the Sea Wasps as well, losing 28-17 to arrive at the quarter mark with an 0-and-4 record.
Nebraska quarterback Dylan Raiola Rafiki has passed for 1,056 yards but has been picked off 15 times, while elusive HB Gabe Ervin Jr Rafiki has rushed for 145 yards.
Pro League 1 – Beta Conference
1 - Cherokee Nation – 3-1
Cherokee Nation surprised many last season, coming out of no where to compete against the Orlando Prime Timers in Dot Bowl CVIII. They would lose the game, but gain in the estimation of countless dotball fans across Dotlandia, who would be looking to see if the Nation could carry on its winning ways in the new season. So far, the answer appears to be ‘yes’.
After splitting their preseason games, Cherokee rolled into the new season with 2 wins, holding off a 4th quarter surge from the Athens Empire in Week 1 before besting the Odessa Mojo by a more convincing 27-3 in Week 2. In Week 3, Cherokee held on to defeat Alamo City by a slim 29-31 margin. Alas for the Nation, they would drop a tightly contested match in Week 4 to the Asau Golden Eagles, who scored two majors in the 4th quarter to beat Cherokee 27-24. Still, the Nation’s 3-and-1 record through the first 4 games would be good enough to land them in 1st place in their conference at the quarter mark.
The Nation is riding the arm of QB KoB’s Jim Plunkett who has thrown for 679 yards, while HB Earl Campball has carried the rock for 325 yards. Coverage linebacker Tre Simmons leads the Nation with 19 tackles while strong safety Snag Alysious has batted down 8 passes deflected.
2 - Alamo City Spurs – 3-1
Another of the recently promoted teams to arrive in the Pros, the Spurs land in GLB’s top-tier with a chip on their shoulder, having been bounced from their first round Season 108 playoffs by a razor-thin margin of 33-30. Undefeated in the preseason, they romped into the regular season, coming from behind to beat the Asau Golden Eagles in Week 1 with a late 4th quarter touchdown - https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=45231&pbp_id=156999 – before beating WAR MACHINE in Week 2 by a more convincing 37-13 margin. The Spurs dropped a close one in Week 3 to Cherokee Nation, but bounced back in Week 4, defeating the Odessa Mojo 33-10 to finish the first quarter of the season at 3-and-1 – good enough to land them in 2nd place in the Beta Conference.
The Spurs are led by QB Tyson Bagent. Bagent has thrown for 1,263 yards, while beer-guzzling Power Back Ricky LaFleur has carried the rock for 277 tough yards. His drinking buddy, DT Randy Bobandy leads the Spurs with 16 tackles while free safety Greg T. Walker has snagged 5 interceptions.
3 - WAR MACHINE – 3-1
Another of teams recently arrived to GLB’s top-tier, WAR is coming off a championship season, and entered the Pros determined to continue their winning ways. They had a bit of a rough landing however, as they lost their two preseason games to the High Plains Mustangs and the SWAT Team respectively. They looked likely to drop their Week 1 matchup against the Odessa Mojo too, but managed a last-minute come-from-behind touchdown to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat: https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=45232&pbp_id=157111 . Alas, Week 2 would be another notch in the ‘L’ column as they dropped their second game to the Alamo City Spurs. But the MACHINE stormed back in Week 3, handily defeating the Asau Golden Eagles at MACHINE Stadium, 24-43. In Week 4, the MACHINE would easily handle the Athens Empire, besting them 59-23 to round out their first 4 games at 3-and-1 – good enough for 3rd in the conference.
WAR pivot Strong Arm Witherspoon has passed for 1,035 yards while deep passing QB I’m Just Built Different leads the way on the ground with 295 rushing yards. DT Randolf Ortega leads the MACHINE with 24 tackles.
4 - Asau Golden Eagles – 2-2
Another RC team, the Eagles finished their season 108 tour with a surprise upset to Cherokee Nation. Pundits expected the team would look to make a quick start out of the gate in 109, and the Eagles did not disappoint, sweeping their preseason games against SWAT and the Sea Wasps. They looked to continue their winning ways in Week 1, holding on to a 4th quarter lead against the Spurs before giving up the go-ahead touchdown late. But the Golden Eagles bounced back in Week 2, more than doubling up on Athens Empire by a score of 24-10. Week 3 was a tough road trip for the Golden Eagles as they fell to the WAR MACHINE 43-24. But the Eagles would ride a thrilling 4th-quarter surge against Cherokee Nation in Week 4 to best the season 108 runners-up 27-24. Revenge for their round 1 upset the previous season? Who can say? Regardless, the Eagles arrive at the quarter way mark with a 2-and-2 record – good enough for 4th in the conference.
QB Teddy Holloway has passed for 1,468 yards while HB KoB’s Red Grange, the Galloping Ghost himself, has led Asau’s ground attack, rushing for 144 yards so far. DT Antwon Hamilton leads the Eagles with 27 tackles while DE Khalil Gabriel has 5 sacks.
5 - Athens Empire – 1-3
Athens had a rough time of it during the preseason, dropping their first two test matches to the Sea Wasps and the Mother F’ers before drawing a tough first-week match up against the Alpha Conference’s season 108 runners-up, Cherokee Nation. Athens would lose this matchup, before facing an equally tough Asau squad in Week 2. In Week 3, Athens would finally notch their first ‘W’, defeating the Odessa Mojo in a thrilling 30-27 victory with an overtime field goal courtesy of kicker Charles “Sniper” Jorgensen: https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=45244&pbp_id=257373. Another tough loss would follow in Week 4 however, with the Empire dropping a 59-23 decision to WAR MACHINE.
