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WiSeIVIaN
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1. Asau Golden Eagles: I think we can all agree RC got lucky and this is probably the last time he is ever Champion League Championship Champs. With that said, gotta place the Champion League Championship Champs #1 to remain unbiased.

2. C-Town MF'in Hood: CL-best 13-3 regular season last year and were s105 champs where Tomcic showed once again why he's once of GLB's best OC's when they obliterated War Machine.

3. Sno Cats: I realize this looks retarded since the last time Sno was in WL they went 6-10. While they still have an OC who's greatest talent is forum posting not gameplanning, the offense has a few new toys. The defense is the key here as it has gotten a major overhaul with GLB's future #1 DC dsl20 and quite a few new dots that can "tackle", since dsl20 tells me that's "important". Could these radically new ideas really catapult Sno up standings? We will see, but my unbiased prediction is yes, 100% guaranteed.

4. KC Comets: While I wish these guys were nicer to my boy Ken, gotta give credit where it's due. Craw has proven himself an elite coordinator on both sides of the ball, and their offense has been a breath of fresh air compared to the historically run-dominated WL. These guys have lost competitive playoff games against the eventual champs the last two seasons, and seem just as dangerous as anyone out there.

5. OPT: Stupid OPT only went 9-7 last year. Rumor has it RC was on vacation and in a drug induced bender half the season, which I assume is complete fact. Team still made the final 4 last year before going too conservative in the playoffs and losing 13-16 to BiA in rd2. RC is in rehab, and I've been calling him a coward via chat all off-season, so a bounce-back seems likely.

6. Johannesburg Jackals: The Pro champs come back to CL for their 2nd attempt. Their first attempt back in s105 they were the scrappy underdogs who inched in with a playoff upset. After a couple more seasons for coordinators dsl20 & Qball (who's named after the Wal-Mart rollin' rollin' rollin' smiley face ball), the rust has come off and they look to be a legit playoff contender this time around.

7. WAR MACHINE: Please don't cheat and throw games in the future, scumbags.

8. HHWC: Solid 8-8 record last year inching into the playoffs. They were the only 1of4 s106 promotee's that stuck around with a playoff bid which should be commended. Good squad and good coordinators, it'll be interesting to see what next season holds since they have the 2nd most roster turnover (as seen by chem) in CL behind the SnoCats.

9. Brothers In Arms: 8-8 record last season. It'd a bit of a paradox to have a team that narrowly lost the Champions League Championship to the Champions League Championship Champs this low, but it speaks to the extreme competitiveness of Champions League this Champions League season. I think they will be on the cusp of the final playoff spot, battling like last season.

10. SWAT: 7-9 record last season. Should be competitive as always, and will be in the hunt for the playoffs.

11. Cherokee Nation: I'm not positive but I assume these are the weakest of the 3x MSM+Steve squads. Again this is a competitive team that'll get a few wins, but I think they are on the outside looking in of tough playoff races.

12. London Exiles: Congrats to zz on the rd1 upset over Athens, and coordinating a team up to CL despite having limited time/bandwith for dotballing. I'd love to see these guys do well and be competitive against the best in the game, but I unfortunately predict they are going to have a tough season up here.

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While these rankings are probably perfect, if you think you can do better please do so you lazy yellow bellied forum posters!


"Winners never quit, and quitters never win." - Vince Lombardi
Edited by WiSeIVIaN on Jun 6, 2024 10:07:03
Edited by WiSeIVIaN on Jun 6, 2024 10:06:33
 
Kenshinzen
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Just swap Comets with BIA and everything will be fine. Surely another first round exit for KC.
 
WiSeIVIaN
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Fwiw KC made final 4 last season.
 
zz man
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Just glad there aren't more teams in CL or our ranking might be worse !!!
 
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Originally posted by zz man
Just glad there aren't more teams in CL or our ranking might be worse !!!


IMO, my your fault. You're too busy kicking ass with UND
 
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Originally posted by Kenshinzen
Just swap Comets with BIA and everything will be fine. Surely another first round exit for KC.


we did make the 2nd round lol ill be thrilled if we make playoffs again for 3rd time. keep hatin scrub
 
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5 of the top 7 (according to Wise) in Alpha.... Great. Is it too late to swap back?
 
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Completely fair and unbiased rankings and a fun read. Jackals at 6 is probably right on based on dsl's smothering defense and my broken clock offense. There is only one thing you got wrong. That smiley face ball was named after me.
 
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Fun read Wise, here's my fearless bad predictions...

1. HHWC or Comets hoist the trophy - absolutely no reason, just gut feeling

2. Again, the promoted teams will struggle to stick around, yet Cherokee and Jackals might surprise and half DO stick...

3. No way I repeat Survivor title, everyone will take losses not expected in a parity league - being in it at week 6 is goal

4. The Reds and Tigers win 80% of their games in June and look like they're headed to playoffs - total homer prediction
 
Kenshinzen
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Originally posted by WiSeIVIaN
Fwiw KC made final 4 last season.


even a broken clock can be right two times per day. NGTH again.
 
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Originally posted by Kenshinzen
Just swap Comets with BIA and everything will be fine. Surely another first round exit for KC.


LOL, us lolearlyboosters have you so flustered you try and insult us only to give us a compliment that we will make a 3rd straight playoffs and qualify for a 4th straight Champions League
 
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My prediction is Kenshinzen keeps trying to mask his jealousy towards Comets, Playmakers and I with his daily posts trying to insult us only to give us compliments
 
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Originally posted by Kenshinzen
even a broken clock can be right two times per day. NGTH again.


you sound like Smitty at this point talking trash to Hood when you guys are in AAA
 
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Originally posted by PLAYMAKERS
you sound like Smitty at this point talking trash to Hood when you guys are in AAA


And maybe the 3rd best team.

 
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