Empire quarterback Amlaith has passed for 856 yards while running back KoB’s Eric Dickerson has rushed for 283 yards. Linebacker Athens NAPKINS leads the team with 18 tackles thus far.
6 - Odessa Mojo – 0-4
Odessa Mojo recently rebranded, dropping their previous moniker ‘Laos Chaos’ for their new name and branding. But the chaos continued nonetheless, as your humble correspondent frantically rummaged through his notes to see where this seemingly new and unfamiliar team came from.
The Mojo are another team recently arrived in the Pros by virtue of their championship run in season 108. Another team newly arrived in the Pros, and another hard landing it would seem – the Mojo split their preseason games against Florida Frenzy and the High Plains Mustangs before coming out flat in Weeks 1 and 2, where they dropped their games to the WAR MACHINE and Cherokee Nation. Week 3 was another tough loss, as the Mojo dropped their match to the Athens Empire in overtime. And sadly for the Mojo, Week 4 would be another loss, with the squad from Odessa dropping a 33-10 decision to the Alamo City Spurs. It’s still early in the season, but at 0-and-4, the Mojo look to be an early candidate for relegation if they can’t right the ship, and fast.
Led by the arm of QB Too Old to Die Young, who has passed for 839 yards, their offense is balanced by the rushing attack of HB HOOD MF’n Scat Back, who’s carried the rock for 95 yards. MF’n HOOD Stuffing MF’r leads the team with 29 tackles. Will it be enough for Odessa to rediscover its mojo over the course of the remaining season?
Pro League 2 – Alpha Conference
1 - Jersey Showboats – 3-1
Another of the RC teams in the Pros, the Showboats are looking to bounce back after a tough season 108 when they bowed out of the playoffs early following a first round defeat at the hands of the Tempe Venom. Early signs looked promising as they won both preseason tilts, and the early optimism seemed justified as they defeated the Miami Red Hawks rather convincingly in Week 1 by a score of 52-10. The Cochabamba Coyotes interrupted the streak in Week 2 however, defeating the Showboats 24-28. But Jersey bounced back in Week 3, exacting revenge on the Tempe Venom with a 19-38 victory in Tempe’s home stadium, known simply as ‘The Pit’. They’d follow up that victory with another convincing win, this time against the Midnight Marauders in Week 4, besting them by a score of 51-6.
Jersey quarterback KoB’s Sammy Baugh has thrown for 1,467 yards whilst power back Tyson Swift has rushed for 194 yards. On defense, linebacker Isai Layton leads the Showboats with 17 tackles while cornerback KoB’s Walter Bailey has 6 interceptions to date.
2 - Tempe Venom – 3-1
Tempe was one of the top-ranked teams according to the pundits as we entered season 109, but they came out flat in the preseason, dropping both their test matches. The losses did not signify much though apparently, as the Venom came out strong in their opening games, crushing the LetMeShe/Them TD’s 70-9 in Week 1 before bouncing the Miami Red Hawks 49-14 in Week 2. In Week 3, they ran into tougher competition, dropping their game against the Jersey Showboats 19-38 in what would have been a grudge match for the Showboats. Week 4, Tempe hosted Cochabamba and delivered to the Coyotes a 43-34 loss, finishing their first quarter of season 109 at 3-and-1 – good enough for second place in their conference.
The Venom are led by ‘QB – 1’, who has passed for 2,081 yards while their ground game relies on (not surprisingly) ‘HB – 1’, who has rushed for 215 yards. Star defensive back ‘CB HH2’ has 16 pass deflections and 13 tackles.
3 - Midnight Marauders – 2-2
Another team recently promoted to the Pros, the Marauders finished their 108 season with what must have been a heart-breaking loss to the Miami Red Hawks in their league championship, 28-31. One can only assume they entered season 109 with something to prove, and early indications look as though they mean business. The Marauders swept both their preseason games before defeating the Cochabamba Coyotes in Week 1 and Sean Connery’s LetMeShe/Them TD’s in Week 2. Week 3 saw the Marauders hosting the Miami Red Hawks, a game they would lose 6-28. They would drop another one in Week 4, losing to the Jersey Showboats 51-6. Their split record thus far lands them in 3rd place in their conference.
Marauders’ pivot MM Tom Brady has passed for 781 yards while MM Rhamondre Stevenson has carried the ball for 276 yards. On defense, linebacker MM Tedy Bruschi leads the team with 29 tackles while CB MM Rampage has 7 sacks.
4 - Miami Red Hawks – 2-2
Also recently arrived in the Pros this season, the Hawks may be all the evidence you need that a good preseason performance don’t mean squat. Having won their season 108 title, the Hawks romped to 2 victories in their early test matches before the regular season started. As the regular season began though, they were greeted with a splash of cold water to the face, losing their first 2 regular season games by convincing margins of 10-52 vs the Showboats and 14-49 vs the Tempe Venom. In Week 3, the Hawks traveled to the Plunderdome to face the Midnight Marauders – a game they would go on to win by a score of 6-28. The team would rack up another win in Week 4, holding on to beat the hapless TD’s 34-27. The split over their first 4-games would be good enough to land them in 4th place at the quarter-way mark of the season.
Miami’s passing attack is orchestrated by deep passer ‘Red Bazooka’ who’s passed for 1,054 yards. Red Bazooka also leads the team in rushing yards, with 130. Close on his heels though is elusive running back Scatter Hawk, with 105 yards. On defense, run-stuffing DT Monster Hawk leads the Hawks with 27 tackles.
5 - Cochabamba Coyotes – 2-2
Another of the teams having recently promoted into the Pros, the Coyotes split their preseason games before losing to the Marauders in their Week 1 matchup. They bounced back in Week 2 however, holding on to defeat the rallying Jersey Showboats in a close 28-24 decision. The Coyotes hosted Them TD’s in Week 3, winning in convincing fashion, 41-10, but would lose a close game in Week 4 to the Tempe Venom. Their 2-and-2 record after 4 weeks lands them in 5th place in the Alpha Conference.
Cochabamba is led by quarterback Boozy Patton who has thrown for 1,175 yards. Their ground attack is based on the legs of power back Deshaun Baxter who’s rushed for 314 yards. On defense, linebacker Athens MLB leads the team with 16 tackles.
6 - LetMeShe/Them TD’s – 0-4
Them TD’s had a rough sheason 108, finishing with a 1-and-15 record, and were looking to shtage a comeback in sheason 109. Early indications suggest they’re in for another rough campaign, however. They dropped their Week 1 matchup against the Venom 9-70 and their Week 2 matchup versus the Midnight Marauders 17-54. Week 3 would be no easier, with the TD’s traveling to Cochabamba where they’d lose to the Coyotes 41-10. Rounding out the opening first quarter of the season would be another loss, this time to the Miami Red Hawks.
LetMeShe’s shtarting pivot Losht Player has thrown for 1,081 yards, but has been sacked a league-leading 16 times. Meanwhile, power back Broken Arrow leads the team in rushing yards, with just 72. On defense, linebacker SheThem LB4 leads the TD’s with 19 tackles.
Admittedly, we are only a quarter way through the current season, but if the TD’s can’t turn things around soon, they could be an early candidate for relegation.
Pro League 2 – Beta Conference
1 - Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers – 4-0
The Wife Carriers are another new arrival in the newly minted Pro Leagues, having fallen just short of a league trophy last season when they lost their league championship by a close 23-28 decision to the WAR MACHINE before both squads were promoted. The Wife Carriers split their preseason games but entered the regular season strong, winning both games in their first two weeks, although both games were won by the thinnest of margins, with Honolulu beating the Jackals 23-17 in Week 1 and the KC Comets 23-20 in Week 2. Less close was their Week 3 matchup against Snoqualmie, when they crushed the visiting Sno-cats 47-3. Rounding out their first quarter of the season was a Week 4 victory against the London Exiles, who they trounced 52-7. Their performance thus far has been good enough to land them atop the Beta Conference with a perfect 4-and-0 record, matched only by their league rivals, the Orlando Prime Timers.
Carriers pivot Dayton Hurley – a rare scrambling quarterback at this level – has thrown for 1,360 yards while elusive running back Rusty Pierce leads the squad on the ground with 172 rushing yards. Defensive end MF’n Hood leads the Carriers with 16 tackles.
2 - Orlando Prime Timers – 4-0
Our reigning season 108 champs, the Orlando Prime Timers appear to have picked up right from where they left off following their win in the final Dot Bowl to be played at the now-defunct World League. The Prime Timers swept their early preseason games before going on to defeat the London Exiles in an exciting Week 1 matchup that saw Orlando come out on top of a close, 1-score decision, 24-31. In Week 2, the Prime Timers handed the Johannesburg Jackals a more convincing defeat, besting them 21-7. Orlando would host the KC Comets at the Camping World Stadium in Week 3, beating the Comets by a comfortable 11-point margin. Week 4 would be another convincing win as the Prime Timers steamrolled over the Snoqualmie Wildcats 14-41, finishing the first quarter of the new season undefeated at 4-and-0.
The Prime Timers are the 4th of the RC teams competing in the Pros, and they’re led by star quarterback Jaylen Leslie who has thrown for 1,290 yards so far. On the ground, their leading rusher is KoB’s power back, Bo Jackson, who’s rushed for 309 yards. The defense is led by run-stuffing defensive tackle, Lance Glover, with 16 tackles while defensive end, The Edge, has 6 sacks to date.
3 - KC Comets – 2-2
The Comets entered the new season with a dismal team chemistry (and who could blame them, after having finished the previous season with an abysmal 1-and-15 record?). But, thanks to the magic of modern programming and reset technologies, they embarked upon their season 109 campaign with a chemistry somewhat better than ‘meh’.
The Comets dropped both their preseason games, but bested the Sno-cats 31-24 in their season opener at Comets Stadium. A Week 2 loss to the Wife Carriers followed but the Comets gave a good account of themselves, and it took a last-minute touchdown for Honolulu by Jedi Master Mace Windu (who pulled some crazy jedi s#it, carrying the ball across the line with a hurdle and a power-through) to tip the balance - https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=45345&pbp_id=183816 . In Week 3, the Comets traveled to Orlando – a tough assignment, and one they would go on to lose 38-27. But the Comets bounced back in Week 4, holding on to beat the Johannesburg Jackals in a tight game, 17-14. Their split record over the first 4 games would be good enough to land the Comets in 3rd place in their conference, to this point in the season.
The Comets are led by starting pivot Mahomes Montana who’s passed for 1,296 yards, while power back Jerome Jerome leads the Comets on the ground with 243 rushing yards. Blitzing linebacker Lawrence Seau leads the defense with 21 tackles.
4 - Johannesburg Jackals – 1-3
Also newly promoted to the Pros, the Jackals have also had something of a rough landing as they arrived in the big leagues, splitting their preseason tests before opening the new season with back-to-back losses to the Honolulu Wife Carriers and the Orlando Prime Timers. A much-needed win against their Beta Conference rivals from London followed in Week 3, with the Jackals besting the Exiles 27-3. But they would go on to drop a close one in Week 4, losing to the KC Comets 17-14.
Jackals pivot Kellen Barney leads the team with 689 passing yards while elusive running back, Solomon “Rebel” Hulston leads the team in rushing yards with 207 so far on the season. Defensive tackle Jerrod McLeod leads the team with 18 tackles while cornerback Gunner Swift has racked up 5 sacks so far on the season.
5 - Snoqualmie Wildcats – 1-3
The Sno-cats failed to make the playoffs last season, and entered season 109 with hopes for a better result. Things looked grim following the preseason as the ‘Cats dropped both test matches against the Marauders and Them TD’s, respectively. Week 1 would offer no salve as they lost a close contest to KC. Encouragingly however, they defeated their Week 2 opponents, the London Exiles, in a tight 38-31 decision. Unfortunately, it was back to the ‘L’ column in Week 3 after the ‘Cats dropped a tough match against the Wife Carriers, and Week 4 would see another loss, this time to a stacked Orlando squad that easily handled the ‘Cats, beating them 14-41.
The ‘Cats are led by starting pocket-passer Ben Hogan who has 580 yards this season. On the ground, power back Bus 142 leads the team with an impressive 501 rushing yards. Over on defense, linebackers Jackie Burke and Joaquin Niemann lead the ‘Cats with 21 tackles a-piece.
6 - London Exiles – 0-4
The Exiles are coming off an uninspiring season 108, and enter the new year looking to improve upon their previous 8-and-8 record. Although their early matches were close, they nevertheless dropped their first two games against the Prime Timers in Week 1 (24-31) and the Sno-cats in Week 2 (31-38). In Week 3, the Exiles would lose another to the Jackals from Johannesburg. Their first quarter season would end with a fourth loss, this time to Honolulu, 52-7.
The sharp-dressed Exiles will sink or swim largely on the basis of starting quarterback Kob’s Roger Staubach’s arm which, so far, has passed for 730 yards. On the ground meanwhile, deep-passing quarterback Jamar The Exile McCracken leads the team in rushing yards with 264 – an interesting strategy indeed! Meanwhile, on defense, cornerback pick FIGHTS and defensive tackle jimi HENDRIX lead the team with 16 tackles each, while linebacker Eugene Harris has batted away 7 passes.
There’s no question the Exiles have had a very tough strength-of-schedule early on, having had to face both the Prime Timers and the Wife Carriers in their first 4-games. But the fact remains that they’re sitting in last place in their conference, at 0-and-4. They’ll have to turn things around quickly if they want to avoid relegation speculation.
Volume 2, Issue 3
And they sing as they march with their flags unfurled.
Today in the mountains, tomorrow the world.
At the Quarter Way Mark
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Week 4’s matchups are in the books and, with the first quarter of the season now behind us, it’s time to take a look at where things stand across our Pro Leagues. Without further adieu, let’s dive in…
Pro League 1 – Alpha Conference
1 - High Plains Mustangs – 3-1
We begin our coverage with the High Plains Mustangs, who currently sit atop the Pro League’s Alpha Conference standings. One of the recently promoted teams to arrive in the Pros, the Mustangs began their time in the big leagues with a 1-and-1 preseason split. In Week 1, High Plains would lose a hard-fought contest against SWAT before romping back in Week 2 to beat the Nebraska Blackshirts 29-21 in a highly-entertaining game, scoring the go-ahead touchdown with under a minute to play: https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=45235&pbp_id=208320 . Another close game followed in Week 3 when High Plains defeated the Sea Wasps in overtime. Week 4 was to be another thriller, as the ‘Stangs came from behind to defeat the C-Town MF’ers in the final minute, 26-24. The Mustangs’ 3-and-1 record through the first 4 games would be good enough to land them in 1st place in the conference.
Mustangs pivot General Hunter Gathers has passed for 962 yards so far, while HB PEGASAS I has rushed for 457 yards. Run-stuffer George Wellman leads the Mustangs with 23 tackles through 4 games.
2 - C-Town MF’n Hood – 3-1
The Mothers finished season 108 with an impressive 10-and-6 record, and look to continue their winning ways into the current tour. Undefeated in the preseason, they bounced the Nebraska Blackshirts 51-37 in Week 1, before besting the Florida Frenzy by an even more convincing margin in Week 2. In Week 3, it was SWAT that would fall to C-Town, with the Mothers holding on to win a close game 38-34. The clock on their bid for an undefeated season struck midnight in the final minute of their Week 4 match against the High Plains Mustangs however, as Mustangs kicker Nicen Straight split the uprights with a minute left to secure a thrilling come-from-behind victory - https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=45247&pbp_id=305921. Nevertheless, the MF’ers 3-and-1 record through 4 games would be good enough to land them in 2nd place in the Alpha Conference.
Quarterback MF’n Flamethrower is once again an early contender for MVP honors with 1,330 passing yards through the first four games. Meanwhile, power back MF’n Hood MF’er continues to complement C-Town’s aerial attack with 256 rushing yards. Watch for these MF’ers to remain in contention as the young season continues to unfold.
3 - Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps – 2-2
Returning to GLB's biggest stage, the Wasps have had a solid start, following a lacklustre preseason in which they dropped both their opening test matches. Following a Week 1 loss to the Florida Frenzy, they turned things around in Week 2, besting the SWAT Team 23-10. It was to be a heartbreaking overtime loss for the Wasps in Week 3 however, as they fell to Mustangs after High Plains pivot, General Hunter Gathers connected with WR Stiltman in the endzone to secure the win for the visiting team - https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=45242&pbp_id=257269. Week 4 would see the Wasps return to the win column however, as they defeated the Nebraska Blackshirts 28-17, to arrive at the quarter mark of the season with a split record, 2-and-2, good enough for 3rd place.
The Wasps are riding the arm of KoB QB Dick Shiner who’s thrown for 669 yards, and the rushing attack of HB KoB’s John Henry Johnson, who’s rushed for 264 yards. Linebacker Jack Handsbert leads the Wasps with 26 tackles.
4 - SWAT Team – 2-2
Sitting in fourth place in Alpha is SWAT. The former Razorback Nation split their preseason games, but began their regular season with a solid victory against the High Plains Mustangs in Week 1, beating the ‘Stangs 33-24. They came out flat against the Tyrrhenian Seas Wasps the next week but put up a more spirited effort in Week 3 against C-Town. Alas, it wasn’t enough, and SWAT would be defeated by the MF’ers in a closely contested 34-38 loss. Week 4 would see them bounce back however, as they held on to beat the Florida Frenzy in a 40-28 slugfest. The SWAT Team would arrive at the quarter-way mark with a 2-and-2 record.
SWAT QB Dan Pastorini threw for 1,069 yards over the first four games while HB Emmitt Smith rushed for 225 yards. Cornerback George Van Slyke leads SWAT with 19 tackles and 5 passes batted down.
5 - Florida Frenzy – 2-2
Sitting in fifth place in the Alpha standings, we come to the Florida Frenzy. A RyanCane team, the Frenzy finished last season atop their conference before a surprise first-round upset to the unheralded Cherokee Nation brought their season to an abrupt end. The Frenzy split their preseason test matches before thumping the Sea Wasps in their Week 1 matchup, 42-10. A tough loss to the C-Town MF’ers in Week 2 followed. In Week 3, Florida easily handled the Blackshirts, delivering to Nebraska a convincing 38-13 loss, but the Frenzy was once again defeated in Week 4 by the SWAT Team, 40-28. Their 2-and-2 start to the season leaves them in fifth place at the quarter mark.
Florida pivot KoB’s Ken Anderson has thrown for 1,523 yards while HB KoB’s Marcus Allen has rushed for 204 yards. Run-stuffing defensive tackle Archibald McIntyre leads the Frenzy with 20 tackles while coverage linebacker Alonzo Jewell has 4 interceptions. That’s right, I said it. 4 interceptions.
6 - Nebraska Blackshirts – 0-4
Coming off a tough championship title match against the Laos Chaos, the Blackshirts look to bounce back in Season 109. Their preseason was inauspicious however, dropping their first two test matches against the Alamo City Spurs, and the Cherokee Nation. Their first couple of regular season games were to prove no easier unfortunately, as they dropped a Week 1 match against the C-Town Mothers before losing a soul-crushing Week 2 heartbreaker against the High Plains Mustangs in the game’s dying minutes. Week 3 was not as close, and Nebraska fell convincingly to the Florida Frenzy. And alas for the Blackshirts, they would drop their Week 4 match against the Sea Wasps as well, losing 28-17 to arrive at the quarter mark with an 0-and-4 record.
Nebraska quarterback Dylan Raiola Rafiki has passed for 1,056 yards but has been picked off 15 times, while elusive HB Gabe Ervin Jr Rafiki has rushed for 145 yards.
Pro League 1 – Beta Conference
1 - Cherokee Nation – 3-1
Cherokee Nation surprised many last season, coming out of no where to compete against the Orlando Prime Timers in Dot Bowl CVIII. They would lose the game, but gain in the estimation of countless dotball fans across Dotlandia, who would be looking to see if the Nation could carry on its winning ways in the new season. So far, the answer appears to be ‘yes’.
After splitting their preseason games, Cherokee rolled into the new season with 2 wins, holding off a 4th quarter surge from the Athens Empire in Week 1 before besting the Odessa Mojo by a more convincing 27-3 in Week 2. In Week 3, Cherokee held on to defeat Alamo City by a slim 29-31 margin. Alas for the Nation, they would drop a tightly contested match in Week 4 to the Asau Golden Eagles, who scored two majors in the 4th quarter to beat Cherokee 27-24. Still, the Nation’s 3-and-1 record through the first 4 games would be good enough to land them in 1st place in their conference at the quarter mark.
The Nation is riding the arm of QB KoB’s Jim Plunkett who has thrown for 679 yards, while HB Earl Campball has carried the rock for 325 yards. Coverage linebacker Tre Simmons leads the Nation with 19 tackles while strong safety Snag Alysious has batted down 8 passes deflected.
2 - Alamo City Spurs – 3-1
Another of the recently promoted teams to arrive in the Pros, the Spurs land in GLB’s top-tier with a chip on their shoulder, having been bounced from their first round Season 108 playoffs by a razor-thin margin of 33-30. Undefeated in the preseason, they romped into the regular season, coming from behind to beat the Asau Golden Eagles in Week 1 with a late 4th quarter touchdown - https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=45231&pbp_id=156999 – before beating WAR MACHINE in Week 2 by a more convincing 37-13 margin. The Spurs dropped a close one in Week 3 to Cherokee Nation, but bounced back in Week 4, defeating the Odessa Mojo 33-10 to finish the first quarter of the season at 3-and-1 – good enough to land them in 2nd place in the Beta Conference.
The Spurs are led by QB Tyson Bagent. Bagent has thrown for 1,263 yards, while beer-guzzling Power Back Ricky LaFleur has carried the rock for 277 tough yards. His drinking buddy, DT Randy Bobandy leads the Spurs with 16 tackles while free safety Greg T. Walker has snagged 5 interceptions.
3 - WAR MACHINE – 3-1
Another of teams recently arrived to GLB’s top-tier, WAR is coming off a championship season, and entered the Pros determined to continue their winning ways. They had a bit of a rough landing however, as they lost their two preseason games to the High Plains Mustangs and the SWAT Team respectively. They looked likely to drop their Week 1 matchup against the Odessa Mojo too, but managed a last-minute come-from-behind touchdown to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat: https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=45232&pbp_id=157111 . Alas, Week 2 would be another notch in the ‘L’ column as they dropped their second game to the Alamo City Spurs. But the MACHINE stormed back in Week 3, handily defeating the Asau Golden Eagles at MACHINE Stadium, 24-43. In Week 4, the MACHINE would easily handle the Athens Empire, besting them 59-23 to round out their first 4 games at 3-and-1 – good enough for 3rd in the conference.
WAR pivot Strong Arm Witherspoon has passed for 1,035 yards while deep passing QB I’m Just Built Different leads the way on the ground with 295 rushing yards. DT Randolf Ortega leads the MACHINE with 24 tackles.
4 - Asau Golden Eagles – 2-2
Another RC team, the Eagles finished their season 108 tour with a surprise upset to Cherokee Nation. Pundits expected the team would look to make a quick start out of the gate in 109, and the Eagles did not disappoint, sweeping their preseason games against SWAT and the Sea Wasps. They looked to continue their winning ways in Week 1, holding on to a 4th quarter lead against the Spurs before giving up the go-ahead touchdown late. But the Golden Eagles bounced back in Week 2, more than doubling up on Athens Empire by a score of 24-10. Week 3 was a tough road trip for the Golden Eagles as they fell to the WAR MACHINE 43-24. But the Eagles would ride a thrilling 4th-quarter surge against Cherokee Nation in Week 4 to best the season 108 runners-up 27-24. Revenge for their round 1 upset the previous season? Who can say? Regardless, the Eagles arrive at the quarter way mark with a 2-and-2 record – good enough for 4th in the conference.
QB Teddy Holloway has passed for 1,468 yards while HB KoB’s Red Grange, the Galloping Ghost himself, has led Asau’s ground attack, rushing for 144 yards so far. DT Antwon Hamilton leads the Eagles with 27 tackles while DE Khalil Gabriel has 5 sacks.
5 - Athens Empire – 1-3
Athens had a rough time of it during the preseason, dropping their first two test matches to the Sea Wasps and the Mother F’ers before drawing a tough first-week match up against the Alpha Conference’s season 108 runners-up, Cherokee Nation. Athens would lose this matchup, before facing an equally tough Asau squad in Week 2. In Week 3, Athens would finally notch their first ‘W’, defeating the Odessa Mojo in a thrilling 30-27 victory with an overtime field goal courtesy of kicker Charles “Sniper” Jorgensen: https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=45244&pbp_id=257373. Another tough loss would follow in Week 4 however, with the Empire dropping a 59-23 decision to WAR MACHINE.
Empire quarterback Amlaith has passed for 856 yards while running back KoB’s Eric Dickerson has rushed for 283 yards. Linebacker Athens NAPKINS leads the team with 18 tackles thus far.
6 - Odessa Mojo – 0-4
Odessa Mojo recently rebranded, dropping their previous moniker ‘Laos Chaos’ for their new name and branding. But the chaos continued nonetheless, as your humble correspondent frantically rummaged through his notes to see where this seemingly new and unfamiliar team came from.
The Mojo are another team recently arrived in the Pros by virtue of their championship run in season 108. Another team newly arrived in the Pros, and another hard landing it would seem – the Mojo split their preseason games against Florida Frenzy and the High Plains Mustangs before coming out flat in Weeks 1 and 2, where they dropped their games to the WAR MACHINE and Cherokee Nation. Week 3 was another tough loss, as the Mojo dropped their match to the Athens Empire in overtime. And sadly for the Mojo, Week 4 would be another loss, with the squad from Odessa dropping a 33-10 decision to the Alamo City Spurs. It’s still early in the season, but at 0-and-4, the Mojo look to be an early candidate for relegation if they can’t right the ship, and fast.
Led by the arm of QB Too Old to Die Young, who has passed for 839 yards, their offense is balanced by the rushing attack of HB HOOD MF’n Scat Back, who’s carried the rock for 95 yards. MF’n HOOD Stuffing MF’r leads the team with 29 tackles. Will it be enough for Odessa to rediscover its mojo over the course of the remaining season?
Pro League 2 – Alpha Conference
1 - Jersey Showboats – 3-1
Another of the RC teams in the Pros, the Showboats are looking to bounce back after a tough season 108 when they bowed out of the playoffs early following a first round defeat at the hands of the Tempe Venom. Early signs looked promising as they won both preseason tilts, and the early optimism seemed justified as they defeated the Miami Red Hawks rather convincingly in Week 1 by a score of 52-10. The Cochabamba Coyotes interrupted the streak in Week 2 however, defeating the Showboats 24-28. But Jersey bounced back in Week 3, exacting revenge on the Tempe Venom with a 19-38 victory in Tempe’s home stadium, known simply as ‘The Pit’. They’d follow up that victory with another convincing win, this time against the Midnight Marauders in Week 4, besting them by a score of 51-6.
Jersey quarterback KoB’s Sammy Baugh has thrown for 1,467 yards whilst power back Tyson Swift has rushed for 194 yards. On defense, linebacker Isai Layton leads the Showboats with 17 tackles while cornerback KoB’s Walter Bailey has 6 interceptions to date.
2 - Tempe Venom – 3-1
Tempe was one of the top-ranked teams according to the pundits as we entered season 109, but they came out flat in the preseason, dropping both their test matches. The losses did not signify much though apparently, as the Venom came out strong in their opening games, crushing the LetMeShe/Them TD’s 70-9 in Week 1 before bouncing the Miami Red Hawks 49-14 in Week 2. In Week 3, they ran into tougher competition, dropping their game against the Jersey Showboats 19-38 in what would have been a grudge match for the Showboats. Week 4, Tempe hosted Cochabamba and delivered to the Coyotes a 43-34 loss, finishing their first quarter of season 109 at 3-and-1 – good enough for second place in their conference.
The Venom are led by ‘QB – 1’, who has passed for 2,081 yards while their ground game relies on (not surprisingly) ‘HB – 1’, who has rushed for 215 yards. Star defensive back ‘CB HH2’ has 16 pass deflections and 13 tackles.
3 - Midnight Marauders – 2-2
Another team recently promoted to the Pros, the Marauders finished their 108 season with what must have been a heart-breaking loss to the Miami Red Hawks in their league championship, 28-31. One can only assume they entered season 109 with something to prove, and early indications look as though they mean business. The Marauders swept both their preseason games before defeating the Cochabamba Coyotes in Week 1 and Sean Connery’s LetMeShe/Them TD’s in Week 2. Week 3 saw the Marauders hosting the Miami Red Hawks, a game they would lose 6-28. They would drop another one in Week 4, losing to the Jersey Showboats 51-6. Their split record thus far lands them in 3rd place in their conference.
Marauders’ pivot MM Tom Brady has passed for 781 yards while MM Rhamondre Stevenson has carried the ball for 276 yards. On defense, linebacker MM Tedy Bruschi leads the team with 29 tackles while CB MM Rampage has 7 sacks.
4 - Miami Red Hawks – 2-2
Also recently arrived in the Pros this season, the Hawks may be all the evidence you need that a good preseason performance don’t mean squat. Having won their season 108 title, the Hawks romped to 2 victories in their early test matches before the regular season started. As the regular season began though, they were greeted with a splash of cold water to the face, losing their first 2 regular season games by convincing margins of 10-52 vs the Showboats and 14-49 vs the Tempe Venom. In Week 3, the Hawks traveled to the Plunderdome to face the Midnight Marauders – a game they would go on to win by a score of 6-28. The team would rack up another win in Week 4, holding on to beat the hapless TD’s 34-27. The split over their first 4-games would be good enough to land them in 4th place at the quarter-way mark of the season.
Miami’s passing attack is orchestrated by deep passer ‘Red Bazooka’ who’s passed for 1,054 yards. Red Bazooka also leads the team in rushing yards, with 130. Close on his heels though is elusive running back Scatter Hawk, with 105 yards. On defense, run-stuffing DT Monster Hawk leads the Hawks with 27 tackles.
5 - Cochabamba Coyotes – 2-2
Another of the teams having recently promoted into the Pros, the Coyotes split their preseason games before losing to the Marauders in their Week 1 matchup. They bounced back in Week 2 however, holding on to defeat the rallying Jersey Showboats in a close 28-24 decision. The Coyotes hosted Them TD’s in Week 3, winning in convincing fashion, 41-10, but would lose a close game in Week 4 to the Tempe Venom. Their 2-and-2 record after 4 weeks lands them in 5th place in the Alpha Conference.
Cochabamba is led by quarterback Boozy Patton who has thrown for 1,175 yards. Their ground attack is based on the legs of power back Deshaun Baxter who’s rushed for 314 yards. On defense, linebacker Athens MLB leads the team with 16 tackles.
6 - LetMeShe/Them TD’s – 0-4
Them TD’s had a rough sheason 108, finishing with a 1-and-15 record, and were looking to shtage a comeback in sheason 109. Early indications suggest they’re in for another rough campaign, however. They dropped their Week 1 matchup against the Venom 9-70 and their Week 2 matchup versus the Midnight Marauders 17-54. Week 3 would be no easier, with the TD’s traveling to Cochabamba where they’d lose to the Coyotes 41-10. Rounding out the opening first quarter of the season would be another loss, this time to the Miami Red Hawks.
LetMeShe’s shtarting pivot Losht Player has thrown for 1,081 yards, but has been sacked a league-leading 16 times. Meanwhile, power back Broken Arrow leads the team in rushing yards, with just 72. On defense, linebacker SheThem LB4 leads the TD’s with 19 tackles.
Admittedly, we are only a quarter way through the current season, but if the TD’s can’t turn things around soon, they could be an early candidate for relegation.
Pro League 2 – Beta Conference
1 - Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers – 4-0
The Wife Carriers are another new arrival in the newly minted Pro Leagues, having fallen just short of a league trophy last season when they lost their league championship by a close 23-28 decision to the WAR MACHINE before both squads were promoted. The Wife Carriers split their preseason games but entered the regular season strong, winning both games in their first two weeks, although both games were won by the thinnest of margins, with Honolulu beating the Jackals 23-17 in Week 1 and the KC Comets 23-20 in Week 2. Less close was their Week 3 matchup against Snoqualmie, when they crushed the visiting Sno-cats 47-3. Rounding out their first quarter of the season was a Week 4 victory against the London Exiles, who they trounced 52-7. Their performance thus far has been good enough to land them atop the Beta Conference with a perfect 4-and-0 record, matched only by their league rivals, the Orlando Prime Timers.
Carriers pivot Dayton Hurley – a rare scrambling quarterback at this level – has thrown for 1,360 yards while elusive running back Rusty Pierce leads the squad on the ground with 172 rushing yards. Defensive end MF’n Hood leads the Carriers with 16 tackles.
2 - Orlando Prime Timers – 4-0
Our reigning season 108 champs, the Orlando Prime Timers appear to have picked up right from where they left off following their win in the final Dot Bowl to be played at the now-defunct World League. The Prime Timers swept their early preseason games before going on to defeat the London Exiles in an exciting Week 1 matchup that saw Orlando come out on top of a close, 1-score decision, 24-31. In Week 2, the Prime Timers handed the Johannesburg Jackals a more convincing defeat, besting them 21-7. Orlando would host the KC Comets at the Camping World Stadium in Week 3, beating the Comets by a comfortable 11-point margin. Week 4 would be another convincing win as the Prime Timers steamrolled over the Snoqualmie Wildcats 14-41, finishing the first quarter of the new season undefeated at 4-and-0.
The Prime Timers are the 4th of the RC teams competing in the Pros, and they’re led by star quarterback Jaylen Leslie who has thrown for 1,290 yards so far. On the ground, their leading rusher is KoB’s power back, Bo Jackson, who’s rushed for 309 yards. The defense is led by run-stuffing defensive tackle, Lance Glover, with 16 tackles while defensive end, The Edge, has 6 sacks to date.
3 - KC Comets – 2-2
The Comets entered the new season with a dismal team chemistry (and who could blame them, after having finished the previous season with an abysmal 1-and-15 record?). But, thanks to the magic of modern programming and reset technologies, they embarked upon their season 109 campaign with a chemistry somewhat better than ‘meh’.
The Comets dropped both their preseason games, but bested the Sno-cats 31-24 in their season opener at Comets Stadium. A Week 2 loss to the Wife Carriers followed but the Comets gave a good account of themselves, and it took a last-minute touchdown for Honolulu by Jedi Master Mace Windu (who pulled some crazy jedi s#it, carrying the ball across the line with a hurdle and a power-through) to tip the balance - https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=45345&pbp_id=183816 . In Week 3, the Comets traveled to Orlando – a tough assignment, and one they would go on to lose 38-27. But the Comets bounced back in Week 4, holding on to beat the Johannesburg Jackals in a tight game, 17-14. Their split record over the first 4 games would be good enough to land the Comets in 3rd place in their conference, to this point in the season.
The Comets are led by starting pivot Mahomes Montana who’s passed for 1,296 yards, while power back Jerome Jerome leads the Comets on the ground with 243 rushing yards. Blitzing linebacker Lawrence Seau leads the defense with 21 tackles.
4 - Johannesburg Jackals – 1-3
Also newly promoted to the Pros, the Jackals have also had something of a rough landing as they arrived in the big leagues, splitting their preseason tests before opening the new season with back-to-back losses to the Honolulu Wife Carriers and the Orlando Prime Timers. A much-needed win against their Beta Conference rivals from London followed in Week 3, with the Jackals besting the Exiles 27-3. But they would go on to drop a close one in Week 4, losing to the KC Comets 17-14.
Jackals pivot Kellen Barney leads the team with 689 passing yards while elusive running back, Solomon “Rebel” Hulston leads the team in rushing yards with 207 so far on the season. Defensive tackle Jerrod McLeod leads the team with 18 tackles while cornerback Gunner Swift has racked up 5 sacks so far on the season.
5 - Snoqualmie Wildcats – 1-3
The Sno-cats failed to make the playoffs last season, and entered season 109 with hopes for a better result. Things looked grim following the preseason as the ‘Cats dropped both test matches against the Marauders and Them TD’s, respectively. Week 1 would offer no salve as they lost a close contest to KC. Encouragingly however, they defeated their Week 2 opponents, the London Exiles, in a tight 38-31 decision. Unfortunately, it was back to the ‘L’ column in Week 3 after the ‘Cats dropped a tough match against the Wife Carriers, and Week 4 would see another loss, this time to a stacked Orlando squad that easily handled the ‘Cats, beating them 14-41.
The ‘Cats are led by starting pocket-passer Ben Hogan who has 580 yards this season. On the ground, power back Bus 142 leads the team with an impressive 501 rushing yards. Over on defense, linebackers Jackie Burke and Joaquin Niemann lead the ‘Cats with 21 tackles a-piece.
6 - London Exiles – 0-4
The Exiles are coming off an uninspiring season 108, and enter the new year looking to improve upon their previous 8-and-8 record. Although their early matches were close, they nevertheless dropped their first two games against the Prime Timers in Week 1 (24-31) and the Sno-cats in Week 2 (31-38). In Week 3, the Exiles would lose another to the Jackals from Johannesburg. Their first quarter season would end with a fourth loss, this time to Honolulu, 52-7.
The sharp-dressed Exiles will sink or swim largely on the basis of starting quarterback Kob’s Roger Staubach’s arm which, so far, has passed for 730 yards. On the ground meanwhile, deep-passing quarterback Jamar The Exile McCracken leads the team in rushing yards with 264 – an interesting strategy indeed! Meanwhile, on defense, cornerback pick FIGHTS and defensive tackle jimi HENDRIX lead the team with 16 tackles each, while linebacker Eugene Harris has batted away 7 passes.
There’s no question the Exiles have had a very tough strength-of-schedule early on, having had to face both the Prime Timers and the Wife Carriers in their first 4-games. But the fact remains that they’re sitting in last place in their conference, at 0-and-4. They’ll have to turn things around quickly if they want to avoid relegation speculation.
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